Mfw parents try to talk to you about sex. Abandon.. Why do you care if my parents talk to me about sex? Gif related, it's what they've told me so far dat shit
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#3 - maxcarnage (04/23/2013) [-]
Why do you care if my parents talk to me about sex?   
   
Gif related, it's what they've told me so far
Why do you care if my parents talk to me about sex?

Gif related, it's what they've told me so far
#6 to #3 - antisocialtwilight (04/24/2013) [-]
MFW my parents try to talk to me about sex.
MFW my parents try to talk to me about sex.
#26 to #6 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
Probably not the best idea to tell your parents about your love for inanimate objects when they're talking about sex.
#77 - Yojimbo (04/24/2013) [-]
When your parents walk in on the one sex scene in the movie you are watching.
When your parents walk in on the one sex scene in the movie you are watching.
#59 - jaigurudevaom (04/24/2013) [-]
My parents didn't talk me to about sex   
And we had very little sex ed in school (most of it was in primary school, but we had to watch a woman giving birth. Nasty)    
   
So the first time I saw a penis irl was so weird for me   
mfw
My parents didn't talk me to about sex
And we had very little sex ed in school (most of it was in primary school, but we had to watch a woman giving birth. Nasty)

So the first time I saw a penis irl was so weird for me
mfw
User avatar #79 to #59 - savethepandas (04/24/2013) [-]
i assumed you are male so that part about seeing a penis was confusing to me
#31 - PedoBearFTW (04/24/2013) [-]
When I hang out with my friends, my mom honestly thinks that I'm having sex and doing drugs.   
   
I go to book stores and play video games at my friends' houses.    
   
 I've never even had any relationship whatsoever or even smoked pot
When I hang out with my friends, my mom honestly thinks that I'm having sex and doing drugs.

I go to book stores and play video games at my friends' houses.

I've never even had any relationship whatsoever or even smoked pot
User avatar #80 to #31 - blokrokker (04/24/2013) [-]
I know your pain.
#43 to #31 - drshkidz (04/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's uh... That's what most people do these days.
Sex and drugs.
I guess all the girls you know are just too old to interest you.
User avatar #39 to #31 - soupmayonnaise (04/24/2013) [-]
maybe she saw your username??
#33 to #31 - masterboll (04/24/2013) [-]
PedoBearFTW will always fail as long as there is Chris Hansen around
User avatar #50 to #33 - tonyredgrave (04/24/2013) [-]
Chris Hansen will fail as long as the Booty Warrior is around.
#1 - nicopwnz (04/23/2013) [-]
Everytime my dad starts talking to me about sex, it feels as though it came from a scene from the original american pie.
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User avatar #93 to #1 - skullzero (04/24/2013) [-]
That'd be pretty cool, he's the coolest dad ever...
#40 - royrogersmcfreely (04/24/2013) [-]
**royrogersmcfreely rolled a random image posted in comment #333 at That's just harsh.. ** mfw mine talk to me
#64 - jacobhasfunnies (04/24/2013) [-]
Ive only had the sex talk once in the car.. it went something like.."slow down someone might catch us"
#4 - asderition (04/24/2013) [-]
Stupid Crazy Love in case anyone was curious. Emma Stone is hot.
#5 to #4 - asderition (04/24/2013) [-]
Crazy Stupid***
#7 to #5 - fingapopyabuttho (04/24/2013) [-]
I just watched it so I had to make it.
I just watched it so I had to make it.
#12 to #7 - asderition (04/24/2013) [-]
It was a great movie, good content and good for you mate.
User avatar #13 to #12 - tkfourtwoone (04/24/2013) [-]
"Great movie"?!

The only thing bearable about it were Steve Carell and Juliane Moore... Otherwise it's just a girly teenager flick

******* Christ, Emma Stone fapboys everywhere!
#14 to #13 - asderition (04/24/2013) [-]
I remember when I thought my opinion was the center of everyone's attentions, I was like.... 15? Hey bro, I can think a movie is good without some child condemning both me and said movie. Also, you are neglecting Ryan Gosling, who was quite admirable. And yeah, what can i say, I enjoy her, another opinion. Finally, go **** yourself you ******* cunt.
User avatar #16 to #14 - luidias (04/24/2013) [-]
I enjoyed crazy stupid love quite a bit as well, but strangely, I tend to dislike Emma Stone in most of her roles. She's constantly playing the same character.

