Rejected Lines From Exams. Source: Mock the Week, BBC .. I have what?
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#13 - zhitman (07/07/2013) [-]
Because I want his tanks
Because I want his tanks
#1 - anon (07/07/2013) [-]
Well good sir, It's pretty obvious. If you go into battle with just tanks and no healers you are setting yourself up for failure. What isn't mentioned in this gif is that the 3 tanks are backed up by 500 dps and 497 healers
#218 to #1 - anon (07/08/2013) [-]
I still think 10,000 tanks would have the upper edge. I mean that's 10 tanks per DPS and healer, or 20 per unit. It's of course dependant on the game, but in my opinion, 10 tanks would wreck a DPS and a healer.
#220 to #218 - anon (07/08/2013) [-]
No, it's the opposite, 20 tanks per healer and DPS. And 10 per unit.

Sorry, got shot by a math teacher once, don't really trust them anymore.
#227 to #220 - anon (07/08/2013) [-]
No it's not, it's 20 per unit and 10 per DPS and healer since they are approx 500 each, lol. I were right at first.
#228 to #227 - anon (07/08/2013) [-]
No, wait, there is still 1000 units, so 1 unit would be 10 tanks. And that means 2 units is 20 I guess.
User avatar #257 to #228 - fistpump (07/08/2013) [-]
yes
User avatar #4 to #1 - manofparody (07/07/2013) [-]
Even though this was meant to be a "smart ass" response... It's pretty ******* accurate if you think about it.
User avatar #61 to #4 - yyh (07/08/2013) [-]
Accurate wouldn't be having a 1:1 ratio of dps to healers.
But I agree, I really liked his comment
User avatar #10 - ironsoul (07/07/2013) [-]
Because I have ten thousand aircraft and vladimir has none.
#180 to #10 - anon (07/08/2013) [-]
The Soviet Army used to have a joke about two Soviet generals who meet in Paris after invading. One turns to the other and asks, "So, who won the air war, anyway?"

Make of that what you will. My history professor told me that one.
User avatar #211 to #180 - ironsoul (07/08/2013) [-]
Say what you will, an A10 will **** a tank up.
#246 to #211 - anon (07/08/2013) [-]
shut the **** up holler
#50 - rambomanthree (07/08/2013) [-]
You'd have to be north korea to start a war with only 3 tanks.
#56 to #50 - anon (07/08/2013) [-]
... Or Finland...
#20 - pulluspardus (07/07/2013) [-]
With the number three I can rule the internet, 2 and a half billion strong.
You have my knife, and my knife, and my other knife.
#178 to #20 - funnyjernk (07/08/2013) [-]
sir i want source of this picture and want to know how you acquired it. please respond
User avatar #268 to #178 - pulluspardus (07/08/2013) [-]
look up "Gaben"
User avatar #66 to #20 - liquidz (07/08/2013) [-]
Half life 3 very much confirmed with that background
#14 - findash (07/07/2013) [-]
The Winter War between Russia and FInland.
Finland on the left Russia on the right.
#265 to #14 - vaporous (07/08/2013) [-]
Too bad Finland lost all it's tanks.
#30 to #14 - thirsteternum (07/07/2013) [-]
even though as a finn this makes me kinda proud of my elders...

the fact is...

