Greatest Accomplishment Ever. He did the impossible!.. no need to hide tags used correc


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#7 - felixfj (04/28/2013) [-]
no need to hide
no need to hide
User avatar #16 to #7 - titterz (04/28/2013) [-]
Dear god that first jump
#23 to #7 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
Thats unfair the seagul didn't expect his gravity field !
#50 to #23 - srapture (04/28/2013) [-]
He must have the rinnegan.
He must have the rinnegan.
User avatar #189 to #50 - AlexPaincakes (04/28/2013) [-]
Universal pull!
#19 - drperzik (04/28/2013) [-]
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#144 to #19 - beanpopper (04/28/2013) [-]
made me laugh so hard
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#53 to #19 - thekich (04/28/2013) [-]
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User avatar #1 - turtletroll (04/27/2013) [-]
we`ve all wanted to do it.
User avatar #109 - ethkot (04/28/2013) [-]
honestly, I didn't see that coming
User avatar #110 to #109 - martbeast (04/28/2013) [-]
neither did the birds
#153 to #110 - xrainstorm (04/28/2013) [-]
neither are you reading this.
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#62 - fuckinniggers (04/28/2013) [-]
>Be me
>13yrs old
>Dad takes me on a guided fishing trip
> *********
>get out on the bay
>start catching some big ass redfish
>Dad usually casts for me since I am still learning
>I ask him if I could cast just one
>says ok
>go to cast the line
>line goes really high up
>seagull sees the bait wiggling in the air (we were using little fish whose names escapes me at the moment)
>Wiggling is too great for the gull to resist
>Seagull dive bombs it
>misses but gets hooked in the wing
>start reeling it in to claim my prize
>The guide grabs the gull and stuffs the gull's head under its wing and it instantly goes to sleep
>mfw I caught a seagull
#92 to #62 - Pompano (04/28/2013) [-]

Why would you need a guide for inshore redfish fishing? You can catch them of most piers with spinner baits and jigs.
#100 to #92 - fuckinniggers (04/28/2013) [-]
Because it wasn't inshore fishing dude, it was offshore fishing. Trust me, my dad and I know a little about fishing.
#165 to #62 - spearmint (04/28/2013) [-]
9/10 would read again
#134 to #62 - intestines (04/28/2013) [-]
Sorry to break it to you but he isn't asleep.

he's dead
User avatar #140 to #134 - fuckinniggers (04/28/2013) [-]
No I saw the guide pick up and through the seagull out into the air. It woke up and flew away. Their are species of birds who fall asleep if you tuck their heads under their wings.
User avatar #130 to #62 - beardgasm ONLINE (04/28/2013) [-]
One time when I was in my teens I cast my line out and hit a duck. It got hooked and I had to reel it in so I could unhook it. My mom got mad thinking I did it on purpose, but I said how could I possibly hit it from as far away as it was on purpose? I lied though. I was totally aiming for the duck, lol.
User avatar #139 to #130 - fuckinniggers (04/28/2013) [-]
Lol, nice! When I was younger, like a couple years before this story I would throw bread crumbs out on the seafood restaurants patio (I lived near the coast of Texas then Kemah area) just to antagonize the people eating out there. I ended up becoming the lord of the Seagulls and attracted so many that the restaurant waiters and what not had to go out there and shoo the birds away with a broom. One of the Seagulls thought he would be all badass and try to attack the broom. Turns out broom wins and kills the seagull. So the Waiters don't know what to do with it and so the ceremoniously throw him in the nearest trash can. Minutes later I hear large amounts of laughter, I turn and see that the trash can they had put the seagull in was jumping around because the seagull woke up from being knocked out.
User avatar #74 to #62 - moewolf ONLINE (04/28/2013) [-]
His face gets smaller every time i see that picture
User avatar #79 to #74 - fuckinniggers (04/28/2013) [-]
I know, it's great isn't it?
#38 - metaldubstepotato (04/28/2013) [-]
hf after
User avatar #44 to #38 - neutrality ONLINE (04/28/2013) [-]
This kills duck.
#122 to #44 - shortyflyguy (04/28/2013) [-]
duck is kill. no.

where were you when duck is kill ?
#5 - whatasickname (04/28/2013) [-]
I've done this before, it's too easy. pic is cropped from a video of me catching it.
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User avatar #37 to #14 - whatasickname (04/28/2013) [-]
>Dig a trench long enough for you to lay down in, with arms stretched over your head
>cover body and arms with beach towel
>have friend throw potato chips or whatever bait around the towel
>then have them throw bait on the towel
>when they say "now," sit up as fast as you can, sandwhiching the bird between the towel.

