Those pathetic assholes.. .. This guy was actually incredibly angry, and he was mocking the person who touched his ear because in the play before he had tried the same bullcrap.... He wasn'


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#117 - revisandbutthead (05/25/2013) [-]
Guys stop it was serius
Guys stop it was serius
User avatar #119 to #117 - imnotlevchenko (05/25/2013) [-]
i love you
#41 - glassofmilk ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
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#66 to #41 - anon (05/25/2013) [-]
they're joking around here
#77 to #66 - senseofpurpose (05/25/2013) [-]
no **** , sherlock
they are from the same team...
#36 - fireyvoidence (05/25/2013) [-]
This guy was actually incredibly angry, and he was mocking the person who touched his ear because in the play before he had tried the same bullcrap.... He wasn't ACTUALLY trying to pass that off as an injury, he was simply mocking the other guy
User avatar #71 to #36 - trollchildxy (05/25/2013) [-]
Thanks friend! You in one statement just showed what the news does to every statement it shows on TV ever! "what part makes this guy look mooooost like a douche?"
#114 to #36 - anon (05/25/2013) [-]
Ahhhhhhh I remember playing soccer as kid everyday with my friends. And if someone pulls an obvious faker, everyone would beat the **** out of him.

Good times.
#44 to #36 - hopskotch (05/25/2013) [-]
Actually that changed the whole meaning of the gif for me, thanks
User avatar #3 - heeveejeevees (05/24/2013) [-]
Oscar worthy
#6 to #3 - greenavenger (05/24/2013) [-]
Leo's face when....
#84 to #6 - anon (05/25/2013) [-]
this is getting old,just ******* die
User avatar #116 to #84 - threeeighteen ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
Dude, the shear amount of schadenfreude that emits from these jokes is unbelievable. Until he gets his (very earned) Oscar, let us have our fun.
User avatar #121 to #116 - frankpolard (05/25/2013) [-]
#110 to #84 - anon (05/25/2013) [-]
Did he get his oscar yet?
#47 - Shmuck (05/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #91 to #47 - deescalation (05/25/2013) [-]
"Stop hitting myself"
#32 - hansenthirtysix (05/25/2013) [-]
Meanwhile in Hockey
Meanwhile in Hockey
User avatar #134 to #32 - mrbigcock (05/25/2013) [-]
That obviously isn't Canadian hockey.
User avatar #74 to #32 - spankymcgee (05/25/2013) [-]
I like how number 3 doesn't find anyone to fight with so he just kind of backs away.
#92 to #32 - stupidpancakes **User deleted account** (05/25/2013) [-]
Meanwhile in Quidditch
Meanwhile in Quidditch
User avatar #108 to #92 - cula (05/25/2013) [-]
sauce PLS
User avatar #112 to #108 - acirikis (05/25/2013) [-]
Movie is called a cabin in the woods.
User avatar #50 to #32 - ewqua (05/25/2013) [-]'s funny how football players pretend they're injured while hockey players pretend they are NOT injured...
#52 to #50 - anon (05/25/2013) [-]
I think you spelled soccer wrong.
#63 to #52 - mvtjets (05/25/2013) [-]
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#54 to #52 - ewqua (05/25/2013) [-]
You must be a footballer too, because you're quite a pussy.
Besides, it makes more sense to me - foot+ball=football; soccer=?!?!
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#143 to #54 - dieanons (05/25/2013) [-]
I respect all sports and what it takes to play them, but I just don't understand the hate on American football.
I respect all sports and what it takes to play them, but I just don't understand the hate on American football.
#1 - beggy [OP](05/24/2013) [-]
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#73 to #1 - anon (05/25/2013) [-]
the second player is black in black clothes...

didnt see him at first
User avatar #109 to #1 - winstonsexton (05/25/2013) [-]
#122 to #1 - anon (05/25/2013) [-]
Black Matrix
#28 - mkaymkay (05/25/2013) [-]
I think I know someone who should look into soccer
#53 to #28 - herpaderpasaur (05/25/2013) [-]
yeah...what a pussy
yeah...what a pussy
User avatar #33 to #28 - theblastradius (05/25/2013) [-]
I was thinking Sidney Crosby.

But yeah, that works too...
#105 - dashgamer (05/25/2013) [-]
#118 to #105 - auesis (05/25/2013) [-]
Archer thread? Archer thread.
Archer thread? Archer thread.
#81 - mystifizinski (05/25/2013) [-]
if you watch football in the lower regional leagues you see what football is.
a few years ago, my favorite club, fc sankt pauli was in the third german league, we fans were sitting on wood planks and watching our club fighting on a muddy place. st pauli beat some professional clubs like bayern munich and werder bremen, and 2 years ago, maybe the most importan victory, st pauli won the city derby against the hamburg sv with 0:1.
st pauli is a quartier in hamburg where i live. theres a strong feeling of companion ship when st pauli plays. so if someone tries to tell me, football is **** , they never really experienced what football really is.
but the exact same is possible with basketball, baseball, goddammit, even with tennis.
pic related, its the stadium of st pauli.

