Life Saving. I must remember this trick. Could save my life... But why would someone kill somone? Killing is illegal, I dont have to worry about this
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Life Saving

I must remember this trick. Could save my life.

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User avatar #1 - thepastryistrue (07/03/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Or it'll get you killed very easily.
User avatar #2 to #1 - tittystargalactica (07/03/2013) [-]
If you're pretty much about to die anyway, why not give it a try?
User avatar #17 - Durn (07/04/2013) [+] (6 replies)
how to bruise your tailbone 101
User avatar #19 to #17 - thepyras (07/04/2013) [-]
I think a bruised tailbone is the least of your worries when someone has a gun to your head.
#71 - bitchplzzz (07/04/2013) [+] (8 replies)
But why would someone kill somone? Killing is illegal, I dont have to worry about this ****
#24 - ronvarone (07/04/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I now see the gunman's failure. No wrist control.
#88 - ackrap (07/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Lacks technique
Lacks technique
#66 - bazda (07/04/2013) [+] (10 replies)
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OH MAH GAWW THIS IS SO IMPRACTICAL!
Looks cool, but it would never work in real life.
This is unsafe, because the gun is still pointing at the guy.

All of these are wrong, but lets pretend they aren't.
You guys are all still ******* retarded. Here are your choices:
1:Get executed.
2:Try something risky to save your own life.
Which would you pick?
User avatar #155 - vedgetable (07/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
my dad actually learned me a **** ton of those with a airsoft gun, needles to say it hurt my forehead a few times (i ofcourse wore protective facial gear.)
User avatar #166 to #155 - tenuousdinosaur (07/04/2013) [-]
Protective facial gear great to avoid nasty facials
#107 - garamri (07/04/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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#91 - therealrainbowdash (07/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
If he had a gun and you pulled his arm down, wouldn't he (or she) just instinctively shoot you right in the gut, injuring all of your vital organs?
If he had a gun and you pulled his arm down, wouldn't he (or she) just instinctively shoot you right in the gut, injuring all of your vital organs?
User avatar #46 - marsupilami (07/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Aaaaand here's where all the 12 year olds tell us what they learned in Karate class this week.
#64 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account** (07/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#187 - tmdarby (07/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
He probably won't hit you anyway.
He probably won't hit you anyway.
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User avatar #142 to #135 - thegrimgenius (07/04/2013) [-]
What in the name of the good Lord did you just proclaim about me, knave? I'll have thee know I was dubbed top of my knight squadron in the armie, I hath battled in numerous sieges upon traitorous lords, and I hath more than 300 honorable kills. I am extensively disciplined in simian warfare and I am the top archer in the armie. Thou art merely 'nother enemy to slay. I shall extinguish thee with precision such hast never been witnessed by Gods or men, here my words. Think that thee can escape mine wrath after uttering such filthy remarks? Rethink thine words, miscreant. As we speak, I am sending word of thee by raven to my network of spies across the realm, and thine hideout is soon to be located, so brace thyself for attack, fool. It will be the storm that exterminates thine pitiful life, if that it can be named. Thou art as good as dead, lad. I may be present in any shadow around thee, and I am capable of subduing thee in over 700 ways, and that is merely with mine own hands. I was not only tutored in gauntlet-to-gauntlet, but I possess the right to any weapon in mine liege lord's extensive armory, and I intend to fully utilize it to erase thine insignificant presence off our holy realm, thou insufferable scoundrel. I can only wish that thou would have had the foresight to comprehend what heinous punishment your little "witty" quip were destined to result in; mayhap then thou would have withheld from voicing it. But thou couldst not, thou didst not, and now thou shall pay with your blood, thou thrice-God-forsaken imbecile. I shall unleash unholy ire upon thee and thou shalt be inundated in it. Thou art carrion food, cretin.
User avatar #4 - zoosh (07/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
We can break it down. The victim is on his knees and backing away (in a real world situation, the assailant wouldn't keep walking after you so closely). But, in this situation, you can see the victim grab the pistol and force it above his head for a moment. One of two things can happen: 1. The assailant reacts naturally to pull the trigger, which is above the victims head, then hold down the hammer. 2. The victim forces the assailant to pull the trigger above their head, then hold down the hammer (or block it from striking). Though certain disarming moves do seem to show certain death, they're only so because they are last-resort maneuvers. But with some well-placed attention to detail (holding the hammer, keeping the muzzle pointed away from you, etc.) there is a high percentage of walking out of the situation alive.
#181 - anonymous (07/04/2013) [+] (5 replies)
There is literally no man trained with a gun who would be stupid enough to hold a handgun within disarming distance of a person

unless it was a man who was, well, really stupid
User avatar #202 to #181 - WakaTakaBang (07/04/2013) [-]
Not every guy crazy enough to wave around a gun is trained though, Anon.
#194 - Sinless (07/04/2013) [+] (14 replies)
I mean, it looks cool and everything, but I thought one of the points of disarming was to get the gun pointed away from you.   
   
After he pushes the gun up, it looks like he pulls it back down, aiming it at his vitals. I don't know, looks like if the other guy had his reflexes he could've just fired before he got his kneecaps busted.   
   
Unless there's some maneuver I didn't see where he flips the gun away or something.
I mean, it looks cool and everything, but I thought one of the points of disarming was to get the gun pointed away from you.

After he pushes the gun up, it looks like he pulls it back down, aiming it at his vitals. I don't know, looks like if the other guy had his reflexes he could've just fired before he got his kneecaps busted.

Unless there's some maneuver I didn't see where he flips the gun away or something.
User avatar #173 - zeecan (07/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
guns 101

1. never point it at yourself
2. never get too close to somebody with a gun
User avatar #178 to #173 - bothemastaofall (07/04/2013) [-]
Actually, you would want to get close to somebody with a gun. Then you can disarm them
#32 - thisotherdude (07/04/2013) [+] (9 replies)
I like how in all of these things the gunman never shoots, I mean come on. If the gun mans that close he's probably gonna be jumpy as **** , to the point where if you breathe too fast he'll shoot.

In my opinion just give the dude the money, let him rape you, whatever the **** he wants. Life over anus.
#167 - selfrazedzealot (07/04/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I have a gun and im just gonna get as close as possible because I like movies and don't mind getting blood on my shirt. I might even give a speech to ensure you are saved... I doubt ill ever get to see or use this technique in a real situation...
User avatar #183 to #177 - sidekickman (07/04/2013) [-]
He speaks the truth. Some asshat tried to mug me when I was visiting Brooklyn and he was literally so close I could see safety was on.
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