First time having sex. .. Good analogy, OP
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#12 - natethehunter **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #122 to #12 - braveblue (05/09/2013) [-]
Thanks gotta clean up all my cereal off my keyboard now.
User avatar #140 to #12 - hydraetis (05/09/2013) [-]
That picture may have made me lol but it is still not okay.
#19 to #12 - anon (05/08/2013) [-]
Elizabeth is Booker's daughter
Booker is Comstock from another dimension.


Oh yeah... spoilers
#26 to #19 - anonymouslyawesome (05/09/2013) [-]
So if they were to have sex it would be...?
User avatar #41 to #19 - rokkarokkaali (05/09/2013) [-]
...this wasn't hidden for me.
why wasn't this hidden for me.
I'm not affected because I haven't played it, but I'm scared other people will get their experience ruined.
#97 to #19 - anon (05/09/2013) [-]
flagged, DJ 4DM1N should make flag as spolier, do you hear me DJ 4DM1N?
User avatar #33 to #19 - higaphix (05/09/2013) [-]
Thanks a lot you ****
#56 to #33 - ironstrike (05/09/2013) [-]
Stop pretending to give a **** , I haven't played the game in a month and I beat it in 2 days.

With kids and a 40 hour work week. If you haven't beaten it by now you deserve to have the ending spoiled.
User avatar #68 to #56 - psykobear (05/09/2013) [-]
Not all of us have the time or money to go buy it, we have gas to pay for, college, work, groceries. We can go wasting money frivolously on games.
I probably wasn't going to get it anyways, but I might have.
#161 to #68 - ironstrike (05/09/2013) [-]
I'm 6,000$ in debt because of an uninsured driver, on top of that I make 10$ an hour and I'm the one who puts food on my family's table.

Anybody that wanted the game that bad would've beat it by now.
#100 to #56 - anon (05/09/2013) [-]
found 10 years old in fj guys
#162 to #100 - ironstrike (05/09/2013) [-]
Yup, only 10 year old in Funnyjunk history to have a child, with debt, and bills.

It's a good thing you didn't login to state something so stupid.
User avatar #76 to #56 - archangelnight ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
>Implying people care about your opinion
#160 to #76 - ironstrike (05/09/2013) [-]
How was I implying anything.

If you were able to come up with the conclusion that I'm "implying people care about my opinion" then I must also be implying that you're ******* retarded.

User avatar #67 to #56 - darthblam (05/09/2013) [-]
You sound like you're too much of a dick to be a father...
#163 to #67 - ironstrike (05/09/2013) [-]
I may be acting like a dick, but I'm also being real. Spoilers for the game have been circulating this website since the week after it's launch.

Most of the people that have the game know how it ended already, whether or not they've beaten it. I mean, if you Bioshock Infinite - you'll probably find spoilers almost immediately.

That being said, the ending is so much more than what was spoiled. The ending was spoiled for me because I got it a week after release and I'm not going around acting butthurt about it like half these other losers.

Thinking back - it's almost impossible to spoil the ending because there's so many ******* possibilities.
User avatar #164 to #163 - darthblam (05/09/2013) [-]
"so many ******* possibilities"
There's only one ending, dude...

And it's not like we're talking about Bioshock 2 or Bioshock 1, which have been out for a couple or more years now.

There's no justification for spoilers to a game, movie, or story that is so well written. Especially with it only being a couple months old, not everyone can afford them even after that time and not everyone is willing to pirate it. Besides, the developers deserve the money.

You're not "being real", you're being an absolute cock-douche, especially with your mention of "half these other losers."
#167 to #164 - ironstrike (05/09/2013) [-]
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On top of my original comment - I'd just like to add that anyone who has played the damn game knows that the ending was so obvious that Helen Keller could've seen it coming form a mile away.

FFS, I knew the outcome half-way through (BEFORE) it was spoiled and it's still a ******* great game. If you played it - you'd know it's about the journey, not the ending.
#168 to #167 - darthblam (05/09/2013) [-]
I feel sorry for your children you claim to have.
#171 to #168 - ironstrike (05/09/2013) [-]
**ironstrike rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at These photos are too good to be true... **

Continue making a bigger deal about it though. You know, because you either didn't have plans on buying the game or you've already beaten it, your opinion is almost irrelevant.