From start of "lets catch a seagull" to "holy **** I caught a seagull," it took probably five minutes.
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#10 to #5 - shumdek ONLINE (04/28/2013) [-]
You kinda look like Christopher Eccleston. (9th. Doctor of the Doctor Who series.)
User avatar #11 to #10 - whatasickname (04/28/2013) [-]
i have a feeling its cause of my beak nose
User avatar #12 to #11 - shumdek ONLINE (04/28/2013) [-]
Hairline, body posture, facial structure ^^ Tbh, didn't notice your nose before you pointed it out.
User avatar #13 to #12 - whatasickname (04/28/2013) [-]
oh, thanks then, ill have to look at this guy and see if we're twins.
User avatar #22 to #10 - megaton (04/28/2013) [-]
well **** him he refused to be in the 50th anniversery
#20 to #5 - duckstep [OP](04/28/2013) [-]
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#151 to #5 - thehardcorechimp (04/28/2013) [-]
You are gorgeous   
You obviously lift   
You have the body of a God   
You have very acceptable biceps    
You have bird catching skills   
You have luscious locks    
I love you
You are gorgeous
You obviously lift
You have the body of a God
You have very acceptable biceps
You have bird catching skills
You have luscious locks
I love you
User avatar #24 to #5 - retardedboss ONLINE (04/28/2013) [-]
So... did you **** it?
#106 to #101 - retardedboss ONLINE (04/28/2013) [-]
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#99 - moustachefingers (04/28/2013) [-]
>Prey gets close enough to grasp.
>Lure it in using bait.
>Pounce and apprehend.

***** you just went full frogfish.
User avatar #120 to #99 - aldheim (04/28/2013) [-]
Step two seems kind of pointless, seeing as the prey is already close enough to grasp.
#96 - wtfdidyoueat (04/28/2013) [-]
I just need a few more and i'll be off this island for good.
#85 - bomonsterzz (04/28/2013) [-]
and then he took control of the seagull
User avatar #103 to #85 - undeadwill (04/28/2013) [-]
Oh god that brings back memories..
User avatar #87 to #85 - poppinawheelie (04/28/2013) [-]
Wind Waker nostalgia
#112 to #85 - zombiejew ONLINE (04/28/2013) [-]
That ******* game was 100 dollars now! It was totally worth it~
#9 - mattdoggy (04/28/2013) [-]
>get loaf of bread
>leave a trail of tiny bread pieces from the beach to your hotel door
>leave another trail from one side of the room to the other
>have friends hiding behind the curtains with towels or covers
>when the birds in you close the door and let team B throw covers on seagulls and relocate them to your bathroom.
>repeat the process as many times as possible and build a plethora of bathroom seagulls
>be sure to put plenty of salt water in the bathtub, and fresh water in the sink, a long with lots of food
>after checkout go sit in the parking lot or some place you can see your room from
>wait for maids to go clean up everything and discover your Hitchcock movie scene
>enjoy your product
>get backtraced for animal cruelty and they charge you a ton for ruining the hotel room
User avatar #15 to #9 - SlowpokeForever (04/28/2013) [-]
You had me until the getting caught bit. Might set up a fake identity and wear a disguise if it suits me. But this sounds very fun.
#187 to #9 - mrdrpage (04/28/2013) [-]
And then you have a 			****		 ton of ants from bread crumbs.   
Still, sounds pretty fun.
And then you have a **** ton of ants from bread crumbs.

Still, sounds pretty fun.
#56 - endface (04/28/2013) [-]
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User avatar #102 to #90 - ruuna (04/28/2013) [-]
the god of rape? emh... what the hell is this?
#104 to #102 - brothergrimm (04/28/2013) [-]
it's rapeman!
#105 - superowned (04/28/2013) [-]
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User avatar #127 to #105 - Mesmus (04/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #118 to #105 - icecreamonnips (04/28/2013) [-]
dont we all?
User avatar #132 - blarghagh (04/28/2013) [-]
>be chillin on the beach with mah ******
>see jamal and ask wats crackin
>said he stole some bread and flew away like a bitch
>suddenly out of ******* nowhere a human bursts out of the ******* ground
>jamal and tyrone dip real quick like
>stuck in grasps of human with no way out
>struggle but this mutha ***** aint lettin go

let this be a warnin to y'all these, mutha ****** can now travel underground and they be snatchin yo ass
#108 - deathleprechaun (04/28/2013) [-]
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#146 - schneidend (04/28/2013) [-]
He would probably do just fine stranded on an uncharted island.
#145 - istrollid (04/28/2013) [-]
HFW. Your bird intelligence is no match for my people intelligence
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