Mfw parents try to talk to you about sex. Abandon.. Why do you care if my parents talk to me about sex? Gif related, it's what they've told me so far dat shit
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#3 - maxcarnage
Reply +103
(04/23/2013) [-]
Why do you care if my parents talk to me about sex?   
   
Gif related, it's what they've told me so far
Why do you care if my parents talk to me about sex?

Gif related, it's what they've told me so far
#6 to #3 - antisocialtwilight
Reply +13
(04/24/2013) [-]
MFW my parents try to talk to me about sex.
MFW my parents try to talk to me about sex.
#26 to #6 - anon
Reply 0
(04/24/2013) [-]
Probably not the best idea to tell your parents about your love for inanimate objects when they're talking about sex.
#30 - Cleavland Steamer
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(04/24/2013) [-]
#31 - PedoBearFTW
Reply +72
(04/24/2013) [-]
When I hang out with my friends, my mom honestly thinks that I'm having sex and doing drugs.   
   
I go to book stores and play video games at my friends' houses.    
   
 I've never even had any relationship whatsoever or even smoked pot
When I hang out with my friends, my mom honestly thinks that I'm having sex and doing drugs.

I go to book stores and play video games at my friends' houses.

I've never even had any relationship whatsoever or even smoked pot
#43 to #31 - drshkidz
Reply 0
(04/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's uh... That's what most people do these days.
Sex and drugs.
I guess all the girls you know are just too old to interest you.
#80 to #31 - blokrokker
Reply 0
(04/24/2013) [-]
I know your pain.
#39 to #31 - soupmayonnaise
Reply +8
(04/24/2013) [-]
maybe she saw your username??
#33 to #31 - masterboll
Reply +15
(04/24/2013) [-]
PedoBearFTW will always fail as long as there is Chris Hansen around
#50 to #33 - tonyredgrave
Reply +3
(04/24/2013) [-]
Chris Hansen will fail as long as the Booty Warrior is around.
#1 - nicopwnz
Reply +66
(04/23/2013) [-]
Everytime my dad starts talking to me about sex, it feels as though it came from a scene from the original american pie.
#2 to #1 - fingapopyabuttho [OP]
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#93 to #1 - skullzero
Reply 0
(04/24/2013) [-]
That'd be pretty cool, he's the coolest dad ever...
#77 - Yojimbo
Reply +41
(04/24/2013) [-]
When your parents walk in on the one sex scene in the movie you are watching.
When your parents walk in on the one sex scene in the movie you are watching.
#59 - jaigurudevaom
Reply +31
(04/24/2013) [-]
My parents didn't talk me to about sex   
And we had very little sex ed in school (most of it was in primary school, but we had to watch a woman giving birth. Nasty)    
   
So the first time I saw a penis irl was so weird for me   
mfw
My parents didn't talk me to about sex
And we had very little sex ed in school (most of it was in primary school, but we had to watch a woman giving birth. Nasty)

So the first time I saw a penis irl was so weird for me
mfw
#79 to #59 - savethepandas
Reply +18
(04/24/2013) [-]
i assumed you are male so that part about seeing a penis was confusing to me
#21 - sonron ONLINE
Reply +28
(04/24/2013) [-]
**sonron rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at My milkshake ** mfw
#44 - xsap
Reply +23
(04/24/2013) [-]
or how they take me for a drive and try to talk me back into believing in god...
#65 to #44 - swooshbear
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(04/24/2013) [-]
2edgy4me
#78 to #44 - savethepandas
Reply +2
(04/24/2013) [-]
'talk back', like what? i'd be offended, even tho i'm christian. you can't just take **** like that, there ain't no one controling you, telling you what to do.
#48 to #44 - winsauceiswin
Reply +3
(04/24/2013) [-]
oh god....my grandmother...
#49 to #48 - tonyredgrave
Reply +1
(04/24/2013) [-]
I just tell them "Ima kill it and rape it" that usually shuts them up.
#55 to #49 - winsauceiswin
Reply +4
(04/24/2013) [-]
every time i post something scientific on my facebook my granmother has to chime in about god ****.

pic related, it's the most recent one (like 12 hours ago) it's a joke about an alien species using a large hadron collider and accidentally creating OUR universe.

i responded with "seems probable lol" because why the **** not....

then she says "nope"

****!!!!
#56 to #55 - tonyredgrave
Reply +1
(04/24/2013) [-]
Kill it and rape it
#58 to #56 - winsauceiswin
Reply +3
(04/24/2013) [-]
alternative **** storm catalyst: Timothy 2:12 BITCH

"I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man; she must be quiet."
#57 to #56 - winsauceiswin
Reply 0
(04/24/2013) [-]
can.....can i eat it after?
#61 to #57 - tonyredgrave
Reply 0
(04/24/2013) [-]
yes.
#63 to #61 - winsauceiswin
Reply +1
(04/24/2013) [-]
good, good
good, good
#40 - royrogersmcfreely
Reply +16
(04/24/2013) [-]
**royrogersmcfreely rolled a random image posted in comment #333 at That's just harsh.. ** mfw mine talk to me