where will you be when acid hits?. .. "Hey man, I've got this acid... but I can't take it." "Well I'll take it.."
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#1 - xxmarkusxx (06/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Hey man, I've got this acid... but I can't take it."
"Well I'll take it.."
#11 - settlwlvs (06/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
MFW first blowjob   
"What, what is this awesome feeling? How can it be? Is this- Is this what I've been missing? Woah. *looks right and tilts head* This girl."
MFW first blowjob
"What, what is this awesome feeling? How can it be? Is this- Is this what I've been missing? Woah. *looks right and tilts head* This girl."
#33 - kingpongthedon ONLINE (06/25/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Related:

Be me, sophomore in college. Workaholics begins airing. Roomies and I decide to try shrooms. After a month of searching, finally come across 1/8 oz a piece.

"So now what?" "Eat 'em, I guess"

Trial 1 begins: tastes like soggy cardboard, wash down vigorously. After 25 min, no noticeable effects. Initiate Trial 2: Same awful taste, wash it down more. Wait 25 min more, no noticeable effects. Initiate Trial 3: Finish off bag, wash down again. Wait 10 minutes, beginning to question legitimacy of the product. Copious fluid intake leads to pending bladder eruption. Make my way to the bathroom, regretting poor purchase.

OPEN THE FLOODGATES

The Bifrost emerges from my dick as the toilet drops 10,000 miles below me and the checkered floor melts like ice cream on a hot August day. Awestruck by the beauty of it all, I have lost all ability to even. Begin laughing a laugh that has evidently been bestowed upon me by the Creator. Imagine Michael J Fox with an assault rifle at a shooting range, that is me and my dick right now. Piss hits my foot, and I have a sudden moment of clarity, I am leaking myself onto myself.

"Is this what God has planned for me?"

With intense focus, I manage to finish like an adult. I have lost all control, and can no longer operate my zipper. Walk out piss covered bathroom, holding pants up with hands, tip of penis almost certainly poking out of pants. I stand in the doorway and say "IT HAS BEGUN" and then sit down on couch and play Mario Kart for several hours

Moral of the story, if you're gonna try shrooms, know they take a while to kick in, don't overdo it and end up pissing all over yourself like I did.
#14 - yourociroll (06/25/2013) [+] (11 replies)
I have a tremendous fear of someone secretly slipping acid into my drink or food.
I cant even shake peoples hands
I fear using pull open doors and if it is a pull instead of push i cover my hands with my sleeve
#5 - pappathethird (06/24/2013) [-]
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#62 - cazabrow (06/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
sees dude having a visible minor panic attack.

Zooms the entire camera's view to his face.
#15 - wonderlandman (06/25/2013) [-]
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#41 - themanwithnoplan (06/25/2013) [-]
It can happen anytime
It can happen anytime
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#50 to #47 - fahquoo (06/25/2013) [-]
DUDE one time I injected TWO marijuanas!! Talk about hitting like a brick tho.   
   
inb4 "yo, two marijuanas aint 						****					, try snorting a sixth of TMD!"
DUDE one time I injected TWO marijuanas!! Talk about hitting like a brick tho.

inb4 "yo, two marijuanas aint **** , try snorting a sixth of TMD!"
#6 - monkeybrains ONLINE (06/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #8 - INeverAdmitIt (06/24/2013) [-]
For anyone who wants to know, this is the Today show in Australia.
#54 - jaymeelu (06/25/2013) [-]
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#44 - oxan (06/25/2013) [-]
I 						*******					 love Karl.
I ******* love Karl.
#22 - thype (06/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #39 - supersaiyajin (06/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP IS ACID IN YOU CUP
User avatar #16 - skrynox (06/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Either that or Invisible Man is slowly ass raping him.
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