Title. Mother Groucho Marx!!.. Man, it's hard to believe that this guy wrote the Communist Manefesto. y
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#6 - Fuzzymarsupial (07/11/2013) [-]
Marx Brothers? on Funnyjunk? Carry on my good fellow.
#10 to #6 - kaslin (07/11/2013) [-]
I read that in their voices. Thank you for that.
I read that in their voices. Thank you for that.
User avatar #2 - Lambda (07/10/2013) [-]
Man, it's hard to believe that this guy wrote the Communist Manefesto.
#4 to #2 - Rascal (07/11/2013) [-]
KARL Marx.
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User avatar #23 to #8 - lordlolland ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
He is indeed ******* with you, Karl Marx who wrote the communist manifesto has nothing to do with the Marx brothers.
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User avatar #26 to #25 - lordlolland ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.
#3 to #2 - dwarfman (07/11/2013) [-]
Yes and I wrote the Magna Carta.
User avatar #16 to #3 - angreif (07/11/2013) [-]
did you follow this up by ******* the fear turkey?
#17 to #16 - dwarfman (07/11/2013) [-]
Only after I wrote the pope to inform him of his imminent demise.
User avatar #18 to #17 - angreif (07/11/2013) [-]
Just HOW many times?!
#19 to #18 - dwarfman (07/11/2013) [-]
No less than 200.
No less than 200.
User avatar #5 to #2 - galaxyguy ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that was an (actually pretty hilarious) instance of playing dumb, rather than actually confusing Groucho Marx for Karl Marx.
#22 - habanaro (07/11/2013) [-]
"Outside of a dog a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx
User avatar #24 to #22 - lordlolland ONLINE (07/11/2013) [-]
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies."
-Groucho Marx
User avatar #21 - vanoreo (07/11/2013) [-]
Apparently I'm related to him on my dad's side
User avatar #27 to #21 - prycebear (07/11/2013) [-]
K. Cool story
User avatar #13 - rel (07/11/2013) [-]
The Marx Brothers are perhaps some of the funniest people of all time.
Except Zeppo. Zeppo wasn't funny, he was deliberately the "straight man" of the group.
User avatar #9 - RequieminMortis (07/11/2013) [-]
I've seen three Marx Brothers films (Duck Soup, Animal Crackers -the movie this quote is from-, and A Night in Casablanca), and they're hilarious films. Takes some buildup to the comedy, but once it gets going, it's great.
User avatar #28 to #9 - alexforce (07/11/2013) [-]
I'd say "A Night At The Opera" is probably their best film
#30 - Rascal (07/11/2013) [-]
That's not mein Fuehrer, i can't lol to that one.
#29 - Zanchoff (07/11/2013) [-]
Ah, marriage! I can see you bending over a hot stove! Except I can't see the stove...
User avatar #7 - sockprague (07/11/2013) [-]
What does "I shot an elephant in my pants" mean?
#11 to #7 - Fuzzymarsupial (07/11/2013) [-]
That he shot an elephant in his pants.
User avatar #12 to #11 - sockprague (07/11/2013) [-]
Really? That can't be the joke. It can't be about ejaculation either, which was my first thought.
#14 to #12 - haseotakaeda (07/11/2013) [-]
There was an elephant wearing his pants.
He shot the elephant.
He has no idea why the elephant is in his pants.

picture EXTREMELY related
User avatar #15 to #14 - sockprague (07/11/2013) [-]
If that's it... wow that's not funny.
#20 to #15 - broorb (07/11/2013) [-]
Jesus son you're not the sharpest, eh   
   
The original implication is that he was in his pajamas when he shot the elephant.   
it then turns out to be wordplay.   
   
not all jokes have to be about dead babies and wheelchair-bound paraplegics.
Jesus son you're not the sharpest, eh

The original implication is that he was in his pajamas when he shot the elephant.
it then turns out to be wordplay.

not all jokes have to be about dead babies and wheelchair-bound paraplegics.
User avatar #31 to #7 - sirformidio (07/11/2013) [-]
It's meant to sound like he shot an elephant without even getting dressed. He then turns it into a joke by stating that the elephant was inside of his pants instead of him shooting the elephant while he was still in his pants.
It's a certain kind of humor.
User avatar #32 to #31 - sockprague (07/14/2013) [-]
Thank you so much. When he said "I shot an elephant in my pajamas" I took it literally thus the punchline had no effect.
User avatar #1 - vikingontour (07/10/2013) [-]
Max Brothers FTW
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