Call Of Duty In A Nut Shell. .. As seen in the comments section. COD nutshell


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#2 - miscarriage (05/05/2013) [-]
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As seen in the comments section.
User avatar #4 to #2 - rtsgamer (05/05/2013) [-]
leeroy jenkins!
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#16 to #2 - dennisc (05/05/2013) [-]
I actually kind of miss commando pro now. I cant stab someone that I'm standing on in Black Ops 2.
User avatar #19 to #16 - HeartOfTheDL (05/05/2013) [-]
Whats even more annoying is when someone does lung at you and hits air but stilll kills you. While you are in their face shoving your knife up their arse and the game says "nah bro you aren't stabbing him, just tickling". I was never a knifer to begin with but when the situation requires me to knife I get jack all and die.
User avatar #20 to #19 - sketchE (05/05/2013) [-]
or the ones where it acts like you stabbed them. you know how it pauses for a second like you just drove your knife into them so you sit there useless for a second
User avatar #22 to #20 - HeartOfTheDL (05/05/2013) [-]
Yeah that sucks as well especially when I'm doing well (I have a pistol only class, after watching a drift0r video, and I do extremely well and I get into the zone). One time I had to reload but the guy was right in front of me, I think he too had to reload as well, I would usually just try and reload but he was vulnerable and I would have the speed advantage. I ran right up into his face melee. I was literally up against his hitbox and then he knifed and killed me. In the kill cam my knife was right in his face and he backed up, after what would have been a kill, and knifed and it hit air but I died. I was standing where I had initially knifed him and he backed up (i didn't run forward after the first swipe) and he got me from 1m further back.

From then on I never try to knife and if both guns are out of ammo I will try reloading as it has a higher success rate then trying to knife someone.
User avatar #23 to #22 - sketchE (05/05/2013) [-]
i played a knife only class for a while. fun as hell for domination. i got more kills with tomahawks and stolen bettys then the knife itself
User avatar #25 to #23 - HeartOfTheDL (05/05/2013) [-]
I hate using betties. They may have the bigger blast radius but man everyone knows how to avoid them. Claymore all the way. Knowing how to place them will save you from getting sandwiched. Also if you are smart placing them in unexpected areas can earn you a funny kill. I have a few favourite spots to put them because it's a place where normally people just run through the area and not expect a face full of claymore. Not to sound hipster but I was using them way before wingsofredemtion made a video using them. Don't care if others use them as they don't know how to use them properly but I'm sure someone would say I only started using them after wings. A nice class to go with is a pistol only class(assuming you are using scavenger) plus claymore. Great rushing and defending class (depending how you build it).
User avatar #26 to #25 - sketchE (05/05/2013) [-]
no one ever seems to use claymores. mainly because theyre such a late level weapon i assume. its near impossible to get the challenges with them
User avatar #27 to #26 - HeartOfTheDL (05/05/2013) [-]
I see it now and then but poorly placed. People still prefer bouncing betties for some reason. They are more of a warning then a good way of picking kills. I find they are a bit too easy to use and doesn't give me that many kills in comparison to the claymore. Even a panic claymore (when you **** out of luck and you place it in front of you as an enemy comes at you or is shooting you close range) gives me a 80% chance of a revenge kill from it. Betties has a longer delay and they will just crouch after you die.

There are challenges for the claymore? I just use the however I want to. I even permanently unlock them when I finally decided to prestige. They are less helpful without scavenger still working my way to it.
User avatar #191 to #27 - sketchE (05/05/2013) [-]
the ones where you hack them and kill the owner or survive it with flack jacket then kill the owner
User avatar #192 to #191 - HeartOfTheDL (05/06/2013) [-]
Thats more of a engineer/blackhat challenge. I was thinking around the lines "get 500 kills with the claymore" sort of deal. In any case I don't go for challenges. Mindless fun and ultimate rage is my thing on CoD.
#109 to #27 - thenipplethief (05/05/2013) [-]
A serious discussion about Black Ops 2....
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#55 - yuvesh (05/05/2013) [-]
how i play
how i play
User avatar #169 to #55 - ichbinzweijahrealt (05/05/2013) [-]
this failure is as big as that I once suffered: a stab wasn't enough to kill a guy in a public match
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User avatar #108 to #45 - iwebby (05/05/2013) [-]
Wall-E has malfunctioned
#97 - thechosentroll (05/05/2013) [-]
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You want an FPS that provides an actual challenge? He's how my usual play session of S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl goes. Atleast on the lowest difficulty setting.

