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#3 - mojusk ONLINE
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Imagine if it worked on the ladies
#31 to #3 - linajunk
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(05/11/2013) [-]
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#118 to #3 - anon
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(05/11/2013) [-]
[Giggities Internally]
#39 to #3 - giguelingueling
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(05/11/2013) [-]
It work, you just have to use chloroform instead
#10 to #3 - ClicheUsername
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(05/11/2013) [-]
Only if you put it on their pussy.
#113 to #10 - anonomoz ONLINE
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(05/11/2013) [-]
what is "it"?
#65 to #3 - sausageparty
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(05/11/2013) [-]
It does. You just use a piece of string and hold it tightly around their neck until they stop resisting. Sometimes they don't wake up again.
#44 - farmermcguffen
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(05/11/2013) [-]
It blocks the satellite signal so the cat shuts down
It blocks the satellite signal so the cat shuts down
#73 to #44 - anon
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(05/11/2013) [-]
THANKS OBAMA!
#130 to #44 - lunarflare
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(05/11/2013) [-]
Who thought it'd be a good idea to crack an egg by smacking it with a fork?
#49 to #44 - ianus
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(05/11/2013) [-]
i'm always wondering who is cleaning up this ****. must be a stupid job
#72 to #44 - adamkk
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(05/11/2013) [-]
don't you mean catellite signal?

i'll show myself out
#107 to #72 - faggotishshit ONLINE
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(05/11/2013) [-]
No no no no, don't go, I found that funny, oh come on...don't leave!
#152 to #107 - adamkk
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(05/12/2013) [-]
don't worry i'm here
#141 to #72 - wizlock
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(05/11/2013) [-]
Getting real tired of these "I'll show myself out". That's basically like saying "Omg i'm so ugly ;( ;(" when you're good lookin slut.
#33 - GShock
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(05/11/2013) [-]
I guess he went... catatonic?
I guess he went... catatonic?
#38 to #33 - urfunnyman
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(05/11/2013) [-]
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
#56 to #33 - HordeyWordey
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(05/11/2013) [-]
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#76 to #33 - tuckthisphit
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(05/11/2013) [-]
#8 - melons
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(05/10/2013) [-]
How blue is ma name?
#9 to #8 - Falkor [OP]
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(05/10/2013) [-]
this blue
#12 to #9 - pedobearRAW
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(05/11/2013) [-]
thisguy.jpg
#13 to #12 - AngusFTW
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(05/11/2013) [-]
WHAT THE **** DOES THE COLOR MEAN!?
#14 to #13 - Falkor [OP]
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(05/11/2013) [-]
the older your account, the darker blue it gets
#36 to #14 - internetscaresme
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(05/11/2013) [-]
Can people get blue names currently? Yesterday was the one year mark for me
#62 to #36 - zynobeta
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(05/11/2013) [-]
that doesnt look very blue to me.
#19 to #14 - egnatu
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(05/11/2013) [-]
Practically newborn
#21 to #19 - geluberserks
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(05/11/2013) [-]
LETS SEE MY BLUE
#25 to #21 - AngusFTW
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(05/11/2013) [-]
That is kinda disappointing. I could have been ****** black if I made an account during old funny junk.
#54 to #25 - luthervonappledorf
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(05/11/2013) [-]
Who has the oldest account here? I want to see if you really do go black and if you can actually come back from said blackness.
#67 to #54 - zaxzwim
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(05/11/2013) [-]
the oldest account would be this guy www.funnyjunk.com/user/6(sic)6
#30 to #25 - egnatu
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(05/11/2013) [-]
I am the only one unique here.
Pfft.
Old-timers
#43 to #30 - isoscelessandwich
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(05/11/2013) [-]
I blue myself.
#68 - felixfj
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(05/11/2013) [-]
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#108 to #68 - faggotishshit ONLINE
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(05/11/2013) [-]
Anyone found some sides lying around here? I just lost mine.
#112 to #68 - icametocomment
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(05/11/2013) [-]
Brb, going to do that.
#119 to #68 - legayunicorn
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(05/11/2013) [-]
Gunna go do that to my cat.
#121 to #119 - felixfj
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(05/11/2013) [-]
just be careful. I would throw up first if I had spun that much. Maybe I'm too old.
#122 to #121 - legayunicorn
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(05/11/2013) [-]
Okay, thanks ^^
#79 to #68 - spraytime
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(05/11/2013) [-]
You can't be a cat owner without doing this at least once.
#83 to #79 - felixfj
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(05/11/2013) [-]
what about this ?
#2 - heafi
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(05/10/2013) [-]
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#66 - metalmind
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(05/11/2013) [-]
It's an instinct left from infancy.
A lot of mamals have it. When the mother bites softly into the neck to carry they simply freeze, so they can be carried safely. In German it's called "Tragestarre"
#91 to #66 - nevrit
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(05/11/2013) [-]
It's a nerve man
#110 to #91 - cormy
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(05/11/2013) [-]
It is not a nerve, you're simply lifting them by the scruff of their neck, which is just skin. There are no nerves that would be in the skin that would paralyze an animal.
You aren't crushing their spine, just lifting them by their skin.
#117 to #66 - anonomoz ONLINE
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(05/11/2013) [-]
bite softly, ssssh tragestarre
#124 to #66 - burningsmurfs
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(05/11/2013) [-]
Yep, and if you've ever had the misfortune of being near two cats fornicating you'll see the male bite the female there while they make hideous noises.
#127 to #66 - anon
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(05/11/2013) [-]
Nice theory, but I think it was just deactivated.
#69 to #66 - swazer
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#74 to #66 - lotengo
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(05/11/2013) [-]
Tragestarre
#1 - swiftarrow
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(05/10/2013) [-]
He probably thought it was a spider.
#22 to #1 - mrhumperdoodle
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(05/11/2013) [-]
No, cats develop that reaction as kittens when their mother carries them around everywhere by the back of their neck. Basically, pinch that area of the neck and the cat will stop moving due to the fact they couldn't squirm while they were being carried, and they carry this reaction through their whole lives.
#4 - zerojaxx
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(05/10/2013) [-]
HFW
#105 to #4 - pharoahemonch
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#94 - tobistrigoivii
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(05/11/2013) [-]
**tobistrigoivii rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at I see the resemblance ** Don't start the mower unless you're gonna cut the grass!
**tobistrigoivii rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at I see the resemblance ** Don't start the mower unless you're gonna cut the grass!
#104 to #94 - amegaara
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(05/11/2013) [-]
dayom does the insurance company pay for this?