where will you be when acid hits?. .. "Hey man, I've got this acid... but I can't take it." "Well I'll take it.." where will you be when acid hits? "Hey man I've got this but I can't take it " "Well I'll
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#1 - xxmarkusxx
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(06/24/2013) [-]
"Hey man, I've got this acid... but I can't take it."
"Well I'll take it.."
#13 to #1 - herptyderpies
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(06/25/2013) [-]
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#3 - therichie
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(06/24/2013) [-]
#11 - settlwlvs
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(06/25/2013) [-]
MFW first blowjob   
"What, what is this awesome feeling? How can it be? Is this- Is this what I've been missing? Woah. *looks right and tilts head* This girl."
MFW first blowjob
"What, what is this awesome feeling? How can it be? Is this- Is this what I've been missing? Woah. *looks right and tilts head* This girl."
#48 to #11 - klina
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(06/25/2013) [-]
this is one of the most accurate descriptions of a first blowjob I've ever seen
#33 - kingpongthedon
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(06/25/2013) [-]
Related:

Be me, sophomore in college. Workaholics begins airing. Roomies and I decide to try shrooms. After a month of searching, finally come across 1/8 oz a piece.

"So now what?" "Eat 'em, I guess"

Trial 1 begins: tastes like soggy cardboard, wash down vigorously. After 25 min, no noticeable effects. Initiate Trial 2: Same awful taste, wash it down more. Wait 25 min more, no noticeable effects. Initiate Trial 3: Finish off bag, wash down again. Wait 10 minutes, beginning to question legitimacy of the product. Copious fluid intake leads to pending bladder eruption. Make my way to the bathroom, regretting poor purchase.

OPEN THE FLOODGATES

The Bifrost emerges from my dick as the toilet drops 10,000 miles below me and the checkered floor melts like ice cream on a hot August day. Awestruck by the beauty of it all, I have lost all ability to even. Begin laughing a laugh that has evidently been bestowed upon me by the Creator. Imagine Michael J Fox with an assault rifle at a shooting range, that is me and my dick right now. Piss hits my foot, and I have a sudden moment of clarity, I am leaking myself onto myself.

"Is this what God has planned for me?"

With intense focus, I manage to finish like an adult. I have lost all control, and can no longer operate my zipper. Walk out piss covered bathroom, holding pants up with hands, tip of penis almost certainly poking out of pants. I stand in the doorway and say "IT HAS BEGUN" and then sit down on couch and play Mario Kart for several hours

Moral of the story, if you're gonna try shrooms, know they take a while to kick in, don't overdo it and end up pissing all over yourself like I did.
#46 to #33 - anon
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(06/25/2013) [-]
come on man, i'm sure there's better things to do when you're tripping.
#42 to #33 - zombiemanic
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(06/25/2013) [-]
Done shrooms they were fun, wish i had more time though cause i was on facebook watching words go fuzzy for what felt like 6 hours, probably only 30 minutes.

looking for acid or dmt atm but dont know when to do them, but after your story i'm sure no one wants to hear mine, anyway
10/10 story.
#67 to #42 - anon
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(06/25/2013) [-]
silkroad on the darknet
#70 to #67 - zombiemanic
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(06/25/2013) [-]
definitely would not, id rather get off my supplier lol I dont know how 'trustworthy' that website is
#14 - yourociroll
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(06/25/2013) [-]
I have a tremendous fear of someone secretly slipping acid into my drink or food.
I cant even shake peoples hands
I fear using pull open doors and if it is a pull instead of push i cover my hands with my sleeve
#19 to #14 - Lambda
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(06/25/2013) [-]
Acid is the least of your worries. If somebody's going to slip you something like that, it's probably going to be something more dangerous like cyanide.
Also, it is NOT possible for LSD to be absorbed through the skin. It's a common misconception that Albert Hofmann, discoverer of acid, absorbed it accidentally through his fingertips. He actually didn't.
#23 to #19 - broale
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(06/25/2013) [-]
I thought he did, but it was through a cut? correct me if im wrong
#72 to #23 - Lambda
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(06/25/2013) [-]
It is unknown why he even had that first experience on LSD. By his report, the experience lasted two hours and abruptly faded away. Even a small dose of LSD lasts at least six hours. It is theorized that it was something else entirely that caused him the trip, and that makes the discovery of LSD possibly the biggest coincidence of all.
#40 to #23 - anon
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(06/25/2013) [-]
Pretty sure he took multiple table spoons of liquid L. The purest of the pure. "White on white", "Phamily Phluff", or "Swiss Crystals" as the hippies call it. He couldn't ride his bike home. Sounds like a blast.
#73 to #40 - Lambda
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(06/25/2013) [-]
After that first time, he tried an experiment, taking what he thought was a threshold dose. He was wrong, though, what he took was a very high dose. Resulting in his memorable bicycle ride. That was the first LSD trip of all.
#24 to #14 - radtroll
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(06/25/2013) [-]
well, why don't you go and do it yourself, so you'll never fear it again ?
I took some again yesterday and **** is really good, I wish I can give it to my parents
#26 to #14 - darksideofthebeast
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(06/25/2013) [-]
Acid is not really terrible for you but its not good but it also won't kill you
I would worry more about rat poison or rufilin.
#27 to #26 - yourociroll
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(06/25/2013) [-]
Im not concerned if its bad for me, i have anxiety and that **** would give me a heart attack
#29 to #27 - yourociroll
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(06/25/2013) [-]
having a random psychedelic trip*
#30 to #27 - darksideofthebeast
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(06/25/2013) [-]
I have severe anxiety and my heart rate has gone into the 200 bpms before
Anxiety isn't bad for your heart and will not give you a heart attack
It's simply adrenaline doing it's thing...
#38 to #14 - xentacle
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(06/25/2013) [-]
You should probably take some then dude, acid puts you in a good mood anyways. I have quite bad anxiety (have had panic attack phases and ****) but i've done a fair bit of acid.
You should take it with a friend on a sunny day , it'll definitly help overcome your fear
#5 - pappathethird
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(06/24/2013) [-]
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#62 - cazabrow
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(06/25/2013) [-]
sees dude having a visible minor panic attack.

Zooms the entire camera's view to his face.
#75 to #62 - dedaluminus
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(06/25/2013) [-]
Because the key to success in television, nowadays

is to make things that get clipped out and posted on youtube, turned into gifs, and posted everywhere on the internet so people have this conversation
"What is that?"
"The Today Show in Australia"
"******* genius, I live in Australia, I should watch that"
#34 - onezeroeight
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(06/25/2013) [-]
#36 - mylittlepwnie
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(06/25/2013) [-]
wut
#15 - wonderlandman
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(06/25/2013) [-]
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