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#12 - heafi (04/27/2013) [-]
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#45 to #12 - nippuhl (04/28/2013) [-]
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#156 to #45 - itsfreecola (04/28/2013) [-]
GET OUT
GET OUT
#157 to #156 - nippuhl (04/28/2013) [-]
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How's it going, i'm Ray Bingo.
#192 to #159 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
User avatar #262 to #157 - PopcornViking (04/28/2013) [-]
its pronounced, "bongo"
#133 to #45 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
#8 - Cleavland Steamer (04/27/2013) [-]
I think he just ejaculated in his trousers from all that shaking
I think he just ejaculated in his trousers from all that shaking
#20 to #8 - xpyrofire **User deleted account** (04/28/2013) [-]
source for a movie?
User avatar #25 to #20 - lunchablespizza (04/28/2013) [-]
Cabin in the woods, amazing ******* movie
#122 to #25 - xpyrofire **User deleted account** (04/28/2013) [-]
Here's your thumb up . Thanks.
#86 to #25 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
STUPID MOVIE!!! have advanced equipment but only guarded by small stupid swat
#37 to #25 - winglit ONLINE (04/28/2013) [-]
What if the old gods are real and the worlds super powers have been starting wars with small countries in order to provide enough violence to placate them? O_O
User avatar #72 to #37 - steedawwg **User deleted account** (04/28/2013) [-]
Then I don't want to live knowing such horrifying creatures actually exist. ************* Angry Molesting Tree. NOPE
User avatar #21 to #20 - Cleavland Steamer (04/28/2013) [-]
Toy Story 2
#50 to #8 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
what is the source of this fine .gif, young man?
User avatar #74 to #8 - bakajack (04/28/2013) [-]
what on earth is this from?
User avatar #78 to #74 - VaultTechy (04/28/2013) [-]
Cabin in the Woods, second best movie of 2012!
User avatar #135 to #78 - krazykorn (04/28/2013) [-]
What's your first? I honestly thought that movie sucked.
User avatar #222 to #135 - VaultTechy (04/28/2013) [-]
Django Unchained was the best one; and the trick to Cabin in The Woods was that it was an homage. To people aren't educated about horror movie culture, specifically the B movies of the late '70s and grindhouse horror films of thee '80s, I can totally see why it seemed stupid and seedy...but the very fact people thought that proves it succeeded!
#224 to #222 - creosote (04/28/2013) [-]
B-movie horror of the 80s and 90s was the greatest thing out there.
B-movie horror of the 80s and 90s was the greatest thing out there.
#227 to #224 - VaultTechy (04/28/2013) [-]
He may be much older and not exactly in shape from what we saw in "My Name Is Bruce", but I still think Bruce Campbell could have played a role in the Evil Dead remake! The good news, however, is that thanks to Sam Raimi's success with his Wizard of Oz movie and the success of the Evil Dead remake, Raimi and Campbell are currently writing the script for the fourth Evil Dead film, rumored to be called Army of Darkness 2..they originally planned a four part series, but Raimi and Campbell were "burnt out" after the first AoD... I just can't believe I'm actually going to live in a time where I get to see the final Bruce Campbell Evil Dead movie IN THEATERS.   
MFW happiest moment ever
He may be much older and not exactly in shape from what we saw in "My Name Is Bruce", but I still think Bruce Campbell could have played a role in the Evil Dead remake! The good news, however, is that thanks to Sam Raimi's success with his Wizard of Oz movie and the success of the Evil Dead remake, Raimi and Campbell are currently writing the script for the fourth Evil Dead film, rumored to be called Army of Darkness 2..they originally planned a four part series, but Raimi and Campbell were "burnt out" after the first AoD... I just can't believe I'm actually going to live in a time where I get to see the final Bruce Campbell Evil Dead movie IN THEATERS.
MFW happiest moment ever
#229 to #227 - creosote (04/28/2013) [-]
I knew that he was going to be in another Evil Dead film, but I had no idea it would be a sequel to the original series. Next to the final film of the Blood and Icecream series, there is nothing I want to see more than Campbell as Ash again. On a similar note, was the remake any good?
I knew that he was going to be in another Evil Dead film, but I had no idea it would be a sequel to the original series. Next to the final film of the Blood and Icecream series, there is nothing I want to see more than Campbell as Ash again. On a similar note, was the remake any good?
#238 to #229 - VaultTechy (04/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, actually. I was worried about it, because I figured they'd either mega-budget it and turn it into some flashy light-show, or they'd try too hard to do the original over again, and lacking the original's era and roster, fail in the process, but they just kind of re-did Evil Dead; something that pushed the limits, aimed to the 18-30 y/o crowd and full of attitude that reflects how little it cares about how much it's grossing your girlfriend out because hey, she's the one who thought she liked horror movies and picked it at the theatre