>Load game.
>Shoot some bandits.
>Shoot some more bandits.
>Look for more bandits to shoot.
>Nearly get killed by the bandit that I didn't notice sneaking up on me.
>Burn through half my medkits.
>Loot the dead bandits, making sure to check if they have any loot in their asses. You'd be surprised how crafty those ukranians are.
>Look for more **** to kill.
>Enter underground location.
>Nearly **** pants.
>Get to the center of it and suddenly realise that I'm surrounded by invisible mutants. The only reason they hadn't attacked me yet was because they were arguing who gets to eat my ass after they kill me.
> **** pants.
> **** pants post-mortum.
>Reload save.
>Blast deathmetal, go into a killing frenzy and shoot everything in a 500-metre radius. Even the anomalies. ESPECIALLY the anomalies. **** those things.
>Loot everything and head to the exit.
>Run into an electric anomaly and get fried like a hamster in a microwave.
User avatar #106 to #97 - iwebby (05/05/2013) [-]
is stalker soc an open world rpg?
User avatar #110 to #106 - thechosentroll (05/05/2013) [-]
Open world, yes. RPG, not really. There are no skills, levels or anything like that. The only way of progressing is by getting better equipment and not sucking.
User avatar #111 to #110 - iwebby (05/05/2013) [-]
so inventory?
User avatar #112 to #111 - thechosentroll (05/05/2013) [-]
Yup. You can use a primary and secondary weapon. You can carry as many weapons as you want as long as you don't exceed the weight limit. Your character can't carry too much. It's not that much of a problem if you're carrying stuff over the limit. It won't make your character stop in one place and say "10 grams over limit. Walking disabled". He just gets tired over time and has to occasionally stops for a breather. There's also medkits, bandages(useless), armor, artifacts that give you bonuses, grenades (my favourite), food (starvation can be a problem) and vodka. The vodka's actually pretty useful, since it neutralises some of the radiation in your body. It gets you hammered, though.
User avatar #113 to #112 - iwebby (05/05/2013) [-]
Ok cool, i might buy it, thanks.
User avatar #114 to #113 - thechosentroll (05/05/2013) [-]
Just a tip if you end up playing it. Stay the **** away from anything with "X" in its' name. Also, if you see anything with an abnormaly large head, chuck a grenade at it and run like hell. RUN BITCH, RUUUUUUN!
User avatar #148 to #114 - iwebby (05/05/2013) [-]
OK thanks :D
User avatar #121 to #112 - retrotroglodyte ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
***** wut?
User avatar #122 to #121 - thechosentroll (05/05/2013) [-]
You have to practically spam the bandage hotkey for them to be even remotely effective. A medkit does a much better job. Besides, either I'm the best scavanger ever or medkits grow on trees in S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
User avatar #135 to #122 - retrotroglodyte ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
you know there is difference between health and bleeding right? and there is no way i use 5 health kits to stop red bleeding on full health when all i have to use is 3 bandages
User avatar #138 to #135 - thechosentroll (05/05/2013) [-]
Eh, I rarely get red bleeding. Anything that can make me bleed that much usually kills me with two shots.
User avatar #141 to #138 - retrotroglodyte ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
me too, but snorks usually kick me so hard it pops all my veins open and keep everything else intact which is followed by me shooting them and then bleeding to death because everything i have on me is not enough to stop that bleeding
#161 to #97 - ragnarfag ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
Seems about right.
Seems about right.
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#28 to #15 - foelkera ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
Hank Hill thread?   
Hank Hill thread?

