diet coke assasin. Eat, Sleep , Assassinate.. theres a joke about his insane body fat and diet coke in here somewhere, i just cant find it
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#35 - samoaspider (05/23/2013) [-]
Look at that fat kid chopping down on dem calories. just look at him!
Look at that fat kid chopping down on dem calories. just look at him!
User avatar #36 to #35 - kwanzalord (05/23/2013) [-]
you win this time...
#53 to #35 - underporches (05/23/2013) [-]
No calories in Diet Coke.
No calories in Diet Coke.
User avatar #72 to #53 - mutzaki (05/23/2013) [-]
Actually, Coca-Cola Light has one calorie. Coca-Cola Zero has zero calories.
If you don't believe me, you should check next time you're able to.
#25 - fantomen (05/23/2013) [-]
I have a bunch of these to dump.
I have a bunch of these to dump.
User avatar #42 to #25 - jaggerbagger (05/23/2013) [-]
wtf whyyyyyyyy
#50 to #25 - herrstig **User deleted account** (05/23/2013) [-]
*virginity
#28 to #25 - fantomen (05/23/2013) [-]
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User avatar #37 to #28 - herebemonstars (05/23/2013) [-]
Is that Zangetsu?
#80 to #37 - John Cena (05/23/2013) [-]
I think that is Omaeda and his Gegetsuburi ...
#29 to #25 - fantomen (05/23/2013) [-]
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#62 to #25 - kingnewfag (05/23/2013) [-]
i cant be the only one
#27 to #25 - fantomen (05/23/2013) [-]
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#57 to #26 - underporches (05/23/2013) [-]
Wow, JonTron looks a hell of a lot better after losing all that weight.
Wow, JonTron looks a hell of a lot better after losing all that weight.
User avatar #100 to #57 - jontron (05/23/2013) [-]
Thanks
#31 to #25 - fantomen (05/23/2013) [-]
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#60 - holler (05/23/2013) [-]
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#4 - hypex (05/22/2013) [-]
theres a joke about his insane body fat and diet coke in here somewhere, i just cant find it
#48 to #4 - John Cena (05/23/2013) [-]
"speeeed, and weight"
-bob-
User avatar #18 to #4 - MANana (05/23/2013) [-]
he's slaying his hunger
#46 to #18 - ajroach ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
nope
User avatar #33 to #4 - symmiie (05/23/2013) [-]
Diet Coke, cutting calories since 1982
User avatar #5 to #4 - xoyv (05/22/2013) [-]
he's killing the calories?
User avatar #7 to #5 - kingpaimon (05/22/2013) [-]
cutting the carbs?
User avatar #85 to #5 - Durp (05/23/2013) [-]
But, but it's diet coke. No calories.
#88 to #85 - ohgodwaitimatheist (05/23/2013) [-]
No sugar. Diet means it doesn't have one specific ingredient so that it can be consumed by certain people, sugar in this case for diabetics. However, the sugar must find a substitute, which generally is several times worse than sugar.
User avatar #89 to #88 - Durp (05/23/2013) [-]
Plus it tastes awful.
#110 to #5 - John Cena (05/23/2013) [-]
This is why i ******* hate FJ, can't even ******* use their heads and thumb up something that doesnt make sense.
#94 to #5 - John Cena (05/23/2013) [-]
Diet Coke has no calories!
#12 - leotjynx (05/23/2013) [-]
Say what you want, it's a clean cut, which is harder to do than you think, especially on a plastic bottle.
#79 to #12 - John Cena (05/23/2013) [-]
That picture, I know it from a comic somewhere...Hes called jack right? Do you know the name of the webcomic?
User avatar #86 to #79 - leotjynx (05/23/2013) [-]
The comic is Chimneyspeak and the artists name is Jack Cayless, the midgets name is Elgie Piddlebottom.
#105 to #86 - leotjynx (05/23/2013) [-]
Seing as how this post is getting attention, I'd really like to reccomend Jack Caylesses comic to everyone. Fair warning its **** for both gore and sex, but it's REALLY good.

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Elgie is the toughest ******* midget I've ever seen.
User avatar #14 to #12 - Rignoroth (05/23/2013) [-]
plus. it must've been fun as hell. and satisfying
User avatar #20 to #12 - thecopyninja (05/23/2013) [-]
he must not be very good though, there is only one bottle you see. ive seen the mightiest of assassins lead the wild bottles into a trap where in a single blow they slaughtered at least 5, perhaps even 6
User avatar #47 - awesomestpossum (05/23/2013) [-]
I. WANTED. REGULAR!!!!! BLAAAARGHGGGLGLLHLGGHH!!!!
#81 - normanreedus (05/23/2013) [-]
seemed appropriate
#68 - rossbelfast (05/23/2013) [-]
Can someone please confirm its not the guy who plays Samwell Tarly?
User avatar #21 - jdboi (05/23/2013) [-]
"Coca-Cola! I have executed one of your drinks! I still have five of the six that I bought remaining! Meet my demands or they too will feel my wrath! You have one hour to comply."
User avatar #23 to #21 - Lundion (05/23/2013) [-]
I demand MOAR!!!
#1 - John Cena (05/22/2013) [-]
"Diet? I HATE DIET ANYTHING"
User avatar #61 - GnRNoD ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
"cutting down on soda" - Graphic description.
#39 - malakii (05/23/2013) [-]
Pretty sure this guy would shoot up a school if he could walk up a flight of stairs.
#106 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (05/23/2013) [-]
mfw   
I want to be just like him
mfw
I want to be just like him
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#74 - nadnomnomz (05/23/2013) [-]
Sauke really let himself go....
User avatar #24 - demandsgayversion (05/23/2013) [-]
They said that blade was forged with Mentos. The diet-coke slayer!
User avatar #16 - piratedgears (05/23/2013) [-]
And his virginity is still intact
User avatar #73 - tarekmig (05/23/2013) [-]
Ezio fatditore
#99 - liquidz ONLINE (05/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #56 - Rileto (05/23/2013) [-]
And that is what happens when the word diet tries to taint any of his sugary favorites.
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