the vast majority of russians butchered is Stalin. Why? Well let me tell you: He was a quite paranoid man, he was so paranoid he killed his own people, leaders, soldiers, all.. he caused a lot of damage to his own lines, im too lazy to write the whole story but there's what happened in a nutshell. At least that's what my history teacher said, so corrify me if im wrong...
User avatar #33 to #30 - findash (07/07/2013) [-]
I know what kind of man Stalin was my fellow fin.
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User avatar #34 to #32 - findash (07/07/2013) [-]
Actually more than one country helped us out with volunteers and such but i don't know if they are also accounted for.
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User avatar #37 to #36 - findash (07/07/2013) [-]
And the swedes gave us over 8000 volunteers for example.
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#235 to #14 - golbot (07/08/2013) [-]
How come russia can count 3,543 exact missing tanks, but the fins cant tell the difference between 2 remaining tanks, or 12 remaining tanks to decide how many they lost?
#256 to #235 - anon (07/08/2013) [-]
Finns captured some of the Russian tanks, so perhaps they lost count
User avatar #38 to #14 - volleys (07/07/2013) [-]
And the Russians still won.
User avatar #40 to #38 - findash (07/08/2013) [-]
Yes but considering they lost for times as much we did pretty well defending our selves and didn't loose that much territory.
User avatar #41 to #40 - volleys (07/08/2013) [-]
Yeah. And don't forget Simo Hayha.
User avatar #42 to #41 - findash (07/08/2013) [-]
Häyhä is my hero.
User avatar #43 to #42 - volleys (07/08/2013) [-]
I have a Mosin Nagant by the way
#133 to #43 - spetsnazvymple (07/08/2013) [-]
i have 6
User avatar #267 to #133 - volleys (07/08/2013) [-]
You American? Because they are pretty cheap here XD I want another probably an M44
#271 to #267 - spetsnazvymple (07/08/2013) [-]
i am American. the reason i have 6 is because the military discount on those makes them great budget guns.
User avatar #272 to #271 - volleys (07/08/2013) [-]
Military discount? You mean military surplus? I'm American by the way.
#275 to #272 - spetsnazvymple (07/08/2013) [-]
if you are currently in the military you get a discount on firearm purchases
User avatar #238 to #43 - omenaaa (07/08/2013) [-]
I have an RK 95 TP.. Well.. I don't actually own it, just borrowed from the army. BUT I WANT IT GOD DAMNIT. Shooting is fun.
User avatar #266 to #238 - volleys (07/08/2013) [-]
Yeah, similar to an AK. I have MAK 90 (ak47). Yeah shooting is very fun.
#44 to #43 - findash (07/08/2013) [-]
gimme
gimme
User avatar #45 to #44 - volleys (07/08/2013) [-]
You're Finnish right?
User avatar #46 to #45 - findash (07/08/2013) [-]
Sure am.
User avatar #47 to #46 - volleys (07/08/2013) [-]
You live in Finland at the moment?
User avatar #48 to #47 - findash (07/08/2013) [-]
Yes?
User avatar #49 to #48 - volleys (07/08/2013) [-]
I live in the US so its pretty easy to buy guns. How hard is it in Finland?
User avatar #51 to #49 - findash (07/08/2013) [-]
I haven't properly looked into it but its not impossible. Though the type of guns a civilian can own is fairly low. No military grade weaponry for example.
User avatar #68 to #51 - volleys (07/08/2013) [-]
Hmm... that sucks. I wonder since the Mosin Nagant was a military weapon if you could get one??
User avatar #286 to #38 - ifuhq (07/11/2013) [-]
A Pyrrhic victory.
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#3 - tragono **User deleted account** (07/07/2013) [-]
I have what?
#22 to #3 - anon (07/07/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 6**
User avatar #23 to #22 - alexusapi (07/07/2013) [-]
**alexusapi rolls 3**
User avatar #24 to #22 - alexusapi (07/07/2013) [-]
that's how you do it noob
User avatar #74 to #24 - crimsontyyde (07/08/2013) [-]
Well aren't you just being a cum-guzzling gutter slut?