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#146 to #54 - rollertoaster (05/05/2013) [-]
original, if anyone wants it
original, if anyone wants it
#53 to #28 - komradkthulu (05/05/2013) [-]
I've got a couple for you.
I've got a couple for you.
#43 to #28 - kevinspacey **User deleted account** (05/05/2013) [-]
anyone have a gif of this, when peter griffin turned into hank?
#59 to #43 - onipure ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #61 to #59 - kevinspacey **User deleted account** (05/05/2013) [-]
#62 to #61 - onipure ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
no problem, always here to help a funnyjunker
no problem, always here to help a funnyjunker
#46 - xonorithedruid (05/05/2013) [-]
How my team plays most of the time.
How my team plays most of the time.
#124 to #46 - gottmanngoldfish (05/05/2013) [-]
Or you´re just lying to yourself, that it´s them who´s bad and not you.
User avatar #139 to #124 - cheatman (05/05/2013) [-]
Believe me, he ain't lying. Whenever I enter a TDM, I'm usually lugged on the retard team, the team that thinks having that walks away from a match with somat like 36 kills to 75.
#142 to #139 - gottmanngoldfish (05/05/2013) [-]
Test BF3, a more challenging game, more lollygagging and great grafics. gigantic maps too, if you like big maps.
User avatar #143 to #142 - cheatman (05/05/2013) [-]
I play both, and I like both for different reasons. BF3 for actual objective based gameplay and more teamwork orientated action, and then COD for when I straight up just want to shoot everything that moves without having to trek halfway across the map to find someone or put up with a guy who's inssanely good in a jet.
#145 to #143 - gottmanngoldfish (05/05/2013) [-]
Yeah... Those moments are terrible.
User avatar #187 to #46 - thereoncewasaman (05/05/2013) [-]
dang their montages must be super awesome
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User avatar #171 to #40 - arktorious (05/05/2013) [-]
Finland: be afraid.
#44 - slenderwolf (05/05/2013) [-]
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#100 - ReaLCooLGuY (05/05/2013) [-]
Gears of War in a nutshell
Gears of War in a nutshell
User avatar #175 to #100 - mrwightproductions (05/05/2013) [-]
I've been around long enough to know that was an actual front page post before. Was going to bring it up myself actually.
User avatar #178 to #175 - ReaLCooLGuY (05/05/2013) [-]
Yep, it was a while ago too.
#172 to #100 - anon (05/05/2013) [-]
Honestly not really. Maybe Judgement, though. 1-3 just had a larger skill gap and most bad players felt like this.
User avatar #177 to #172 - ReaLCooLGuY (05/05/2013) [-]
Judgement is a game made for casuals, the game itself isn't bad, but you can tell its not like gears 1-3
User avatar #181 to #177 - mrwightproductions (05/05/2013) [-]
Friggin hate the changes made in judgement. I liked gears for its difference.
User avatar #185 to #181 - ReaLCooLGuY (05/05/2013) [-]
preach on brother. It's an expanded dlc if you ask me.
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#1 - kirkbot (05/04/2013) [-]
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CoD on different systems
User avatar #155 to #1 - zombiefied (05/05/2013) [-]
I play cod on my PC and on my ps3... to be honest i like it better on ps3.

yep im gonna get thumbed down
User avatar #66 to #1 - therealtjthemedic ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
glock > deagle anyway
User avatar #158 to #66 - heartlessrobot (05/05/2013) [-]
Everything > Glock and deagle
One blows up in your hand the other blows your hand off with recoil.
User avatar #193 to #158 - therealtjthemedic ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
I know, I'm just saying which pile of **** is better.
#104 to #66 - anon (05/05/2013) [-]
Gun > Gun

It's almost like it doesn't matter.
#92 to #1 - anon (05/05/2013) [-]
So, every time a killed person... It was with a dildo ?

Nice. But not for you.
User avatar #6 to #1 - mehmachine (05/05/2013) [-]
I've never understood why people think Cod is better on Xbox. Sure Xbox gets DLC quicker but besides that aren't they the same?
#14 to #6 - drtfgyhuj (05/05/2013) [-]
The Xbox controller is larger, so it is easier to press the correct buttons
#188 to #14 - powellrebecca (05/05/2013) [-]
someone. finally. said it. thank you.
someone. finally. said it. thank you.
User avatar #67 to #6 - killingtrolls (05/05/2013) [-]
1. its advertised for the Xbox
2. the controller is made for shooters
3. Faster matchmaking
4. bigger community/ more players
5. easier to communicate with others
6. I know I might get flamed for this but... Better Graphics.
#130 to #67 - anon (05/05/2013) [-]
>caring about graphics
User avatar #183 to #67 - grayham (05/05/2013) [-]
1. Microsoft pays more money for advertising (doesn't make the game better)
2. (opinion) and the ps3 controller is made for not shooters?
3. have played on both xbox360 and ps3 and find no difference
4. both are so large that it makes no difference
5. not true. It's is the same.
6. also, no difference between the graphics
User avatar #163 to #67 - sommerli (05/05/2013) [-]
better graphics? they are the same game, only thing that matters is your TV and settings
User avatar #17 to #6 - kyrozor ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
>More casual
>More players
>Easier to find a game
>MUCH MUCH lower level of skill (seriously, I want from wreck house on console to nooblord on PC)
>More popularised
>Easier to just buy a console+CoD game for most people, not everyone is tech savvy
>Lot of people get it recommended to them, from people with the console
>(Equates to above) You buy it to play with friends, a lot of people at least up to 5 years ago, exclusively had an Xbox/Ps3 as opposed to some high powered gaming PC

