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#3 - tragono **User deleted account**
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(07/07/2013) [-]
I have what?
#22 to #3 - anon
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(07/07/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 6**
#23 to #22 - alexusapi
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(07/07/2013) [-]
**alexusapi rolls 3**
#24 to #22 - alexusapi
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(07/07/2013) [-]
that's how you do it noob
#74 to #24 - crimsontyyde
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(07/08/2013) [-]
Well aren't you just being a cum-guzzling gutter slut?
#75 to #74 - alexusapi
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(07/08/2013) [-]
holy cow, can you explain to me why i got so many red thumbs? apparently innocent jokes are forbidden here.
#76 to #75 - crimsontyyde
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(07/08/2013) [-]
It just seemed like a douchey thing to say. (Could have typed it a bit better like with a =p) Kinda seemed like that one bitch who's like ' yeah, that's how you do it.'
#80 to #76 - alexusapi
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(07/08/2013) [-]
i put a smiley after the sentence, how is that not a clear indication that i was just joking around, i wasn't bragging about getting a 1 in 10 roll, hahaha
#81 to #80 - crimsontyyde
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(07/08/2013) [-]
It kinda felt like one of the smug ones, that's all.
#85 to #81 - alexusapi
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(07/08/2013) [-]
wait so i get a sea of red thumbs for calling someone a noob followed by a smiley face but when you call me a cum-guzzling gutter slut, then it's suddenly ok?
#92 to #85 - crimsontyyde
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(07/08/2013) [-]
Welcome to funnyjunk =D
#247 to #92 - thighhighkneesocks
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(07/08/2013) [-]
I don't know what comment you deleted, but I sincerely hope it said: "that's how you do it noob :p"
#197 to #92 - crimsontyyde
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#241 to #24 - funnyjunkforlife
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(07/08/2013) [-]
**funnyjunkforlife rolls 55**    
dont gloat like a bitch
**funnyjunkforlife rolls 55**
dont gloat like a bitch
#274 to #241 - alexusapi
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(07/08/2013) [-]
i have been on funnyjunk for quite some years now, finally made an account in 2011, i love funnyjunk, and it has brought me many laughs and many tears but sometimes i just get pissed off, when this mob mentality sets in, nobody thinks for themselves, they just see that i have many red thumbs and therefore probably did something stupid, i hope for the sake of funnyjunk we can go back to the good old days when funnyjunk was just about funny stuff and not hating on other people.
#273 to #241 - alexusapi
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(07/08/2013) [-]
i wasn't trying to gloat, jesus. it's an innocent joke, why are funnyjunkers so sensitive?
#204 to #24 - furiousmarshmellow
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(07/08/2013) [-]
Oh, wow. You rolled a number you had a 1 in 10 chance of getting. I don't have your talents and I must therefore kill myself.
#222 to #204 - alexusapi
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(07/08/2013) [-]
you're the reason funnyjunk should have a policy that if you are less mature than a 11 year old you should not be allowed to express yourself, just read what i said below.
you're the reason funnyjunk should have a policy that if you are less mature than a 11 year old you should not be allowed to express yourself, just read what i said below.
#224 to #222 - drekinn ONLINE
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(07/08/2013) [-]
i don't know why you're getting thumbed down bro, best i can do is throw you one thumb, it seems people are only basing their opinion on the already thumbed comment, and aren't thinking for themselves. typical internet mentality.
#84 to #3 - anon
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(07/08/2013) [-]
Yes Yes half life 3 woopty doo, this joke has only been made hundreds of times, stfu already
#108 to #84 - alexusapi
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(07/08/2013) [-]
just wait, when they actually do release half-life 3, everything will turn on its head.
just wait, when they actually do release half-life 3, everything will turn on its head.
#210 to #108 - gammajk
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(07/08/2013) [-]
Half Life 2: Episode Two: Part 2
#214 to #108 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account**
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(07/08/2013) [-]
"when they actually release half-life 3" Yeah, yeah, keep dreaming.
#270 to #84 - htmm
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(07/08/2013) [-]
Whenever I read an anonymous post, this is what I picture.
Whenever I read an anonymous post, this is what I picture.
#255 to #3 - drizztrocks
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(07/08/2013) [-]
Comment number 3.
#237 to #3 - WootBoot ONLINE
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(07/08/2013) [-]
#13 - zhitman
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(07/07/2013) [-]
Because I want his tanks
Because I want his tanks
#14 - findash
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(07/07/2013) [-]
The Winter War between Russia and FInland.
Finland on the left Russia on the right.
#30 to #14 - thirsteternum
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(07/07/2013) [-]
even though as a finn this makes me kinda proud of my elders...

