Neck Belt. It's from the Onion. (I think)... a month ago i got high on dph, and i got the grand idea to look for this. now of course, because of the drugs, my memory was messed up, so i spent six hours loo Neck Belt It's from the Onion (I think) a month ago i got high on dph and grand idea to look for this now of course because drugs my memory was messed up so spent six hours loo
Upload
Login or register
Leave a comment Refresh Comments (105)
[ 105 comments ]
Anonymous comments allowed.
97 comments displayed.
#10 - huffe ONLINE
Reply +41
(06/22/2013) [-]
****
a month ago i got high on dph, and i got the grand idea to look for this. now of course, because of the drugs, my memory was messed up, so i spent six ******* hours looking for this on youtube. i must have went through every car safety ad/funny car commercial on youtube.
and here it is. not even as i remembered it while high
#11 to #10 - fuckya [OP]
-1
Comment deleted by fuckya [-]
#12 to #10 - radtroll
Reply +14
(06/22/2013) [-]
that **** will **** up your dick don't do it

just smoke some weed or do some real hallucinogens
#13 to #12 - huffe ONLINE
Reply +2
(06/22/2013) [-]
it just shrinks it for a few hours is all. it is hardly the worst side-effect of it. besides, there aren't a whole lot of drugs available where i live, so i have to use the legal ones.
dph and alcohol for the most part, and this summer i will probably go pick some fly agarics for an extra fun time
#16 to #13 - bitchplzzz
Reply +3
(06/22/2013) [-]
Or, you know, play vidya, browse internet and not be a slave to a substance
#18 to #16 - huffe ONLINE
Reply +2
(06/22/2013) [-]
slave to a substance? you do realize that deliriants are the kind of drugs you don't get addicted to though, right? when you take them, you have a limited amount of time where your gravity is tripled, and your short-term memory virtually doesn't exist. ten minutes will seem like an hour. it gets to the point where the very fact of how bad it is, is laughable.
then, you enter about 36 hours of dysphoria and a severely heightened tendency to get sad over the slightest things, which is the main reason it is so unaddictable.

alcohol is just a little better. sure, everything is hilarious for the first four hours or so. time seems to compress here though. your memory is not so hilariously bad that you forget things in the middle of typing them, but there are holes in your memory all over the place, making it seem like time goes much faster. the hangover is the worst part though. feeling like you have a flu for the next 12 hours is not very fun.

all in all, alcohol and deliriants don't seem very addictable to me. i do each kind of drug at most once a month. it's not like with your traditional "drugs", where you have to do more, just to escape a physical and mental hell.
actually, doing more deliriants to relieve the hangover only makes it worse, so you don't
#46 to #13 - amuro
Reply +1
(06/22/2013) [-]
You will end like Phanny if you continue using that ****.

Take our advice.
#114 to #46 - huffe ONLINE
Reply 0
(06/23/2013) [-]
who?
#112 to #13 - cleverguy
Reply 0
(06/23/2013) [-]
or you could try doing something productive instead of doing drugs
#37 - thehumor
Reply +33
(06/22/2013) [-]
Dumping infomercial gifs
Dumping infomercial gifs
#94 to #37 - logickid
Reply 0
(06/23/2013) [-]
I love how that is actually a door stop.
#104 to #37 - queefquizzler
Reply +3
(06/23/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#103 to #37 - queefquizzler
Reply +7
(06/23/2013) [-]
Couple of these with text
Couple of these with text
#58 to #37 - StinkyCheese
Reply +13
(06/22/2013) [-]
I've got this version.
I've got this version.
#60 to #58 - thehumor
Reply +5
(06/22/2013) [-]
thanks a million
#62 to #37 - therealrainbowdash
Reply +14
(06/22/2013) [-]
My turn
My turn
#63 to #62 - therealrainbowdash
Reply +11
(06/22/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#64 to #63 - therealrainbowdash
Reply +14
(06/22/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#65 to #64 - therealrainbowdash
Reply +10
(06/22/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#66 to #65 - therealrainbowdash
Reply +12
(06/22/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#67 to #66 - therealrainbowdash
Reply +11
(06/22/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#68 to #67 - therealrainbowdash
Reply +11
(06/22/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#69 to #68 - therealrainbowdash
Reply +12
(06/22/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#70 to #69 - therealrainbowdash
Reply +4
(06/22/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#71 to #70 - therealrainbowdash
Reply +11
(06/22/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#72 to #71 - therealrainbowdash
Reply +9
(06/22/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#73 to #72 - therealrainbowdash
Reply +6
(06/22/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#74 to #73 - therealrainbowdash
Reply +10
(06/22/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#75 to #74 - therealrainbowdash
Reply +11
(06/22/2013) [-]
Cleaning is hard
Cleaning is hard
#76 to #75 - therealrainbowdash
Reply +11
(06/22/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#77 to #76 - therealrainbowdash
Reply +8
(06/22/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#78 to #77 - therealrainbowdash
Reply +8
(06/22/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#79 to #78 - therealrainbowdash
Reply +8
(06/22/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#80 to #79 - therealrainbowdash
Reply +10
(06/22/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#87 to #80 - therealrainbowdash
+9
(06/22/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#86 to #80 - therealrainbowdash
+9
(06/22/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#92 to #80 - therealrainbowdash
+8
(06/22/2013) [-]
Alright I'll stop now...   
   
(Sorry for spam)
Alright I'll stop now...