User avatar #75 to #74 - alexusapi (07/08/2013) [-]
holy cow, can you explain to me why i got so many red thumbs? apparently innocent jokes are forbidden here.
User avatar #76 to #75 - crimsontyyde (07/08/2013) [-]
It just seemed like a douchey thing to say. (Could have typed it a bit better like with a =p) Kinda seemed like that one bitch who's like ' yeah, that's how you do it.'
User avatar #80 to #76 - alexusapi (07/08/2013) [-]
i put a smiley after the sentence, how is that not a clear indication that i was just joking around, i wasn't bragging about getting a 1 in 10 roll, hahaha
User avatar #81 to #80 - crimsontyyde (07/08/2013) [-]
It kinda felt like one of the smug ones, that's all.
User avatar #85 to #81 - alexusapi (07/08/2013) [-]
wait so i get a sea of red thumbs for calling someone a noob followed by a smiley face but when you call me a cum-guzzling gutter slut, then it's suddenly ok?
User avatar #92 to #85 - crimsontyyde (07/08/2013) [-]
Welcome to funnyjunk =D
User avatar #247 to #92 - thighhighkneesocks (07/08/2013) [-]
I don't know what comment you deleted, but I sincerely hope it said: "that's how you do it noob :p"
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#241 to #24 - funnyjunkforlife (07/08/2013) [-]
**funnyjunkforlife rolls 55**    
dont gloat like a bitch
**funnyjunkforlife rolls 55**
dont gloat like a bitch
User avatar #274 to #241 - alexusapi (07/08/2013) [-]
i have been on funnyjunk for quite some years now, finally made an account in 2011, i love funnyjunk, and it has brought me many laughs and many tears but sometimes i just get pissed off, when this mob mentality sets in, nobody thinks for themselves, they just see that i have many red thumbs and therefore probably did something stupid, i hope for the sake of funnyjunk we can go back to the good old days when funnyjunk was just about funny stuff and not hating on other people.
User avatar #273 to #241 - alexusapi (07/08/2013) [-]
i wasn't trying to gloat, jesus. it's an innocent joke, why are funnyjunkers so sensitive?
#204 to #24 - furiousmarshmellow (07/08/2013) [-]
Oh, wow. You rolled a number you had a 1 in 10 chance of getting. I don't have your talents and I must therefore kill myself.
#222 to #204 - alexusapi (07/08/2013) [-]
you're the reason funnyjunk should have a policy that if you are less mature than a 11 year old you should not be allowed to express yourself, just read what i said below.
you're the reason funnyjunk should have a policy that if you are less mature than a 11 year old you should not be allowed to express yourself, just read what i said below.
#224 to #222 - drekinn (07/08/2013) [-]
i don't know why you're getting thumbed down bro, best i can do is throw you one thumb, it seems people are only basing their opinion on the already thumbed comment, and aren't thinking for themselves. typical internet mentality.
#84 to #3 - anon (07/08/2013) [-]
Yes Yes half life 3 woopty doo, this joke has only been made hundreds of times, stfu already
#108 to #84 - alexusapi (07/08/2013) [-]
just wait, when they actually do release half-life 3, everything will turn on its head.
just wait, when they actually do release half-life 3, everything will turn on its head.
User avatar #210 to #108 - gammajk (07/08/2013) [-]
Half Life 2: Episode Two: Part 2
#214 to #108 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account** (07/08/2013) [-]
"when they actually release half-life 3" Yeah, yeah, keep dreaming.
#270 to #84 - htmm (07/08/2013) [-]
Whenever I read an anonymous post, this is what I picture.
Whenever I read an anonymous post, this is what I picture.
#255 to #3 - drizztrocks (07/08/2013) [-]
Comment number 3.
#237 to #3 - WootBoot (07/08/2013) [-]
#12 - scorponok (07/07/2013) [-]
Because none of them can penetrate mine
User avatar #19 to #12 - Jewssassin (07/07/2013) [-]
Maybe not the tanks, but bombs can.
#29 to #12 - adrenalinbbq (07/07/2013) [-]
This is the sexiest thing I've read from wikipedia in a while.