TL;DR: there is no superior sport, the best sport is the one you love.
User avatar #150 to #81 - christmouth (05/25/2013) [-]
St. Pauli is an awesome club.
User avatar #153 to #150 - mystifizinski (05/25/2013) [-]
yes it is. where do you come from if you know st pauli?
#154 to #153 - christmouth (05/25/2013) [-]
I'm from the Faroe Islands, but I follow German football, because I'm a Bayern Munchen fan.
User avatar #155 to #154 - mystifizinski (05/25/2013) [-]
then congrats on the champions league trophy...
User avatar #156 to #155 - christmouth (05/25/2013) [-]
Thanks man. How are St. Pauli doing now?
User avatar #157 to #156 - mystifizinski (05/25/2013) [-]
they just managed to stay in the second league...
the whole season they didnt played really good, and then in the last two matches, where they had to win to stay, they won 5:1 (!) against braunschweig and 2:1 against kaiserslautern who are both (or at least braunschweig, because kaiserslautern still has to play one game) going to play in the first league next year. sometimes i dont understand this club, but st pauli isnt famous for its good football, its famous for the fans and for the attitude ;)
User avatar #158 to #157 - christmouth (05/25/2013) [-]
Okey, good that they survived. I think that they belong in the Bundesliga, because it's such a charming and special club.
User avatar #159 to #158 - mystifizinski (05/25/2013) [-]
i think they deserve it because it would be a success for the players. but the problem with the first bundesliga is, that st pauli would have to pay a lot and they had to buy new players who are good but dont match with st pauli. like i said, st pauli is about the attitude and not about the game quality. they already selled some real sympathic players like naki and asamoah (who scored against hsv) to buy better players.
and st pauli (the district st pauli aswell) are really "in". its a district where a lot of artists live because the appartments were cheap, then the rich kids moved there because its "cool" to live there and the houses and appartment-prices went up. i dont know if my father can pay the rent any longer...
so if they get in the first bundesliga, like 2011, all the cool kids will become st pauli-fans again and the ticket prices will go up and so on...

i hope you could follow me, because i often write really chaotic and im too tired to check my text again. ;)
User avatar #160 to #159 - christmouth (05/25/2013) [-]
oh, yeah I understand. It could probably change the club from what it represents. I really like them, they have something that is more important than playing professional football, it's more of a "cult" than a club, I think its supporters and the people around the club are fantastic.
It reminds me of our own national team. Our players are carpenters, car sellers, factory workers, policemen and so on, but when the nationalteams play, they go out to play against players like Schweinsteiger, Ibrahimovic, Pirlo and so on, and they're just regular people playing against professional football players, it's not about winning but to go out there to represent our country and try to play football.
#161 to #160 - mystifizinski (05/25/2013) [-]
this sounds exactly like st pauli except the national representing
i think i will follow the faroers games a little bit more from now on.

but now we just have fabian boll, a police man, left. all the other legends are gone
even benedikt pliquett, our goalkeeper, is most likely gone after this summer. he played against hsv in 2011 and was most responsible for the victory, he grew up in st pauli and is a member of the ultra fanbase usp pic related, it is him after the derby, and i think youll recognize the flag hes kicking ;)
User avatar #162 to #161 - christmouth (05/25/2013) [-]
Hehe . we are actually going to play against Germany on 10. september.
User avatar #163 to #162 - mystifizinski (05/25/2013) [-]
nice. world cup qualification?
User avatar #164 to #163 - christmouth (05/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #165 to #164 - mystifizinski (05/25/2013) [-]
did the faroer islands ever played in a world cup?
User avatar #166 to #165 - christmouth (05/25/2013) [-]
No, we have never played in any major competition, we still brag about our first match we ever played, which was in 1989, and we won 1-0 against Austria, so we aren't too good, but we play for the game, not for the win.We had a player called Rògvi Jacobsen, he scored three or two times in two matches against italy in 2008, anf he got pretty famous because of that. I think he got a contract with a Serie C team i nItaly after that, so we take what we can get.
User avatar #167 to #166 - mystifizinski (05/25/2013) [-]
thats nice, i hope you'll have success once after all. maybe not against germany, but i hope the faroer will beat another big football team in the next time
good night.
User avatar #168 to #167 - christmouth (05/25/2013) [-]
Hehe, thanks. Goodnight to you too.
#94 to #81 - mankey (05/25/2013) [-]
Yup, best sport is the one you love.
User avatar #95 to #94 - mystifizinski (05/25/2013) [-]
what is ultimate surrender?
User avatar #100 to #95 - ydosac (05/25/2013) [-]
sounds french to me
User avatar #96 to #95 - mankey (05/25/2013) [-]
Google it, I don't feel like taking a banhammer to the accounts. lol
User avatar #97 to #96 - mystifizinski (05/25/2013) [-]
oh is this the one where naked chicks do wrestling?
User avatar #98 to #97 - mankey (05/25/2013) [-]
Well they don't *start* naked. ;)
User avatar #99 to #98 - mystifizinski (05/25/2013) [-]
oh ok. like i said, the best sport is the one you like
User avatar #101 to #99 - mankey (05/25/2013) [-]
A great sport is one everyone likes, and what's not to like? >.<
User avatar #133 to #101 - yunoknow (05/25/2013) [-]
feminists. although they're not quite people anymore
User avatar #141 to #133 - mankey (05/25/2013) [-]
Hey, it's strong women overpowering other strong women. Nothing wrong with that. ;)
User avatar #145 to #141 - yunoknow (05/25/2013) [-]
The greatest triumph for men is when we finally manipulated feminists to go against fellow females. Through underdressed sexy wrestling... we may have found the way.
User avatar #146 to #145 - mankey (05/25/2013) [-]
Yes, it must be sponsored in the Olympics as the great show of female prowess that it is! and I as a male shall humbly accept a minor DJ 4DM1N role as referee.
#7 - felixfj (05/24/2013) [-]
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#68 - sirfistalot ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
football thread?
football thread?
#127 - sexyskater (05/25/2013) [-]
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#10 - paparoachgirl (05/24/2013) [-]
Soccer only did one thing right. It created Rugby.
#40 to #10 - anon (05/25/2013) [-]

