Basically how it feels to be a man. . Basically how it feels to be a man
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#7 - Cleavland Steamer
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(05/15/2013) [-]
#18 to #7 - donutcaptin
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(05/15/2013) [-]
hahahah my dad always say "still kicking" at restaurants

#42 to #18 - omnipotentsoap
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(05/16/2013) [-]
mine used to say knock its horns off, wipe its ass and throw it on my plate
#143 to #42 - masterboll
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(05/16/2013) [-]
i like your dad
#288 to #143 - anon
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ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#320 to #288 - masterboll
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#13 - royoten
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(05/15/2013) [-]
A REAL man has a beard.
A REAL man has a beard.
#96 to #13 - nexcell
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(05/16/2013) [-]
thats cool, a bearded man has no job
#109 to #13 - anon
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(05/16/2013) [-]
George Washington didn't have a beard.
#257 to #109 - anon
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I can come up with SO many more manly and charismatic men than Washington, that dude was a pussy.
#116 to #13 - mrhotwings
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(05/16/2013) [-]
There is this senior in my high school that has a magnificent beard.... he is going places.
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#305 to #13 - anon
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#329 to #13 - anon
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(05/17/2013) [-]
Sadly, unlike my uncles who have 5 o'clock shadow 10 minutes after shaving, I can't grow a beard worth a damn.
#117 to #13 - burningsmurfs
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(05/16/2013) [-]
I see so many people say this and I love having a beard and I can grow one so fast and nice without any bald patches. But whenever I have a job interview they ask if I can shave and I just wonder why? What does it even have to do with the job? I mean, I have worked in kitchens that even allowed beards if you wore a facenet and sometimes even without that. Same if you like your hair longer or something else that doesn't matter like that. Sorry for the mini rant but I've been feeling the wrath of the beard oppressors a lot lately.
#26 to #13 - cheesymondo
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(05/15/2013) [-]
this is a dig on advertising.
women: fix yourself, you're ugly, you're leaking and you children's clothes are filthy.
men: shave and drink beer, because you're already perfect.
#134 to #13 - babuger
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(05/16/2013) [-]
There is a word for people without beards...women
There is a word for people without beards...women
#256 to #134 - anon
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(05/16/2013) [-]
Wow, so basicly the war on terror is western women against middle-eastern men.
#20 to #13 - holler
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#66 to #20 - kandazz
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#8 - thepastryistrue
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(05/15/2013) [-]
He takes his sip like a little girl.
#32 to #8 - anon
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(05/16/2013) [-]
hes not really a man, just a douche who wants to be a man, that's why he sips beer.
#31 to #8 - usernameluisdjlols
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(05/16/2013) [-]
he DID just finish shaving
#47 to #31 - funkyrednipples
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(05/16/2013) [-]
And?
#40 - chulaksaviour
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(05/16/2013) [-]
mfw  I don't find a chilled alcoholic beverage in my bathroom
mfw I don't find a chilled alcoholic beverage in my bathroom
#51 to #40 - badgerbaiting
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(05/16/2013) [-]
I woke up after a night out to find my whiskey had vanished. I had a look about, asked my flat mates if they'd seen it but to no avail. A month later I found it in the toilet cistern. I feel conflicted as to whether this was idiocy or genius storage on my part.
#55 to #51 - chulaksaviour
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(05/16/2013) [-]
yfw realization
yfw realization
#81 - dragontamers
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(05/16/2013) [-]
I'm allergic to alcohol.
I'm allergic to alcohol.
#312 to #81 - jarofdirt
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#137 to #81 - laserkirby
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#267 to #137 - cakefaceify
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(05/16/2013) [-]
Source plox?
#272 to #267 - bookyle
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(05/16/2013) [-]
chrono crusade
#273 to #272 - cakefaceify
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(05/16/2013) [-]
Cheers bud, thumb for you.
#275 to #273 - bookyle
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(05/16/2013) [-]
lol took me so god damned long to find the sauce for that, since I see that image used all the time
#297 to #275 - notstill ONLINE
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(05/16/2013) [-]
I know how you feel dude, I spent over an hour of searching and couldn't find it so you're a real life saver


Now I know what to tell people when they ask the same thing.
#111 to #81 - merloxbeard
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(05/16/2013) [-]
"allergic to alcohol"
"allergic to alcohol"

#154 to #81 - anon
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(05/16/2013) [-]
R.I.P in peaches nevr forget
#169 to #81 - junahi ONLINE
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(05/16/2013) [-]
I actually can't drink beer, always had to drink ciders.
#232 to #169 - anon
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(05/16/2013) [-]
OP?
#263 to #232 - anon
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(05/16/2013) [-]
yes, or grain allergy.
#188 to #81 - anon
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(05/16/2013) [-]
Yeah, me too. Wen I drink alot of alcohol I get very dizzy and the next day my head hurts very bad.
#217 to #188 - xXScrappyJrXx
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#260 to #81 - anon
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(05/16/2013) [-]
I'm gonna call ******** on that one, it's VERY rare to have and allergy to the ethanol itself, you're probably allergic to grains, potatoes, grapes or something like that.
#94 to #81 - scooba
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(05/16/2013) [-]
You're not missing anything. Grab a joint and spark up.
#108 to #94 - DoktorHax
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(05/16/2013) [-]
hes missing out on the cross-fading.
#159 to #94 - anon
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(05/16/2013) [-]
^^
#104 to #81 - SILENCEnight
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(05/16/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at wtf? ** sucks to be you bro...
#207 to #104 - teranin ONLINE
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(05/16/2013) [-]
*Takes rolled picture for use later*   
   
