Knock knock. .. This clearly belongs in at that lock picking speed. Knock knock This clearly belongs in at that lock picking speed
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#3 - anon
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(07/02/2013) [-]
I learnt to do that in Skyrim
#4 to #3 - fornowjr
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(07/02/2013) [-]
I think you mean Oblivion.
#28 to #4 - zorororonoa
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(07/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, Skyrim's lockpicking method was ****, but at least it was better than Morrowind's
#119 to #28 - xedeid ONLINE
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(07/03/2013) [-]
Hurr, let me stick my lockpick at the chest and twirl it, that should work. No but Morrowind is great lol.
#7 to #4 - therollingstoner
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(07/02/2013) [-]
I believe the game you meant to say is Fallout 3
#10 to #7 - xedeid ONLINE
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(07/02/2013) [-]
No, he meant oblivion. It had a completely different lockpicking system. Observe in the picture
#17 to #10 - thisotherdude
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(07/02/2013) [-]
>Not having the skeleton key

Pfff, noob.
#23 to #17 - xedeid ONLINE
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(07/02/2013) [-]
My first playthrough I used lockpick as a major skill. I was dissappointed by the uselessness of it after getting the skeleton key
#26 to #23 - mreggsalad
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(07/02/2013) [-]
I actually got rid of my skeleton key. I liked having an unbreakable masterkey, but it took all of the fun out of lockpicking. I just gave it to Martin for Blood of the Daedra.
#71 to #26 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account**
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(07/03/2013) [-]
>implying lockpicking was ever fun.
#36 to #10 - tabarzins
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(07/02/2013) [-]
Nah man i'm pretty sure he meant minecraft.
#32 to #4 - anon
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(07/02/2013) [-]
To make it really realistic, they'd need to do Oblivion's picking with Skyrim's viewpoint.
#45 to #4 - rhiaanor
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(07/03/2013) [-]
I believe you mean skyrim 1/2, the prequel





queue invention of sarcasm text
#1 - dontread
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(07/02/2013) [-]
This clearly belongs in **** at that lock picking speed.
#13 to #1 - msypsylon
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(07/02/2013) [-]
Not really, it's just because that's a very easy lock to pick. Most springs are not that easy to block and usually you have to take them one by one.
#5 to #1 - php
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(07/02/2013) [-]
Right? This ****** makes it looks so easy...


It is not.
#12 to #5 - ctenop
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(07/02/2013) [-]
Well, on small padlocks it is, Tried picking a 5 pin euro tumbler, after 20 minutes the bolt slipped, yet I can pick a pad lock (well, rake) in about 2 seconds...
#137 to #12 - php
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(07/03/2013) [-]
Oh man I hear you. I locked myself out of a cottage once and it had 4 pins. I picked it in 3 seconds with a rusty nail I found on the ground, lol.

Then my friend locked himself out of him room at college, that ****** was 8 pins. Tried for an hour got nothing.
#6 - fantomen
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(07/02/2013) [-]
This is a technique knows as raking a lock.
And let me tell you why you shouldn't be worried by seeing this.

Firstly, the only locks that are this fast and easy to pick are REALLY ****** cheap locks, so unless you bought your locks at the dollar store it will have security pins in it to prevent it being opened this easily.

Secondly, unless you lock is very well oiled and perfectly working this will take a few minutes to do, and it makes quite a loud rasping noise so you would probably hear it.

Thirdly, very very few burglars actually bother to learn how to pick locks.





They just kick down your door or break through a window instead which is much easier and faster. Sleep right knowing that the cops will take at least 10 minutes to show up even if you have a top of the line alarm system.
#31 to #6 - anon
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(07/02/2013) [-]
I was taught this was called scrubbing, but same thing, I guess.
#65 to #6 - anon
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(07/03/2013) [-]
And this Is why I sleep with a metal baseball bat and three knives at my bedside (guns are ******* expensive)
#93 to #6 - undeadwill
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(07/03/2013) [-]
I make sure everyone knows where I live and that I'm insane and will more likely rape you than kill you right away. None of it true but it keeps me safe.

I don't need friends I have the internet
#98 to #6 - newborn
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(07/03/2013) [-]
i have a window held in with an Allen wrench. i think the lock would be the least of my worries
#100 to #6 - anon
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(07/03/2013) [-]
That's why we have guns, pepper spray guns, and two very large dogs.
#127 to #6 - whtkid
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(07/03/2013) [-]
Everyone's saying what they have for all this top of the line protection and weapons, and here I am with nothing but my pillow.
#16 to #6 - thisotherdude
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(07/02/2013) [-]
This is why I own a rifle, who needs an alarm when you have some good ol' 7.62x39 rounds?
#81 to #16 - nightmaren
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(07/03/2013) [-]
7.62x39 Rounds won't save you from being killed in your sleep, friend.
#88 to #81 - undeadwill
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(07/03/2013) [-]
Then what will?
If the alarm goes off the cops won't get there in time, and if you are asleep doesn't ******* matter what you do.