Yeah, actually. I was worried about it, because I figured they'd either mega-budget it and turn it into some flashy light-show, or they'd try too hard to do the original over again, and lacking the original's era and roster, fail in the process, but they just kind of re-did Evil Dead; something that pushed the limits, aimed to the 18-30 y/o crowd and full of attitude that reflects how little it cares about how much it's grossing your girlfriend out because hey, she's the one who thought she liked horror movies and picked it at the theatre
#253 to #238 - creosote (04/28/2013) [-]
Didn't see you had replied, as I'm sure you can tell. Probably the most important question for me: Was it funny, like Evil Dead II, or did the cut the humor and just dive into the horror?
User avatar #254 to #253 - VaultTechy (04/28/2013) [-]
It was definitely taking all of it's cues from the first Evil Dead, so not as much comedy value, but heavy on the horror, yeah. Very confident in what it was doing, I suppose the original was too and maybe one day we'll laugh at how outdated the 2013 version was, and it'll renew the unintentional comedy of the first one but for right now it's pretty pointedly straight-up scary
#255 to #254 - creosote (04/28/2013) [-]
That's too bad. I honestly wasn't that big of a fan of the original, but I guess I ought to give it another go and give the remake a chance.
That's too bad. I honestly wasn't that big of a fan of the original, but I guess I ought to give it another go and give the remake a chance.
#256 to #255 - VaultTechy (04/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, it is kind of a shame...the second Evil Dead was kind of a parody to the first though, so my assumption (and hope) is that history'll repeat and when the inevitable sequel to this Evil Dead rolls around it'll poke fun at it's own origins as well..
Yeah, it is kind of a shame...the second Evil Dead was kind of a parody to the first though, so my assumption (and hope) is that history'll repeat and when the inevitable sequel to this Evil Dead rolls around it'll poke fun at it's own origins as well..
#257 to #256 - creosote (04/28/2013) [-]
That would be awesome. It would be cool to see what brand of humor a newer version of the franchise would aim for. Surely the blood overkill wouldn't be present, seeing as part of the humor in that came from how fake the blood looked in the first place.   
Unrelated question: How do you feel about the Blood and Icrecream Trilogy?
That would be awesome. It would be cool to see what brand of humor a newer version of the franchise would aim for. Surely the blood overkill wouldn't be present, seeing as part of the humor in that came from how fake the blood looked in the first place.
Unrelated question: How do you feel about the Blood and Icrecream Trilogy?
User avatar #258 to #257 - VaultTechy (04/28/2013) [-]
Good shows, definitely; I loved how in the UK, the theatrical release date for Shaun of the Dead and the 2004 Dawn of the Dead remake were the exact same day, and both were fantastic zombie flicks...isn't the third one some kind of apocalyptic bit? IGN blew the whistle on *something* but it didn't quite sound like it was part of Cornetto (I've always known 'em as the Cornetto trilogy so it actually took some Google to find out what Blood and Ice-Cream was, hahah..)
#259 to #258 - creosote (04/28/2013) [-]
I'm not entirely sure to be honest. I was originally under the impression that it was going to be about aliens, but that has since been denied. I'm pretty sure it will have SOMETHING to do with the apocalypse, but be it aliens, or whatever, we'll just have to wait and see. I'm pumped though. I'm pissed off that I have to wait until October to see it though, whereas it comes out in August in the U.K. Probably the most disappointing thing to me about the series as a whole though, is that pretty much the whole cast of Spaced has had some appearance throughout the series, with the exception of Mark Heap... Who is amazing. That being said, this movie is going to be amazing.
I'm not entirely sure to be honest. I was originally under the impression that it was going to be about aliens, but that has since been denied. I'm pretty sure it will have SOMETHING to do with the apocalypse, but be it aliens, or whatever, we'll just have to wait and see. I'm pumped though. I'm pissed off that I have to wait until October to see it though, whereas it comes out in August in the U.K. Probably the most disappointing thing to me about the series as a whole though, is that pretty much the whole cast of Spaced has had some appearance throughout the series, with the exception of Mark Heap... Who is amazing. That being said, this movie is going to be amazing.
User avatar #264 to #222 - krazykorn (04/29/2013) [-]
Well I mean I thought it was a good rental, which is what I did. I just thought it was sappy and with a dumb plot line really. Special effects were real good. Just seemed cheesy to me. I did really like Django too
User avatar #266 to #264 - VaultTechy (04/29/2013) [-]
Jeez, people thumbed you down and stuff over your opinion, I guess that's FJ, either way I get where you're coming from, Cabin in the Woods just isn't for everyone..
#87 to #78 - azsx (04/28/2013) [-]
what the best movie
#104 to #87 - unholyjebus (04/28/2013) [-]
Battleship
#101 to #8 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
whats that from?
#109 to #8 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
What movie/show is this gif from?
#90 to #8 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
STUPID MOVIE!!! have advanced equipment but only guarded by small group of swat

