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#29 - pappathethird
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(06/25/2013) [-]
Me trying to get ladies
Me trying to get ladies
#67 to #29 - anon
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(06/25/2013) [-]
poor bird.
#97 to #29 - Weekendman
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(06/25/2013) [-]
YFW
YFW
#91 to #29 - newbrony
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(06/25/2013) [-]
You can actually see the exact moment his heart is broken.
#35 to #29 - kaboomz
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(06/25/2013) [-]
This image has expired
#64 to #29 - fedor
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(06/25/2013) [-]
Poor thing. He looked so disappointed in the end
#1 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account**
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(06/24/2013) [-]
MFW he fails
MFW he fails
#141 to #1 - thehawkeye
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(06/25/2013) [-]
I went for it last friday

she said no
#10 - capnwetnipples
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#45 to #10 - logickid
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(06/25/2013) [-]
Oh jeez oh boy!

Your dumb.
#17 to #10 - javalavalay **User deleted account**
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#37 to #10 - sarhon
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(06/25/2013) [-]
#71 to #37 - lorkhan
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(06/25/2013) [-]
Dat depiction.
#50 to #10 - anonymouscat
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(06/25/2013) [-]
Found the summerfag.
#61 to #10 - abesimpson
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(06/25/2013) [-]
I found the salsa
#31 to #10 - markeriksen
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(06/25/2013) [-]
#11 to #10 - snaresinger
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(06/25/2013) [-]
....that's not what sauce is.
#54 to #11 - cjtsirhc
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(06/25/2013) [-]
what did he say?
#12 to #11 - capnwetnipples
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#49 to #12 - goodpsize
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#63 to #49 - sexymossantamby
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(06/25/2013) [-]
sorry for being late, but 160 red thumbs has peaked my curiousity
care ot describe the picture in detail?
#131 to #63 - snaresinger
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(06/25/2013) [-]
Now I'm kind of curious as to what goodpsize posted D:
#130 to #63 - snaresinger
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(06/25/2013) [-]
Basically, it was the same picture that abesimpson posted, with the words "found the sauce." He then replied to me saying "no, I meant I found the sauce for the picture." So he wasn't technically wrong, he just kind of said it like an idiot, and kind of a dick, because he DIDN'T find the sauce, OP did.
#7 - anonrandom
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(06/25/2013) [-]
Alright maestro, tell us how it's done then.




Please?
#14 to #7 - Dakafal
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(06/25/2013) [-]
Getting a random girls number is really easy actually. Just walk up to her, tell her you couldn't help but notice she's pretty/beautiful etc. and ask her if she would give you her number, then you walk away. In a college/university setting, this works wonders. And you don't have to be a stud, as long as you're confident and not completely weird looking you can get pretty much any single/straight girls number. That said, it doesn't guarantee you a date, that's up to your own charm.
#16 to #14 - anonrandom
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(06/25/2013) [-]
Cool. Could help a few guys here, but suppose we're not at the college/university scene any more?
#19 to #16 - Dakafal
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(06/25/2013) [-]
It works equally well in casual dining areas such as cafes, although it does require a bit more courage. It also does fairly well in bars too, but women are expecting it there. I guess the general tip would be to walk up to a girl anywhere, compliment her, ask for her phone number, and leave. Always leave. If you stay to chat it's just awkward. Also be wary of trying to pickup girls that work at places you like to frequent. Because if they do say no for whatever reason, you can never return. Also, I would say the most key element is getting over the fear of rejection. Getting told "no" by a random girl really isn't that bad. They're usually very polite and will say something like "Thank you, but I'm not interested." Contrary to popular belief, they're not going to bitch at you and make a scene in front of everyone. And if they are a bitch about it, then you didn't want to date them anyway, right?
#22 to #19 - toncheky
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(06/25/2013) [-]
this guy
#23 to #22 - Dakafal
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(06/25/2013) [-]
I'll be here all week.
I'll be here all week.
#24 to #23 - toncheky
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(06/25/2013) [-]
#58 to #19 - GnRNoD ONLINE
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(06/25/2013) [-]
I live in a big city, and only chances you have to do something like that outside a bar is in public transport like spend all trip ********** the chick if she's looking at you before you get off or when she's getting off you ask her for her number.
But if I walked up to a random chick and told her you're pretty could I have you're number she'd probably maze me.
And when at a bar you don't want the chicks number, you want the chick, and small talk isn't gonna get you anywhere... so this advice does work fairly well for bar/club situation.
#114 to #19 - anon
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(06/25/2013) [-]
I just thought I'd add that most girls would actually like that. If the guy is nice (doesn't even have to be particularly good looking) I would feel very flattered and definitely give him my number. I think after that it would be best to text, since girls aren't really any less nervous about stuff like that so talking on the phone could be awkward.
#118 to #19 - thequickster
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(06/25/2013) [-]
You are pretty much right. The only thing I disagree on is leaving right after getting her number. The whole point of getting her number is to hangout with her in the future. Why bother getting her number and leaving when you can stay and develop a chemistry together so when you do actually text/call her, she will be more willing to hangout with you considering the great time you guys had meeting. Plus it is a bit cowardly to just get the number and leave.
#143 to #118 - IronWill
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(06/25/2013) [-]
Because like Dakafal said, it will be awkward if you stay and chat after that.
#215 to #143 - thequickster
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(06/26/2013) [-]
No. You aren't getting my point. Get to develop a connection then get her number after when she has to leave or you do. You are much more likely to develop a connection through personal interaction than a silly device.
#218 to #215 - Dakafal
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(06/26/2013) [-]
It's all a matter of mind games. It leaves them thinking. And I'm no playboy or anything, but during my freshman year of college last year, I was getting a date with a different girl every week. It's not a sure-fire tactic, and it doesn't work in every situation, but for what I described, it works well.
#224 to #218 - thequickster
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(06/26/2013) [-]
Interesting. Maybe I should try that. I usually do a lot better in personal interactions than I do over texting.
#28 to #14 - dracory
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(06/25/2013) [-]
i was always the guys people came to for dating advise never been on a date in my life and i talked ********, but they all came back saying it went perfectly. . . so my logic ******** wins all
#56 to #28 - GnRNoD ONLINE
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(06/25/2013) [-]
Pehaps you should try applying some of your own logic yourself.
If it works for others...
(I'm only saying this because I used to be like that) get my friends all the chicks get no chick myself... then I started doing it, they mostly said yes to a kiss or a dance that lead to a makeout session and now at 26 that simple kiss probably leads to a motel.
And I still make my friends get the chicks, except for one, I don't know how to fix him... but he's my nemesis he just doesn't get the chicks and he's good looking.
#206 to #56 - dracory
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(06/25/2013) [-]
single by cjoice i did date later in highschool we lasted 3 years but she moved away and we agree to go our own ways
#146 to #14 - fuckinghashbrown
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(06/25/2013) [-]
Also you dont have to worry about screwing things up, if she says no its not the end of the world. You can try again and when you think about it if you ask about 10 girls at least one will say yes
#127 to #14 - bigmanfifty
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(06/25/2013) [-]
but if you walk away how will you get their number?
#145 to #127 - IronWill
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(06/25/2013) [-]
Read again, you walk away after you get her number.
#213 to #145 - bigmanfifty
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(06/25/2013) [-]
That would make more sense, I thought he was implying the girl would chase him
#124 to #14 - anon
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(06/25/2013) [-]
Worst advise, I've ever heard.