Your ******* dead kiddo.
#89 to #88 - nightmaren
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(07/03/2013) [-]
Yeah rip
#86 to #81 - anon
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(07/03/2013) [-]
Yeah, you're definitely not going to wake up when someone is beating your door down.
#87 to #86 - nightmaren
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(07/03/2013) [-]
There was no setting supplied. His comment didn't mention windows breaking or doors being knocked down anywhere in it.
Most people don't break into houses at night time anyways.
#91 to #87 - anon
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(07/03/2013) [-]
The guy he replied to said "They just kick down your door or break through a window instead which is much easier and faster."

Which was what he was replying to, so it's not a stretch to infer that's the situation in which a rifle would be useful.

So i guess he won't have to worry about being killed in his sleep if most burglars won't break in at night anyways.

#83 to #81 - baconbaconator
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(07/03/2013) [-]
It's not like you're going to sleep through a burglar kicking your door down or crashing through your window.
#46 to #16 - savirleo ONLINE
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(07/03/2013) [-]
You can set up an alarm system to go off, but not call the cops. Plenty of time for you to hide the body
#68 - cleomech
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(07/03/2013) [-]
#35 - cubanwhiteman
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(07/02/2013) [-]
Who's there?
#37 to #35 - pebar ONLINE
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(07/02/2013) [-]
doctor
#42 to #37 - cubanwhiteman
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(07/03/2013) [-]
Come in.
#44 to #42 - pebar ONLINE
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(07/03/2013) [-]
#92 to #44 - falconxmard
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(07/03/2013) [-]
I'm kind of curious as to why it has an ign watermark...
#90 to #44 - undeadwill
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(07/03/2013) [-]
Hey Pebar
#106 to #90 - pebar ONLINE
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(07/03/2013) [-]
#107 to #106 - undeadwill
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(07/03/2013) [-]
How are you?
#108 to #107 - pebar ONLINE
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(07/03/2013) [-]
fine, I guess
how are you?
#109 to #108 - undeadwill
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(07/03/2013) [-]
Good. How is the board doing?
#111 to #109 - pebar ONLINE
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(07/03/2013) [-]
A gun control advocate popped in and started a *********.
#113 to #111 - undeadwill
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(07/03/2013) [-]
Anon?
#114 to #113 - pebar ONLINE
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(07/03/2013) [-]
yeah
#118 to #114 - undeadwill
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(07/03/2013) [-]
heheh..
#115 to #114 - undeadwill
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(07/03/2013) [-]
Not really a **** storm more like smack down.

But it gives me an idea
#51 to #44 - icanmakeyourbedroc
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(07/03/2013) [-]
haha, saw that exact episode earlier today
#8 - Kairyuka
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(07/02/2013) [-]
#110 to #8 - crispyfever
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(07/03/2013) [-]
D:
#9 to #8 - perishing
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(07/02/2013) [-]
That picture is from Howl's Moving Castle. It's basically Howl's Heartburn.
#11 to #9 - cykocd
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(07/02/2013) [-]
im still trying to figure out what the words have to do with the picture.
#24 to #11 - supahsayin
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(07/02/2013) [-]
it's supposed to be like one of these.
at least I think.
#132 to #24 - ihavenoname
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(07/03/2013) [-]
i have 54 of these
#139 to #132 - supahsayin
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(07/03/2013) [-]
Post them all.
#27 - pebar ONLINE
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(07/02/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#29 to #27 - elefunk
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(07/02/2013) [-]
SO I guess you find the one with the most resistance?
#41 to #29 - toncheky
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(07/02/2013) [-]
No, it's a specific order in which they lock into place, it's basically trial and error until it's unlocked.
#40 to #29 - smittywrbmnjnsn
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(07/02/2013) [-]
No.
You'll be hard pressed to actually feel the difference between the springs.
You want to try them all, front to back several times, until it unlocks.
#55 to #40 - Nitsuin
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(07/03/2013) [-]
Even still doing that is a pain in the ass. The post above is the best and fasted method of picking a lock. This one on the other hand is usually a waste of time.
#56 to #55 - smittywrbmnjnsn
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(07/03/2013) [-]
Yeah, just use a scrubber.
#61 to #56 - Nitsuin
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(07/03/2013) [-]
Scrubber you say?
#104 to #61 - smittywrbmnjnsn
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(07/03/2013) [-]
You have a pick with a bunch of little bumps on it, and you just push it in and out while keeping the tension on.
#117 to #104 - triggathepirate
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(07/03/2013) [-]
I'll keep that in mind...
#105 - matttboy
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(07/03/2013) [-]
****.
****.
#75 - normanreedus
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(07/03/2013) [-]
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#2 - catnipcrazy
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(07/02/2013) [-]
God now i really want to play Oblivion.