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#53 - anonymous (05/01/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
#50 - jaydarkwater (05/01/2013) [-]
Indeed, I often find myself morphing into an Asian woman with a bow.
User avatar #47 - burningsmurfs (05/01/2013) [-]
A method I found that usually works....

See your boss suddenly but you haven't looked directly at them. Pretend you don't see them, act like you're catching your breath really quick then do something of relevant hard work like move a big box/type fast/whatever the **** that you do is. Turn and look then notice your boss out of the corner of your eye, say "Hey (bosses name here) what's up/what do you need?" Usually either fools them or throws them off enough they don't mention you slacking. Now that I wrote this I realize I need to work on my work ethic or at least work as hard at work as I do on pretending to work.
#43 - thegreenbutton (05/01/2013) [-]
My boss was annoying today. In the middle of work and he wants to move me to work on something else.
#52 to #45 - thegreenbutton (05/01/2013) [-]
Pretty much since he did this all day.
#41 - jtastic (05/01/2013) [-]
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#37 - algonquin (05/01/2013) [-]
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#48 to #37 - nyxeos ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
What is happening in my life that I actually just watched that entire 						*******					 gif.
What is happening in my life that I actually just watched that entire ******* gif.
#27 - youarenotspecial (05/01/2013) [-]
I never slack off at work. Now I feel like a 						*****					.
I never slack off at work. Now I feel like a ***** .
#26 - lunk (04/30/2013) [-]
I'm sorry but this is my favorite Disney Movie
I'm sorry but this is my favorite Disney Movie
User avatar #29 to #26 - christinapilgrim (05/01/2013) [-]
the floor is lava gif! lol
User avatar #24 - henryfordthegod (04/30/2013) [-]
I am my own boss
#19 - KnowinglyUnknown (04/30/2013) [-]
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User avatar #36 to #21 - alyssaloca (05/01/2013) [-]
Please bring honor to us blarggargg
#17 - yodaddysofat ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
mfw boss catches me not working
#16 - sherlyholmes (04/30/2013) [-]
MFW
MFW
User avatar #15 - mrgoodlove (04/30/2013) [-]
It's part of my research!
User avatar #13 - RebelRy (04/30/2013) [-]
Ummmm, my program is compiling?
#12 - moustachefingers (04/30/2013) [-]
Why did I get interns, when I asked for funds?
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#49 to #31 - nyxeos ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
It's so entertaining...
It's so entertaining...
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#11 - alawabidingcitizen (04/30/2013) [-]
I felt this was relevant...
I felt this was relevant...
#25 to #11 - anonymous (04/30/2013) [-]
OH GOD !!!! Who created this gif ?

I love it so much I'm offering him/her a night with myself.

( my + : big boobs and ******

my - : chubby and kind of what's the word again.. ah yes "ugly" )

Anyway, you who created it : I love you :D
User avatar #46 to #25 - hammarhead (05/01/2013) [-]
....If it means you'll love me.... I made this. totes.
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User avatar #30 to #25 - dlman (05/01/2013) [-]
gaaaaaaaaaaay
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#14 to #11 - anonymous (04/30/2013) [-]
That was long, butt worth it.
User avatar #28 to #14 - pinkeraser (05/01/2013) [-]
It took almost as long as the actual movie.
User avatar #20 to #14 - Mahazama (04/30/2013) [-]
And a single HUE was uttered...
#54 to #20 - anonymous (05/01/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
#10 - aasherknight ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
#9 - redstonealchemist (04/30/2013) [-]
i have chinese friend who smiles in the exact same way mulan did here
#4 - afireinsidebrad (04/30/2013) [-]
bitch please, my bosses consistently tell me not to do **** when im in the cashier booth, i do anyway, they take money for employee's checks, take commission from employees, lie to employee's, and dont even show up on time!
User avatar #5 to #4 - rummler (04/30/2013) [-]
they don't show up on time because they own the business and can show up whenever they want.
#6 to #5 - afireinsidebrad (04/30/2013) [-]
not to mention they also **** with my lively hood, by cutting my hours enough to not be able to eat, sorry i forgot to mention that, and just cuz they can choose when to show up doesnt mean they should show up 5 hours after we open, since not everyone can open up in the morning, like me if im sick
User avatar #7 to #6 - rummler (04/30/2013) [-]
What is it that you do exactly?
#8 to #7 - anonymous (04/30/2013) [-]
just a guess but I think he may work in a bank of some sort?
#55 to #8 - afireinsidebrad (05/01/2013) [-]
nope they literally stay at home
#3 - anonymous (04/30/2013) [-]
well, what you're implying here is that i actually worked at one time
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