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#25 - sirrommel (04/24/2013) [-]
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#58 to #25 - arsyro (04/24/2013) [-]
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User avatar #33 to #25 - spectrethief (04/24/2013) [-]
I just spent about 8 minutes watching this.
#34 to #33 - John Cena (04/24/2013) [-]
Feels like you're kinda high.
User avatar #35 to #34 - spectrethief (04/24/2013) [-]
...Maybe.
#64 to #35 - John Cena (04/24/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untaltative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visualy picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particlar looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
User avatar #76 to #64 - spectrethief (04/25/2013) [-]
Bro...this comment made me come back, look at this .gif, watch for another like...5 minutes and then go: GODDAMMIT!!
User avatar #31 to #25 - gunsgobang (04/24/2013) [-]
I spent far too long watching that gif..
#1 - emomonster (04/23/2013) [-]
I like how he just pushes the car out of the spot at the end.
#23 - felixjarl (04/24/2013) [-]
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User avatar #52 to #23 - edden (04/24/2013) [-]
"you can't stop me"?
#27 - bobbysnobby (04/24/2013) [-]
This was the reason bumper were created. Its why they were originally just exposed metal because it was expected that in parallel parking you would hit bumpers on bumpers doing no damage to the cars, and without causing paint damage.
User avatar #29 to #27 - reican (04/24/2013) [-]
now if you scratch someone's bumber " gibbe 500 dollars to repair it plox! huehuehue"
User avatar #32 to #29 - Kingsteveooo (04/24/2013) [-]
$500 if you're lucky. I've seen a bumper go for upwards of $1500
I'd prefer a steel bumper. Harder to damage than plastic, doesn't require paint, and will actually protect the vehicle.
User avatar #39 to #32 - blarglestheclown (04/24/2013) [-]
agreed or pipe bumpers if they're legal in your state.

essentially a ground pipe that blocks off parking lots that are filled with cement on the front of your vehicle. Given its usually better on trucks because the weight is not as much of a factor.
User avatar #44 to #29 - joshlol (04/24/2013) [-]
I don't want scratches on my car, if someone does damage to it it's right that they should pay for it.
#45 to #44 - curbed (04/24/2013) [-]
That's why I'm glad I have a ****** car. It was my asshole cousins and was his college car, did I mention he was an asshole? Yeah, I'm sure he pissed off a lot of people which is why it's dented and scratched to Hell which is why I'm not worried about other people denting and scratching it today because at this point those dents and scratches will just fade into the other dents and scratches.
#41 to #29 - rudianos (04/24/2013) [-]
some of us don't want to live with scratches on our cars caused by other people and their inability to park
User avatar #30 to #29 - reican (04/24/2013) [-]
bumper*
#18 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account** (04/24/2013) [-]
When the owner returns.
When the owner returns.
#5 - ggdhindo (04/24/2013) [-]
college life!
college life!
#51 to #5 - imaan (04/24/2013) [-]
Arab life!
Arab life!
User avatar #57 to #51 - arsyro (04/24/2013) [-]
>see Arabian things being mentioned
>swell with pride
#68 to #56 - tenthousandmarbles **User deleted account** (04/24/2013) [-]
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User avatar #6 - kaiyuni ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
Is it me or is the car behind the one parking moving a tiny bit every time the car backs up?
User avatar #9 to #6 - EnergizierAnon (04/24/2013) [-]
it is.
User avatar #37 - vladhellsing (04/24/2013) [-]
Did he just step out of the car and push it away?
User avatar #50 - CiaranPM (04/24/2013) [-]
My first thought was "women drivers..." but that looks like a dude.
#55 to #50 - igenatius (04/24/2013) [-]
If it was a female driver all the cars would be on fire after the parking.
User avatar #17 - koneella (04/24/2013) [-]
France...
User avatar #19 to #17 - trimageryan (04/24/2013) [-]
Or New York.

If you can actually find a parking spot within 2 blocks of your destination you go for it no matter what.
#2 - John Cena (04/24/2013) [-]
that's why they are called bumpers, ladies and gentlemen.
User avatar #63 - Ottovan (04/24/2013) [-]
Oh what a jackass...
#62 - John Cena (04/24/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untaltative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visualy picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particlar looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
#61 - jacobhasfunnies (04/24/2013) [-]
he should have put some jergens on his car
that always lets me slide it right in
#48 - lawerancearm (04/24/2013) [-]
**lawerancearm rolled a random image posted in comment #37 at And It Will STAY ** How I try and park.
#74 to #48 - cattaneo (04/24/2013) [-]
"That wasn't a fart..."
#22 - sonron (04/24/2013) [-]
**sonron rolled a random image posted in comment #87 at Velociraptor ** I fit!
User avatar #16 - antigravitycake (04/24/2013) [-]
but she is still nudging the car behind her
#24 to #16 - broorb (04/24/2013) [-]
looks like a bloke to me
User avatar #14 - cloudshadowevil (04/24/2013) [-]
That title "Well yeaa thats how a parking space works"
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