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#6 - darksideofthebeast
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(05/11/2013) [-]
I actually believe I am a slight clairvoyant
I hear people speaking in my head
and I have slightly prophetic dreams
#140 to #6 - anon
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(05/12/2013) [-]
I've never seen something so beautiful....in this tread alone he has -854 thumbs...
#137 to #6 - funnyjunkforlife
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(05/12/2013) [-]
so you foresaw a sea of red thumbs?
so you foresaw a sea of red thumbs?
#130 to #6 - spyrothehedgehog
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(05/12/2013) [-]
congratulations, you have more red thumbs than there are days in a year
#141 to #130 - darksideofthebeast
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(05/12/2013) [-]
Are you actually that dumb
I mean
I have 280 red thumbs but you're just dumb
#142 to #141 - spyrothehedgehog
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(05/12/2013) [-]
comment #135
#134 to #130 - jbails
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(05/12/2013) [-]
Wut?
#132 to #130 - onionbubs
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(05/12/2013) [-]
There's only 263 days a year? Damn, time goes fast...
#135 to #132 - spyrothehedgehog
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(05/12/2013) [-]
lol, I meant collectively in this whole thread. I guess I should have specified that...
#136 to #135 - onionbubs
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(05/12/2013) [-]
nevermind. It'll catch up eventually...
#129 to #6 - anon
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(05/12/2013) [-]
does the red thumbs never stop pouring and does the **** storm stop brewing and when the **** does this purple line end
#125 to #6 - ilikecawk
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(05/12/2013) [-]
But did you foresee all these red thumbs?
#124 to #6 - hammarhead
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(05/12/2013) [-]
#121 to #6 - klink
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(05/12/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#120 to #6 - raigen
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(05/12/2013) [-]
Mfw this thread
#112 to #6 - SirFail
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(05/12/2013) [-]
Voices in your head is a main symptom of schizophrenia, along with delusions of grandeur
#105 to #6 - anon
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(05/12/2013) [-]
Millions of people believe they're magical or clairvoyant or some ****. In reality, they're just trying to convince themselves they're "different" and "special" - and with the help of the Placebo Effect they tend to fall for it.
#104 to #6 - photoshoppinfuck
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(05/12/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#102 to #6 - anonomoz
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(05/12/2013) [-]
did you clairvoyance the red thumbs coming my son?
did you clairvoyance the red thumbs coming my son?
#97 to #6 - departed
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(05/12/2013) [-]
That's the most downthumbs I think I've ever seen...
#96 to #6 - seelcudoom
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#95 to #6 - Nazistick
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(05/12/2013) [-]
Well Hello mr fancy pants. I got news for you pal, You dont have two things. Jack and ****, and Jack left town.
#92 to #6 - fecal
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(05/12/2013) [-]
Aside from all the red thumbs, what you have is actually an interesting psychologic phenomenon. Everybody has these prophetic dreams from time to time. The thing is they don't actually occur. What happens is that an instance is 'saved' in the long term memory of your brain instead of the short term. Therefore you instantly believe you had seen this before.

Still you're pretty ******* dumb for believing you're clairvoyant
#99 to #92 - departed
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(05/12/2013) [-]
Do you mean "De Ja Vous"?
#100 to #99 - fecal
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(05/12/2013) [-]
yes
#101 to #100 - departed
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(05/12/2013) [-]
Kay, just wondering if you had meant something else.
#111 to #101 - cormy ONLINE
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(05/12/2013) [-]
Déjà vu*
Which means "Already seen/saw"
#90 to #6 - iwebby
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(05/12/2013) [-]
So, i have collected what this guy says, and what we think of him.

Says hes clairvoyant

Says he hears people speak in his head

Says he has a living demon in his room

What we think of him

Shizophrenic

******* crazy

******* insane

and has sleep paralysis

yeah seems about right to me
#88 to #6 - anon
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(05/12/2013) [-]
What? You're crying now, huh? Call your mommy, you stupid faggot!
#80 to #6 - obeyweegee
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(05/12/2013) [-]
You're drowning in red thumbs.
#61 to #6 - chargrilledawesome
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(05/12/2013) [-]
Shut the **** up.
Shut the **** up.
#60 to #6 - multimedia
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(05/12/2013) [-]
Level 10 autist
#55 to #6 - RevengeNL
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(05/12/2013) [-]
Autistic as ****
#74 to #55 - tragono **User deleted account**
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(05/12/2013) [-]
I'm autistic.
I find it funny how people always assume that autism is composed of only extremely disabling conditions, and no small disabilities.
#77 to #74 - RevengeNL
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(05/12/2013) [-]
I'm not generalising every autistic person, but there are just cases that are more extreme than others.
#50 to #6 - thebuzza
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(05/12/2013) [-]
#79 to #50 - someponynew
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(05/12/2013) [-]
HOLY **** IS THAT SSX 3?
#131 to #79 - thebuzza
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(05/12/2013) [-]
It is indeed

