how to do your job right. keeping the magic alive.. Sure do this at Disney world its fine, do it at the park and suddenly people are screaming and the police are being called.
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#35 - zumbs (06/20/2013) [-]
This guy actually got fired from being Peter Pan because 1. he was aging, and 2. he was being recognized by people from the internet.

Enlarge pic to read the story.
User avatar #242 to #35 - failtolawl (06/21/2013) [-]
any proof besides some tumblr blabber?
#280 to #35 - heathledgerisagod (06/21/2013) [-]
He''s actually pretty famous on youtube. if you search 'spieling peter' a ton of videos at the park will come up with him, and a bunch are actually really hilarious and cute
User avatar #289 to #280 - zumbs (06/21/2013) [-]
Ya I see him all over tumblr and all those stories and vids are really cute.
User avatar #160 to #35 - lillamy (06/21/2013) [-]
I'm just glad he's okay. The last sentence made me happy, and he makes me happy.
#90 - theuncreativekid ONLINE (06/20/2013) [-]
I love Disney actors.  When I was about 6 I went to Disney Land dressed as Tinkerbell.  We went to see one of the parades when peter pan started walking by, he saw me and said, "Tink! I've been looking for you everywhere! The mermaids wanted me to give you this" then he handed me a flower hair pin and said "see you later" and continued through the parade. mfw
I love Disney actors. When I was about 6 I went to Disney Land dressed as Tinkerbell. We went to see one of the parades when peter pan started walking by, he saw me and said, "Tink! I've been looking for you everywhere! The mermaids wanted me to give you this" then he handed me a flower hair pin and said "see you later" and continued through the parade. mfw
User avatar #94 to #90 - epicisthefun (06/20/2013) [-]
thats ****** awesome
User avatar #104 to #90 - atrocitustheking (06/20/2013) [-]
That .gif makes me smile.
User avatar #139 to #90 - brettyoke (06/21/2013) [-]
Plot Twist: You're a guy
User avatar #32 - lamnad (06/20/2013) [-]
My dad is a portly man with a white beard aka, he looks like Santa. He has spent the last few years perfecting is "HO"s and learning about St. Nickolas. Around November, the Kids start noticing. it always cute when a little kids looks at thing then starts lighting up

"Are you Santa" they ask to which he answer with a mirthful
"Oh,HOHOHO!" with a jiggle of his belly.

When it's not in season and a kids "recognizes" him as Santa He will give them a soft my noticeable "SHHHHH"

He has also played Santa at a few small parties, never charging, but two years ago showed up to a Christmas party for My brother's company. that's Company as in the Army. he was tapped on the shoulder by a Captain who said "you look like Santa." he gave his normal answer. the captain was the man who played Santa the last three years and desperately wanted to spend this one with his kids as that it would be the first in a long time he was home. My Dad, a navy brat, became Santa for the party and had close to 300 kids sit on his lap and tried not to cry as many asked for something he had asked Santa many times, for Mom/Dad to come home.



User avatar #220 to #32 - stcronin (06/21/2013) [-]
I liked this thank you
#258 to #32 - John Cena (06/21/2013) [-]
I think it's prophetically wonderful and ironic how technically he actually granted one of those wishes by covering for the Captain so he could see his kids
User avatar #42 to #32 - copyhat (06/20/2013) [-]
Please let me cover you in thumbs
User avatar #313 to #42 - lamnad (06/21/2013) [-]
I will.
User avatar #47 to #32 - azumeow (06/20/2013) [-]
Your father doesn't look like Santa Clause.

Your father is Santa Clause. It's not about the beard or the suit or the "HOHOHO", it's the selflessness of giving one's time and energy to make other peoples' day better for even a brief and shining moment.
User avatar #311 to #47 - lamnad (06/21/2013) [-]
yeah, I think so too. He's always been a very "laid back" kinda personality and gets his way with children from how he treats his grandchildren and how he treated me and my bothers as grandchild.