Not saying we should, but if another war happened like the second great war...I'd imagine some pretty awesome **** like this tank would be built.
#219 to #29 - anon (07/08/2013) [-]
future of war is a nuclear stealth drone that precisely ***** **** up from space

land presance wont be necessary

inb4 butthurt ground troops
#6 - thatonecommunist (07/07/2013) [-]
THEY NEVER SAID WHAT KIND OF TANK I'D HAVE.
#17 - thebeer (07/07/2013) [-]
So this ******* badass can make history!
User avatar #249 to #17 - uppitynegro (07/08/2013) [-]
You're in the snipers sight
The first kill tonight, time to die
you're in the bullets way, the white deaths prey
Say goodbye
#182 - psychopsychedelic (07/08/2013) [-]
Most of my tanks are considered aircraft. You said nothing about my aircraft!
#52 - hideyowives (07/08/2013) [-]
because they use t-54's

while i have three land raiders
#169 to #52 - anon (07/08/2013) [-]
******* baneblades man. next time use the Guard... unless you like smashie things. THEN BLACK TEMPLARS AND GREY KNIGHTS. **** you i might be a marysue
#77 to #52 - warzon (07/08/2013) [-]
Because they thought we had only t-54s.
#179 to #77 - smokekusheveryday ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
*picks up phone*Tau? oh hey whats sup?
Me:Sure thing i'll let em know
That was the tau they said nice tank
User avatar #229 to #179 - hideyowives (07/08/2013) [-]
i run tau space marines necrons
8k point players with no force chart restriction cause **** that
i tend to win because quite honestly the necrons have the ability to get back up , while pushing back space marines is ******* impossible without a good effort
with tau using the others as cover and blowing holes in hard targets
broad side teams ? am i right?
User avatar #115 to #77 - smokekusheveryday ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
Say ....... you're Vehicle looks kinda small from this high up
User avatar #118 to #115 - warzon (07/08/2013) [-]
*Suddenly thousands of fighter and bombers*

Who said we had no air support?
User avatar #119 to #118 - smokekusheveryday ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
Who said i didn't have millions off titans tucked away in my ass
User avatar #121 to #119 - warzon (07/08/2013) [-]
Who says any one faction would have that much people to man it.
#126 to #121 - smokekusheveryday ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
People?
User avatar #127 to #126 - warzon (07/08/2013) [-]
*Undead robotic slave things of doom

Really they arent unlimtedd

Unless you count the tyranids.
User avatar #230 to #127 - hideyowives (07/08/2013) [-]
actually matt ward the satan of warhammer fluff
he made it where the necrons are now sentient and capable of speech and vast intelligence
also they like to team up with the blood angles
yes it is as dumb as it sounds
User avatar #231 to #230 - warzon (07/08/2013) [-]
God damn it.

