when my girlfriend isn't in the mood. .. the older girl is touching the hotdog as if she's expecting it to start moving or something. and the other one is like "what in the am i holding?"
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User avatar #5 - Silver Quantum ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
the older girl is touching the hotdog as if she's expecting it to start moving or something. and the other one is like "what in the **** am i holding?"
User avatar #89 to #5 - rplix (05/13/2013) [-]
Thanks for the commentary.
User avatar #9 to #5 - derkarus (05/13/2013) [-]
Sounds about right to me.
User avatar #31 to #5 - gnillort (05/13/2013) [-]
thanks for explaining the .gif, dude.
User avatar #113 to #31 - Silver Quantum ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
you're welcome
#3 - anon (05/13/2013) [-]
At least she is still touching it...
#16 - TopDawg (05/13/2013) [-]
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#6 - probrem ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
Well you can't really expect 12 year olds to just know what to do.
User avatar #25 to #6 - cannibalhannibal (05/13/2013) [-]
Pedobear begs to differ
User avatar #86 to #6 - toddingram (05/13/2013) [-]
Are you kidding? nowadays these kids start at like 11. I mean how sad is that.
User avatar #76 to #6 - hemming (05/13/2013) [-]
Todays generation probably do..
#2 - potatophucker (05/12/2013) [-]
It's better than nothing, OP
It's better than nothing, OP
#15 - SirTrollsAlot (05/13/2013) [-]
That feel.
That feel.
#17 - gustaviaable (05/13/2013) [-]
When my girlfriend is not in the mood
When my girlfriend is not in the mood
User avatar #48 to #17 - navadae (05/13/2013) [-]
the sad part is... i`ve done similar to this on a forklift

i don't even know how
#19 to #17 - arsyro (05/13/2013) [-]
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#8 - elgolas (05/13/2013) [-]
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User avatar #1 - schneidend (05/12/2013) [-]
Implying your dick is anywhere near that big.

No, but seriously, I laughed and thumbed.
User avatar #109 to #24 - Schadenfreude (05/13/2013) [-]
Shes not covering her mouth!
User avatar #70 - Das (05/13/2013) [-]
This looks like the start to one of those cheap infomercials.
User avatar #87 to #70 - Happybean (05/13/2013) [-]
Sheeeeit. You're dark. As in really DARK blue. How old are you?
User avatar #93 to #87 - Das (05/13/2013) [-]
My age doesn't really have much to do with when I made my account. I've been on this site since I was in fourth grade.

Anyway, I'm 17 now.
User avatar #101 to #93 - Happybean (05/13/2013) [-]
I was wondering 2 things:

1) If you were just really young when you made the account

2) When you'd made the account

That answers one, and I'm surprised you'd signed up so long ago. Did you find this site yourself at around 10 years old? I was learning how to use the internet for crap like Runescape at 12. (I'm 20 btw)
User avatar #116 to #101 - Das (05/16/2013) [-]
2009 is when I officially made the account, although I swear it was earlier than that. I can't even remember how long Funnyjunk allowed you to make accounts. Back when it was green you just type out what your name is like on news sites.

So I was 13 when I made it, and it was in March of 2009. Pretty sure I remember making it as soon as I saw accounts were available, but I remember not using it for like a year and a half because there was some stupid glitch where it would log me out right after I signed it.
#95 to #93 - cthumoo ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
I think he meant your account
User avatar #104 to #95 - Happybean (05/13/2013) [-]
I was interested in his age, this was to come after. Everything in moderation.
User avatar #105 to #104 - cthumoo ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
cool beans
User avatar #96 to #95 - Das (05/13/2013) [-]
Well than he should have asked me when I made my account.
User avatar #97 to #96 - cthumoo ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
But what about implied meanings?
User avatar #99 to #97 - Das (05/13/2013) [-]
You seem to be the only one implying it.
User avatar #103 to #99 - cthumoo ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
I simply disagree
User avatar #102 to #99 - cthumoo ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
I don't know what to reply to that
User avatar #100 to #87 - thedarkestrogue (05/13/2013) [-]
darkness doesn't matter. You can be the darkest blue and still be a retard or be the whitest newbie and be top comments. Don't matter what color your name is.
User avatar #107 to #100 - Happybean (05/13/2013) [-]
I just didn't know there was that dark a shade of blue for usernames.
User avatar #108 to #107 - thedarkestrogue (05/13/2013) [-]
ive seen a few before.
#91 to #87 - anon (05/13/2013) [-]
He's older than ur mum
User avatar #92 to #91 - Happybean (05/13/2013) [-]
I want you to sit in front of a mirror and look at yourself. If you can't, I assume you're just too fat for it and should get off of your fat arse and go buy a larger one.

I then want you to pose a simple question to yourself: "Do you like what you see?"

If yes, I think you're a tool.

If no, I think you're still a tool; but at least you have a chance at redemption.
#94 to #92 - anon (05/13/2013) [-]
N.Korean citizens are quite deprived of the essentials
#10 - anon (05/13/2013) [-]
that girl mustve been playing L.A Noire
#13 to #10 - ljxjlos (05/13/2013) [-]
I´m so sorry for my ms paint skills
User avatar #78 - mrgoodlove (05/13/2013) [-]
Who the **** doesn't like hot dogs?! ****** commies
#29 - hankpym (05/13/2013) [-]
and when she is
User avatar #68 to #29 - whycanticaps (05/13/2013) [-]
I saw a warhammer 40k version of this, where is it from?
#79 to #29 - excaliboner (05/13/2013) [-]
is it weird I know this comic?
#115 to #79 - anon (05/14/2013) [-]
no.