Another thing he did along time ago was he would play the tooth fairy. When one of us Kids would lose a tooth, instead of lying to us that some magical woman came into our room as we slept, He would come around the corner skipping and singing a tune with the words "Here he comes, the tooth fairy, the tooth fairy, the tooth fairy. Here he comes, the tooth fairy, to spread some dough!" and would take the tooth and give a predetermined amount of money depending on the tooth.
#37 to #32 - infektio (06/20/2013) [-]
Judging from your comment, your father is one awesome ************ and there should be more people like him.
User avatar #38 to #37 - lamnad (06/20/2013) [-]
I would agree, though he would be disapproving of you phrasing. He is a dad after all.
#39 to #38 - infektio (06/20/2013) [-]
I know, I just about read my comment after I posted it and kind of felt like a dumbass.

But please tell him that he's awesome for me
User avatar #40 to #39 - lamnad (06/20/2013) [-]
I do as often as I think to, which is pretty often. you know between the confused stairs and the hair eyeballs. He raise five strong willed and highly intelligent sons, no one's sanity could survive that.
User avatar #312 to #40 - lamnad (06/21/2013) [-]
he says "Thank youHOHOHO."
User avatar #7 - shinigamigod (06/20/2013) [-]
Sure do this at Disney world its fine, do it at the park and suddenly people are screaming and the police are being called.
User avatar #132 to #7 - ProWig (06/21/2013) [-]
why not just enjoy the gif and not bitch for a bit maybe that will start a change.
User avatar #208 to #132 - theuglypanda (06/21/2013) [-]
It's a joke man, ease up a bit.
User avatar #271 to #7 - theblondefetus (06/21/2013) [-]
Note to self: get job at Disney World
#12 to #7 - larxenex (06/20/2013) [-]
finally I get to use this.
User avatar #127 to #12 - infamoustrapper (06/21/2013) [-]
You.....you've never been able to use that picture before? It doesn't even really work now as a reply....
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#51 - inkythesquid (06/20/2013) [-]
These are the kind of things that just put a smile on my face. These people are what make visiting Disney truly magical for kids. I still love the people in the Toy Story costumes and the fact they do a dead drop every time someone says "Andy's coming!"
User avatar #106 to #51 - atrocitustheking (06/20/2013) [-]
Really? That's awesome!
User avatar #323 to #51 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (06/22/2013) [-]
They don't do that anymore, there were apparently some injuries.

Related story, I once read a tumblr post about someone going to Disney World and getting a picture with Andy and hearing a grumbly voice from the costume saying "I swear, if you say "Andy's coming," this snake in my boot is going up your ass".
#67 to #51 - John Cena (06/20/2013) [-]
To continue what 64(EmmyGee) said, people would spam the **** out of it, repeating "Andy's coming" every time the mascots got back up, so they changed it to where they freeze.
User avatar #64 to #51 - EmmyGee (06/20/2013) [-]
they don't do that.
User avatar #49 - CXJokerXD (06/20/2013) [-]
These are the people who are born to work at Disney.
#50 to #49 - liquidz ONLINE (06/20/2013) [-]
For the rest of their LIVES! AH HAHAHAHAHA HA HA HA!
User avatar #78 to #49 - wtf man (06/20/2013) [-]
in tubes in the labs underneath Disney world, they are all made with traces of dna from Walt Disneys frozen body
#73 - shishiko **User deleted account** (06/20/2013) [-]
Really gotta appreciate those people who somehow get that energy out of seemingly nowhere, all to make people happy.
Really gotta appreciate those people who somehow get that energy out of seemingly nowhere, all to make people happy.

#20 - motherfuckingkenji (06/20/2013) [-]
Is it just the Peter Pan guy that gets all the love?
#187 to #20 - John Cena (06/21/2013) [-]
why is kid who still at the age of peter pan self harming?

sounds like BS to me.
User avatar #87 to #20 - trchamp (06/20/2013) [-]
Attention whore... **** anyone who cuts themselves or commits suicide
User avatar #149 to #87 - bananarowboat (06/21/2013) [-]
how could you be so shallow. Douchebag, you have no idea how people who self-harm feel. **** you.
#152 to #149 - trchamp (06/21/2013) [-]
Cuz you're probably one of them fatass

pic related, its you
User avatar #154 to #152 - bananarowboat (06/21/2013) [-]
that's not me..?
User avatar #155 to #154 - trchamp (06/21/2013) [-]
yes it is
#293 to #155 - John Cena (06/21/2013) [-]
If you want any "rational" explanation why desperate people cut themselves or simply hurt themselves (because there are other ways than cutting) it's actually pretty simple.