Hell, you're probabably more butthurt than the person(s) who had it spoiled.
#169 to #168 - ironstrike (05/09/2013) [-]
I feel sorry for the cum your mom didn't swallow.
#170 to #169 - darthblam (05/09/2013) [-]
A mom-related insult, so clever.
I bet your kids and 16-and-pregnant girlfriend get a real kick out of you, Mr. comedian.
#175 to #170 - ironstrike (05/09/2013) [-]
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And... just to clarify before I go to bed.

the "I feel sorry for the cum your mom didn't swallow." comment wasn't aimed at insulting your mom. It was aimed at insulting your existence.

I should've known that you weren't clever enough to catch it.

User avatar #176 to #175 - darthblam (05/09/2013) [-]
It was obvious, but still a "mom-related" insult.

And you just have to emphasize on one of your past insults, as if it works as a new one. Keep trying.
#179 to #176 - ironstrike (05/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, because you didn't just totally call me "Mr. Comedian" in two different comments - the second when "emphasizing on one of your past insults as it it'd work as a new one"

Either you're too ignorant to know what irony is, or you're too arrogant to know you're a hypocrite.

#181 to #179 - darthblam (05/09/2013) [-]
Says the guy that's been an arrogant and hypocritical **** since the beginning of this thread.
#184 to #181 - ironstrike (05/09/2013) [-]
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I didn't know comment(s) at or around 56 (my original comment) were considered "beginning of the thread"

huehuehue because I'm just Mr. Comedian today, yessir!
#183 to #181 - ironstrike (05/09/2013) [-]
Oh, wait.

I forgot this.

AMIDOINGITRIGHTNOW
#182 to #181 - ironstrike (05/09/2013) [-]
Ah, yeah. That's why I was trying to be nice, before you decided to start throwing insults. Hell, I even admitted to being a dick. I guess that's what all arrogant people do though, right, oh yeah, and please do point out where I was being hypocritical.

If you're going to even attempt to use my own insults against me (because you've already proven you're not below that) then maybe try to go check out a dictionary before-hand. Maybe then you wouldn't be using words out of their context just because they were big and sounded insulting.

Please go back to school, or invest in your education a little bit more.
User avatar #185 to #182 - darthblam (05/09/2013) [-]
You constantly try to mention and act like you're the mature adult in this situation but you've done nothing but use childish insults from that of a 14 year old since your very first comment here. (I.E. calling people losers, butthurt, and the big one, arguing on the ******* internet.)
That's hypocritical. If you're such a serious and working father, the **** are you doing arguing over such ******** on the internet?
That's somewhere where the arrogance comes in, you act like being a father makes like your argument means more than it does.

You brought it all up first, man.

And to bring things back to what the original argument was about, spoilers aren't cool, quit being a prick about it, kthxbai.
#187 to #185 - ironstrike (05/09/2013) [-]
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The only person who (I could see) that could have had the ending spoiled for them was triggathepirate, and he wasn't acting like half the childish 			****		 that you are.   
   
Wha-wha, you had a plot spoiled for you. (not even for Bioshock infinite). Call nine-wha-wha and have them send out a whaaaambuwance. Seriously, you might as well be bitching to someone for saying "Snape killed Dumbledore". Even though it happened 5 			*******		 years ago.    
   
FFS my neighbor went to a redbox and rented it for 2 days. (Cost him under 2$ a day) he beat the game for under 5$. I stick with my statement. Seriously, I can't even count how many times a plot has been spoiled thanks to FunnyJunk. You don't see me acting like some childish 			*******		 over it insulting anyone who doesn't see anything wrong in spoiling something that is passed it's prime.    
   
			****		, I've even seen spoilers on Facebook for 			****		 sake.   
   
Rolled a picture to add to the whole '			****		 you' thing that I've got going.
**ironstrike rolled a random image posted in comment #4326777 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. **

The only person who (I could see) that could have had the ending spoiled for them was triggathepirate, and he wasn't acting like half the childish **** that you are.

Wha-wha, you had a plot spoiled for you. (not even for Bioshock infinite). Call nine-wha-wha and have them send out a whaaaambuwance. Seriously, you might as well be bitching to someone for saying "Snape killed Dumbledore". Even though it happened 5 ******* years ago.