User avatar #232 to #231 - hideyowives (07/08/2013) [-]
yeah
he took their codex and made the
a little slightly over powered
retconed the ultramarines getting their asses kicked by the necrons
made the gods that controlled the necrons, the c'tan,
actual slaves to the necrons and a bunch of assorted filthy heresy
User avatar #236 to #232 - warzon (07/08/2013) [-]
How is he not on fire.
#282 to #236 - hideyowives (07/09/2013) [-]
i guess you could call his writing
"flame retardant"
User avatar #283 to #282 - warzon (07/09/2013) [-]
Hah.
User avatar #129 to #127 - smokekusheveryday ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
Did i mention my army's weapons melts your vehicles's pathetic armor
#130 to #129 - smokekusheveryday ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #132 to #130 - warzon (07/08/2013) [-]
Did i mention we have lots of guards?
User avatar #134 to #132 - smokekusheveryday ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
Last time i checked flesh and things of the like tend to "vaporized" by the crappiest of my weapons
User avatar #137 to #134 - warzon (07/08/2013) [-]
Yes but what about all of them.
User avatar #139 to #137 - smokekusheveryday ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
.....Hmmm yea that's doable
User avatar #143 to #139 - warzon (07/08/2013) [-]
With commisar attachment.
User avatar #144 to #143 - smokekusheveryday ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
Sure what time? (and more importantly is there a dress code?
User avatar #145 to #144 - warzon (07/08/2013) [-]
Yes of course its bullets.
User avatar #172 to #145 - smokekusheveryday ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
B-baka ! Of course i knew that
I was just trying to save the best for last
User avatar #174 to #172 - warzon (07/08/2013) [-]
Mmm no the best for last is rougher but how can you expect me to hold back
User avatar #175 to #174 - smokekusheveryday ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
I-i just.....
Oh nevermind geez Senpai !
User avatar #177 to #175 - smokekusheveryday ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
Baka!
I never said that
I just want to make you happy senpai *blush*
User avatar #176 to #175 - warzon (07/08/2013) [-]
Wait so you dont want too? Well okay...
#151 to #145 - smokekusheveryday ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
Look ..... i was a little nervous so i put on some makeup
You don't think i'm overdoing it right?
I'm not damaging my sex appeal right?
User avatar #152 to #151 - warzon (07/08/2013) [-]
It would be very hard for you not to look sexy.
#159 to #152 - smokekusheveryday ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
Stop s-senpai ! You're making me blush
We can't do it it like this, not here
User avatar #160 to #159 - warzon (07/08/2013) [-]
I know but still <3
#168 to #152 - smokekusheveryday ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
Umm s-so this will be my first time !
Please be gentle with me
User avatar #170 to #168 - warzon (07/08/2013) [-]
Oh you know its not going to be gentle at all.
#164 to #152 - smokekusheveryday ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
I never said I didn't have air support!
The necron nightshroud
User avatar #166 to #164 - warzon (07/08/2013) [-]
:3
User avatar #135 to #134 - smokekusheveryday ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
tend to be*
User avatar #161 to #135 - smokekusheveryday ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
W-well then let's get right to it Senpai !
I hope you have enough stamina
It takes alot to hold down this much nerd
User avatar #165 to #161 - warzon (07/08/2013) [-]
oh really now <3
#162 to #161 - smokekusheveryday ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
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User avatar #116 to #115 - smokekusheveryday ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
your
#207 - studbeefpile ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
Did this really need to be a gif?
#201 - thisotherdude (07/08/2013) [-]
Boredom, not like you need a good reason to start a war.
#202 to #201 - yusay (07/08/2013) [-]
#181 - justbrandonreally (07/08/2013) [-]
Tanks are useless without men in them.
Make Vladimir think we are allies,
and then take the tanks, while they are weak.
Destroy the country from the inside,
leave no survivors.
Survivors can breed a rebellion.
Most individuals won't take on a war without moral high ground.
To do this you would have to make Vladimir out to be a bad guy.
Do I have any Air force or Navy?
I'm pretty ******* good at Risk.
#213 - haidbz (07/08/2013) [-]
Because my tanks can roll out of factory without falling apart.
#253 to #213 - desiduratum (07/08/2013) [-]
Ah, but you forget the versatility of Russian invention!
#82 - goldendarkness **User deleted account** (07/08/2013) [-]
David Mitchell is amazing..   
   
mock the week started again.. oops
David Mitchell is amazing..

mock the week started again.. oops
#16 - zoidz (07/07/2013) [-]
Reminded me of Hellsing team.
User avatar #79 to #16 - warzon (07/08/2013) [-]
"Okay seras you kill ten tanks.
Alucard kill them within five minutes so i can get back to my ******* tea."
User avatar #233 to #16 - LSone (07/08/2013) [-]
Holy **** is this Ultimate?? I just finished the original hellsing and started Ultimate and the first episode of the OVA and its way better than all of the anime
User avatar #269 to #233 - zoidz (07/08/2013) [-]
Yup it's Ultimate, and man did you get it good, it's already finished so you won't have to wait the ~4-5 years I had to wait when I got it. Enjoy the chaos!
#285 to #269 - LSone (07/10/2013) [-]
Cant wait
Cant wait
#117 - InglushMayjur (07/08/2013) [-]
Just wondering, what's everyone's favorite tank?
I'm going with the Sherman Firefly. Reliable, replaceable, and it packed a massive punch. Good tank.
#258 to #117 - drizztrocks (07/08/2013) [-]
My favorite tank is a propane tank.
#198 to #117 - troflmao (07/08/2013) [-]
Churchill crocodiles, I just think they're cool.
#225 to #117 - thamuz ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
M41 Walker Bulldog M55 Sheridan,Panther(and its variants)
#243 to #117 - waschbecken ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
Jagdtiger is best Tiger

see that IS over there? aaaaaaand its gone..
#223 to #117 - deliciousdee ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
Hail to the King, baby
#200 to #117 - thisotherdude (07/08/2013) [-]
Stug III, dat sexy low profile.
#250 - ttubkcid (07/08/2013) [-]
You can't win a war against Vladimir when he's this fabulous.
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