Life Saving. I must remember this trick. Could save my life... But why would someone kill somone? Killing is illegal, I dont have to worry about this source imgur
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - thepastryistrue
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(07/03/2013) [-]
Or it'll get you killed very easily.
User avatar #2 to #1 - tittystargalactica
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(07/03/2013) [-]
If you're pretty much about to die anyway, why not give it a try?
User avatar #70 to #2 - imofcnotharveydent
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(07/04/2013) [-]
because a retarded jump is harder than moving your head and giving him a kick in the nuts?
#93 to #70 - SunilCCXXXVII **User deleted account**
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(07/04/2013) [-]
Why not just move your head into his nuts. Not for a blowjob, just for incapacitating reasons.
#102 to #93 - killwithkostja
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(07/04/2013) [-]
dragonball style ?
User avatar #239 to #93 - findash
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(07/04/2013) [-]
For some reason it worries me that you had to specify "Not for a blowjob"
#243 to #239 - SunilCCXXXVII **User deleted account**
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It would worry you more if I reversed the words. Although that method would also remove the gun from their hands.
User avatar #94 to #93 - imofcnotharveydent
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(07/04/2013) [-]
Works for me
User avatar #17 - Durn
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(07/04/2013) [-]
how to bruise your tailbone 101
#188 to #17 - anon id: acc31588
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There are these two things we human have, eeehm what are they called again, Aaaaah butt cheeks. which in this cause would save our precious tailbone
User avatar #19 to #17 - thepyras
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(07/04/2013) [-]
I think a bruised tailbone is the least of your worries when someone has a gun to your head.
#197 to #19 - supersexyguy
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User avatar #182 to #19 - sloths
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usually alot of guys tailbones hurt after i have a gun up to their heads
#128 to #19 - anon id: df34023a
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(07/04/2013) [-]
I don't know man, hitting your tailbone hurts pretty bad.
#172 to #128 - anon id: 8ef88af5
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(07/04/2013) [-]
Also, getting shot is bad too...
#71 - bitchplzzz
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(07/04/2013) [-]
But why would someone kill somone? Killing is illegal, I dont have to worry about this ****
#74 to #71 - wmpedo
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#87 to #71 - internist
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#122 to #71 - anon id: 39cb097c
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(07/04/2013) [-]
most murder are crime of passion in the moment kind of thig
User avatar #114 to #71 - therealtjthemedic
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(07/04/2013) [-]
>gun control logic
#228 to #114 - anon id: c04c8960
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Gun owner logic second amendment gives me the right to own a weapon with little oversight by the government and in many areas minimal backround checks. second amendment is as follows: "A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed." So the owner of a weapon should be REQUIRED to join a militia that is WELL REGULATED to maintain the security of their state. But what's interesting is that most people object to more stringent background checks even though IF YOU ARE NOT A CRIMINAL MORE BACKGROUND CHECKS WILL NOT HINDER YOUR ABILITY TO OWN A FIREARM. People who support less restrictions on gun ownership love to ignore the fact that this amendment is not even relevant given the fact that there is a giant military force to defend the country AS WELL AS the states within the country, we have no need for a militia which is what the SECOND AMENDMENT IS ALL ABOUT.
User avatar #242 to #228 - therealtjthemedic
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(07/04/2013) [-]
medium troll, jimmies unrustled, 2/10
#245 to #242 - jackcarver
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(07/10/2013) [-]
not even a troll just quoting that 2nd amendment gun owners loooove to parrot on about, when they don't even understand what it means.
User avatar #154 to #114 - volleys
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(07/04/2013) [-]
Why did you get thumbed down?
#24 - ronvarone
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(07/04/2013) [-]
I now see the gunman's failure. No wrist control.
#85 to #24 - anon id: 4353e8dd
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(07/04/2013) [-]
Is that Donald Glover?
User avatar #238 to #85 - ronvarone
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User avatar #195 to #24 - monkeysniper
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Well he's also standing way to close, a smart gunman would stay out of reach but close enough for an easy shot
#117 to #24 - wingeddemon
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(07/04/2013) [-]
I love how someone actually knows derrick comedy. Where Donalds first step were. Wish the others made it too.
#88 - ackrap
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(07/04/2013) [-]
Lacks technique
Lacks technique
#174 to #88 - captainfreedom
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(07/04/2013) [-]
ive heard of dance fighting but this is a whole knew level
User avatar #201 to #174 - TwistedBamboozler
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Dance fighting? You by any chance mean capoeira? Because that certainly isn't it
#233 to #88 - meatballsammich
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(07/04/2013) [-]
I don't know why but that video annoyed the **** out of me.
#66 - bazda
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Comments section:

