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#33 - kingpongthedon (06/25/2013) [-]
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Be me, sophomore in college. Workaholics begins airing. Roomies and I decide to try shrooms. After a month of searching, finally come across 1/8 oz a piece.

"So now what?" "Eat 'em, I guess"

Trial 1 begins: tastes like soggy cardboard, wash down vigorously. After 25 min, no noticeable effects. Initiate Trial 2: Same awful taste, wash it down more. Wait 25 min more, no noticeable effects. Initiate Trial 3: Finish off bag, wash down again. Wait 10 minutes, beginning to question legitimacy of the product. Copious fluid intake leads to pending bladder eruption. Make my way to the bathroom, regretting poor purchase.

OPEN THE FLOODGATES

The Bifrost emerges from my dick as the toilet drops 10,000 miles below me and the checkered floor melts like ice cream on a hot August day. Awestruck by the beauty of it all, I have lost all ability to even. Begin laughing a laugh that has evidently been bestowed upon me by the Creator. Imagine Michael J Fox with an assault rifle at a shooting range, that is me and my dick right now. Piss hits my foot, and I have a sudden moment of clarity, I am leaking myself onto myself.

"Is this what God has planned for me?"

With intense focus, I manage to finish like an adult. I have lost all control, and can no longer operate my zipper. Walk out piss covered bathroom, holding pants up with hands, tip of penis almost certainly poking out of pants. I stand in the doorway and say "IT HAS BEGUN" and then sit down on couch and play Mario Kart for several hours

Moral of the story, if you're gonna try shrooms, know they take a while to kick in, don't overdo it and end up ******* all over yourself like I did.
#46 to #33 - anonymous (06/25/2013) [-]
come on man, i'm sure there's better things to do when you're tripping.
User avatar #42 to #33 - zombiemanic (06/25/2013) [-]
Done shrooms they were fun, wish i had more time though cause i was on facebook watching words go fuzzy for what felt like 6 hours, probably only 30 minutes.

looking for acid or dmt atm but dont know when to do them, but after your story i'm sure no one wants to hear mine, anyway
10/10 story.
#67 to #42 - anonymous (06/25/2013) [-]
silkroad on the darknet
User avatar #70 to #67 - zombiemanic (06/25/2013) [-]
definitely would not, id rather get off my supplier lol I dont know how 'trustworthy' that website is
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