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#7 - felixfj
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(04/28/2013) [-]
no need to hide
no need to hide
#23 to #7 - anon
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Thats unfair the seagul didn't expect his gravity field !
#50 to #23 - srapture
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(04/28/2013) [-]
He must have the rinnegan.
He must have the rinnegan.
#189 to #50 - AlexPaincakes
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Universal pull!
#16 to #7 - titterz
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Dear god that first jump
#1 - turtletroll
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(04/27/2013) [-]
we`ve all wanted to do it.
#19 - drperzik
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(04/28/2013) [-]
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#144 to #19 - beanpopper
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(04/28/2013) [-]
made me laugh so hard
#35 to #19 - razerdude ONLINE
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(04/28/2013) [-]
lol
lol
#53 to #19 - thekich
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#38 - metaldubstepotato
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(04/28/2013) [-]
hf after
#149 to #38 - vycanismajoris
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#44 to #38 - neutrality
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(04/28/2013) [-]
This kills duck.
#122 to #44 - shortyflyguy
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(04/28/2013) [-]
duck is kill. no.

where were you when duck is kill ?
#62 - fuckinniggers
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(04/28/2013) [-]
>Be me
>13yrs old
>Dad takes me on a guided fishing trip
>*********
>get out on the bay
>start catching some big ass redfish
>Dad usually casts for me since I am still learning
>I ask him if I could cast just one
>says ok
>go to cast the line
>line goes really high up
>seagull sees the bait wiggling in the air (we were using little fish whose names escapes me at the moment)
>Wiggling is too great for the gull to resist
>Seagull dive bombs it
>misses but gets hooked in the wing
>start reeling it in to claim my prize
>The guide grabs the gull and stuffs the gull's head under its wing and it instantly goes to sleep
>mfw I caught a seagull
#92 to #62 - Pompano
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Why would you need a guide for inshore redfish fishing? You can catch them of most piers with spinner baits and jigs.
#100 to #92 - fuckinniggers
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Because it wasn't inshore fishing dude, it was offshore fishing. Trust me, my dad and I know a little about fishing.
#134 to #62 - intestines
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Sorry to break it to you but he isn't asleep.


he's dead
#140 to #134 - fuckinniggers
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(04/28/2013) [-]
No I saw the guide pick up and through the seagull out into the air. It woke up and flew away. Their are species of birds who fall asleep if you tuck their heads under their wings.
#165 to #62 - spearmint
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(04/28/2013) [-]
9/10 would read again
#130 to #62 - beardgasm
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(04/28/2013) [-]
One time when I was in my teens I cast my line out and hit a duck. It got hooked and I had to reel it in so I could unhook it. My mom got mad thinking I did it on purpose, but I said how could I possibly hit it from as far away as it was on purpose? I lied though. I was totally aiming for the duck, lol.
#139 to #130 - fuckinniggers
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Lol, nice! When I was younger, like a couple years before this story I would throw bread crumbs out on the seafood restaurants patio (I lived near the coast of Texas then Kemah area) just to antagonize the people eating out there. I ended up becoming the lord of the Seagulls and attracted so many that the restaurant waiters and what not had to go out there and shoo the birds away with a broom. One of the Seagulls thought he would be all badass and try to attack the broom. Turns out broom wins and kills the seagull. So the Waiters don't know what to do with it and so the ceremoniously throw him in the nearest trash can. Minutes later I hear large amounts of laughter, I turn and see that the trash can they had put the seagull in was jumping around because the seagull woke up from being knocked out.
#74 to #62 - moewolf
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(04/28/2013) [-]
His face gets smaller every time i see that picture
#79 to #74 - fuckinniggers
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(04/28/2013) [-]
I know, it's great isn't it?
#109 - ethkot
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(04/28/2013) [-]
honestly, I didn't see that coming
#110 to #109 - martbeast
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(04/28/2013) [-]
neither did the birds
#152 to #110 - xrainstorm
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#153 to #110 - xrainstorm
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(04/28/2013) [-]
neither are you reading this.
#5 - whatasickname
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(04/28/2013) [-]
I've done this before, it's too easy. pic is cropped from a video of me catching it.
#14 to #5 - fullretard
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#37 to #14 - whatasickname
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(04/28/2013) [-]
>Dig a trench long enough for you to lay down in, with arms stretched over your head
>cover body and arms with beach towel
>have friend throw potato chips or whatever bait around the towel
>then have them throw bait on the towel
>when they say "now," sit up as fast as you can, sandwhiching the bird between the towel.