(Sorry for spam)
#89 to #80 - therealrainbowdash
+8
(06/22/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#88 to #80 - therealrainbowdash
+8
(06/22/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#85 to #80 - therealrainbowdash
+8
(06/22/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#83 to #80 - therealrainbowdash
+8
(06/22/2013) [-]
No ******* idea what the hell this one's about.
No ******* idea what the hell this one's about.
#82 to #80 - therealrainbowdash
+8
(06/22/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#81 to #80 - therealrainbowdash
+8
(06/22/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#84 to #80 - therealrainbowdash
+7
(06/22/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#90 to #80 - therealrainbowdash
+6
(06/22/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#91 to #80 - therealrainbowdash
+5
(06/22/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#100 to #80 - lilRican
+1
(06/23/2013) [-]
Holy christ TRRD
#108 to #76 - lamaswithhats
Reply 0
(06/23/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#102 to #71 - logickid
Reply +5
(06/23/2013) [-]
I didn't choose the garden thug life the garden thug life chose me.
#97 to #66 - nignogatron
Reply +6
(06/23/2013) [-]
"Umm...excuse me, please put your cleavage away." -No one ever
#98 to #62 - logickid
Reply +1
(06/23/2013) [-]
That kid who knocked over the soda on #85 ******* knocked that **** over on purpose.
#99 to #62 - burtgasm
Reply 0
(06/23/2013) [-]
JUST PUT THE BOWL IN YOUR GODDAMN LAP
#38 to #37 - thehumor
Reply +23
(06/22/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#39 to #38 - thehumor
Reply +23
(06/22/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#40 to #39 - thehumor
Reply +21
(06/22/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#41 to #40 - thehumor
Reply +39
(06/22/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#42 to #41 - thehumor
Reply +19
(06/22/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#43 to #42 - thehumor
Reply +19
(06/22/2013) [-]
last one   
   
hope you enjoyed
last one

hope you enjoyed
#44 to #43 - defacedcreeper
Reply +22
(06/22/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#110 to #43 - lamaswithhats
Reply +1
(06/23/2013) [-]
Those were absolutely hilarious. Thank you!
Those were absolutely hilarious. Thank you!
#47 to #39 - ravarshi
Reply +7
(06/22/2013) [-]
how difficult it must be to crack an egg properly...
#49 to #47 - thehumor
Reply +5
(06/22/2013) [-]
It's quite the feat
#50 to #49 - ravarshi
Reply +7
(06/22/2013) [-]
it must be, i've never had those problems.
#51 to #50 - thehumor
Reply +5
(06/22/2013) [-]
hahah i dont think anyone has. That's why i love infomercials
#52 to #51 - ravarshi
Reply +5
(06/22/2013) [-]
i feel left out, i dont have cable to watch infomercials, and haven't had it for almost 2 years. o.o
#53 to #52 - thehumor
Reply +5
(06/22/2013) [-]
just channel surf late at night. I'm sure you'll find some
#54 to #53 - ravarshi
Reply +5
(06/22/2013) [-]
no cable, no channel surfing... *sadface*
#55 to #54 - thehumor
Reply +5
(06/22/2013) [-]
I'm sorry you're shielded from such mediocrity
I'm sorry you're shielded from such mediocrity
#56 to #55 - ravarshi
Reply +4
(06/22/2013) [-]
thank you for the conversation, and that gif just made me laugh.
#57 to #56 - thehumor
Reply +4
(06/22/2013) [-]
No problem, have a wonderful day
No problem, have a wonderful day
#109 to #39 - brainiacs
Reply 0
(06/23/2013) [-]
Just watch HowToBasic on Youtube. She almost knows what she is doing.
#17 - mattaaa
Reply +29
(06/22/2013) [-]
#28 to #17 - DeathKnight
Reply +15
(06/22/2013) [-]
#33 to #28 - sandwitchman **User deleted account**
0
has deleted their comment [-]
#30 to #28 - mattaaa
-2
has deleted their comment [-]
#20 - captnnorway
Reply +5
(06/22/2013) [-]
This isn't a real thing? right?
#25 to #20 - schneidend
Reply +6
(06/22/2013) [-]
Description says it's from The Onion, so obviously not.
#27 to #25 - captnnorway
Reply -5
(06/22/2013) [-]
I am a bit afraid that I wouldn't be suprised if it was standard issue in american cars ... What have this world got to.
#111 to #27 - atma
Reply 0
(06/23/2013) [-]
it's okay, stay chill
it's okay, stay chill
#35 to #20 - oversoul
Reply +10
(06/22/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#21 to #20 - fuckya [OP]
Reply +17
(06/22/2013) [-]
No it's to be standard feature in all cars by 2015.
#32 to #21 - paulsvk
Reply +3
(06/22/2013) [-]
Well, it would probably get most people to drive a lot more carefully.
#93 - omnomnominator
Reply +10
(06/22/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#101 - lilRican
Reply +5
(06/23/2013) [-]
Good lord what a terrible idea...   
even as a joke...    
   
someone out there.... is thinking this can actually work
Good lord what a terrible idea...
even as a joke...

someone out there.... is thinking this can actually work
#113 to #101 - dsgbiohazard
Reply 0
(06/23/2013) [-]
Why are the eyes not pointing difference ways?
#36 - Hybricide
Reply +4
(06/22/2013) [-]
Onion Movie?
#34 - oversoul
Reply +2
(06/22/2013) [-]
#9 - trolljunkusa
Reply +1
(06/22/2013) [-]
I love the onion
[ 105 comments ]
Leave a comment