the worst part is all the monsters come out only by pressing a stupid button. NO password, NO eye or finger scanner, just press it, WTF?
User avatar #143 to #8 - mondominiman ONLINE (04/28/2013) [-]
That movie was great. I enjoy these kind of movies over those terrible Hollywood box office "hits"
User avatar #10 to #8 - wienersack (04/27/2013) [-]
Well, it IS considered playing with yourself if you shake more than twice so.......
User avatar #11 to #10 - Cleavland Steamer (04/27/2013) [-]
what about 2 shakes of a lambs tail?




if the lamb shakes its tail 3 times, is it playing with itself?
#193 to #11 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
#3 - mulk (04/27/2013) [-]
im gonna be using this more often
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#125 to #103 - mrdrpage (04/28/2013) [-]
The phrasing, the picture, the way I read it, it was all perfect.
The phrasing, the picture, the way I read it, it was all perfect.
#63 - thoughtspot (04/28/2013) [-]
I love redminus!
I love redminus!
#172 to #63 - spetsnazvymple (04/28/2013) [-]
can i have the source to this
#204 to #172 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
[url deleted]

There ya go.
#207 to #204 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
**** , I'm a stupid anon.

/ watch ?v=ye-n7x_u20k <---try that.
#248 to #63 - bonlino (04/28/2013) [-]
isnt he dreamy?
isnt he dreamy?
#73 to #63 - sunnyday ONLINE (04/28/2013) [-]
Well, time to go sit in the corner and cry.
Well, time to go sit in the corner and cry.
#53 - Forfunaccount (04/28/2013) [-]
More than 2 shakes and you're playing with it?
The hell kind of rule is that? I pretty much spend the entire day playing with it.
User avatar #57 to #53 - aldheim (04/28/2013) [-]
Whoever came up with that is either an idiot, or comes extremely fast.
It takes a lot more than three shakes for me to finish.
#54 to #19 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
No matter how much you wiggle, and how much you dance, the last two drops go in your pants
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#106 - toughactintinactin (04/28/2013) [-]
So does anyone else get pee shivers? Like you're peeing and then you just shiver down your spine?
So does anyone else get pee shivers? Like you're peeing and then you just shiver down your spine?
User avatar #155 to #106 - cormy (04/28/2013) [-]
I used to get them when I was younger, not anymore though. Don't really know why...
User avatar #163 to #106 - adrianking (04/28/2013) [-]
Are you kidding me? I wouldn't bother peeing if it wasn't for that shiver.
User avatar #108 to #106 - vetis (04/28/2013) [-]
That sounds ******* awful... What a mess... -patpat-
User avatar #110 to #108 - sorrybut (04/28/2013) [-]
No it feels ******* awesome man, I swear.
User avatar #111 to #110 - vetis (04/28/2013) [-]
But wouldn't it get everywhere?
User avatar #118 to #111 - badmonkey ONLINE (04/28/2013) [-]
A shiver, not a ****** spasm
User avatar #130 to #118 - vetis (04/28/2013) [-]
Seems the same thing to me. Sorry, mate, must be a cultural difference in the understanding of that word.
User avatar #113 to #111 - sorrybut (04/28/2013) [-]
That's not the point, it feels awesome.
User avatar #114 to #113 - vetis (04/28/2013) [-]
Fair enough <3
User avatar #129 to #106 - ffx (04/28/2013) [-]
Only in the morning after a lengthy piss.
User avatar #131 to #129 - toughactintinactin (04/28/2013) [-]
Yah i get it in the morning too, but It's also like, every other piss for me. As sorrybut said though, they can feel pretty awesome.
#75 - anon (04/28/2013) [-]
Es hilft kein Schütteln, es hilft kein Klopfen.