From start of "lets catch a seagull" to "holy **** I caught a seagull," it took probably five minutes.
#73 to #37 - fullretard
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#20 to #5 - duckstep [OP]
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#151 to #5 - thehardcorechimp
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(04/28/2013) [-]
You are gorgeous   
You obviously lift   
You have the body of a God   
You have very acceptable biceps    
You have bird catching skills   
You have luscious locks    
I love you
You are gorgeous
You obviously lift
You have the body of a God
You have very acceptable biceps
You have bird catching skills
You have luscious locks
I love you
#198 to #151 - whatasickname
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#10 to #5 - shumdek
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(04/28/2013) [-]
You kinda look like Christopher Eccleston. (9th. Doctor of the Doctor Who series.)
#11 to #10 - whatasickname
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(04/28/2013) [-]
i have a feeling its cause of my beak nose
#12 to #11 - shumdek
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Hairline, body posture, facial structure ^^ Tbh, didn't notice your nose before you pointed it out.
#13 to #12 - whatasickname
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(04/28/2013) [-]
oh, thanks then, ill have to look at this guy and see if we're twins.
#22 to #10 - megaton
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(04/28/2013) [-]
well **** him he refused to be in the 50th anniversery
#24 to #5 - retardedboss ONLINE
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(04/28/2013) [-]
So... did you **** it?
#101 to #24 - whatasickname
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#106 to #101 - retardedboss ONLINE
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#95 - konamicode
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#160 to #95 - anon
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Buttsex
#182 to #160 - konamicode
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#25 - ariusbrightwing
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(04/28/2013) [-]
That guy is such a ******* dick.
#69 to #25 - turretbuddy
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Dirty hippie.
#75 to #25 - RedJoker
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(04/28/2013) [-]
YFW butthurt.
#45 to #25 - redneckhokage
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(04/28/2013) [-]
found the peta fag
#26 to #25 - alstorp
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(04/28/2013) [-]
He only held it.. I don't think he went and fisted it later.
#27 to #26 - ariusbrightwing
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Still, scaring the **** out of that burd, it's life flashing before it's eyes when it stops flapping and accepts it's fate.

We're already more intelligent than any animal on the planet, but NO, he just HAD to prove his big-dick superiority by catching an innocent burdie. For what? For fun.

And that is why he's a dick.
#28 to #27 - alstorp
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Do you also despise fishing? Because in that way it's waaaay worse. With the hook and all.
#36 to #28 - abdullahmag
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(04/28/2013) [-]
i know you're not talking to me, but i despise fishing as a sport, in fact, any form of hunting practiced as a sport should be despised in my opinion.

however, fishing (or hunting for that matter) for the purpose of nutrition is acceptable as long as the killing blow is executed as humanly as possible.
#43 to #36 - omnipotentsoap
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#61 to #36 - yuukiii
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(04/28/2013) [-]
with a fish moving like crazy i dont think you can one shot kill it. same thing with other animals. my bf family a few years ago wanted rabbit for dinner. i dont think they have ever killed a live animal before because it took them a lil while to actually kill it. from what he told me he couldnt sleep for a few nights because he could still hear it scream.    
soooo yea i think its different base on how experience you are.
with a fish moving like crazy i dont think you can one shot kill it. same thing with other animals. my bf family a few years ago wanted rabbit for dinner. i dont think they have ever killed a live animal before because it took them a lil while to actually kill it. from what he told me he couldnt sleep for a few nights because he could still hear it scream.
soooo yea i think its different base on how experience you are.
#29 to #28 - ariusbrightwing
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Noep. I like burdies. ovo