That's just my input in it, take it how you like.
User avatar #33 to #17 - reretzu (05/05/2013) [-]
And of course split-screen.
User avatar #68 to #17 - therealtjthemedic ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
Lover level of skill =/= better
User avatar #72 to #68 - kyrozor ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
Think of masses that aren't hardcore gamers, they don't want to just go on a game and get stomped ******** all the time.
User avatar #74 to #72 - therealtjthemedic ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
Meh, I find games that are too easy worse than games that are too hard.
You'll eventually get better at a game, but you won't get.. worse?
#194 to #74 - anon (05/06/2013) [-]
omg jus die
User avatar #195 to #194 - therealtjthemedic ONLINE (05/06/2013) [-]
omg nao i cri
User avatar #8 to #6 - nevrit (05/05/2013) [-]
The xbox360 controller is better suited for shooters than the ps3's. Also, it tends to be a little more "hardcore" on Xbox compared to the playstation.
#64 to #8 - anon (05/05/2013) [-]
that's a opinion fag
User avatar #117 to #64 - nevrit (05/05/2013) [-]
Yea, but if you look down a few replies you will see I said it is mostly a matter of preference. Why not read before you post?
User avatar #18 to #8 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/05/2013) [-]
That controller thing is pretty much an opinion. I ******* hate the way the xbox controller is I can play anything much better with the PS controller set up.
User avatar #10 to #8 - mehmachine (05/05/2013) [-]
I had considered that too, But whenever I use an Xbox controller the stick positions just feel wrong to me, yet then i'll have Xbox playing friends who say the same about my Playstation controllers
User avatar #11 to #10 - nevrit (05/05/2013) [-]
They sticks have a different feel to them, but I also feel the triggers/bumpers are better as well compared to the L2/L1 deal. I guess it all boils down to preferance, but I just feel that they xbox is more comfortable. (how long this is however completely relies on the 21st)
User avatar #7 to #6 - meltdownlol (05/05/2013) [-]
Yer the pretty much are all the same. there isn't even really a difference in controls between ps3 and 360
User avatar #21 to #7 - sketchE (05/05/2013) [-]
except when the trigger isnt the trigger
User avatar #179 to #21 - grayham (05/05/2013) [-]
You can switch that in the options menu during the game.
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#180 - stealthnull (05/05/2013) [-]
Actually this is CoD in a Nutshell.
User avatar #149 - strangesir (05/05/2013) [-]
None of this **** in HALO, every time you get shot it's like you're getting fatter by the bullet.
User avatar #164 to #149 - megaguyx (05/05/2013) [-]
Talk about "eating lead", or whatever kind of ammunition you're using.
#168 to #164 - strangesir (05/05/2013) [-]
Me gusta le Battel Roofle I like the Battle Rifle, so yeah, lead ammunition.   
Me gusta le Battel Roofle I like the Battle Rifle, so yeah, lead ammunition.

User avatar #5 - pacoseago (05/05/2013) [-]
*Deadpool in a nutshell
#96 - tacosmells (05/05/2013) [-]
gears of war
gears of war
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User avatar #137 to #123 - benjiburns (05/05/2013) [-]
UHF - Rambo
User avatar #127 to #96 - viscerys (05/05/2013) [-]
Well, that's because the Torque Bow ******* EXPLODES.
#80 - tostito (05/05/2013) [-]
cause I love videgames with logic
cause I love videgames with logic
User avatar #125 to #80 - Schillsifer (05/05/2013) [-]
just cause 2 is so fun, especially with mods. anyone know when the next mutliplayer beta will get released for it?
User avatar #101 to #80 - DeathclawRulez (05/05/2013) [-]
Just Cause 2 is the best.
User avatar #31 - kiricy (05/05/2013) [-]
Black Ops 2 has a knife that will allow you to lunge 3000 miles towards a person only to end up by the side of said person you want to stab ending with you being killed by a shotgun or those overpowered pistols while your character takes his time to put away a knife....
#63 to #31 - anon (05/05/2013) [-]
Don't panic knife in BO2 then you scrub, they nerfed panic knfing because of people like you.
User avatar #196 to #63 - kiricy (05/06/2013) [-]
if i try to play ******* one in the chamber i can spend 3 minutes with 4 other people stabbing at each other and missing whilst running around like ******* chickens
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