Welcome to Africa, i'll be your guide.... .. I'm hosting an African themed party tonight. There'll be no food and the water will be miles away. Cheetah Animals pets funny Scary
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #2 - miscarriage
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I'm hosting an African themed party tonight.


There'll be no food and the water will be miles away.
User avatar #7 to #2 - markowuzhere
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Don't forget "Vote for Kony 2012" posters
User avatar #10 to #2 - mutzaki
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Make sure everyone leaves with HIV.
#19 to #2 - anon id: 74226f93
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Im hosting an American themed party, I'll make sure we have lots of maple syrup and Cuban cigars, and Mexican maids...
#21 to #19 - anon id: 9b832531
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Cuban cigars are illegal due to the trade embargo, and maple syrup is stereotypically Canadian.

The Mexican maid makes sense, but the rest of it doesn't.

2/10 try again
User avatar #57 to #2 - thesoundofsilence
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no food and no water but you have internet???
#73 to #2 - anon id: bc1b57d4
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And the only booze is stolen jet fuel.
#3 to #2 - pooflinger
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#4 - holler
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#12 to #4 - anon id: 139218eb
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That's how cheetah's show respect. The vehicle owners should be very honoured.
#35 to #4 - anon id: 52fa547d
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this means you are not welcome
#38 to #4 - anon id: 52fa547d
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three ***** were given
#75 to #4 - boskoisbeast
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this kills the cheetah
User avatar #36 to #4 - sacker
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So majestic.
#28 to #4 - thinkwithportals
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Man, cheetahs just don't give a single ****
Man, cheetahs just don't give a single ****
User avatar #11 to #4 - jonnyfunk
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this is the most alpha ******* thing i've ever seen in my life!
#6 - stijnverheye
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0/10

****** guide
#56 to #6 - anon id: 79298cbb
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Those look like Crocs.,....he deserved it.
#33 - leuser
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The mighty nature...
The mighty nature...
User avatar #39 to #33 - BenniEGHR
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my sides
User avatar #63 to #33 - eattacos
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Wow.. He might actually ma- nope.
User avatar #40 to #33 - atrocitustheking
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Ha ha ha, oh wow.
#5 - skinstiches
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(05/22/2013) [-]
Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ.
#8 - mrloki
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**mrloki rolled a random image posted in comment #465 at Metal - Europe VS USA ** she looks thin (I'm pretty sure it's a she) someone should give her an arm or leg !
#32 - yodaddysofat
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#23 - tastycrisps
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Cheetah are quite docile and shy. For wild animals, they make great pets.   
   
Also they'll only go after you if you run.
Cheetah are quite docile and shy. For wild animals, they make great pets.

Also they'll only go after you if you run.
#24 to #23 - teenytinyspider
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What about the cheetah that attacked a woman and mauled her?
User avatar #67 to #24 - HOLYCARP
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she was probbaly a dumb bitch and tryed to run.

>implying implications


>implying rape
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User avatar #25 to #24 - tastycrisps
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first of all: source please.
second: you can't just ******* pick up a wild cheetah and think it will be a house pet
#26 to #25 - teenytinyspider
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www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2139442/Violet-DMello-mauled-tame-cheeta hs-holiday-safari-park.html

These were "tame" cheetah.
User avatar #29 to #26 - tastycrisps
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Yeah, good argument, but several issues.

The cheetahs were exposed to total strangers regularly. Even goats in petting zoos can get pretty violent. Domestic horses have gone ******* for no apparent reason and trampled their riders.

"For wild animals, they make great pets." They're still ******* wild praetors and unpredictable. A 40-160 pound cheetah is still better than a 500 pound lion.
User avatar #41 to #29 - aznfanta
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Cheetahs are shy and could be pets if you have a dog since the dogs make the cheetah feel more safe.
#79 to #41 - teenytinyspider
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Thing is, a long, long time ago, Cheetah were actually being domesticated. I think they were more popular than tigers, but don't quote me on it. Many emperors and kings had cheetahs as pets and I think people also used them to hunt. I wonder why they stopped, but I imagine this is the reason they are the most docile of the big cats, because they do have SOME domestication in them still.
#78 to #29 - teenytinyspider
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Yes, I would like sources please.
User avatar #72 to #29 - katzenmeister
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If you're going to ask for sources, give them in turn.
#9 - beerterror
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I won't trust him a bit, must be a damned cheetah