but I wouldn't mind knowing.
User avatar #30 to #29 - scoopdeedoo (05/13/2013) [-]
I remember that comic
User avatar #32 to #30 - nggamer (05/13/2013) [-]
of course you would
User avatar #33 to #32 - scoopdeedoo (05/13/2013) [-]
why's that?
User avatar #34 to #33 - nggamer (05/13/2013) [-]
because bronies are ******* weirdos
User avatar #37 to #34 - scoopdeedoo (05/13/2013) [-]
I guess our lord and master Gaben is a " ******* weirdo". Mister ten year old "bronies are teh le worst lol."
+1
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User avatar #41 to #39 - scoopdeedoo (05/13/2013) [-]
mmmm gotta love copypasta
User avatar #110 to #41 - joaomartins (05/13/2013) [-]
To be fair , it is the funniest coppy pasta ever created !
User avatar #43 to #41 - nggamer (05/13/2013) [-]
gotta love that twilight sparkle r34 in the morning
User avatar #46 to #43 - scoopdeedoo (05/13/2013) [-]
Keep in mind that not all bronies are like me. In fact 99% of bronies aren't like me. I'm a horrible disgusting example of a brony.
#51 to #46 - theorangefox ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
But you haven't met me.
User avatar #45 to #43 - scoopdeedoo (05/13/2013) [-]
damn skippy
User avatar #47 to #45 - nggamer (05/13/2013) [-]
go jack off to r34 or something faggot and gtfo my face
User avatar #49 to #47 - scoopdeedoo (05/13/2013) [-]
Same to you to faggot.
User avatar #57 to #49 - fuzzyballs (05/13/2013) [-]
well that's not very loving and accepting or whatever the brony motto is
User avatar #60 to #57 - scoopdeedoo (05/13/2013) [-]
it's not actually or motto. We don't have a motto, it's just a troll statement.
User avatar #62 to #60 - fuzzyballs (05/13/2013) [-]
okay, then what's the original troll statement? because I forgot
User avatar #63 to #62 - scoopdeedoo (05/13/2013) [-]
Love and tolerate.
User avatar #64 to #63 - fuzzyballs (05/13/2013) [-]
oh, right
thanks
User avatar #58 to #49 - nggamer (05/13/2013) [-]
you're my bitch and i don't recall giving you permission to talk, go back to your corner before i beat your ass
User avatar #61 to #58 - scoopdeedoo (05/13/2013) [-]
Your words are as empty as your future. This exchange is over.
User avatar #67 to #61 - nggamer (05/13/2013) [-]
hahaha I know i pissed this faggot off when he starts talking like that, bitch step down before i make you break down
User avatar #69 to #67 - scoopdeedoo (05/13/2013) [-]
I said this exchange is over cock sucker. Go drink your dad's piss straight from his dick. That'll keep your mouth busy for a while.
User avatar #72 to #69 - nggamer (05/13/2013) [-]
And i said that you have been stripped of your speaking privileges. Proceed to withdraw from this "exchange" knowing that I am your master, bitch
User avatar #73 to #72 - scoopdeedoo (05/13/2013) [-]
Proceed to drink the juices from the underside of my nuts. I said go back to sucking your dad's dick so go do it. All you own is your virginity so stop fantasizing about me being your servant. Why won't you come out of your denial and realize that you're just a faggot?
User avatar #77 to #73 - nggamer (05/13/2013) [-]
What's that? Sorry, I couldn't hear you over my $10,000 scholarship to UMass Amhearst .Take a shower or get that dick away from your nuts ******* , go get ****** by the stallion of your dreams or some **** and just take in the fact that you amount to nothing in this life and your only purpose in this world is to jack off to ponies and be given wedgies by the kids in school
#81 to #77 - zombieindenial (05/13/2013) [-]
You both look like idiots and im dieing over this agruement.   
nggamer = dumb because hes being a cunt   
scoopdeedoo = dumb for responding.
You both look like idiots and im dieing over this agruement.
nggamer = dumb because hes being a cunt
scoopdeedoo = dumb for responding.
User avatar #85 to #81 - nggamer (05/13/2013) [-]
you're my new bitch tho
User avatar #84 to #81 - nggamer (05/13/2013) [-]
see, this is what happens when bitches don't listen, thank you for warning scoopdeefaggot about the dangers of disobedience
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User avatar #80 to #77 - scoopdeedoo (05/13/2013) [-]
Sorry I couldn't hear you over my phd in bio engineering faggot.
#114 to #80 - anon (05/14/2013) [-]
if y'all are done arguing, I would like to know where that comic is from.
User avatar #82 to #80 - nggamer (05/13/2013) [-]
pfthahahaha
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User avatar #38 to #37 - ijustwantaname (05/13/2013) [-]
that's funny and i haven't even understood it at first read, im going to try to understand it now.
User avatar #40 to #37 - nggamer (05/13/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #42 to #37 - nggamer (05/13/2013) [-]
lol but seriously, you're ******* weird
User avatar #44 to #42 - scoopdeedoo (05/13/2013) [-]
says the faggot with the troll face as his profile picture
#12 - anon (05/13/2013) [-]
i also like to get me some arab girls to play with my sausage, when my girlfriend isn't in the mood.
#27 - anon (05/13/2013) [-]
>when my girlfriend isn't in the mood
>when my girlfriend
>my girlfriend
>girlfriend
nice try op. youre one of us. we dont own girlfriends
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User avatar #22 - rubenvatle (05/13/2013) [-]
They look underage to me?!
User avatar #26 to #22 - Mynd ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
Did you mean for that to be a question?
#21 - frohling (05/13/2013) [-]
"don't worry pal I got you"
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