Basically how it feels to be a man. .
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#114 - Schwarzenegger (05/16/2013) [-]
How it feels to have a beard
How it feels to have a beard
#85 - golbot (05/16/2013) [-]
#40 - chulaksaviour (05/16/2013) [-]
mfw  I don't find a chilled alcoholic beverage in my bathroom
mfw I don't find a chilled alcoholic beverage in my bathroom
User avatar #51 to #40 - badgerbaiting (05/16/2013) [-]
I woke up after a night out to find my whiskey had vanished. I had a look about, asked my flat mates if they'd seen it but to no avail. A month later I found it in the toilet cistern. I feel conflicted as to whether this was idiocy or genius storage on my part.
#55 to #51 - chulaksaviour (05/16/2013) [-]
yfw realization
yfw realization
User avatar #8 - thepastryistrue (05/15/2013) [-]
He takes his sip like a little girl.
#32 to #8 - anon (05/16/2013) [-]
hes not really a man, just a douche who wants to be a man, that's why he sips beer.
User avatar #31 to #8 - usernameluisdjlols (05/16/2013) [-]
he DID just finish shaving
User avatar #47 to #31 - funkyrednipples (05/16/2013) [-]
And?
#18 to #7 - donutcaptin (05/15/2013) [-]
hahahah my dad always say "still kicking" at restaurants

#42 to #18 - omnipotentsoap (05/16/2013) [-]
mine used to say knock its horns off, wipe its ass and throw it on my plate
#143 to #42 - masterboll (05/16/2013) [-]
i like your dad
#288 to #143 - anon (05/16/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#81 - dragontamers (05/16/2013) [-]
I'm allergic to alcohol.
I'm allergic to alcohol.
#194 to #81 - anon (05/16/2013) [-]
What the 			*****		. Well, at least Marijuana is getting more and more accepted.
What the ***** . Well, at least Marijuana is getting more and more accepted.
User avatar #233 to #81 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
that stuff tastes like **** anyway
#161 to #81 - anon (05/16/2013) [-]
That's impossible. BITCH! Every cell produces alcohol(ethanol) when you do ethanol fermentation. Yo
#178 to #81 - anon (05/16/2013) [-]
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT
#260 to #81 - anon (05/16/2013) [-]
I'm gonna call ******** on that one, it's VERY rare to have and allergy to the ethanol itself, you're probably allergic to grains, potatoes, grapes or something like that.
User avatar #280 to #81 - fosforgasxiii (05/16/2013) [-]
I feel your pain.
#118 to #81 - leagetshitpack ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #93 to #81 - thegamerslife (05/16/2013) [-]
same here. found out after a few days of drinking and went to the ER puking a little blood up, felt like i was gonna die.
#264 to #93 - anon (05/16/2013) [-]
You're probably not telling the truth either, being allergic to ethanol is almost like having small pox these days, try switching to potato vodka, will probably help.
User avatar #319 to #264 - thegamerslife (05/16/2013) [-]
My mom and one of my older siblings are also this way, but you think whatever you want anon.
#136 to #81 - maddboiy (05/16/2013) [-]
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#182 to #81 - kiermatv (05/16/2013) [-]
You mean that can happen!
#111 to #81 - merloxbeard (05/16/2013) [-]
"allergic to alcohol"
"allergic to alcohol"

#125 to #81 - beerterror (05/16/2013) [-]
Im utterly terrified, this could happen to anybody
Im utterly terrified, this could happen to anybody
User avatar #267 to #137 - cakefaceify (05/16/2013) [-]
Source plox?
User avatar #272 to #267 - bookyle (05/16/2013) [-]
chrono crusade
User avatar #273 to #272 - cakefaceify (05/16/2013) [-]
Cheers bud, thumb for you.
User avatar #275 to #273 - bookyle (05/16/2013) [-]
lol took me so god damned long to find the sauce for that, since I see that image used all the time
User avatar #297 to #275 - notstill (05/16/2013) [-]
I know how you feel dude, I spent over an hour of searching and couldn't find it so you're a real life saver


Now I know what to tell people when they ask the same thing.
User avatar #82 to #81 - alcohol (05/16/2013) [-]
How?
User avatar #84 to #82 - dragontamers (05/16/2013) [-]
I get cramps and rashes whenever I have it
User avatar #86 to #84 - alcohol (05/16/2013) [-]
What part are you allergic to?
User avatar #87 to #86 - dragontamers (05/16/2013) [-]
Wait...is this a play on words?
User avatar #88 to #87 - alcohol (05/16/2013) [-]
Im sorry if im confusing. Im drunk.
User avatar #106 to #88 - goergesstpierre ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
Go home alcohol you're drunk!!!
User avatar #90 to #88 - shinyarmor (05/16/2013) [-]
no, you are drink. gimmie
User avatar #229 to #88 - pwoneill (05/16/2013) [-]
the commenter is an alcohol
User avatar #268 to #81 - cakefaceify (05/16/2013) [-]
Source of the anime? :0
User avatar #274 to #268 - bookyle (05/16/2013) [-]
bakemonogatari
User avatar #276 to #274 - cakefaceify (05/16/2013) [-]
You again.....
User avatar #277 to #276 - bookyle (05/16/2013) [-]
lol, happy to help
User avatar #155 to #81 - thedutchs ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
Forever a designated driver..

