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#6 - inuzukaa (07/08/2013) [-]
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#59 to #6 - asftrooper (07/09/2013) [-]
Rejected - Best Oscar Award Winner Movie
Every single one of his shorts
User avatar #70 to #6 - KingKobo (07/09/2013) [-]
your spoons not big enough
#17 to #6 - drunkenmonkeydk (07/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #12 to #6 - potatblade (07/08/2013) [-]
I don't know what I expected.
User avatar #14 to #6 - themastermorris (07/08/2013) [-]
#45 to #24 - greenzeopoweranger **User deleted account** (07/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #5 - pablovilly (07/08/2013) [-]
my spoon is too big
#66 to #5 - anon (07/09/2013) [-]
then just insert dick
#76 to #66 - jabzilla (07/09/2013) [-]
then the anus would be bleeding.
I sure hope you get the reference...
User avatar #85 to #76 - pablovilly (07/09/2013) [-]
im a banana!
#47 - fukyeahraptorr (07/09/2013) [-]
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#2 - dcdt (07/08/2013) [-]
Was this on Vine or something?   
I'm confused.
Was this on Vine or something?

I'm confused.
User avatar #3 to #2 - the fuzzball (07/08/2013) [-]
#4 to #2 - xmegustax (07/08/2013) [-]
yes it was
User avatar #7 to #2 - DiabloStrawhat (07/08/2013) [-]
Probably. There's a lot of funny black people on Vine.
User avatar #8 to #7 - CaptalnPlanet (07/08/2013) [-]
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#48 to #9 - camblea (07/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #27 to #8 - mrdrpage (07/09/2013) [-]
Fun Fact: The Android version of Vine is called "Grape."

I have it, and I am ashamed.
#29 to #27 - ofmiceandmen (07/09/2013) [-]
Oh yeah? What's that then?
#72 to #29 - anon (07/09/2013) [-]
you need a red circle and a bunch of arrows
#30 to #29 - mrdrpage (07/09/2013) [-]
What's what?
What's what?
User avatar #31 to #30 - ofmiceandmen (07/09/2013) [-]
Upper left app right next to Instagram.

That's not called grape. That's the real Vine. On my GS3.
User avatar #51 to #31 - fuckingtrolls (07/09/2013) [-]
HTC one masterrace
User avatar #54 to #51 - ofmiceandmen (07/09/2013) [-]
I really want the new one.

It looks really nice and I could use a change from the Galaxy line. I had an original Galaxy S and then the S3 I have now. TIme for a change of pace I think and that will be the phone I get.
User avatar #55 to #54 - fuckingtrolls (07/09/2013) [-]
It's a good phone. I got the s4 and the one they're both really good but I like the one a little better
User avatar #32 to #31 - mrdrpage (07/09/2013) [-]
I have a Samsung Galaxy S2. How'd you manage that? Play Store doesn't have it on mine!
User avatar #34 to #32 - ofmiceandmen (07/09/2013) [-]
Huh strange. I just downloaded it from the play store. I know people that have more low tech phones than the S2 that have it too. Idk then.
User avatar #37 to #34 - mrdrpage (07/09/2013) [-]
What version do you have?
User avatar #39 to #37 - ofmiceandmen (07/09/2013) [-]
4.1.2. I was just about to say maybe try updating your software.
User avatar #43 to #39 - mrdrpage (07/09/2013) [-]
Mine has been stuck on gingerbread since I've gotten it with "no updates available."

