I present to you, the banana fan
But who really cares where this came from. It's a ******* fan made of bananas. Seriously, you freshen up your home with the scent of potassium and delicious dick shaped fruit with 1 easy invention. Plus you always know where you store your bananas, and everyone else. You can just place your keys so you can avoid the "Man, where the **** are my keys?". Instead, every monring will be "man, where are my ke-, oh right by the ******* BANANA FAN.". You can take one of those golden crescent 's of mouth giving orgasm with your ******* keys too. There are no downsides. Plus if you spin it backwards it'll actually reverse the aging process and keep your bananas forever fresh. It's science.