Pure joy. .. I want to cuddle him and we can eat pizza in our pjs and watch cartoons and then have gross dirty sex
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#3 - ninjalazor **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#4 to #3 - sirbrentcoe (05/10/2013) [-]
close
User avatar #20 to #4 - bowlerpipe (05/10/2013) [-]
you look like you eat bears
User avatar #53 to #20 - sirbrentcoe (05/11/2013) [-]
once. it tasted like roast beef mixed with venison. it was the most delicious thing I have ever tasted.
User avatar #17 to #4 - sketchysketchist (05/10/2013) [-]
Dude, I think you have fan girls.
Horny ones.
#33 to #17 - sirbrentcoe (05/10/2013) [-]
hahahaha. fan girls? pfff, naw.
hahahaha. fan girls? pfff, naw.
User avatar #35 to #33 - sketchysketchist (05/10/2013) [-]
Not into girls or something?
Whatever.
Just know that they want the D.
#36 to #35 - sirbrentcoe (05/10/2013) [-]
on the contrary, I love women. i just find it hard to believe any woman other than my wife and mother think of me as handsome or attractive.
on the contrary, I love women. i just find it hard to believe any woman other than my wife and mother think of me as handsome or attractive.
User avatar #42 to #36 - sketchysketchist (05/11/2013) [-]
They're called sluts, bro.
If they can bang it, they will.
User avatar #38 to #33 - ilovehitler (05/10/2013) [-]
Well, you certainly have at least one fan boy...
#6 to #4 - GOmagikarp (05/10/2013) [-]
i literally went back two pages to your post to see if this was you before i saw this in the comments.
User avatar #10 to #6 - CPforPB (05/10/2013) [-]
you're not alone D:
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#56 to #55 - sirbrentcoe (05/11/2013) [-]
michigander. thanks for playing.
michigander. thanks for playing.
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#51 to #4 - leifosaurus (05/11/2013) [-]
nice beard bro!
nice beard bro!
#23 to #4 - brotherrosario (05/10/2013) [-]
So that's what you look like! Now I have a face to go with all those McDonalds stories.

BTW, you would have to pay me to stop running my fingers through that beard.
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#15 to #4 - neroooooooooo ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
hi there dude, keep the good **** coming, love your storys
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#28 - quadv (05/10/2013) [-]
Grow a beard and allow people to touch it and you will find the key to your and other's happiness. Coming from another large man with a beard
#31 to #28 - Rascal (05/10/2013) [-]
you are so goddamn retarded
User avatar #39 to #31 - ilovehitler (05/10/2013) [-]
You must not have a beard.
#34 to #28 - sirbrentcoe (05/10/2013) [-]
i can attest to this.
User avatar #41 to #34 - liquidz (05/11/2013) [-]
I was just about to say he looks like you... Hmm...
#11 - Rascal (05/10/2013) [-]
thats my type of man! a big chunky hairy grissly teddy bear with a gorgeous smile :D
#19 - VideotapeAxed (05/10/2013) [-]
I want to cuddle him and we can eat pizza in our pjs and watch cartoons
and then have gross dirty sex
User avatar #16 - xgarthx (05/10/2013) [-]
Now call him Samantha
#1 - timelordeternal (05/10/2013) [-]
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#13 - tonkkax (05/10/2013) [-]
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#43 to #13 - liquidz (05/11/2013) [-]
70 years later
70 years later
#27 to #13 - rudianos (05/10/2013) [-]
related
related
User avatar #60 - errdayimfjing (05/11/2013) [-]
Looks like we found where they kept the bear.
User avatar #66 to #37 - PartyPanda (05/11/2013) [-]
Silly cat, your entire body is a beard.
That is why everyone wants to pet you.
Silly cat.
User avatar #26 - rhetoricalfunny (05/10/2013) [-]
He looks like a cool guy you'd chill out and game with.
User avatar #18 - davisdamen (05/10/2013) [-]
that really is one of the best feelings in the world
User avatar #45 - internetrage (05/11/2013) [-]
isnt this the mcdisasters guy?
User avatar #48 to #45 - lizardnigger (05/11/2013) [-]
it isn't sirbrentcoe. he already cleared this up earlier
#49 to #45 - sirbrentcoe (05/11/2013) [-]
my beard's not that blonde. thank you though.
User avatar #54 to #49 - thejerseyjenn (05/11/2013) [-]
wow this whole time reading those stories i was imagining a tall toothpick making burgers. this is surprising to me.
User avatar #64 to #54 - sirbrentcoe (05/11/2013) [-]
always been a bear mate. not ashamed.
#71 to #64 - thejerseyjenn (05/11/2013) [-]
.. you replied to my comment... it's like being touched by the hand of a funnyjunk god..
#61 to #49 - internetrage (05/11/2013) [-]
the man himself! allow me to bestow upon you my GIFt of appreciation
the man himself! allow me to bestow upon you my GIFt of appreciation
#62 to #61 - sirbrentcoe (05/11/2013) [-]
right back at you sir
right back at you sir
User avatar #7 - cheftimusprime (05/10/2013) [-]
Oh god, it's such a great feeling to have a woman run her fingers through your beard.
#24 to #7 - brotherrosario (05/10/2013) [-]
Is it? Because that's what I want to do whenever I see a guy with a healthy beard. Nice to know they'd enjoy it as well.
User avatar #67 to #24 - cheftimusprime (05/11/2013) [-]
Yes, I'd say it's second only to sexual activity.
#52 - andyshandy (05/11/2013) [-]
And then, the beardrub.
And then, the beardrub.
#59 to #52 - faelysse (05/11/2013) [-]
I love the Dodger's reaction in this.. All like "I so want to kill them both"

But hey, you know the fanfic!(Dodge + Jesse)
User avatar #63 - pandasmayn (05/11/2013) [-]
Looks like pure happiness.
#44 - gracefuldamned (05/11/2013) [-]
Why do people always have to touch the beard....?

Like, seriously, bitch get your hands off my ******* face.
#50 to #44 - goldusst (05/11/2013) [-]
beacause vikings are rare...
User avatar #30 - carboniteponeight (05/10/2013) [-]
thought of Seinfeld's girlfriend with man hands
User avatar #9 - turian (05/10/2013) [-]
such a dense beard!
User avatar #8 - roderick (05/10/2013) [-]
He's almost cute. :D
#21 to #8 - schnickelfritz (05/10/2013) [-]
almost?
Definitely a cutie! Such a manly bear.... gotta love 'em
User avatar #40 to #21 - ilovehitler (05/10/2013) [-]
I know, bears are just awesome. They crap in woods and growl and **** .
User avatar #58 - ishallsmiteyou (05/11/2013) [-]
A man with a beard that badass deserves every woman in the world. Except the ugly ones. Let the annons have them.
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