FFS my neighbor went to a redbox and rented it for 2 days. (Cost him under 2$ a day) he beat the game for under 5$. I stick with my statement. Seriously, I can't even count how many times a plot has been spoiled thanks to FunnyJunk. You don't see me acting like some childish ******* over it insulting anyone who doesn't see anything wrong in spoiling something that is passed it's prime.

**** , I've even seen spoilers on Facebook for **** sake.

Rolled a picture to add to the whole ' **** you' thing that I've got going.
#188 to #187 - darthblam (05/09/2013) [-]
Who said the ending was spoiled for ME?
I bought and beat the game in less than a week after it was released, I've been here defending the guy you said "Stop pretending to give a **** ." to.
And disliking you for the whole "If you haven't beaten it by now then you deserve to have the ending spoiled."
#189 to #188 - ironstrike (05/09/2013) [-]
I enjoy the fact that how we're both here after we've said goodbye for whatever reasons (going to sleep, family, etc,etc)

We're still here insulting each other.

It just goes to show that hatred>logic.
#190 to #189 - darthblam (05/09/2013) [-]
I'm just here because it's actually morning for me, and I've got nothing I need to be doing at the moment.

At this point I'm just bugging you and keeping you away from sleep.
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#172 to #170 - ironstrike (05/09/2013) [-]
Oh, alright. So it's ok for you to insult one's family, but not vice-versa. That's not ignorant in the least.

My girlfriend isn't either of those, so I couldn't care less, really.

Let me continue this one last time before I go to sleep. (Because I just got home from my *gasp* job - which is *gasp* something you probably don't have.

I bet your mom and dad-whose-tits-you-still-suckle get a real kick out of you, Mr. Unemployed, single, virgin tween living off parents. (Think I covered all the bases)

Anyways, Have a good night. Peace out.
#174 to #172 - darthblam (05/09/2013) [-]
Oh god, you really are Mr. Comedian.
#177 to #174 - ironstrike (05/09/2013) [-]
Uploading a picture with every one of your comments doesn't make what you have to say any more redundant.
User avatar #178 to #177 - darthblam (05/09/2013) [-]
And rolling random pictures makes what you're saying better?

How is going into a subject as irrelevant as reaction pictures necessary?

Also, good job thumbing me down internet tough guy, guess I'll even it out then.
#180 to #178 - ironstrike (05/09/2013) [-]
How is going into a subject as irrelevant as me thumbing you down necessary...

I love how ******* ironic you are, haha!
#165 to #164 - ironstrike (05/09/2013) [-]
Have you beaten it yet...

If you did, you'd know what my "so many ******* possibilities" comment meant.

Sure he spoiled it, but in the grand scheme of things, he only posted two outcomes in two of Bioshocks universes, to the infinite amount of other endings.

I.E how Comstock is Booker from another dimension - yet in another dimension he isn't.

Seriously, the ending was and is such a fun part to the game because it actually makes you think.

oh, but Let me continue being such an absolute cock-douche. Despite trying to be nice to you.

Go master your cocksmithing skills somewhere else, Faggotborn.
#46 to #19 - anon (05/09/2013) [-]
Dafuq dude?
User avatar #25 to #19 - ragingdouchbag (05/09/2013) [-]
not that great of a plot twist

dont know why, but i saw that coming for miles.
it was either that or she was lady comstock, but it wa fairly obvious that booker was comstock
User avatar #22 to #19 - inspectah (05/08/2013) [-]
And just when I was thinking about geting the game...
User avatar #21 to #19 - trollins (05/08/2013) [-]
Flag this guy for spam, Bioshock Infinite spoilers
#37 to #12 - honkeytonk (05/09/2013) [-]
>Yeah that's right, Simba

