DO U EVEN LIFT?. Lizard do push-ups to show predators they are fit and cannot catch them.. meh
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#121 to #46 - Jaernel (05/20/2013) [-]
SPONGEBOB LIFTPANTS!
SPONGEBOB LIFTPANTS!
#186 to #137 - anakx (05/20/2013) [-]
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User avatar #144 to #137 - sepheroth (05/20/2013) [-]
Sea sponges don't have bones!
User avatar #151 to #144 - tuckthisphit (05/20/2013) [-]
Sea sponges also dont talk,drink,walk,cook burgers or have any other jobs and dont live in a pineapple.
User avatar #153 to #151 - sepheroth (05/20/2013) [-]
But, unlike the average Funnyjunk user, sea sponges usually know when someone is cracking a lame joke, and they don't respond seriously to them.
User avatar #154 to #153 - tuckthisphit (05/20/2013) [-]
If that was a joke,it was pretty stupid.
User avatar #156 to #154 - sepheroth (05/20/2013) [-]
Key words, "lame joke"
#5 - holler (05/19/2013) [-]
#4 - kingsombra (05/19/2013) [-]
This is how you do push-ups
This is how you do push-ups
#128 to #4 - anon (05/20/2013) [-]
alpha as ****
User avatar #55 to #4 - rplix (05/19/2013) [-]
How the **** ?

Do you have a source? That's badass.
#47 - luiselvergas (05/19/2013) [-]
its funny cuz push ups in spanish are called lagartijas which literally mean lizards   
dat twist    
Reptile related
its funny cuz push ups in spanish are called lagartijas which literally mean lizards
dat twist
Reptile related
#81 - dumbandyoung (05/20/2013) [-]
I love Bearded Dragons in particular.
I love Bearded Dragons in particular.
#115 - lindiihop (05/20/2013) [-]
Why, yes.  As a matter of fact, I do lift.
Why, yes. As a matter of fact, I do lift.
#146 - gustaviaable (05/20/2013) [-]
**gustaviaable rolled user twi **
**gustaviaable rolled user twi **
User avatar #161 to #146 - bitchplzzz (05/20/2013) [-]
HI, TWI
User avatar #162 to #161 - twi (05/20/2013) [-]
hi
#139 - heterosexual (05/20/2013) [-]
>be walking goat
>had to stop for a second to do something, tie goat to fence
>see a ******* lizard sneak up behind goat
>starts its little lizard pushups even though i'm much taller
>he looks like he's saying 'bitch fite me 1v1 faggot" with that smug look on his face
>take a step toward it and it scuttles back like a foot
>he starts with the pushups again
>i stare at him for around two minutes
>pretty sure he's insulting me in every way he knows how, i just know it
>i take another step
>he goes to the fence and just sits there
>again he starts doing pushups
>i'm there staring at a lizard doing pushups that's probably insulting me for around two minutes until he stops
the probably 10 or so people most likely wondered what the **** i was doing staring at a fence with my head down
User avatar #142 to #139 - sepheroth (05/20/2013) [-]
Pics of your goat or it never happened
#149 to #142 - heterosexual (05/20/2013) [-]
This is from a month or so ago
He won first place in market class yesterday
User avatar #150 to #149 - sepheroth (05/20/2013) [-]
FFA?
#152 to #150 - heterosexual (05/20/2013) [-]
Yeah
Pretty interesting
User avatar #155 to #152 - sepheroth (05/20/2013) [-]
I had a few friends in it in High School. So, are you given the option to eat your goat at the end? Because One of my friends named her pig Kevin, and apparently Kevin Bacon was awesome!
#157 to #155 - heterosexual (05/20/2013) [-]
Last year I sold two as pets, this year I'm most likely selling as meat. I suppose you could always not sell your animal and eat it yourself if you'd like, or your parents could buy it. Most people want to earn the money they put into the animal and just sell them.
And I see what you did there
User avatar #158 to #157 - sepheroth (05/20/2013) [-]
Actually, I didn't do that right there, she did, it was awesome!
But yeah, her parents bought it. People buy goats as pets?
#159 to #158 - heterosexual (05/20/2013) [-]
Well, I see what she did there then. No one here raising a pig thought of that.
Yeah, people buy goats as lawn mowers and such. You could put a few goats in a large enclosed yard and they'll eat any plants/weeds that grow. Typically smaller goats like Pygmy and Dwarf Nigerians are more common since they can also be indoors.
#42 - grimmwaters (05/19/2013) [-]
Well, I don't wanna brag but..

Occasionally I may sometimes lift.
#19 - Znoflats (05/19/2013) [-]
Got to stay fit when you're dovahkiin
#41 to #19 - protectorofwings (05/19/2013) [-]
hellz ya *********** argonians!
#141 - maebarakeichi (05/20/2013) [-]
I also do push ups myself
I also do push ups myself
User avatar #173 to #141 - Mesmus (05/20/2013) [-]
What are you, bionic?
