Why?. .. Because even women like dirty jokes? naaaah. Can't be. necklace funny weird boner
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#3 - damaiuo
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(06/22/2013) [-]
Because even women like dirty jokes? naaaah. Can't be.
#21 - lookatmyhouseofwax
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(06/23/2013) [-]
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#11 - martycamp
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(06/23/2013) [-]
#5 - deadzone
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Anyone have the link for the product?
#38 to #5 - anon
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(06/23/2013) [-]
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#40 to #5 - anon
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(06/23/2013) [-]
JustinBiebercharms dot com
#12 to #5 - gotboredoflurking
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(06/23/2013) [-]
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There's a cheaper one o_o
#10 - goldendarkness **User deleted account**
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(06/23/2013) [-]
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#2 - anon
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(06/22/2013) [-]
I'm starting to suspect more and more each day that a lot of women have penis envy...
#4 to #2 - anon
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(06/22/2013) [-]
Ah, a researcher of Sigmund Freud, no?
#8 to #2 - anon
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Let's see..
Penises: Easier to masturbate, easier to piss assuming no toilet, less money on toilet paper, maybe slightly messy
Vaginas: Blood 1 week out of every month, babies have to get shoved through, super hard to get off, sitting to piss and having to deal with dirty toilet seats and wiping,
yeah. i definitely have penis envy.
#9 to #8 - diverdee
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(06/23/2013) [-]
But with a penis you just have to touch it through your pocket and your social life is on pause.. You can get wet and horny and nobody would know!
#14 to #9 - hasinvadedyou ONLINE
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(06/23/2013) [-]
But men can wear white short shorts any day of the month, check and mate.
#30 to #14 - doctorstein
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Just spend a day with testicles. If you're hit hard enough, there's intense bleeding, you can't stand, you're vomiting, and your sight is reduced to a few inches. Not to mention that you choose to give birth. Getting hit in the nuts could happen anywhere, at anytime.

check and mate.
#50 to #30 - fridayiscoming
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(06/23/2013) [-]
But with a penis+testicles you can have a child without having to give birth, which is a good thing.

But yeah, women are the **** that make life with a penis hard (heh heh) since tthey don't understand how fragile those parts really are and kick them for no reason. Also, even though you can have a child without being pregnant yourself, you'll have to deal with the one pregnant.
And while women have period, some of them tend to use it as an excuse for being a total dick (he he he). ("I can shout, I'm on my period!" Sheesh.) And men have to deal with this.

I'd say the problem with having a penis is the enviroment (= stupid women who think you can do anything just 'cause they were born with a bleeding hole), while having a vagina is a problem itself.

Yeah, I have penis envy.
#16 to #14 - anon
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(06/23/2013) [-]
No one wears white short shorts...
#20 to #16 - hasinvadedyou ONLINE
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(06/23/2013) [-]
see, no red spots no worries
#24 to #2 - CrazyWhiteGurl
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(06/23/2013) [-]
About once a month, for roughly five days we do.
#17 to #2 - uzerc
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(06/23/2013) [-]
I have tits envy.
#19 to #17 - darakremen
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(06/23/2013) [-]
Boobs and penis, the best a man can get!
#27 - wildfireryo
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(06/23/2013) [-]
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#18 - lucianolp
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(06/23/2013) [-]
This is glorious.
This is glorious.
#55 - haitianfighter
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(06/23/2013) [-]
That just happened.