At least you can do drugs?
#259 to #81 - rihardololz (05/16/2013) [-]
best for the health is not using it
best for the health is not using it
#104 to #81 - SILENCEnight (05/16/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at wtf? ** sucks to be you bro...
#207 to #104 - teranin (05/16/2013) [-]
*Takes rolled picture for use later*   
   
Thanks, Silencenight
*Takes rolled picture for use later*

Thanks, Silencenight
#193 to #104 - anon (05/16/2013) [-]
awwww yea 			************		 attack on titan
awwww yea ************ attack on titan
#177 to #104 - kulapik (05/16/2013) [-]
completely related image.
#169 to #81 - junahi (05/16/2013) [-]
I actually can't drink beer, always had to drink ciders.
#232 to #169 - anon (05/16/2013) [-]
OP?
#263 to #232 - anon (05/16/2013) [-]
yes, or grain allergy.
User avatar #89 to #81 - thelastamerican (05/16/2013) [-]
Oh wow, I just. I don't even. I'm so sorry.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4
#154 to #81 - anon (05/16/2013) [-]
R.I.P in peaches nevr forget
User avatar #94 to #81 - scooba (05/16/2013) [-]
You're not missing anything. Grab a joint and spark up.
User avatar #108 to #94 - DoktorHax (05/16/2013) [-]
hes missing out on the cross-fading.
#159 to #94 - anon (05/16/2013) [-]
^^
#188 to #81 - anon (05/16/2013) [-]
Yeah, me too. Wen I drink alot of alcohol I get very dizzy and the next day my head hurts very bad.
#175 - ykaliber (05/16/2013) [-]
Don't forget closing doors with your dick. Nothing makes you feel more of a man then slamming a door shut with a raging boner...
Don't forget closing doors with your dick. Nothing makes you feel more of a man then slamming a door shut with a raging boner...
#13 - royoten (05/15/2013) [-]
A REAL man has a beard.
A REAL man has a beard.
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#305 to #13 - anon (05/16/2013) [-]
#329 to #13 - anon (05/17/2013) [-]
Sadly, unlike my uncles who have 5 o'clock shadow 10 minutes after shaving, I can't grow a beard worth a damn.
User avatar #96 to #13 - nexcell (05/16/2013) [-]
thats cool, a bearded man has no job
User avatar #116 to #13 - mrhotwings (05/16/2013) [-]
There is this senior in my high school that has a magnificent beard.... he is going places.
#109 to #13 - anon (05/16/2013) [-]
George Washington didn't have a beard.
#257 to #109 - anon (05/16/2013) [-]
I can come up with SO many more manly and charismatic men than Washington, that dude was a pussy.
User avatar #117 to #13 - burningsmurfs (05/16/2013) [-]
I see so many people say this and I love having a beard and I can grow one so fast and nice without any bald patches. But whenever I have a job interview they ask if I can shave and I just wonder why? What does it even have to do with the job? I mean, I have worked in kitchens that even allowed beards if you wore a facenet and sometimes even without that. Same if you like your hair longer or something else that doesn't matter like that. Sorry for the mini rant but I've been feeling the wrath of the beard oppressors a lot lately.
User avatar #26 to #13 - cheesymondo (05/15/2013) [-]
this is a dig on advertising.
women: fix yourself, you're ugly, you're leaking and you children's clothes are filthy.
men: shave and drink beer, because you're already perfect.
#134 to #13 - babuger (05/16/2013) [-]
There is a word for people without beards...women
There is a word for people without beards...women
#256 to #134 - anon (05/16/2013) [-]
Wow, so basicly the war on terror is western women against middle-eastern men.
#61 - annaisocoolike (05/16/2013) [-]
basically how it feels to be a woman
basically how it feels to be a woman
#1 - toastking (05/15/2013) [-]
he grabs with right hand, but beer is in left hand? wat
#39 to #1 - anon (05/16/2013) [-]
he switched it over quick so he could shut the cabinet with his right hand.
#16 to #1 - baaltomekk (05/15/2013) [-]
It's a mirror duh
It's a mirror duh
User avatar #3 to #1 - sepheroth (05/15/2013) [-]
It's definitely impossible to switch which hand it's in
#9 to #3 - anon (05/15/2013) [-]
Either you have never tried....or you are a woman....
User avatar #10 to #9 - sepheroth (05/15/2013) [-]
I can't tell if you noticed my sarcasm or where you're going with this.
User avatar #5 to #1 - kingsombra (05/15/2013) [-]
Yeah man. What wizardry is it that can make something go from one hand to another?
#121 - pineapplechunkss (05/16/2013) [-]
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#162 to #121 - keeluall (05/16/2013) [-]
THEY ARE SYNCED
#198 - pyromanen (05/16/2013) [-]
It's all fun and games, until you realize your roomie left his urine-sample in the cupboard.

Pic related.
#124 - onomatopenis (05/16/2013) [-]
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#185 - evilhomer ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
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#186 to #185 - evilhomer ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
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#65 - rakaka ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #48 - fukkentyranitar (05/16/2013) [-]
I bet that was a glass of hot piss.
#151 - chupiter (05/16/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=85HT4Om6JT4

Here is source if anyone want.
#135 - sexpresso ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
Oh Robert Webb, how under rated you are.
Oh Robert Webb, how under rated you are.
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