mfw when I tried Dark Souls. sorry for the long loading time.
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#2 - weirdoo (07/01/2013) [+] (7 replies)
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#5 - lillpip (07/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#1 - tksparty (07/01/2013) [-]
This could not be more true.
This could not be more true.
#8 - williamzanziger (07/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
my strategy for beating darksouls. in fact, it solves most of life's problems.
my strategy for beating darksouls. in fact, it solves most of life's problems.
#4 - greyruss (07/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
DS gifs, yay
DS gifs, yay
#19 - royrogersmcfreely (07/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
mfw battlefield
mfw battlefield
#14 - RabbidRabbits (07/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
A quick summary of my first try at pvp in Dark Souls
A quick summary of my first try at pvp in Dark Souls
#26 - rasp (07/02/2013) [-]
Same feeling with this game
User avatar #24 - bitchplzzz (07/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**** Indians.
#33 to #24 - broorb (07/02/2013) [-]
all of them at once? **** son
User avatar #63 - msypsylon (07/02/2013) [-]
>mfw when
>my face when when
#12 - Tacos R Us (07/02/2013) [-]
this's like rape in disc form...
this's like rape in disc form...
#65 - ipwnallnubz (07/02/2013) [-]
...or touhou.
#61 - wmpedo (07/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
This place
This place
#52 - kadish (07/02/2013) [+] (6 replies)
TRY DWARF FORTRESS! Dwarf Fortress is SO ******* HARD, hte community made their slogan "LOOSING IS FUN"
User avatar #70 to #52 - iamchicken (07/02/2013) [-]
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Dwarf Fortress is a game. Said game is hard. Harder than the nipples on a blind lesbian in a fish market.

Imagine, if you will, two parallel universes. Everything in them was the same until around 1980. In one universe, Universe A, the game designers continued on their path, focusing on graphics and realism. That's what we have today. Universe B, on the other hand, is different. Game designers went for control of and depth in the games they created. Now jump to 2006, and imagine that one of their games made the jump to our Universe. That game would be Dwarf Fortress.

Dwarf Fortress is hard. Harder than a Catholic Priest at a playground.

Why is it so hard, you ask? The game details everything. And I literally mean everything. Who was birthed from whom, what they did. You can get as intricate as biting off a goblin's toe and having the toe stuck to your tooth. You can then remove the tooth from your mouth, and use it as a weapon to kill the de-toed goblin. You can go into a village at night, and gouge the eyes out of every child, and then ripping out their tongue. You can sleep easy, knowing that for over 20 terrified children, your face was the last thing they will ever see.

You can lock infants into small rooms filled with rabid turkeys (dogs will most likely kill the child). After 11 years of fighting them and being pecked, you can remove the child from their vault, and with careful application of magma and water, melt off all their skin and fat. Once they're peeled, you can coat them in steel. Once they are coated, you can have them murder their parents, just to turn them into a cold, soulless, calloused killing machine. You can use these dwarves as the forefront of your Spartan project.

You can take and breed mermaids, and once they give birth, take their children from them, butcher them, and turn their bones into rings.

If this sounds disgusting, horrible, and vile, know that this is only the beginning. You can do ANYTHING you can imagine.
User avatar #42 - celestiasbeard (07/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
How to beat Dark Souls, for beginners:
Step 1: Get highly defensive armor (Havel/Giant when available preferably)
Step 2: Get and use Iron skin when going anywhere ridiculously dangerous
Step 3: Don't take **** from anything within reason
Disclosure: Not preferred method unless you are desperate and new to the game, also not responsible for any deaths or ceiling fan incidents
#37 - unoletmehavename (07/02/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I wish i could play dark souls on PC but godamn the port is so ****** .
#43 to #37 - rafeky ONLINE (07/02/2013) [-]
As 			******		 a port it may be, you should still try it.
As ****** a port it may be, you should still try it.
#28 - beerterror (07/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #9 - ultimatebadass (07/02/2013) [+] (5 replies)
just started dark souls today actually, so ******* hard... my god
User avatar #79 to #75 - toysolider (07/08/2013) [-]
I know it may be a late reply but, get the highest damage dealing weapon and upgrade that **** get health too. When you enter the boss area you go up the ladder to the right and kill the hollows and then activate the boss. sprint back to the ladder and get ready for a plunge attack ( have the weapon wielded with two hands). run to the ladder again, if you are caught on his legs just run under them and to the other side of the bridge then roll under one of his attacks and get back up that ladder.

Hope that helps if you are not already past it

sorry again for the late reply, had to go camping for like a freaking week. hate camping.
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