If you ask a random girl for her number, she will;
A) Think you're a ******* creeper, and ******* maze you
B) Think you're a creeper, and give you a random phone number, hoping you'll go away
C) Give you her phone number, and then forget who the **** you are, and never actually pick up the phone when you call

Of course there is also the off-chance that you will get her number and a date, and then discover she is a ******* psycho that murders men in her basement- but hey, if that's your thing, go for it then.
#128 to #124 - laughdamnyou
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(06/25/2013) [-]
I think it depends on the culture in the country you live in. If you did this in my country, the girls would react like you said, but in a lot of other countries I'm sure it could work.
#147 to #128 - IronWill
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(06/25/2013) [-]
What country are you at?
#156 to #147 - laughdamnyou
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(06/25/2013) [-]
Norway. The country where you don't talk to strangers. Unless you're *********.
#123 to #14 - anon
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(06/25/2013) [-]
every one of us is weird looking...
#85 to #14 - drdonothing
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(06/25/2013) [-]
once you have the number, do you text/call her first or do you arrange to meet her?
#216 to #85 - Dakafal
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(06/26/2013) [-]
You text her, calling is just not something you do anymore in today's culture. The time you wait depends on when you got her number. If it's in the morning or any time before like 3pm, you wait a minimum of 4-5 hours, and try to text her before 8pm. Or you can play it safe and wait till around noon the next day. Don't wait more than a day. And what you say depends on how you want to play it. I usually just ask if they want to grab coffee. I'd say I have a 95% success rate with this.
#75 to #14 - psugo
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(06/25/2013) [-]
cool, but the post said get a girl, not get the number..
#217 to #75 - Dakafal
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(06/26/2013) [-]
Can't get the girl without getting her number.
#72 to #14 - anon
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(06/25/2013) [-]
I shall try that out someday, but I can't now I'm way to young. Thirteen year olds can't get much pu-tang.
#26 - maddboiy ONLINE
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(06/25/2013) [-]
when he's flirting with a girl he knows i like and he's already got 3 girls who fancy him
when he's flirting with a girl he knows i like and he's already got 3 girls who fancy him
#30 to #26 - anon
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(06/25/2013) [-]
That makes you beta/gay/faggot/pussy/a cunt. If you made a ******* move then he sure, you can say he's being a douche, but if your too much of a pussy too don't have a go at him for not being.
#38 to #30 - elyiia
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(06/25/2013) [-]
#157 to #26 - anon
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(06/25/2013) [-]
Any girl who's willing to give the better-looking guy her attention is probably just another slut, and worth losing and/or never gaining to begin with.
#136 to #26 - hitlerequalsdicks
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(06/25/2013) [-]
my (ex) best friend did that to me. i don't talk to him anymore
#93 to #26 - keal
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(06/25/2013) [-]
i know that feel
#39 - yojo
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(06/25/2013) [-]
>At the beach
>cute girl sitting alone at some kind of drink stand
>tell my single friend to go for it
>beta as ****
>finally convince him
>he walks over to her
>"Hi, you sure look lonely today"
#40 to #39 - joshlol
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(06/25/2013) [-]
excellent
#55 to #40 - GnRNoD ONLINE
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(06/25/2013) [-]
It is perfect, you put her down first, make her feel bad about herself and then you offer her a drink or something and mention how rare it is to see such a beauty like her alone and how you'd love to provide her with your company.
#41 to #39 - beatmasterz
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(06/25/2013) [-]
Mixed feelings all over the place.
#74 to #39 - yunablade
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(06/25/2013) [-]
Well I'm waiting, did he float or did he sink?
#209 to #74 - yojo
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(06/25/2013) [-]
He did alright, actually. He maintained a conversation for a couple of minutes but he never got anywhere.

