my shy gf and me at parties. .. Gf?
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User avatar #12 - blckmamba (05/01/2013) [-]
Of course OP. You can't go anywhere without your hand.


ha ha ha
#2 - puredeliciousness (05/01/2013) [-]
You wouldn't have this problem if you just stayed at home and sat at your computer on the internet like you should.
User avatar #36 to #3 - penismunchernohomo (05/01/2013) [-]
I need the rest of these, I had them and lost them. Please dump
#13 to #3 - foxxywithpaws (05/01/2013) [-]
Social life?
User avatar #130 to #13 - PadreRasta (05/02/2013) [-]
Go away, PS3fag.


I actually own both consoles. I'm a doublefag.
#8 to #3 - Rascal (05/01/2013) [-]
he's really meaning his hand.. considering shes always by his side.
#5 to #3 - blarghagh (05/01/2013) [-]
Parties?
#165 to #5 - Rascal (05/02/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#106 to #5 - Rascal (05/02/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.
#90 - inserttexthere (05/01/2013) [-]
So shes the chick and you're the pussy?
So shes the chick and you're the pussy?
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#94 to #90 - myrrdhin (05/02/2013) [-]
Predictable but still good.
Predictable but still good.
#38 - themanoffail (05/01/2013) [-]
**themanoffail rolled a random image posted in comment #4155113 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** my gf
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#45 to #38 - zenaki (05/01/2013) [-]
**zenaki rolled a random image posted in comment #1823073 at Friendly ** My gf, we should double date
User avatar #46 to #45 - zenaki (05/01/2013) [-]
I'm not even ashamed
User avatar #71 to #46 - shokonicci (05/01/2013) [-]
Why would you be? You're getting so much pussy
User avatar #49 to #38 - spearmint (05/01/2013) [-]
>Billie Piper body
>Keeps mouth shut

Epic ******* roll
User avatar #56 to #38 - metallicaone (05/01/2013) [-]
Slender woman?
User avatar #70 to #38 - thelordofbutthurt (05/01/2013) [-]
Glorious roll.
#31 - qubot (05/01/2013) [-]
you girlfriend is a duck and your a cat
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#117 to #55 - qubot (05/02/2013) [-]
my girlfriend is on a calender
my girlfriend is on a calender
#10 - infinitereaper ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
You must be the duck
#27 to #10 - bonkboy (05/01/2013) [-]
Oh God, Run while you still can.
#37 to #27 - winglit (05/01/2013) [-]
The guy in your picture shoots lightning out of his hands and has ninja moves so him running doesnt tend to happen
#54 to #37 - bonkboy (05/01/2013) [-]
Even I know when I'm in over my head. A psychotic pink-haired axe wielding yandere is one of those situations
User avatar #58 to #54 - Farthestlight (05/01/2013) [-]
Even she has no chance against him, I mean come on. The guy kills almost everyone without hesitation, what makes you think he won't kill her.

Go team Hei!
#63 to #58 - bonkboy (05/01/2013) [-]
I know that man. The character is my mascot on FJ, and practically my idol.

I'm just playing into the yandere role that Yuno plays oh so well.
User avatar #67 to #63 - Farthestlight (05/01/2013) [-]
Oh I see. Hei is one of my favourite anime characters and I couldn't let a comment like that slide. My sincerest apologies good sir.
#72 to #67 - bonkboy (05/01/2013) [-]
nah, man its cool. I understand completely where your coming from.
#28 to #10 - cdula (05/01/2013) [-]
I don't get it...
I don't get it...
User avatar #92 to #28 - infinitereaper ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
Well do you really think OP is the cat?
User avatar #57 to #28 - yunogasaii (05/01/2013) [-]
It's from an anime.
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User avatar #21 - smillinkillah (05/01/2013) [-]
I bet the duck's all like ichbinzweijahrealt and I DEMAND ATTENTION
User avatar #25 to #21 - tiberioustyphr (05/01/2013) [-]
The duck is two years old?
User avatar #23 to #21 - ichbinzweijahrealt (05/01/2013) [-]
Wow dude I hate how my username is so common everyone is mentioning me ALL day without having the intention to do that
User avatar #26 to #23 - thedarkestrogue (05/01/2013) [-]
that cannot be mere coincidence.
#30 to #23 - sagedivinity (05/01/2013) [-]
What does it mean
User avatar #185 to #30 - igenatius (05/02/2013) [-]
It's German for "I am two years old"
User avatar #128 to #23 - riderdouble (05/02/2013) [-]
How the **** do you remember that name.
User avatar #132 to #23 - ugalabugala (05/02/2013) [-]
i have the same problem
#123 - jtastic ONLINE (05/02/2013) [-]
me at parties
User avatar #140 to #123 - thisotherdude (05/02/2013) [-]
You're an undead 6'3" rat like vampire named count Orlok?
#125 - thatkiddonovan (05/02/2013) [-]
>my shy gf and me   
   
lol ok OP.
>my shy gf and me

lol ok OP.
#115 - ghouleyed (05/02/2013) [-]
**ghouleyed rolled a random image posted in comment #178 at Pimping ** Congratz on confessing to your hand.

Must be real love
#85 - infedel ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
>implying you have a girlfriend   
>implying i have one   
>implying
>implying you have a girlfriend
>implying i have one
>implying
User avatar #118 - funnyfuuuuuu (05/02/2013) [-]
Stop being a pussy and tell your girlfriend to stop duck-facing.
User avatar #104 - Durp (05/02/2013) [-]
So op admits to being a pussy.
#17 - kailybailybo (05/01/2013) [-]
So yeah everyone's retelling the same old "Haha your girlfriend is your hand joke"   
   
And I'm just sitting here spazzing out over how adorable this Gif is.   
   
Really, is nobody going to mention it?   
   
[mfw it's too cute for me]]
So yeah everyone's retelling the same old "Haha your girlfriend is your hand joke"

And I'm just sitting here spazzing out over how adorable this Gif is.

Really, is nobody going to mention it?

[mfw it's too cute for me]]
User avatar #34 to #17 - hammarhead (05/01/2013) [-]
I just love you for the beautiful man in your gif
User avatar #112 to #34 - hottbill (05/02/2013) [-]
You mean Sir.Philip Defranco?! I love me some Philly D
User avatar #169 to #112 - kailybailybo (05/02/2013) [-]
I dont get why you guys are getting thumbed down...
User avatar #170 to #169 - hammarhead (05/02/2013) [-]
haha yeah i really dont get that. most people love the guy.
#113 - ilickrainbows (05/02/2013) [-]
This is what I'm like with my best friend because he's not as shy as me...
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