Thanks, Silencenight
*Takes rolled picture for use later*

Thanks, Silencenight
#193 to #104 - anon
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(05/16/2013) [-]
awwww yea ************ attack on titan
awwww yea ************ attack on titan
#177 to #104 - kulapik
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(05/16/2013) [-]
completely related image.
#118 to #81 - leagetshitpack
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Comment Picture
#136 to #81 - maddboiy
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Comment Picture
#182 to #81 - kiermatv
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(05/16/2013) [-]
You mean that can happen!
#125 to #81 - beerterror
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(05/16/2013) [-]
Im utterly terrified, this could happen to anybody
Im utterly terrified, this could happen to anybody
#280 to #81 - fosforgasxiii
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(05/16/2013) [-]
I feel your pain.
#268 to #81 - cakefaceify
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(05/16/2013) [-]
Source of the anime? :0
#274 to #268 - bookyle
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(05/16/2013) [-]
bakemonogatari
#276 to #274 - cakefaceify
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(05/16/2013) [-]
You again.....
#277 to #276 - bookyle
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(05/16/2013) [-]
lol, happy to help
#93 to #81 - thegamerslife
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(05/16/2013) [-]
same here. found out after a few days of drinking and went to the ER puking a little blood up, felt like i was gonna die.
#264 to #93 - anon
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(05/16/2013) [-]
You're probably not telling the truth either, being allergic to ethanol is almost like having small pox these days, try switching to potato vodka, will probably help.
#319 to #264 - thegamerslife
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(05/16/2013) [-]
My mom and one of my older siblings are also this way, but you think whatever you want anon.
#194 to #81 - anon
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(05/16/2013) [-]
What the *****. Well, at least Marijuana is getting more and more accepted.
What the *****. Well, at least Marijuana is getting more and more accepted.
#82 to #81 - alcohol
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(05/16/2013) [-]
How?
#84 to #82 - dragontamers
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(05/16/2013) [-]
I get cramps and rashes whenever I have it
#86 to #84 - alcohol
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(05/16/2013) [-]
What part are you allergic to?
#87 to #86 - dragontamers
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(05/16/2013) [-]
Wait...is this a play on words?
#88 to #87 - alcohol
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(05/16/2013) [-]
Im sorry if im confusing. Im drunk.
#106 to #88 - goergesstpierre ONLINE
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(05/16/2013) [-]
Go home alcohol you're drunk!!!
#90 to #88 - shinyarmor
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(05/16/2013) [-]
no, you are drink. gimmie
#229 to #88 - pwoneill
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(05/16/2013) [-]
the commenter is an alcohol
#178 to #81 - anon
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(05/16/2013) [-]
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT
#155 to #81 - thedutchs
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(05/16/2013) [-]
Forever a designated driver..

At least you can do drugs?
#161 to #81 - anon
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(05/16/2013) [-]
That's impossible. BITCH! Every cell produces alcohol(ethanol) when you do ethanol fermentation. Yo
#89 to #81 - thelastamerican
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(05/16/2013) [-]
Oh wow, I just. I don't even. I'm so sorry.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4
#259 to #81 - rihardololz
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(05/16/2013) [-]
best for the health is not using it
best for the health is not using it
#233 to #81 - garymotherfingoak
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(05/16/2013) [-]
that stuff tastes like **** anyway
#100 to #81 - goergesstpierre ONLINE
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#85 - golbot
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#114 - Schwarzenegger
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(05/16/2013) [-]
How it feels to have a beard
How it feels to have a beard
#61 - annaisocoolike
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(05/16/2013) [-]
basically how it feels to be a woman
basically how it feels to be a woman
#1 - toastking
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(05/15/2013) [-]
he grabs with right hand, but beer is in left hand? wat
#16 to #1 - baaltomekk
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(05/15/2013) [-]
It's a mirror duh
It's a mirror duh
#39 to #1 - anon
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(05/16/2013) [-]
he switched it over quick so he could shut the cabinet with his right hand.
#3 to #1 - sepheroth
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(05/15/2013) [-]
It's definitely impossible to switch which hand it's in
#9 to #3 - anon
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(05/15/2013) [-]
Either you have never tried....or you are a woman....
#10 to #9 - sepheroth
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(05/15/2013) [-]
I can't tell if you noticed my sarcasm or where you're going with this.
#5 to #1 - kingsombra
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(05/15/2013) [-]
Yeah man. What wizardry is it that can make something go from one hand to another?
#121 - pineapplechunkss
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(05/16/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#162 to #121 - keeluall
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(05/16/2013) [-]
THEY ARE SYNCED