Let the bodies hit the...... ,,,,,bouncy castle.. lol cant wait to be a dad and do like that to my son
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#10 - gotbannedicusvile (04/20/2013) [-]
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lol cant wait to be a dad and do **** like that to my son
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#13 to #12 - gotbannedicusvile (04/20/2013) [-]
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That reminds me.
Last year my neighbor (shes really nice and at least an 8/10 milf)
Her son, connor is the biggest cunt i have ever met
this kid is 10 and still where diapers, smacks his mom and steals from people
One day my mother agrees to babysit conner for milf
mom ask me to watch little cock wrangler while she makes us lunch. Be outside.
conner says wana play dinosaur? sure why not
suddeny he starts trying to bite me while making the most retarded ******* noise
I tell him to stop and push him away, that its impolite to do this
he starts crying saying he will tell his mom that i hit him
Im 17 so i dont give a **** still one year before any real charges stick
I tell him go ahead and turn to walk away
lil tard pics up rock and whips this ******* thing at the back of my head
rock reached about mach 1
im normally a calm dude, but this lil cunt needed to learn some manners
the moment of impact staggard me but i had trained for this
I turned with the force of hurricane katrina
the look on this lil ******* face as i let out my roar was priceless
instant tears, but im not done yet
i take two leaps forwards while simultaneously picking up a stick
I proceed to whip the living **** out of this kid
left right left right, going from side to side on his torso
he screaming this amazing horrify scream commence laugh attack
after about the 6th or 7th strike I turn my head to see my mom and connors mom standing there, watching me laughing historically while beating a 10 year old with a stick.
400 hours community service for assault on a minor
#15 to #13 - Rascal (04/20/2013) [-]
the most worthy 400 hours of your life bro !
#9 - quadv (04/20/2013) [-]
In fifth grade as a going away thing, they set up a bouncy house and other activities in the gym. I was near the side and fell into the net, and with my fat 5th grader body, started to take down the castle from the inside. The roof actually came down and stopped on top of everyone inside. Worst part, everyone outside of the bouncy house could see the fat little asian kid stuck in the net, just swinging there until the gym teacher pushed me back in. Laughed it off though
User avatar #4 - sinonyx (04/20/2013) [-]
let the bodies hit the.. *ding* *ding* *ding* *ding* BOUNCY HOOOOOOOUSE!
User avatar #3 - yunnie (04/20/2013) [-]
its more like FLY you fools
#6 to #3 - TheExile (04/20/2013) [-]
Have this :)
#18 - Kairyuka ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #17 - pocketstooheavy (04/20/2013) [-]
Every time I hear that song, I take my hat off for the Youtube National Anthem.
#16 - fuperbooper (04/20/2013) [-]
It looks like the kid does several flips while he's in mid air.
It looks like the kid does several flips while he's in mid air.
#5 - hopskotch (04/20/2013) [-]
Nahhhhh you can clearly tell this was planned. All of the other kids standing out of they way? standing...in a bouncy house? Premeditated.
User avatar #8 to #5 - largeheadphones (04/20/2013) [-]
I stand in bouncy houses, but then again, I shouldn't be in there....
#2 - Rascal (04/20/2013) [-]
******* father of the year!
User avatar #1 - shreddykickflip (04/20/2013) [-]
Just when you think you're safe... WHAM
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