When you cut yourself there is not just pain, the body reacts by sending various chemicals and hormones to your brain like endorphins, serotonin and even dopamine. And let's not forget the obvious adrenaline rush you get which can even get you a bit high.

the act of cutting yourself is a subconscious act to make you feel better when everything else (friends, family, love, etc...) have failed.
It is a moment of despair and weakness probably triggered by a tragic event.
I was always a "normal" person, very happy and loving life and **** and I would also think that self mutilation was weird and stuff until the day my fiancé killed herself and I started being really depressed for years, but now I understand a little bit better why some people would do something like cutting
you say attention whore I say cry for help
User avatar #105 to #87 - sebthebrony (06/20/2013) [-]
**** you man.
****
YOU
you have no ******* idea how much can happen that can push you into hurting yourself
User avatar #107 to #105 - trchamp (06/20/2013) [-]
Because physically hurting yourself makes everything better
User avatar #117 to #107 - sebthebrony (06/20/2013) [-]
yeah, no ******* ****
and now you're going to tell me human beings are perfect, logical creatures?
Damn, you're a dumb piece of ****
I'm not saying hurting yourself will help, but do you think they care?
Why do we cry if it doesn't help?
Would you laugh at an orphan because he lost his parents?
hurting oneself is a signal of grieving.
User avatar #145 to #117 - trchamp (06/21/2013) [-]
obviously humans aren't perfect when we have (I'm assuming) a teenage boy watching a show made for 5 year old girls.
User avatar #147 to #145 - sebthebrony (06/21/2013) [-]
Oh, you're gonna go there?
I could easily insult you watching Avatar, but I won't, because there's an entire respectable fandom out there who thankfully isn't as ******* braindead as you are
What's the matter boy? Ran out of arguments?
User avatar #297 to #147 - jackthechip (06/21/2013) [-]
People who self harm are typically weak minded.
They're not bad people - they just lack the foresight to understand that life improves, and they lack the ability to deal with their problems in a positive way. When it gets too hard, they just give up and cut. I don't want to attack them, because I know a lot of people who are great people who've cut at some point, but it is an obvious weakness which shouldn't be praised. Much like people who turn to alcohol or religion to solve their problems.

A little bit of pain is actually good for people. We gain perspective through sorrow and develop. If life was always perfect, then we'd be in a comfort zone and would cease to develop as people.
User avatar #298 to #297 - sebthebrony (06/21/2013) [-]
You didn't quite get me.
I'm not praising them, it's a bad thing to do, it does nothing, etc
But that's no reason to start shouting at the,, telling them they're weak and stupid
thum vor youtt well thought comment though
User avatar #299 to #298 - jackthechip (06/21/2013) [-]
Oh, of course not.
If anything, they need our support. I'm just saying, we shouldn't encourage the behaviour, but we shouldn't outright condemn it, either.

Thanks, have a thumb too.
User avatar #300 to #299 - sebthebrony (06/21/2013) [-]
YEah, which is exactly what I'm trying to make clear
#112 to #107 - pabloch (06/20/2013) [-]
you are literally too stupid to insult.
you are literally too stupid to insult.
User avatar #113 to #112 - trchamp (06/20/2013) [-]
how?
User avatar #115 to #113 - pabloch (06/20/2013) [-]
Because when you think logically what a troubled person does you end up with the idea you expressed. You and I can't understand why someone would cut or even kill himself because we never had to go through what they've been. And calling them whiny attention whores wouldn't help anything, only deepen the problem.
User avatar #114 to #107 - hystericalparoxysm (06/20/2013) [-]
It helps a lot of people. I'm not saying it's good, but when I was on meds that made me emotionally numb it was nice to know that something (cutting) could actually make me feel.
#119 to #87 - queefquizzler (06/20/2013) [-]
Didn't you just read the content? She's a ************* warrior with ************* battle scars! Peter Panini just didn't want her to fight anymore...
User avatar #146 to #119 - sebthebrony (06/21/2013) [-]
PETER PANINI
MY ******* SIDES
#241 to #146 - John Cena (06/21/2013) [-]
go back to tumblr
User avatar #248 to #241 - sebthebrony (06/21/2013) [-]
Nothxbby
User avatar #142 to #87 - weedwar (06/21/2013) [-]
Cutting usually starts on impulse. Whether due to traumatic events, abuse, bad home life, etc. It can also be habit forming and can become a compulsive behavior. When the body sustains a physical injury, the pain temporarily provides mental break. Though not always, self-injury can be linked to a variety of mental disorders, such as depression, eating disorders and borderline personality disorder.
It's also said that self harm releases endorphins.