In die Hose geht der letzte Tropfen.
#93 to #75 - haunterbrony (04/28/2013) [-]
So sieht's aus.
#96 to #75 - crazyanduknowit (04/28/2013) [-]
No anon, you can't invade Poland!
#76 - TATTYBOJANGLES (04/28/2013) [-]
OK, weird question. When you've been bursting for a piss for a long time and you finally get to the bathroom and begin pissing, does anybody else get the horrible feeling that you might actually be dreaming and you're in the process of pissing the bed?   
   
Just me?
OK, weird question. When you've been bursting for a piss for a long time and you finally get to the bathroom and begin pissing, does anybody else get the horrible feeling that you might actually be dreaming and you're in the process of pissing the bed?

Just me?
User avatar #77 to #76 - deemetaldragon (04/28/2013) [-]
Nope, I get that sometimes too. Mostly in public bathrooms.
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User avatar #134 to #124 - mulk (04/28/2013) [-]
it doesnt matter how you swing and dance, the last srop will always fall in your pants
#142 - powerfapping (04/28/2013) [-]
Am I the only one that can't get that last drop of semen out until AFTER I pull up my pants?
User avatar #154 to #142 - cormy (04/28/2013) [-]
There is... TECHNIQUE! XD
After finishing, there is still always some left in your semi, as it shrinks down, that semen is expelled so there is nearly ALWAYS more inside there unless you work it out with your hand or keep trying to push it out through contraction and whatnot.
Typically once I finish off, I take a new kleenex, fold that **** up into a semen pad and just put that around my head and shove that **** in my pants. Usually like, 10 minutes later I can take it out and all is well.
#27 - baconfattie (04/28/2013) [-]
More than 3 shakes it's a wank.
User avatar #30 to #27 - baryonyxer (04/28/2013) [-]
Shake it once thats fine
Shake it twice thats ok
Shake it three times, you're playing with yourself
User avatar #38 to #30 - Slurve (04/28/2013) [-]
I haven't listened to good charlotte in years.
User avatar #24 - generaljosh (04/28/2013) [-]
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The rest of the cartoon makes it a billion times better
User avatar #33 to #24 - gormless (04/28/2013) [-]
That was ******* awesome.
#70 to #24 - bananamilkshake (04/28/2013) [-]
oh lawd it's funny

thank you, good sir!
User avatar #32 - Mawxter (04/28/2013) [-]
Squeeze the base with your fingers and move your fingers up to the tip. No more last drop problems.
User avatar #69 to #32 - vatra (04/28/2013) [-]
It's called toothpasting, my friend.
#83 to #32 - rakoom (04/28/2013) [-]
Your name is so blue it... Shimmers... Like a blue, shining pokemon-card.
User avatar #98 to #32 - ningyoaijin (04/28/2013) [-]
Only works if you don't have a foreskin like a swollen wind sock.
#46 to #32 - Deanoss (04/28/2013) [-]
exactly what i was going to say
#59 to #32 - derpybestpony (04/28/2013) [-]
lightly squeeze the base of your tail and run your fingers along the length to the tip...
lightly squeeze the base of your tail and run your fingers along the length to the tip...
#40 - checkemtrain (04/28/2013) [-]
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So true.
#151 - shazmo (04/28/2013) [-]
This is how I get the last drop off
This is how I get the last drop off
User avatar #85 - fuckthepolice (04/28/2013) [-]
You can flick it, you can shake it, you can bang it on the wall, but it's when you stick it in your pants that the last drop will always fall.
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