Neck Belt. It's from the Onion. (I think)... a month ago i got high on dph, and i got the grand idea to look for this. now of course, because of the drugs, my memory was messed up, so i spent six hours loo
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Neck Belt

It's from the Onion. (I think).

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#101 - lilRican (06/23/2013) [-]
Good lord what a terrible idea...   
even as a joke...    
   
someone out there.... is thinking this can actually work
Good lord what a terrible idea...
even as a joke...

someone out there.... is thinking this can actually work
User avatar #113 to #101 - dsgbiohazard (06/23/2013) [-]
Why are the eyes not pointing difference ways?
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User avatar #95 - damandan (06/23/2013) [-]
How about if you put it on the forehead?
#93 - omnomnominator (06/22/2013) [-]
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#37 - thehumor (06/22/2013) [-]
Dumping infomercial gifs
Dumping infomercial gifs
#103 to #37 - queefquizzler (06/23/2013) [-]
Couple of these with text
Couple of these with text
User avatar #94 to #37 - logickid (06/23/2013) [-]
I love how that is actually a door stop.
#62 to #37 - therealrainbowdash (06/22/2013) [-]
My turn
My turn
User avatar #99 to #62 - burtgasm (06/23/2013) [-]
JUST PUT THE BOWL IN YOUR GODDAMN LAP
User avatar #98 to #62 - logickid (06/23/2013) [-]
That kid who knocked over the soda on #85 ******* knocked that **** over on purpose.
User avatar #97 to #66 - nignogatron (06/23/2013) [-]
"Umm...excuse me, please put your cleavage away." -No one ever
User avatar #102 to #71 - logickid (06/23/2013) [-]
I didn't choose the garden thug life the garden thug life chose me.
#75 to #74 - therealrainbowdash (06/22/2013) [-]
Cleaning is hard
Cleaning is hard
User avatar #100 to #80 - lilRican (06/23/2013) [-]
Holy christ TRRD
#92 to #80 - therealrainbowdash (06/22/2013) [-]
Alright I'll stop now...   
   
(Sorry for spam)
Alright I'll stop now...

(Sorry for spam)
#83 to #80 - therealrainbowdash (06/22/2013) [-]
No 						*******					 idea what the hell this one's about.
No ******* idea what the hell this one's about.
#58 to #37 - StinkyCheese (06/22/2013) [-]
I've got this version.
I've got this version.
User avatar #60 to #58 - thehumor (06/22/2013) [-]
thanks a million
#38 to #37 - thehumor (06/22/2013) [-]
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#39 to #38 - thehumor (06/22/2013) [-]
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User avatar #109 to #39 - brainiacs (06/23/2013) [-]
Just watch HowToBasic on Youtube. She almost knows what she is doing.
User avatar #47 to #39 - ravarshi (06/22/2013) [-]
how difficult it must be to crack an egg properly...
User avatar #49 to #47 - thehumor (06/22/2013) [-]
It's quite the feat
User avatar #50 to #49 - ravarshi (06/22/2013) [-]
it must be, i've never had those problems.
User avatar #51 to #50 - thehumor (06/22/2013) [-]
hahah i dont think anyone has. That's why i love infomercials
User avatar #52 to #51 - ravarshi (06/22/2013) [-]
i feel left out, i dont have cable to watch infomercials, and haven't had it for almost 2 years. o.o
User avatar #53 to #52 - thehumor (06/22/2013) [-]
just channel surf late at night. I'm sure you'll find some
User avatar #54 to #53 - ravarshi (06/22/2013) [-]
no cable, no channel surfing... *sadface*
#55 to #54 - thehumor (06/22/2013) [-]
I'm sorry you're shielded from such mediocrity
I'm sorry you're shielded from such mediocrity
User avatar #56 to #55 - ravarshi (06/22/2013) [-]
thank you for the conversation, and that gif just made me laugh.
#57 to #56 - thehumor (06/22/2013) [-]
No problem, have a wonderful day
No problem, have a wonderful day
#40 to #39 - thehumor (06/22/2013) [-]
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#41 to #40 - thehumor (06/22/2013) [-]
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#42 to #41 - thehumor (06/22/2013) [-]
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#43 to #42 - thehumor (06/22/2013) [-]
last one   
   
