Bearded Dragon. Destroyer of Spiders Source: Imgur. How to Train your dragon Dildo
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#4 - symphoric (06/13/2013) [-]
I have three of them, and they will indeed eat whatever moves and fits in their mouth. Sometimes even what doesn't fit in their mouth.
User avatar #31 to #4 - kirkbot (06/13/2013) [-]
like your dick?
oh no, that does fit in their mouth
User avatar #6 to #4 - frysandaburger (06/13/2013) [-]
They're not too smart... but they're ******* kawaii.
User avatar #7 to #6 - symphoric (06/13/2013) [-]
Yeah.
I have iguanas too and they are smart, but definitely not kawaii. XD
User avatar #12 to #7 - tenthdivine (06/13/2013) [-]
WHAT! Iguanas are adorable!
User avatar #14 to #12 - symphoric (06/13/2013) [-]
When they sleep. Half the time they're trying to tail whip the dogs as the dogs walk by, or pooping in their water bowl. >:c
User avatar #15 to #14 - tenthdivine (06/13/2013) [-]
I repeat, adorable xD...
#8 to #4 - thewebspinner (06/13/2013) [-]
My sister's dragon ate the electric thermometer sensor in it's tank, cost her 800$ to save the little ****** . He's awesome as **** though.
#50 to #8 - epictrains (06/13/2013) [-]
Mine goes nuts for strawberrys
User avatar #9 to #8 - symphoric (06/13/2013) [-]
That sounds about right..
User avatar #29 - Nightelfbane (06/13/2013) [-]
HE ATE SPIDERBRO!!!
#41 - lupislord (06/13/2013) [-]
All Spiders' Faces When
All Spiders' Faces When
#51 - dragontamers (06/13/2013) [-]
Australia baby!
Australia baby!
#32 - Rascal (06/13/2013) [-]
He ate ****** shrimp!
#2 - ncisagentgibbs **User deleted account** (06/13/2013) [-]
No! Not Spider-Bro....
No! Not Spider-Bro....
#5 - Rascal (06/13/2013) [-]
Somebody please edit PS4 or Sony on that dragon and XBOX one or microsoft on that spider...
#36 to #5 - nymikemet (06/13/2013) [-]
We get it, the Xbox One is bad. Please Shut Up!
We get it, the Xbox One is bad. Please Shut Up!
User avatar #40 to #5 - Voxker (06/13/2013) [-]
Anon makes a comment another comment about how bad Xbox is and PS4 is better and everyone loses their mind.
#45 to #5 - concreteballoon (06/13/2013) [-]
you poor bastard
#25 to #5 - antey (06/13/2013) [-]
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#27 to #5 - brothergrimm ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
no
no
#18 to #5 - ekiouja (06/13/2013) [-]
I dare say shut up good sir
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User avatar #49 to #39 - huntergriff ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
...it's been dead since may...
#21 to #5 - bloodyisrael (06/13/2013) [-]
hurr durr ps4>xbo
hurr durr ps4>xbo
#19 to #5 - mymiddleleg (06/13/2013) [-]
Enough is enough now its had its run
Enough is enough now its had its run
User avatar #46 - thedesignerisdead (06/13/2013) [-]
Ballsy move Mr.Dragon
#44 - markonj (06/13/2013) [-]
**** you ***** I like spiders.
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User avatar #34 - licestr ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
hey i found one of those at work today
#35 to #34 - verycoolcat (06/13/2013) [-]
They are quite valuable and sell for $80
#47 to #35 - Rascal (06/13/2013) [-]
They are 40 bucks tops, 20 when on sale. at least where i work
#43 to #34 - Rascal (06/13/2013) [-]
Where do you work?

For some reason I imagined it hiding behind a water-cooler in an office.
User avatar #53 to #43 - licestr ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
nah i found it outside next to a trash can, here in Arizona
User avatar #24 - antey (06/13/2013) [-]
wooow i need one damn it i am going to have a lizard
better to have a lizard in the house than a spider
#23 - Rascal (06/13/2013) [-]
I will now buy a bearded dragon for such emergencies
User avatar #20 - kuraithevision (06/13/2013) [-]
Look at that fearless bad ass. And if it were me, my house would be on fire right now.
User avatar #17 - magelick (06/13/2013) [-]
My big, fat female beardie is pampered like hell..
She's ******* huge, and sometimes jus' curls up against my arm and goes to sleep while I'm online. She's a lazy ass..
#16 - colintheshots (06/13/2013) [-]
I'll take three of those wonderful reptiles, please.
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