Football in a nutshell. .. you misspelled soccer.
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User avatar #210 - liuur (04/21/2013) [-]
You mean soccer right? And let the **** storm begin...
#198 - nickyandkamy (04/20/2013) [-]
**nickyandkamy rolled a random image posted in comment #60 at Opposite day ** Did you spell soccer wrong again? Silly imbecile
#201 to #198 - anonymous (04/20/2013) [-]
Lol stupid amerifag
User avatar #202 to #201 - nickyandkamy (04/20/2013) [-]
Lol stupid anon
User avatar #194 - bighairyfart (04/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #193 - milthyfoustache ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
To me Football (or Soccer) is a great sport because anyone can play it... all you need is a ball and any old random **** to use to define a goal, you don't need any fancy gear just a ball, that's why it's the most popular sport on earth. Oh and I know this will cause rage but Rugby is a sport for toffs, football is the working class' game.
User avatar #199 to #193 - thewalruss (04/20/2013) [-]
Yeah! and it's very simple and quick.
#189 - thalfak (04/20/2013) [-]
#178 - casadue (04/20/2013) [-]
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#172 - kingdaniel ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
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#167 - uwootmate (04/20/2013) [-]
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User avatar #192 to #167 - umaya (04/20/2013) [-]
football z
#166 - blackholedragon (04/20/2013) [-]
MFW i live in america and in here we call it fukkin soccer :V
MFW i live in america and in here we call it fukkin soccer :V
#187 to #166 - anonymous (04/20/2013) [-]
No **** retard, EVERYONE knows this.
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#180 to #158 - lorkhan (04/20/2013) [-]
That is an awesome gif.
That is an awesome gif.
User avatar #149 - robertolee ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
As a footballer myself, I love this content and declare it 100% accurate.
User avatar #147 - bitchplzzz (04/20/2013) [-]
Football, soccer, ***** ball, its all the same. Its a ******* GAME. Kids in my school would go ******* ******* if you couldn't play like a ******* worldcup player. But also in general, they get pushed and they act like they got shot, its gay as ****
User avatar #145 - kikx (04/20/2013) [-]
C. Ronaldo in a nutshell.
#142 - thexxtalonxx (04/20/2013) [-]
That's soccer
That's soccer
User avatar #169 to #142 - vissova (04/20/2013) [-]
You are cancer.
User avatar #211 to #169 - thexxtalonxx (04/22/2013) [-]
OMFG learn to take a ******* joke
#139 - tuckthisphit ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
I'd never,ever thought that this will be useful.
I'd never,ever thought that this will be useful.
User avatar #161 to #134 - nustix (04/20/2013) [-]
Sorry me no speako mexicano.
User avatar #177 to #161 - defesede ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
1º It's spanish, not mexican
2º The joke says
"It's nothing girls(not litterally that but means the same), be right back"
"I'm going to die"
User avatar #191 to #177 - nustix (04/20/2013) [-]
I know it's spanish mexican isn't even a full language but I was joking since he's postinga spanish content here
User avatar #162 to #161 - berkut (04/20/2013) [-]
Too bad for you.
#130 - Loppytaffy (04/20/2013) [-]
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#127 - Snookbone (04/20/2013) [-]
This is exactly why, even as a Brit, I call the game where big men in helmets run into each other "football". The word was born in a physical game for real men, and it should stay that way.

So, as a Brit, I call the game depicted above "Poncey-woncey tipply-topply."
#152 to #127 - anonymous (04/20/2013) [-]
I believe you are talking about "American Football"
Rugby is for men. No protective gear, just pure brute manliness.

American Football is ******* ***** compared.
User avatar #195 to #152 - umaya (04/20/2013) [-]
I saw a game when a guy was bleeding pretty badly from his eye and he was hiding from the ref (or rugby ref, whatever they are called) so he wouldn't have to go to first aid, and the blood was all over his clothes, that is a rugby player, then you get this american football, where they are padded up and they just bounce off each other, so the skill and discipline is poor because in rugby you have to be really careful not cause injuries and time your tackles well, but in american football they just do whatever they want because they know the armour will protect them, and the worse part is they call it football. In rugby you tackle a guy and get kicked in the face, like a man, LIKE A MAN!
User avatar #160 to #152 - Snookbone (04/20/2013) [-]
Bollocks. The padding is necessary as the nature of American football means that the forces involved during a normal hit are up to 6 times greater than those of rugby.

I love both sports equally, but try saying that the Vince Wilfork or James Harrison and see how long you last. They would certainly be a REAL angry black man.
#184 to #160 - anonymous (04/20/2013) [-]
Really? Explain the ultra-tight pants in American football then.
User avatar #185 to #184 - Snookbone (04/20/2013) [-]
They're used for the same reason as the ultra-tight shirts in rugger.
User avatar #133 to #127 - zakaizer (04/20/2013) [-]
I call it Wendy-ball, the sport of men is rugby, and the sport of gentlemen is cricket, and that is how it shall stay
User avatar #129 to #127 - Loppytaffy (04/20/2013) [-]
The former, I call Rugby. As an Englishman, we don't talk about Rugby anymore...
#124 - novarip ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
And this is how the players look like after they see this
And this is how the players look like after they see this
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