hope you enjoyed
last one

hope you enjoyed
#110 to #43 - lamaswithhats (06/23/2013) [-]
Those were absolutely hilarious. Thank you!
Those were absolutely hilarious. Thank you!
User avatar #36 - Hybricide (06/22/2013) [-]
Onion Movie?
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#20 - captnnorway (06/22/2013) [-]
This isn't a real thing? right?
#35 to #20 - oversoul (06/22/2013) [-]
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User avatar #25 to #20 - schneidend (06/22/2013) [-]
Description says it's from The Onion, so obviously not.
#27 to #25 - captnnorway (06/22/2013) [-]
I am a bit afraid that I wouldn't be suprised if it was standard issue in american cars ... What have this world got to.
#111 to #27 - atma (06/23/2013) [-]
it's okay, stay chill
it's okay, stay chill
User avatar #21 to #20 - fuckya (06/22/2013) [-]
No it's to be standard feature in all cars by 2015.
#32 to #21 - paulsvk (06/22/2013) [-]
Well, it would probably get most people to drive a lot more carefully.
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#10 - huffe (06/22/2013) [-]
****
a month ago i got high on dph, and i got the grand idea to look for this. now of course, because of the drugs, my memory was messed up, so i spent six ******* hours looking for this on youtube. i must have went through every car safety ad/funny car commercial on youtube.
and here it is. not even as i remembered it while high
#12 to #10 - radtroll (06/22/2013) [-]
that **** will **** up your dick don't do it

just smoke some weed or do some real hallucinogens
#13 to #12 - huffe (06/22/2013) [-]
it just shrinks it for a few hours is all. it is hardly the worst side-effect of it. besides, there aren't a whole lot of drugs available where i live, so i have to use the legal ones.
dph and alcohol for the most part, and this summer i will probably go pick some fly agarics for an extra fun time
User avatar #112 to #13 - cleverguy (06/23/2013) [-]
or you could try doing something productive instead of doing drugs
User avatar #46 to #13 - amuro (06/22/2013) [-]
You will end like Phanny if you continue using that **** .

Take our advice.
#114 to #46 - huffe (06/23/2013) [-]
who?
User avatar #16 to #13 - bitchplzzz (06/22/2013) [-]
Or, you know, play vidya, browse internet and not be a slave to a substance
#18 to #16 - huffe (06/22/2013) [-]
slave to a substance? you do realize that deliriants are the kind of drugs you don't get addicted to though, right? when you take them, you have a limited amount of time where your gravity is tripled, and your short-term memory virtually doesn't exist. ten minutes will seem like an hour. it gets to the point where the very fact of how bad it is, is laughable.
then, you enter about 36 hours of dysphoria and a severely heightened tendency to get sad over the slightest things, which is the main reason it is so unaddictable.

alcohol is just a little better. sure, everything is hilarious for the first four hours or so. time seems to compress here though. your memory is not so hilariously bad that you forget things in the middle of typing them, but there are holes in your memory all over the place, making it seem like time goes much faster. the hangover is the worst part though. feeling like you have a flu for the next 12 hours is not very fun.

all in all, alcohol and deliriants don't seem very addictable to me. i do each kind of drug at most once a month. it's not like with your traditional "drugs", where you have to do more, just to escape a physical and mental hell.
actually, doing more deliriants to relieve the hangover only makes it worse, so you don't
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User avatar #9 - trolljunkusa (06/22/2013) [-]
I love the onion
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User avatar #24 to #1 - hydraetis (06/22/2013) [-]
Rikku = hottest video game character ever in my opinion
#22 to #1 - kirokan (06/22/2013) [-]
Always loved Rikku but i loved Yuna more
User avatar #15 to #1 - JohnE (06/22/2013) [-]
Meh, LuLu is better. She has no legs, just belts.

******* belts, goddamn everywhere.
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