Come at me bro.
#31 to #29 - alstorp
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(04/28/2013) [-]
I like owls. So badass.
I like owls. So badass.
#32 to #31 - ariusbrightwing
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(04/28/2013) [-]
OvO
OvO
#33 to #32 - alstorp
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#30 to #29 - ariusbrightwing
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Kidding, I'm not a ******* vegan or anything, I just don't like the idea of hooking them though.
#58 to #27 - ruinsage
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(04/28/2013) [-]
This image has expired
but will it blend?
#42 to #27 - huzibizi
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(04/28/2013) [-]
found a vegifag
found a vegifag
#206 to #42 - ariusbrightwing
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(04/29/2013) [-]
I'm not a vegan.
#41 to #27 - kaiizel
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Worse happens in the wild, deal with it.
#60 to #27 - TATTYBOJANGLES
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#57 to #27 - gotbannedicusvile
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I would kill you for fun.
#65 to #27 - theshadowed
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Unless you're a vegan, shut the **** up.
#204 to #65 - ariusbrightwing
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(04/29/2013) [-]
I'm not a vegan, and I will not shut up. Soppy cunt.
#207 to #204 - theshadowed
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(04/29/2013) [-]
Says you?
'Oh noes, the ickle dick seagulls got scared! Whatever are we going to do? Oh doesn't matter, I'll continue to eat this cow that never got to live his life to its full potential. It could've become president, but its alright, I'm a hypocritical dick.'-ariusbrightwing
#208 to #207 - ariusbrightwing
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(04/29/2013) [-]
You're the hypocrite bro.

Leave, diseased peasant.
#209 to #208 - theshadowed
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(04/29/2013) [-]
Quiet, you filthy mongrel. And how am I a hypocrite?
#210 to #209 - ariusbrightwing
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(04/29/2013) [-]
Hush, abyssal swine, infernal cow, blithering harpy, filthy wench!


I was never the good one at having to explain things, do your part to see through my point of view.

Also I'm having trouble de-cyphering what point of view "Unless you're a vegan, shut the **** up." is in.
#211 to #210 - theshadowed
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(04/29/2013) [-]
Heretical insect-ridden blathering foolish nincompoop! Begone!

I do apologise for being rude. What I meant was that while you complain about this, if you are not a vegan, you quite happily have animals killed for you to eat. But you think a man grabbing a seagull is horrible
#212 to #211 - ariusbrightwing
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(04/29/2013) [-]
My apologies, I think we got off on the wrong foot.

I'm a bird guy. I do think animal cruelty is wrong, but in means of hunting I would hunt an animal, except for birds. I'd never hurt a bird intentionally, even if I was starving and lost, I'd literally rather die.

Purchasing beef at the market IS for my survival in a sense, and thus I may say.... come at me bro.
#213 to #212 - theshadowed
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(04/29/2013) [-]
Fair enough. I personally enjoy bird shooting as a sport, though we do eat everything we kill. Its been a pleasure having this argument, I must say
#215 to #213 - ariusbrightwing
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(04/29/2013) [-]
It started as an argument, but now it's civil. Disagreeable, but civil.
#217 to #215 - theshadowed
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(04/29/2013) [-]
Its been amusing having this civil chat with you. Auf weidersehen, mein Freund
#132 - blarghagh
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(04/28/2013) [-]
>be chillin on the beach with mah ******
>see jamal and ask wats crackin
>said he stole some bread and flew away like a bitch
>suddenly out of ******* nowhere a human bursts out of the ******* ground
>jamal and tyrone dip real quick like
>stuck in grasps of human with no way out
>struggle but this mutha ***** aint lettin go

let this be a warnin to y'all these, mutha ****** can now travel underground and they be snatchin yo ass
#154 to #132 - LOLinternet
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