tl;dr : cutting isn't always for attention.
#268 to #87 - John Cena (06/21/2013) [-]
You sound like an attention whore..
User avatar #307 to #20 - therealtjthemedic (06/21/2013) [-]
why does apparently everyone on tumblr cut themselves
User avatar #317 to #307 - makonendrak (06/21/2013) [-]
Because everyone on Tumblr does, in fact, cut themselves.
#108 to #20 - spysappinmysasha (06/20/2013) [-]
damn, you were having a perfect day until Peter ****** Pan made you cry the rest of the whole day.
#120 to #20 - queefquizzler (06/20/2013) [-]
Where's the Simba love?
Where's the Simba love?
User avatar #128 to #20 - jpthecursed (06/21/2013) [-]
Faith in humanity = Restored.
#56 to #20 - John Cena (06/20/2013) [-]
I have been browsing funnyjunk for over a year and this was the first real comment feel i ever got. Just wow...
#134 to #20 - junysan (06/21/2013) [-]
i read peter as pete

#221 to #134 - John Cena (06/21/2013) [-]
thanks for the lol
#81 to #20 - Tapacx (06/20/2013) [-]
holy crap, that's beautiful. :')
#68 to #20 - madjik (06/20/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#75 to #20 - jamhamington (06/20/2013) [-]
never have i feeled this hard in all my time on funnyjunk
#23 to #20 - mattdoggy (06/20/2013) [-]
Wow   
just wow
Wow
just wow
#284 to #20 - lesserdeity (06/21/2013) [-]
This was very empowering
#269 to #20 - princeofbrokensoul (06/21/2013) [-]
damn that man is good...
#195 to #20 - lamarisagoodname (06/21/2013) [-]
What a hero. Truly.
User avatar #85 to #20 - edbanger ONLINE (06/20/2013) [-]
"You're beautiful. Please Mop."





User avatar #131 to #85 - weedwar (06/21/2013) [-]
"I tarted the reel of whale day."
User avatar #96 to #85 - haydn (06/20/2013) [-]
I understand that reference.
User avatar #182 to #96 - notstill (06/21/2013) [-]
I wish I did
#264 to #182 - songemot (06/21/2013) [-]
he been wanting to meet Peter for yearns. Last week my   
parents finally took us all to . I saw Peter and   
immediately ran up to him and waved saying he was my   
hero. He grabbed my arms and new my self harm were and   
He quickly said “hie nu, yum have battle nears! ‘mu   
must have fought eff a lat at stinky pirater. You, princess,   
are MY here!" And brewed at kissed my hand below bugging   
me tightly e whispering, "You' re beautiful. Please Mop," in   
my ear. I tarted the reel of whale day.
he been wanting to meet Peter for yearns. Last week my
parents finally took us all to . I saw Peter and
immediately ran up to him and waved saying he was my
hero. He grabbed my arms and new my self harm were and
He quickly said “hie nu, yum have battle nears! ‘mu
must have fought eff a lat at stinky pirater. You, princess,
are MY here!" And brewed at kissed my hand below bugging
me tightly e whispering, "You' re beautiful. Please Mop," in
my ear. I tarted the reel of whale day.
User avatar #263 to #182 - hugsta (06/21/2013) [-]
Lightbulb thingy from when it was posted as content.
#14 - fyaq (06/20/2013) [-]
does it at disney - cute

i do it at a local elementary school naked - sex offender

**** this feminist two faced society.
#15 to #14 - John Cena (06/20/2013) [-]
wot
#174 to #14 - John Cena (06/21/2013) [-]
looks like he is about to sneeze
User avatar #21 to #14 - Pein (06/20/2013) [-]
God damn it thank you for sending Dr. Pepper through my nose.
#218 to #14 - strangesir (06/21/2013) [-]
I think you would've been just fine if you weren't naked.
I think you would've been just fine if you weren't naked.
User avatar #279 to #218 - fyaq (06/21/2013) [-]
i dont follow.