OH MAH GAWW THIS IS SO IMPRACTICAL!
Looks cool, but it would never work in real life.
This is unsafe, because the gun is still pointing at the guy.

All of these are wrong, but lets pretend they aren't.
You guys are all still ******* retarded. Here are your choices:
1:Get executed.
2:Try something risky to save your own life.
Which would you pick?
User avatar #72 to #66 - cheeselol
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yes but hes not in a life or death situation currently, surely its better to learn a technique that is less flawed while you can, for when you have to use it.
#73 to #66 - funnygiggles
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not only is it risky
you never remove the gun from his hand
and it is pointing at you the whole time
it takes less time for him to pull the trigger than it does for you to kick him
#89 to #73 - uhhyeahfmebaby
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look closer you blind faggot,
the first thing he does is push the barrel over his ******* head where it wont hit him.
#101 to #89 - funnygiggles
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look even closer, after that the barrel comes right down back at him. *******
#103 to #101 - uhhyeahfmebaby
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No it doesn't you faggot ******* faggot. by the time its back down the gun is no longer in control of the ******* wielder and is pointed up the whole ******* time.

Go you're a dumb faggot.
#104 to #103 - funnygiggles
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my god you are one stubborn dumbass
#106 to #104 - uhhyeahfmebaby
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You're right, i should bend to every faggot that thinks they're right.
#108 to #106 - funnygiggles
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(07/04/2013) [-]
bingo
#123 to #108 - anon id: 39cb097c
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look little closer he twist his hand ot the side to remove the gun as he kick after he get he gun to point away from him you can tell by the fact he has to move the gun for split second os holding correctly second the person comments correct so try nothing and die or do something and chance to survive ? pick one notice the key world chance hlel the guy could hva killed 10 yards away before hand hence why it a chance *******
#78 to #73 - bazda
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(07/04/2013) [-]
Watch the assailants hands as he falls. No gun. From the moment the victim grabs the gun, there is zero chance of him being shot with it.
User avatar #155 - vedgetable
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(07/04/2013) [-]
my dad actually learned me a **** ton of those with a airsoft gun, needles to say it hurt my forehead a few times (i ofcourse wore protective facial gear.)
User avatar #166 to #155 - tenuousdinosaur
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Protective facial gear great to avoid nasty facials
#168 to #166 - vedgetable
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#133 - brenton
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#107 - garamri
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#125 to #107 - anon id: 74d06048
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That guy is a noob. He forgot to rape the offender after he subdued him.
User avatar #196 to #107 - monkeysniper
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I can't stop watching this, cool as hell
#209 to #107 - anon id: 5679d4ef
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See this looks far more useful, cause he gets outta shooting range right away. That thing that op posted shows how you drag the pistol trough an angle where it still aims your body. So chances would be high the gunman firsts hits your balls before finishing you off.
#237 to #209 - anon id: 61c0827d
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(07/04/2013) [-]
Different situations.
#91 - therealrainbowdash
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If he had a gun and you pulled his arm down, wouldn't he (or she) just instinctively shoot you right in the gut, injuring all of your vital organs?
If he had a gun and you pulled his arm down, wouldn't he (or she) just instinctively shoot you right in the gut, injuring all of your vital organs?
User avatar #132 to #91 - xtwinblade
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(07/04/2013) [-]
he pulls his arm up and twist the gun out of his hand while he kicks his legs.
User avatar #110 to #91 - zerosonaku
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If you pay close attention, he angled the gun upwards away from his body.