Damn americunts
#42 to #40 - anon (05/25/2013) [-]
as if that pussy sport deserves any respect to have the same name as american football
User avatar #43 to #42 - pwnagraphy (05/25/2013) [-]
I played American football in highschool. left tackle, No. 65

And then I watched a rugby game in my friends rec league. Holy **** , never have I felt like my sport was for such pussies
User avatar #58 to #42 - taintedangel (05/25/2013) [-]
Except the rugby players don't wear armor, unlike the pussy american football players.
User avatar #82 to #58 - admiralen ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
except the american football players survive and dont get crippled after two games
#107 to #82 - anon (05/25/2013) [-]
im sorry that you fatasses cant play an 80 minute game.
User avatar #147 to #107 - admiralen ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
#106 to #82 - beerholder (05/25/2013) [-]
except rugby players don't get crippled either because tackling has rules instead of being bashing nonsense.
#126 to #106 - jamalthenotnigger (05/25/2013) [-]
I prefer football to rugby (simply because it's what I know) and I agree, that football "tackling" is just one dude running at a full sprint with his head down hitting another dude doing the same.
It ruins the ******* game when they have to stop the game to make sure all the ******* are in working order
#102 to #10 - anon (05/25/2013) [-]
#152 to #13 - srvhendrix (05/25/2013) [-]
Mfw I'm still a pussy in a tough man's sport.
Mfw I'm still a pussy in a tough man's sport.
User avatar #16 to #10 - ningenpoop (05/25/2013) [-]
Rugby is so ******* beast I wish we had it here
#142 to #16 - srvhendrix (05/25/2013) [-]
I used to be good at Rugby. But only because I was smaller and faster than everyone else so I could run away easier. It was bittersweet in a sense. If anyone asked me what I did in my free time, I'd say that I'd play Rugby. They'd be all 'Oh wow, you must be pretty tough to do that.' I'd always say 'Haha, yeah. That's me' whilst crying inside.
#78 - tomliboo (05/25/2013) [-]
Meanwhile in rugby
#4 - crazyolitis (05/24/2013) [-]
Referee's FW
Referee's FW
User avatar #14 - Shramin ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
People seem to be unaware that this kind of behaviour can reap a red card and cause one to be banned from the sport for months.
User avatar #19 to #14 - Nonada ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
For whom? I know they do that to try to get the other dude carded but can the actor be carded for being a bitch?
User avatar #20 to #19 - Shramin ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
Yeah the actor can be carded for being a bitch, and banned from games
User avatar #21 to #20 - bokkos (05/25/2013) [-]
What is the official name of the penalty?
User avatar #22 to #21 - Shramin ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]

Tis recent, and some refs are harsher than others.
at any rate the ban from games is sports politics after the game.
#24 to #22 - bokkos (05/25/2013) [-]
I was hoping the card would be &quot;Being a Sissy Ass Wanker&quot;.   
The call would look like this:
I was hoping the card would be "Being a Sissy Ass Wanker".
The call would look like this:
User avatar #31 to #24 - Shramin ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
#34 to #31 - bokkos (05/25/2013) [-]
Oh god I literally wiped a tear of my face
User avatar #23 to #14 - sirhyden (05/25/2013) [-]
I've never seen that happening, also I have to watch the ******* **** , working in a bar and all that.....
User avatar #30 to #23 - Shramin ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
I've heard that statement before, the Bar one I mean.

Yeah you work at a bar but there are many leagues, the only reason I know is because of my fathers crazy love for watching the game. I bought him the collection of the World championship matches since 1908 and he started crying.

Its rare but its becoming more common now, the biggest deal is the after match repercussion for their behavior, everyone just saw you fake it, so your reputation as a player is practically dead.
#124 - christmouth (05/25/2013) [-]
Champions League final tonight, can't wait.
#18 - anon (05/25/2013) [-]
Soccer in a nutshell
User avatar #104 to #18 - zedong (05/25/2013) [-]
that is like saying criminals are the human race in a nutshell
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