>No my worries

wat?
#16 - theblondefetus (05/08/2013) [-]
Oh look, another scene from a childhood movie I'll never be able to look the same way
Oh look, another scene from a childhood movie I'll never be able to look the same way
#5 - argonianmaidohonor (05/08/2013) [-]
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#1 - dzubelyudee (05/08/2013) [-]
Good analogy, OP
Good analogy, OP
#24 to #1 - wrigcon (05/08/2013) [-]
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#34 to #1 - cptnbarbrosa (05/09/2013) [-]
I feel like I'm being seduced by this bird...   
and its working
I feel like I'm being seduced by this bird...
and its working
#47 to #11 - anon (05/09/2013) [-]
God damn it, now you gave me the urge to smoke some weed. I'm trying to quit >.<
User avatar #72 to #47 - electrozz (05/09/2013) [-]
SMOKE.gif
#3 - biowolves (05/08/2013) [-]
..for my turn...

guess i have something to look forward to then
#6 to #3 - facekicked (05/08/2013) [-]
Lost my virginity 4 days ago. trust me, going to huge ass partys do help out
#27 to #3 - josep (05/09/2013) [-]
all you need is college. I lost it the first weekend at school
all you need is college. I lost it the first weekend at school
User avatar #31 to #27 - stallwallwriter (05/09/2013) [-]
Not necessarily, I'm in 4th year and nothing doing.
User avatar #156 to #27 - biowolves (05/09/2013) [-]
got one week left of college dude :P
User avatar #10 to #3 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (05/08/2013) [-]
Stay virgin until you're 30 so you can be a wizard!
#157 to #10 - biowolves (05/09/2013) [-]
Hogwarts, here i come!
#93 to #10 - ithinkihaveaids **User deleted account** (05/09/2013) [-]
#28 - holmesc (05/09/2013) [-]
I prefer to go in dry
#45 - mrgoodlove (05/09/2013) [-]
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My first time
#18 - felixjarl (05/08/2013) [-]
That brings back some old memories, also i consider it true.
That brings back some old memories, also i consider it true.
#2 - iamtheblackgoat (05/08/2013) [-]
Talk about an absolutely astute observation
User avatar #193 to #115 - brokded (05/10/2013) [-]
thats amazing
#147 - marconde (05/09/2013) [-]
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#102 - rprzombie (05/09/2013) [-]
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I was actually completely let down when i lost my virginity. Feels great don't get me wrong, but......Sex with somebody you love is about 500x better than sex with a girl you're just having sex with because its convenient and easy.
#132 to #102 - jakefenris (05/09/2013) [-]
Making love is always better than having sex
Making love is always better than having sex
#139 to #132 - justtocomment (05/09/2013) [-]
It's all mental. You learn to get over it.
User avatar #142 to #139 - jakefenris (05/09/2013) [-]
I'd never have sex with someone I wasn't in love with and dating.
#143 to #142 - justtocomment (05/09/2013) [-]
Maybe you won't then.
But it really is all mental. We convince ourselves that having more affection toward a person makes the sex better. In reality, it's because if two people who consider themselves to be in love have sex, they're going to be more considerate toward their partner's needs/wants/preferences. When you **** someone just to get off, you and that person will be considerably less catering to each other, you won't share soft touches or stimulate non-sexual parts of the body.
In the end, if you know how to be a good **** , and **** someone who knows how to be a good **** , you'll end up having just as much fun. It's all mental, just be a generous **** , and you'll be fine.
User avatar #144 to #143 - jakefenris (05/09/2013) [-]
Sex has a lot to do with chemicals, as does love. However, on a personal moral level, I do not feel right, nor would I ever consider sleeping with someone I wasn't dating. I am a monogamous person and do not believe or like one night stands.
User avatar #23 - bigmanfifty (05/08/2013) [-]
more like first time going down on a girl...
#79 - ithinkihaveaids **User deleted account** (05/09/2013) [-]
you know, there is a more ''clean'' way..
User avatar #92 to #79 - Zyklone ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
what?... there is no clean sex
User avatar #99 to #92 - ithinkihaveaids **User deleted account** (05/09/2013) [-]
try reading about ''Irony punctuation'' in wikipedia,
helped me a lot!
User avatar #81 to #79 - calawesome (05/09/2013) [-]
**** an Ewok?....cheeky ****** .
#86 to #81 - ithinkihaveaids **User deleted account** (05/09/2013) [-]
oh god, I cant stop laughing
oh god, I cant stop laughing
#88 - thejoemotes (05/09/2013) [-]
Mfw first time having sex.
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