wat do
User avatar #52 to #43 - ofmiceandmen (07/09/2013) [-]
Can't help ya. I'm not very tech savvy. Sorry, friend.
#77 to #52 - mrdrpage (07/09/2013) [-]
After an hour, I finally got this mother ****** upgraded. Vine is mine. Hey that rhymed.
User avatar #53 to #52 - mrdrpage (07/09/2013) [-]
Trying a manual override. Thanks for alerting me that I'm out of date at least.
User avatar #16 to #7 - grimagination (07/08/2013) [-]
such as Eric Dunn, go check out his vines
User avatar #40 to #16 - fadetometallica (07/09/2013) [-]
That dude's the **** . Best Viner ever.
User avatar #62 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (07/09/2013) [-]
gifs wont load unless i reload the entire page 5 ******* times
User avatar #63 to #62 - mance (07/09/2013) [-]
Using Chrome?
1. Right click
2. Open image in new tab
3. ???
4. Profit
User avatar #65 to #63 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (07/09/2013) [-]
i am using chrome
User avatar #64 to #62 - mance (07/09/2013) [-]
Right click the image I mean.
User avatar #67 to #64 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (07/09/2013) [-]
i gained no profit doe
#68 to #67 - mance (07/09/2013) [-]
Well **** ...
#49 - kidsquicker (07/09/2013) [-]
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#21 - brokenboulevard (07/08/2013) [-]
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User avatar #69 to #21 - KingKobo (07/09/2013) [-]
oh Jontron
User avatar #81 to #69 - jontron (07/09/2013) [-]
oh kingkobo
User avatar #82 to #81 - KingKobo (07/09/2013) [-]
Nice to meet you sir
User avatar #83 to #82 - jontron (07/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #84 to #83 - KingKobo (07/09/2013) [-]
.....I don't know how to respond to that
#28 - baconslapped (07/09/2013) [-]
**** ice cream.
User avatar #87 to #28 - lordnerevar (07/11/2013) [-]
Out of Nutella, but can't get the bunch stuck to the inside of the jar? Use it as an Ice Cream bowl and get a spoon.
#73 - Ulmer (07/09/2013) [-]
My spoon is too big.
User avatar #56 - byobgraffpro (07/09/2013) [-]
asks for ice cream
opens fridge
User avatar #19 - myrtille (07/08/2013) [-]
If you have a friend who does this, stop being their friend. I hate stingy people.
If you invite somebody to your house, and they eat all of your ice cream, don't invite them back over.
I'd always buy sweetarts and eat them during school. Anyone who asked, got some. I would watch to see who took a few pieces modestly, and who would take half the box. I'd completely ignore the people who took advantage of my candy. If they can take advantage of that, what else would they take advantage of?
Basically: people who eat all of your food are rude and selfish. if you want a snack at somebody's house, bring your own or only have a little of theirs. it's just common courtesy.
#25 to #19 - pikininja (07/08/2013) [-]
I let my best friend eat as much as she wants because I know I can buy more.   
I suppose the difference is that I offer it. If someone asked for a little and takes a lot, that's pretty dick.
I let my best friend eat as much as she wants because I know I can buy more.
I suppose the difference is that I offer it. If someone asked for a little and takes a lot, that's pretty dick.
User avatar #26 to #25 - myrtille (07/09/2013) [-]
best friends are different
my best friends were allowed to eat whatever they wanted at my house
one reason they were my best friends: they were always polite to my parents and only ate what they needed when they were there. but they were free to take more if they wanted it.
anyone who didn't respect my parents wasn't my friend anymore.
User avatar #50 to #26 - youngneil ONLINE (07/09/2013) [-]
Same thing with me.
Some of my best friends come over, no big deal. They're kinda nervous around my family because the whole family (Me, mom, 4 sisters, 2 brothers, and all of my sisters children) is almost always over. They call to let me know when they are coming over, they politely let me know that they are hungry, never curse in front of the family, and treat everyone with respect while keeping a comfortable distance. And then I know this other guy. Fat, rude, and disgusting. He comes over unannounced, helps himself to the freezer, and will never shut up. He curses in front of my mother and makes rude jokes all the time. He's loud and likes to watch Netflix on his phone at max volume while the family is watching T.V. (Powerpuff girls and MLP gets really ******* annoying when you are trying watch something else) and constantly quotes Metalocalypse. Outside of the home that behavior is fine with me, it's okay to be rude and obnoxious as long as it's an appropriate place (i.e. outside and not in my house)
Sorry, had to vent.
User avatar #58 to #50 - myrtille (07/09/2013) [-]
I'd never let somebody like that into my house much less tell them where i live or maybe not even associate with them
i really hate rude people, i suppose you could say rudeness is my pet peeve
it might be because my mom is pretty rude a lot and isn't very considerate. i'm constantly asking her to please turn down the music, put up her food, put the dishes in the sink, take her clothes out of the dryer, scoot over so an old person can get by
i am much more conscientious of how i come off than she is, she blames it on being a surgical nurse.
#33 to #19 - imonaboatman (07/09/2013) [-]
This is great advice.
I was eating out with my ex-girlfriend once, and I was having chicken alfredo. She decided to take all the chicken off my plate after I had been eating for a minute. It turned out she had just been taking advantage of me the whole relationship.

MFW (the chicken, not the relationship)
User avatar #35 to #33 - myrtille (07/09/2013) [-]
Paying attention to the little things helps out a lot in the long run.
Also, your ex is a fatass for eating all of your chicken and that **** shouldn't fly. Be like "Why are you eating all of my chicken?" and if she gets offended just play it off as a joke, but at least you said something. After that date forget her. She's testing you to see what she can get.
#41 to #35 - imonaboatman (07/09/2013) [-]
If she had taken some noodles, it would've been one thing. But YOU DON'T TAKE A MAN'S DAMN CHICKEN. And you're absolutely right. You can pick up on a lot through the little things.
If she had taken some noodles, it would've been one thing. But YOU DON'T TAKE A MAN'S DAMN CHICKEN. And you're absolutely right. You can pick up on a lot through the little things.
User avatar #42 to #41 - myrtille (07/09/2013) [-]
you're now my favorite person for using that gif
i laughed for 10 minutes straight when i first saw it
#78 to #61 - myrtille (07/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #23 - mrspartanman (07/08/2013) [-]
I like vine.
Don't hurt me.
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User avatar #11 - ironsoul (07/08/2013) [-]
I used one of those as an axe at a renfair type thing. It actually worked fairly well.
User avatar #1 - kingerboy (07/08/2013) [-]
Wow 2 people post this at the same time! Great work OP!
#57 - camblea (07/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #60 to #36 - andrewolfzoom (07/09/2013) [-]
do you like watermelon? Yes or No
User avatar #79 to #60 - sirnigga (07/09/2013) [-]
who doesnt
User avatar #86 to #79 - andrewolfzoom (07/10/2013) [-]
good you pass.
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