Kind of a strange thought. .. Not since the accident.
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#34 - slat (04/24/2013) [-]
"Sorry i was late honey, I was traffic."
#55 to #34 - MAHEREX (04/24/2013) [-]
show him what for it mean to be
#59 to #34 - hodoor (04/24/2013) [-]
ho ho ho hodor!!
ho ho ho hodor!!
User avatar #57 to #34 - walkerjam (04/24/2013) [-]
"Sorry I was late honey, I was an alcohol."
#36 to #34 - waffies (04/24/2013) [-]
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#39 to #36 - ButtonFly ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
I was an alcohol.
I was an alcohol.
User avatar #15 - jninja (04/24/2013) [-]
Not since the accident.
#73 to #15 - pwoneill (04/24/2013) [-]
you sir are quite clever
User avatar #60 - mtflyer (04/24/2013) [-]
I used to be traffic, but then I was an alcohol.
User avatar #80 to #60 - tragono **User deleted account** (04/24/2013) [-]
I used to be traffic, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
#28 - infinitereaper (04/24/2013) [-]
No I'm not.    
I don't have my license,   
I don't have a car   
I can't even afford car insurance
No I'm not.

I don't have my license,

I don't have a car

I can't even afford car insurance
User avatar #44 to #28 - jaxonnn (04/24/2013) [-]
lol poor
User avatar #62 to #28 - tacticalhog (04/24/2013) [-]
Not since the accident.
#58 - mezzjuc ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
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User avatar #67 to #58 - fedor (04/24/2013) [-]
That is true. And freaky.
#65 to #58 - anon (04/24/2013) [-]
#7 - faithrider ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
bitch please.
#10 to #7 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
I no what could lighten the mood.
User avatar #11 to #10 - faithrider ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
too TINY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#70 - Dun (04/24/2013) [-]
"Honey, I'll be home a little later, I am traffic"
"I am traffic"
"I am traff..."
User avatar #27 - thedrewtard (04/24/2013) [-]
John Stalvern waited. The streetlights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were cars on the highway. He didn’t see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to the other drivers were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a driver for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the cars and he said to dad “I want to be in a car daddy.”
Dad said “No! You will BE STUCK IN TRAFFIC”
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the turnpike of the NJ he knew there were cars.
“This is drivers” the radio crackered. “You must go past the traffic!”
So John gotted his power steering and drove past the cars.
“HE GOING TO PASS US” said the traffic
“I will cut him off” said the 18 wheeler and he took up all the lanes. John honked at him and tried to made him move. But then the engine and they were trapped and not able to drive.
“No! I must pass the traffic” he shouted
The radio said “No, John. You are the traffic”
And then John was a bicycle.
#48 - fistwick (04/24/2013) [-]
I was pleasantly reminded of this...
#61 to #48 - harlequinlove (04/24/2013) [-]
>Knock Knock   
>Who's there?   
>Strawberry who?   
>An Alcohol.
>Knock Knock
>Who's there?
>Strawberry who?
>An Alcohol.
User avatar #19 - makedonski (04/24/2013) [-]
I don't understand why lines of automobiles can't simultaneously move forward.
User avatar #29 to #19 - coolcalx (04/24/2013) [-]
the person at the back of the line would have to know exactly when the person at the front of the line was going to move, and everyone would have to trust that everyone else was paying attention.
#20 to #19 - mrmamric (04/24/2013) [-]
Crashes, merges and off ramps all slow down traffic. Since people don't have 0.0 reaction time we need to compensate with these things by stopping.
User avatar #21 to #20 - makedonski (04/24/2013) [-]
Hopefully when all traffic is automated, all the vehicles will move as one.
User avatar #68 to #21 - hemming (04/24/2013) [-]
Hope that doesn't happen in my life time, i don't want automated **** to drive me around, i wan't to drive and decide for my self how ******* fast i go...
User avatar #23 to #19 - biggrand (04/24/2013) [-]
white people
User avatar #50 - suddenlypotatoes (04/24/2013) [-]
n. the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own—populated with their own ambitions, friends, routines, worries and inherited craziness—an epic story that continues invisibly around you like an anthill sprawling deep underground, with elaborate passageways to thousands of other lives that you’ll never know existed, in which you might appear only once, as an extra sipping coffee in the background, as a blur of traffic passing on the highway, as a lighted window at dusk.
User avatar #51 to #50 - shikurukato (04/24/2013) [-]

n. Blithe lack of concern; nonchalance.
User avatar #76 to #50 - Xaftz (04/24/2013) [-]
Sonda, your username is related.
#79 to #76 - sonda **User deleted account** (04/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #52 to #50 - toughactintinactin (04/24/2013) [-]
I didn't know there was a word to describe that feeling. I believe if more people took the time to realize that they are not the star of the show and that in fact no one is the star then perhaps people might stop hurting each other so much. This might not be true but i get the feeling that a lot of people look at their lives as on another level, they're something else, something different, something amazing, that everyone around them is simply a supporting character. The truth of the matter is, we're all equally insignificant and thinking yourself as anything better than the rest is very conceited.
User avatar #24 - galaxyguy (04/24/2013) [-]
Not if you are lodged between two cars, then you are, in fact, stuck in traffic.
User avatar #31 to #24 - ferruccio (04/24/2013) [-]
Yes, but the car behind you is stuck between your car and the car behind it. So in that case, you ARE traffic.
User avatar #2 - remilia (04/23/2013) [-]
Oh thats deep
User avatar #9 - tulioandmiguel (04/24/2013) [-]
"Sorry I'll be late..."
"What happened?"
"I became traffic again."
#72 - kodo (04/24/2013) [-]
(not leveled enough to post pics :( )
User avatar #66 - popkornking (04/24/2013) [-]
>Woman get call from police one night
>Maam your son has been killed in a hit and run, the driver was a traffic
#71 - Awesomecarrot (04/24/2013) [-]
Unless you're on a motorbike
User avatar #33 - baconoverjesus (04/24/2013) [-]
Not if you ride a motorcycle, its like your very own lane.
User avatar #12 - thatguyyoumightno ONLINE (04/24/2013) [-]
"ARG! I wish this traffic would lighten up!"
"But, Anon, you ARE traffic"
And then you were traffic.
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