the fact is...

the vast majority of russians butchered is Stalin. Why? Well let me tell you: He was a quite paranoid man, he was so paranoid he killed his own people, leaders, soldiers, all.. he caused a lot of damage to his own lines, im too lazy to write the whole story but there's what happened in a nutshell. At least that's what my history teacher said, so corrify me if im wrong...
#33 to #30 - findash
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(07/07/2013) [-]
I know what kind of man Stalin was my fellow fin.
#265 to #14 - vaporous
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(07/08/2013) [-]
Too bad Finland lost all it's tanks.
#32 to #14 - recio **User deleted account**
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#34 to #32 - findash
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(07/07/2013) [-]
Actually more than one country helped us out with volunteers and such but i don't know if they are also accounted for.
#36 to #34 - recio **User deleted account**
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#37 to #36 - findash
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(07/07/2013) [-]
And the swedes gave us over 8000 volunteers for example.
#39 to #37 - recio **User deleted account**
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#235 to #14 - golbot
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(07/08/2013) [-]
How come russia can count 3,543 exact missing tanks, but the fins cant tell the difference between 2 remaining tanks, or 12 remaining tanks to decide how many they lost?
#256 to #235 - anon
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(07/08/2013) [-]
Finns captured some of the Russian tanks, so perhaps they lost count
#38 to #14 - volleys
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(07/07/2013) [-]
And the Russians still won.
#40 to #38 - findash
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(07/08/2013) [-]
Yes but considering they lost for times as much we did pretty well defending our selves and didn't loose that much territory.
#41 to #40 - volleys
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(07/08/2013) [-]
Yeah. And don't forget Simo Hayha.
#42 to #41 - findash
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(07/08/2013) [-]
Häyhä is my hero.
#43 to #42 - volleys
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(07/08/2013) [-]
I have a Mosin Nagant by the way
#133 to #43 - spetsnazvymple
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(07/08/2013) [-]
i have 6
#267 to #133 - volleys
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(07/08/2013) [-]
You American? Because they are pretty cheap here XD I want another probably an M44
#271 to #267 - spetsnazvymple
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(07/08/2013) [-]
i am American. the reason i have 6 is because the military discount on those makes them great budget guns.
#272 to #271 - volleys
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(07/08/2013) [-]
Military discount? You mean military surplus? I'm American by the way.
#275 to #272 - spetsnazvymple
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(07/08/2013) [-]
if you are currently in the military you get a discount on firearm purchases
#238 to #43 - omenaaa
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(07/08/2013) [-]
I have an RK 95 TP.. Well.. I don't actually own it, just borrowed from the army. BUT I WANT IT GOD DAMNIT. Shooting is fun.
#266 to #238 - volleys
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(07/08/2013) [-]
Yeah, similar to an AK. I have MAK 90 (ak47). Yeah shooting is very fun.
#44 to #43 - findash
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(07/08/2013) [-]
gimme
gimme
#45 to #44 - volleys
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(07/08/2013) [-]
You're Finnish right?
#46 to #45 - findash
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(07/08/2013) [-]
Sure am.
#47 to #46 - volleys
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(07/08/2013) [-]
You live in Finland at the moment?
#48 to #47 - findash
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(07/08/2013) [-]
Yes?
#49 to #48 - volleys
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(07/08/2013) [-]
I live in the US so its pretty easy to buy guns. How hard is it in Finland?
#51 to #49 - findash
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(07/08/2013) [-]
I haven't properly looked into it but its not impossible. Though the type of guns a civilian can own is fairly low. No military grade weaponry for example.
#68 to #51 - volleys
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(07/08/2013) [-]
Hmm... that sucks. I wonder since the Mosin Nagant was a military weapon if you could get one??
#286 to #38 - ifuhq
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(07/11/2013) [-]
A Pyrrhic victory.
#6 - thatonecommunist
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(07/07/2013) [-]
THEY NEVER SAID WHAT KIND OF TANK I'D HAVE.
#12 - scorponok
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(07/07/2013) [-]
Because none of them can penetrate mine
#19 to #12 - Jewssassin
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(07/07/2013) [-]
Maybe not the tanks, but bombs can.
#29 to #12 - adrenalinbbq
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(07/07/2013) [-]
This is the sexiest thing I've read from wikipedia in a while.