#85 - homelessgus (05/20/2013) [-]
those little bastards are everywhere here in florida. they even have these neato throat boners.
User avatar #140 to #85 - brothergrimm (05/20/2013) [-]
and the bigger ones have one **** of a vicious bite....... make cool earrings though
User avatar #90 to #85 - malhaloc (05/20/2013) [-]
my mom hates them for that
#94 to #90 - homelessgus (05/20/2013) [-]
these ones are a little less common but i think are much smarter than the above ones. once you catch them they typically chill out on your hand and just look at you. the other ones just take off when you get anywhere near them. i'm a nature guy so i find stuff like this interesting. i have been catching them since i was little
#102 to #94 - imonaboatman (05/20/2013) [-]
That's a Green Anole. I used to have one as a pet. They're chill as **** .
User avatar #95 to #94 - malhaloc (05/20/2013) [-]
i used to do that as a kid lol they're actually really common where i live.
User avatar #96 to #95 - malhaloc (05/20/2013) [-]
im a nature guy too...well i find animals interesting. i hate actually being outside. too hot. i hate florida.
User avatar #98 to #96 - homelessgus (05/20/2013) [-]
yeah the first brown ones outnumber the greens by like ten to one where i am. either that or just hide better. where at in florida? i'm in tampa
User avatar #99 to #98 - malhaloc (05/20/2013) [-]
Niceville, just 3 miles North of Destin.
User avatar #103 to #99 - homelessgus (05/20/2013) [-]
oh you're way up north. i havent done much traveling around.
User avatar #104 to #103 - malhaloc (05/20/2013) [-]
im going even further north in august. bronyCon 2013 in Baltimore.
User avatar #106 to #104 - homelessgus (05/20/2013) [-]
dang thats a ways to go for that. for me anyway. have fun
User avatar #108 to #106 - malhaloc (05/20/2013) [-]
planning to. 2 day road trip with 2 of my friends. 4 days round trip. plus the 3 days there with the finest community i've seen in a long while. i can't wait!
User avatar #114 to #108 - homelessgus (05/20/2013) [-]
i'm too tied down with work and school to go anywhere fun besides a week in tennessee to see my brother and step dad. besides, i only have one brony friend anyways
User avatar #118 to #114 - malhaloc (05/20/2013) [-]
Sucks about your schedule. But at least you're doing something. Me? I've got work and then I come home and stay on the computer all day. And at least you got that one friend right? Better than being the only one like a lot of people.
User avatar #122 to #118 - homelessgus (05/20/2013) [-]
that friend lives in tennesse along with all my other friends. havent made any new ones since i moved. night classes are a bunch of older people so i have slim pickings to begin with. now that ive been out for a while i really appreciate how easy it was in high school to make friends. so my average week is work-school-xbox-and FJ.
User avatar #125 to #122 - malhaloc (05/20/2013) [-]
ah...that really sucks man
User avatar #126 to #125 - homelessgus (05/20/2013) [-]
its all good. i talk to most of them on xbox every other day. plus my hobbies arent exactly good ways to meet people. fishing, camping, kayaking, mountain bike, etc...
User avatar #117 to #98 - girlygirlygirl (05/20/2013) [-]
aren't brown ones girls? we have the green ones like crazy in SC
User avatar #119 to #117 - homelessgus (05/20/2013) [-]
the green one is called a green anole, (they can turn brown though). the other is called a brown anole. the males are bigger and tougher looking than the females.
User avatar #120 to #119 - girlygirlygirl (05/20/2013) [-]
oh.. okay! I feel dumb now.. that's what weve always been taught... thanks!!
User avatar #136 to #120 - hammarhead (05/20/2013) [-]
The brown ones are really native to some carribean islands, but were introduced in florida as pesticidal predators for farmers in south florida. unfortunately, they're not as cool as the green anole.
User avatar #123 to #120 - homelessgus (05/20/2013) [-]
no problem . stupid emoticons
User avatar #135 to #94 - hammarhead (05/20/2013) [-]
spent practically my whole life catching the above two, green and brown anoles. The green are actually native, and unforunately are being slightly outcompeted. I could tell you practically anything about these anoles at this point. they're quite amazing. : )
#93 to #85 - mondprinzessin ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
neato throat boners   
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#45 - SuperSixONE (05/19/2013) [-]
Bitch, please.
Bitch, please.
#20 - evilbilbo (05/19/2013) [-]
I have made it to the second page. Never have I felt so proud of myself.
#21 to #20 - waffies (05/19/2013) [-]
only 9 hours in, you're on a roll!
only 9 hours in, you're on a roll!
#23 to #21 - evilbilbo (05/19/2013) [-]
These big numbers make me happy.
These big numbers make me happy.
User avatar #196 to #21 - evilbilbo (05/20/2013) [-]
It seems it got a lot farther than I thought it would.
#15 - jedisquirrel (05/19/2013) [-]
yes I 			*******		 lift
yes I ******* lift
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