This was a month ago and we still laugh about it.
#210 to #209 - yunablade
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(06/25/2013) [-]
It's progress, it's better han just retiring in shame.

You are a good wingman.
#212 to #210 - yojo
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(06/25/2013) [-]
#3 - bobsuruncle
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(06/24/2013) [-]
MFW I've recently got a new girlfriend and my friend has been trying for ages
MFW I've recently got a new girlfriend and my friend has been trying for ages
#18 to #3 - anon
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(06/25/2013) [-]
It's about about getting a girlfriend, it's about the girl
#8 to #3 - bronynexgen
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(06/25/2013) [-]
MFW my girlfriend just left me.
#21 to #8 - arnoldbusk
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(06/25/2013) [-]
brony, girlfriend. Pick one
#48 to #21 - limegreentomatoes
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(06/25/2013) [-]
That's why I have a boyfriend.

Who am I kidding, no one likes me
#53 to #21 - anonymouscat
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(06/25/2013) [-]
********.jpg
#73 to #21 - anon
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(06/25/2013) [-]
How about both?
#60 to #21 - bronynexgen
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(06/25/2013) [-]
Good thing I like dicks too. I choose boyfriend.
#134 to #8 - bobsuruncle
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(06/25/2013) [-]
sorry to hear that
sorry to hear that
#152 to #134 - bronynexgen
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(06/25/2013) [-]
Thanks, bro. Have, uuhhh... this thing.
Thanks, bro. Have, uuhhh... this thing.
#154 to #152 - bobsuruncle
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(06/25/2013) [-]
that has and will continue to disturb me
that has and will continue to disturb me
#158 to #154 - bronynexgen
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(06/25/2013) [-]
How about sexy Gav?
How about sexy Gav?
#160 to #158 - bobsuruncle
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(06/25/2013) [-]
personally, I don't find either of them sexy
personally, I don't find either of them sexy
#161 to #160 - bronynexgen
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(06/25/2013) [-]
Alright then, back to the creepy bunnies,
#163 to #161 - bobsuruncle
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(06/25/2013) [-]
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
#165 to #163 - bronynexgen
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(06/25/2013) [-]
Hopefully this will make you love rabbits again.
Hopefully this will make you love rabbits again.
#166 to #165 - bobsuruncle
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(06/25/2013) [-]
adoooorable
adoooorable
#167 to #166 - bronynexgen
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(06/25/2013) [-]
Let me give you a trophy instead.
Let me give you a trophy instead.
#169 to #167 - bobsuruncle
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(06/25/2013) [-]
sure, why not
sure, why not
#9 to #3 - bronynexgen
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(06/25/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#46 to #9 - logickid
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(06/25/2013) [-]
Wait... FJ isn't bashing on you?
#47 to #46 - logickid
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(06/25/2013) [-]
WHAT
#106 to #47 - newforomador
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(06/25/2013) [-]
It's odd, but FJ seems to have become more tolerant of pony pics, as long as they aren't spammed. I don't know if they just gave up or what, but it's happening.
#32 - grandmabetty
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(06/25/2013) [-]
how lesbians attract mates
how lesbians attract mates
#173 to #32 - usernamecannotload
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(06/25/2013) [-]
....what....what is this from?
#78 to #32 - murumuru
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(06/25/2013) [-]
wut
#103 - sinuhejunk
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(06/25/2013) [-]
MFW I see my friend trying to get a girl ON THE INTERNET
MFW I see my friend trying to get a girl ON THE INTERNET
#125 to #103 - anon
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(06/25/2013) [-]
That is ******* disgusting.
#162 to #103 - donaldducksdick
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(06/25/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#179 to #162 - sagedivinity
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(06/25/2013) [-]
Is this from a movie
#170 to #103 - ltsparky
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(06/25/2013) [-]
That's just gross
That's just gross
#88 - triggathepirate
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(06/25/2013) [-]

OOH new button!
#90 to #88 - cosmicoverdose
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(06/25/2013) [-]
OH MAAAA GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAWWDD
OH MAAAA GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAWWDD
#120 to #90 - triggathepirate
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(06/25/2013) [-]
You don't have it?!

You don't have it?!