Nate Logan <3
#86 to #79 - tragono **User deleted account**
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(05/12/2013) [-]
No, it's SSX 2 episode 2.
#87 to #86 - someponynew
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(05/12/2013) [-]
>_________________>
#49 to #6 - anon
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(05/12/2013) [-]
Does the voices say something along the lines of "No, don't drink it, they've poisoned it!" or "Hey, I hear [insert partner's name] was secretly dating someone else."?
#48 to #6 - RandomAnonGuy
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(05/12/2013) [-]
The brain is exceedingly good at tricking you with these kind of things.
Think you can see the future? Maybe your memory is being altered, or you're undergoing mental gymnastics to make them fit.
Think you can sense a persons attributes? You're probably wrong, and if you're not you're probably being very general. An experiment was done where a group of people were given a test, then given a description of their personalities and told it was based on their results, and asked to rate the accuracy. Everyone got the same description, nobody rated it as inaccurate.
Demons? Sleep paralysis, or schizophrenia. I don't know anyone personally, but I have friends who know people with similar experiences. It's always explainable.
If you haven't gone to a doctor about it, you can't trust any of these things as true.
#113 to #48 - cormy ONLINE
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(05/12/2013) [-]
Sleep paralysis was a pretty terrifying experience for me considering I had had surgery on my neck a few months prior to that because I had been paralyzed before.
Thought I was relapsing ;_;
#47 to #6 - anon
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(05/12/2013) [-]
Dude, in all seriousness, delusions of clairvoyance, coupled with auditory hallucinations, are hallmark symptoms of early schizophrenia. You really should check with a doctor, that could be some serious ****.
#44 to #6 - anon
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(05/12/2013) [-]
Are you Asian?
#43 to #6 - gokombwantu
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(05/12/2013) [-]
Guys we shouldnt pick on the special kid.
He might set his demon on us or something.
You retarded cunt.
#21 to #6 - schmitty
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(05/12/2013) [-]
#22 to #21 - darksideofthebeast
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(05/12/2013) [-]
You judge people because you aren't happy with yourself?
Is it your image?
or is it your low self esteem and confidence?
Just what I am sensing
Hell it'd be funny if I am right.
#33 to #22 - tesarrior ONLINE
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(05/12/2013) [-]
***** you bring serious, into funny junk
#16 to #6 - thinegame
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(05/12/2013) [-]
Have you ever been baptized?
#51 to #16 - SognaVetr
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(05/12/2013) [-]
Bioshock Infinite reference?
Bioshock Infinite reference?
#133 to #51 - thinegame
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(05/12/2013) [-]
Yes...
Why your comment got more thumbs befuddles me.
#138 to #133 - SognaVetr
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(05/12/2013) [-]
My guesses:
Most people only realized the reference after my post.
My post has a gif of Elizabeth. Everyone loves Elizabeth.
#15 to #6 - morstactica
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(05/12/2013) [-]
That's called Schizophrenia my child.
That's called Schizophrenia my child.
#20 to #15 - darksideofthebeast
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(05/12/2013) [-]
Not when the people tell you things that are going to happen
Or portray them in dreams
But whatever.
#68 to #20 - anon
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(05/12/2013) [-]
just die
#27 to #20 - matthewfuckingmain
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(05/12/2013) [-]
You're hallucinating too? Not good, you should see a doctor.
#29 to #27 - darksideofthebeast
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(05/12/2013) [-]
how is that hallucinations if this **** comes true.
That's called clairvoyance.
#139 to #29 - anon
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(05/12/2013) [-]
No its still called a hallucination. Part of the hallucination was convincing yourself that you had already seen/predicted what just happened.

I don't know if your trolling or if you really are that ****** in the head...seriously if you honestly think you are clairvoyant you need medical help, lots of it.
#93 to #29 - turtletroll
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(05/12/2013) [-]
You should probably stop the **** talking
#89 to #29 - srapture
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(05/12/2013) [-]
#30 to #29 - matthewfuckingmain
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(05/12/2013) [-]
Joke is that if the **** you see is true, then you're hallucinating. I guess clairvoyance doesn't help you see the meaning of jokes.
#36 to #30 - xeternalx **User deleted account**
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(05/12/2013) [-]
that was beautiful
#13 to #6 - ronyx
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(05/12/2013) [-]
You misspelled mildly ******* crazy.
#19 to #13 - darksideofthebeast
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(05/12/2013) [-]
I didn't even spell mildly dumbass.
#11 to #6 - heartlessrobot
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(05/12/2013) [-]
I think I might be. I'll talk out of my ass then find out I'm right. I'll know totally random **** and have no clue why or how I know it.
#73 to #11 - anon
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(05/12/2013) [-]
Oh god this... Except I've been concerned that I've had a mental illness for sometime now.
#7 to #6 - anon
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(05/11/2013) [-]
And I believe you like cock