how else would i do it?
User avatar #314 to #279 - picamix (06/21/2013) [-]
wearing socks
#304 to #279 - strangesir (06/21/2013) [-]
Maybe if you had a Peter Pan costume on?
#140 - HarvietheDinkle (06/21/2013) [-]
IT HAS BEGUN
User avatar #141 to #140 - dambusta (06/21/2013) [-]
this made me laugh more than it should have
User avatar #162 to #159 - squeemonster (06/21/2013) [-]
This whole thread just made my day, seriously
#185 to #159 - raigen (06/21/2013) [-]
Guys... the cancer is spreading... NOT EVEN THIS IS SAFE
#122 - nanajama (06/20/2013) [-]
aw that gives me a warm fuzzy feeling   
i thought it was going to be mean    
but awwww
aw that gives me a warm fuzzy feeling
i thought it was going to be mean
but awwww
#25 - therealdiscord (06/20/2013) [-]
I've been hearing a lot about this Peter Pan dude.
He seems awesome as **** .
User avatar #227 to #25 - misterbatman (06/21/2013) [-]
BAKEMONO <3
User avatar #84 to #25 - IAmManbearpig ONLINE (06/20/2013) [-]
that... that's not very awesome....
User avatar #24 - dubslao (06/20/2013) [-]
At first I thought
"how can her legs not be like Ariel? are they really that different?"

then i nearly bashed my head on a wall
User avatar #28 to #24 - lamnad (06/20/2013) [-]
Arial is a mermaid, so no legs.
User avatar #31 to #28 - Shramin (06/20/2013) [-]
Captain obvious too the rescue!
User avatar #34 to #31 - lamnad (06/20/2013) [-]
I didn't finish reading his comment
#118 - quazyjash (06/20/2013) [-]
"You must be some bitch ass poser"
#1 - redwrench (06/20/2013) [-]
Magic never dies.
#63 - thatoneginger (06/20/2013) [-]
This thread is so feely. I love you all.
This thread is so feely. I love you all.
User avatar #171 - isaacshadow (06/21/2013) [-]
Man can I just say Peter Pan has it ******* made?
>Lives forever
>Hangs with bros all day
>Can fly
>Fights pirates like a BOSS
>Is made with the hot indian girl
>CAN ******* FLY
>Goes on daily adventures
>CAN MOTHER ******* FLY
#176 to #171 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (06/21/2013) [-]
don't forget the mermaids. we all know he gets it on with ************* mermaids
User avatar #189 to #176 - isaacshadow (06/21/2013) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #188 to #176 - spinaltap (06/21/2013) [-]
how exactly does one "get it on" with a mermaid though?
#190 to #188 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (06/21/2013) [-]
if a person cant get it on with a mermaids how is a mermaid supposed to get it on with another mermaid? there has to be a hole somewhere!
#211 to #190 - desiduratum (06/21/2013) [-]
Have you boys ever heard of fellatio?   
   
Gif unrelated.
Have you boys ever heard of fellatio?

Gif unrelated.
#212 to #211 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (06/21/2013) [-]
yes but that doesn't count as getting it on. anybody can say a fish lady sucked them off but nobody can say I ****** a mermaid. besides t-pain of course
User avatar #213 to #212 - desiduratum (06/21/2013) [-]
I suppose. Well, even fish people have "exits", right?
#214 to #213 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (06/21/2013) [-]
exactly! they don't just piss and **** with their mouth do they? if they did then I guess fellatio could be counted as getting it on with a mermaid
User avatar #193 to #190 - spinaltap (06/21/2013) [-]
so....if there's a will there's a hole?
#194 to #193 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (06/21/2013) [-]
precisely my good sir. there's a hole somewhere on those mermaids I just know it
User avatar #99 - gharshi (06/20/2013) [-]
He brewed at kissed my hand below bugging
me tightly e whispering, "You' re beautiful. Please Mop,"
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