Not saying we should, but if another war happened like the second great war...I'd imagine some pretty awesome **** like this tank would be built.
#219 to #29 - anon
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(07/08/2013) [-]
future of war is a nuclear stealth drone that precisely ***** **** up from space

land presance wont be necessary

inb4 butthurt ground troops
#10 - ironsoul
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(07/07/2013) [-]
Because I have ten thousand aircraft and vladimir has none.
#180 to #10 - anon
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(07/08/2013) [-]
The Soviet Army used to have a joke about two Soviet generals who meet in Paris after invading. One turns to the other and asks, "So, who won the air war, anyway?"

Make of that what you will. My history professor told me that one.
#211 to #180 - ironsoul
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(07/08/2013) [-]
Say what you will, an A10 will **** a tank up.
#246 to #211 - anon
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(07/08/2013) [-]
shut the **** up holler
#52 - hideyowives
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(07/08/2013) [-]
because they use t-54's

while i have three land raiders
#169 to #52 - anon
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(07/08/2013) [-]
******* baneblades man. next time use the Guard... unless you like smashie things. THEN BLACK TEMPLARS AND GREY KNIGHTS. **** you i might be a marysue
#77 to #52 - warzon
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(07/08/2013) [-]
Because they thought we had only t-54s.
#179 to #77 - smokekusheveryday
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(07/08/2013) [-]
*picks up phone*Tau? oh hey whats sup?
Me:Sure thing i'll let em know
That was the tau they said nice tank
#229 to #179 - hideyowives
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(07/08/2013) [-]
i run tau space marines necrons
8k point players with no force chart restriction cause **** that
i tend to win because quite honestly the necrons have the ability to get back up , while pushing back space marines is ******* impossible without a good effort
with tau using the others as cover and blowing holes in hard targets
broad side teams ? am i right?
#115 to #77 - smokekusheveryday
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(07/08/2013) [-]
Say ....... you're Vehicle looks kinda small from this high up
#118 to #115 - warzon
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(07/08/2013) [-]
*Suddenly thousands of fighter and bombers*

Who said we had no air support?
#119 to #118 - smokekusheveryday
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(07/08/2013) [-]
Who said i didn't have millions off titans tucked away in my ass
#121 to #119 - warzon
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(07/08/2013) [-]
Who says any one faction would have that much people to man it.
#126 to #121 - smokekusheveryday
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(07/08/2013) [-]
People?
#127 to #126 - warzon
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(07/08/2013) [-]
*Undead robotic slave things of doom

Really they arent unlimtedd

Unless you count the tyranids.
#230 to #127 - hideyowives
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(07/08/2013) [-]
actually matt ward the satan of warhammer fluff
he made it where the necrons are now sentient and capable of speech and vast intelligence
also they like to team up with the blood angles
yes it is as dumb as it sounds
#231 to #230 - warzon
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(07/08/2013) [-]
God damn it.