I generally don't like Steve Carell either, but he was quite likeable in that movie.
#51 to #16 - asderition (04/24/2013) [-]
I liked the twist, Stone being Carrell's daughter, etc. It made for good story. And I can agree on Steve Carell, his humor used to bore me, but I really do enjoy him now. And ever since Zombieland, I have loved Emma Stone.
#110 to #51 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
spoiler alert
#47 to #13 - schneidend (04/24/2013) [-]
I remember what it was like to think being an obnoxious, vitriolic retard made me look cool. How sad.

Points for the Star Wars reference user name. Still thumbed down, however.
#44 - xsap (04/24/2013) [-]
or how they take me for a drive and try to talk me back into believing in god...
#65 to #44 - swooshbear (04/24/2013) [-]
2edgy4me
User avatar #78 to #44 - savethepandas (04/24/2013) [-]
'talk back', like what? i'd be offended, even tho i'm christian. you can't just take **** like that, there ain't no one controling you, telling you what to do.
User avatar #48 to #44 - winsauceiswin (04/24/2013) [-]
oh god....my grandmother...
User avatar #49 to #48 - tonyredgrave (04/24/2013) [-]
I just tell them "Ima kill it and rape it" that usually shuts them up.
#55 to #49 - winsauceiswin (04/24/2013) [-]
every time i post something scientific on my facebook my granmother has to chime in about god **** .

pic related, it's the most recent one (like 12 hours ago) it's a joke about an alien species using a large hadron collider and accidentally creating OUR universe.

i responded with "seems probable lol" because why the **** not....

then she says "nope"

**** !!!!
User avatar #56 to #55 - tonyredgrave (04/24/2013) [-]
Kill it and rape it
User avatar #58 to #56 - winsauceiswin (04/24/2013) [-]
alternative **** storm catalyst: Timothy 2:12 BITCH

"I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man; she must be quiet."
User avatar #57 to #56 - winsauceiswin (04/24/2013) [-]
can.....can i eat it after?
User avatar #61 to #57 - tonyredgrave (04/24/2013) [-]
yes.
#63 to #61 - winsauceiswin (04/24/2013) [-]
good, good
good, good
#21 - sonron (04/24/2013) [-]
**sonron rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at My milkshake ** mfw
#68 - freeakiie (04/24/2013) [-]
**freeakiie rolled a random image posted in comment #76 at this is my fetish **   
   
mfw
**freeakiie rolled a random image posted in comment #76 at this is my fetish **

mfw
#89 to #68 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
kick in the cunt
#96 to #68 - umadddbro (04/24/2013) [-]
Cunt Punt!!!!
User avatar #82 - baine (04/24/2013) [-]
My sex ed.
Dad: Son that's your pecker, don't whip it out in public.
The end.
User avatar #52 - lolollo (04/24/2013) [-]
I was completely self taught by the time I was of age to learn, so what ended up happening, with my premature brain, is I'd be making jokes aout it before they even knew I knew. Now they just talk about old historical **** or, if I'm in the car with my mother, medical shut since we have that in common.
User avatar #29 - thesovereigngrave (04/24/2013) [-]
Eh, my parents never talked to me about sex. Never had to really.
#100 - megzzie (04/24/2013) [-]
I asked my mom a sex question when I was about 13...
She answered me by telling me how great it was to have sex with her ex...
User avatar #42 - drunkasaurus (04/24/2013) [-]
Whenever my parents are yelling at me or being annoying I just start walking around the house, and somehow they just mindlessly follow me around in circles while they yell. It's kind of amusing...
#104 - vorack **User deleted account** (04/24/2013) [-]
Just poppin in to ask

What movie is that from?
#105 to #104 - eiyven (04/24/2013) [-]
Crazy, Stupid, Love. Awesome movie, not gonna lie.
#115 to #105 - vorack **User deleted account** (04/24/2013) [-]
Thanks!

YFW
#116 to #115 - eiyven (04/24/2013) [-]
Pls.
#101 - acertainsomeone (04/24/2013) [-]
Mfw my parents try talking to me about anything
Mfw my parents try talking to me about anything
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