#232 to #231 - hideyowives
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(07/08/2013) [-]
yeah
he took their codex and made the
a little slightly over powered
retconed the ultramarines getting their asses kicked by the necrons
made the gods that controlled the necrons, the c'tan,
actual slaves to the necrons and a bunch of assorted filthy heresy
#236 to #232 - warzon
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(07/08/2013) [-]
How is he not on fire.
#282 to #236 - hideyowives
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(07/09/2013) [-]
i guess you could call his writing
"flame retardant"
#283 to #282 - warzon
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(07/09/2013) [-]
Hah.
#129 to #127 - smokekusheveryday
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(07/08/2013) [-]
Did i mention my army's weapons melts your vehicles's pathetic armor
#132 to #130 - warzon
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(07/08/2013) [-]
Did i mention we have lots of guards?
#134 to #132 - smokekusheveryday
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(07/08/2013) [-]
Last time i checked flesh and things of the like tend to "vaporized" by the crappiest of my weapons
#137 to #134 - warzon
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(07/08/2013) [-]
Yes but what about all of them.
#139 to #137 - smokekusheveryday
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(07/08/2013) [-]
.....Hmmm yea that's doable
#143 to #139 - warzon
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(07/08/2013) [-]
With commisar attachment.
#144 to #143 - smokekusheveryday
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(07/08/2013) [-]
Sure what time? (and more importantly is there a dress code?
#145 to #144 - warzon
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(07/08/2013) [-]
Yes of course its bullets.
#172 to #145 - smokekusheveryday
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(07/08/2013) [-]
B-baka ! Of course i knew that
I was just trying to save the best for last
#174 to #172 - warzon
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(07/08/2013) [-]
Mmm no the best for last is rougher but how can you expect me to hold back
#175 to #174 - smokekusheveryday
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(07/08/2013) [-]
I-i just.....
Oh nevermind geez Senpai !
#177 to #175 - smokekusheveryday
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(07/08/2013) [-]
Baka!
I never said that
I just want to make you happy senpai *blush*
#176 to #175 - warzon
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(07/08/2013) [-]
Wait so you dont want too? Well okay...
#151 to #145 - smokekusheveryday
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(07/08/2013) [-]
Look ..... i was a little nervous so i put on some makeup
You don't think i'm overdoing it right?
I'm not damaging my sex appeal right?
#152 to #151 - warzon
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(07/08/2013) [-]
It would be very hard for you not to look sexy.
#159 to #152 - smokekusheveryday
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(07/08/2013) [-]
Stop s-senpai ! You're making me blush
We can't do it it like this, not here
#160 to #159 - warzon
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(07/08/2013) [-]
I know but still <3
#168 to #152 - smokekusheveryday
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(07/08/2013) [-]
Umm s-so this will be my first time !
Please be gentle with me
#170 to #168 - warzon
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(07/08/2013) [-]
Oh you know its not going to be gentle at all.
#164 to #152 - smokekusheveryday
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(07/08/2013) [-]
I never said I didn't have air support!
The necron nightshroud
#166 to #164 - warzon
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(07/08/2013) [-]
:3
#135 to #134 - smokekusheveryday
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(07/08/2013) [-]
tend to be*
#161 to #135 - smokekusheveryday
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(07/08/2013) [-]
W-well then let's get right to it Senpai !
I hope you have enough stamina
It takes alot to hold down this much nerd
#165 to #161 - warzon
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(07/08/2013) [-]
oh really now <3
#116 to #115 - smokekusheveryday
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(07/08/2013) [-]
your
#205 - TheFixer
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(07/08/2013) [-]
because my 3 tanks are thermobaric tanks capable of destroying 3333 tanks in one shot so thats 9999 tanks down in one barrage leaving 1 tank. the 1 tank is left alone to retreat to vladimir to report that they are royally ******
#215 to #205 - EnergizierAnon
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(07/08/2013) [-]
your probably the kid all your friends hated when playing pretend games.
#234 to #215 - flabbergastingbleh
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(07/08/2013) [-]
You're* FFS
#244 to #234 - EnergizierAnon
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(07/08/2013) [-]
i bet you'd go insane if you could see the words come out of peoples mouths.
#280 to #215 - TheFixer
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(07/09/2013) [-]
he asked for a senario i gave one. deal with it nerd
#281 to #280 - EnergizierAnon
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(07/09/2013) [-]
the more you fight it, the more its confirmed.
#284 to #281 - TheFixer
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(07/10/2013) [-]
cause thats logic for you
#17 - thebeer
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(07/07/2013) [-]
So this ******* badass can make history!
#249 to #17 - uppitynegro
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(07/08/2013) [-]
You're in the snipers sight
The first kill tonight, time to die
you're in the bullets way, the white deaths prey
Say goodbye
#50 - rambomanthree
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(07/08/2013) [-]
You'd have to be north korea to start a war with only 3 tanks.
#56 to #50 - anon
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(07/08/2013) [-]
... Or Finland...