Trip.. That guy is an ass but its so funny... Similar scenario: >Be in Corps of cadets at university >Be told by my first sergeant repeatedly "NEVER LET ANYONE BREAK YOUR RANKS" >Couple d
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#2 - givehimthemulk (04/17/2013) [-]
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#24 - gmarrox (04/18/2013) [-]
Similar scenario:
>Be in Corps of cadets at university
>Be told by my first sergeant repeatedly "NEVER LET ANYONE BREAK YOUR RANKS"
>Couple days later, marching to chow
>FSG tries to pass trough my line to get to the other cadre sergeants and discuss sergeant stuff
>Awhellnaw.gif
>Body-check my own first sergeant
> He falls on his ass
>Everyone looks at me with a look of "ya dun goof'd"
>FSG stands up
>looks at me
>nods and walks around the formation
mfw
#28 to #24 - pxthreezerothree (04/18/2013) [-]
*1SG
User avatar #52 to #28 - twi (04/18/2013) [-]
*shut the **** up you ******* **** **** faggot **** ****** fag bitch dick pussy cunt tampon licking assdonkey ********** pierced-nipples emo faggot faggot bkbndflb/bnfbv/fnfklbnzflkfdl/jcnbczljb AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


I love you
#54 to #24 - Rascal (04/18/2013) [-]
Virginia Tech or TAMU?
User avatar #95 to #54 - gmarrox (04/18/2013) [-]
Tech
User avatar #60 to #54 - defualtpwns (04/18/2013) [-]
Or VMI, the Citidale, or you know the first one to ever exist like Norwich.
#70 to #60 - Rascal (04/18/2013) [-]
I mean, I only care about VTCC, cause I'm in the VTCC. TAMU because they're the only ones we refer to as "Corps of Cadets" Everywhere else we just refer to them as "VMI" or "The Citadel" etc.
User avatar #86 to #70 - defualtpwns (04/18/2013) [-]
Why does everyone forget about Norwich? it not like we started it or anything
#96 to #86 - Rascal (04/19/2013) [-]
Lol you didn't.
#14 - Rascal (04/18/2013) [-]
first rule of marching band: if some ones in your way and they're not supposed to be there, march through them.
User avatar #82 to #14 - psychopsychedelic (04/18/2013) [-]
I was at a competition once when a judge got in my way on a really quick move. I ended up plowing that ************ and knocking him a few feet away. Granted I was a sousaphone player/ He was standing right in my spot where I was supposed to end. I heard him mutter " ******* asshole".
#53 to #14 - Rascal (04/18/2013) [-]
He didn't march through him. Yes, the kid shouldn't be there, but the man is just an asshole.
#20 to #14 - pinkitygal (04/18/2013) [-]
I love this rule, I so nearly got to trample a judge.
#16 - deathofnight (04/18/2013) [-]
Damn from all these comments marching band seems pretty badass.
Damn from all these comments marching band seems pretty badass.
#8 - thatguywithabeard (04/18/2013) [-]
>Be me
>Be freshman, first year marching band
>Play tuba (sousaphone)
>walking in line with other tubas
>girl tries to cut me off
>wtfbitch.jpg
>smash into bitch
>she falls down, face bleeding
>get back to stands
>section leader comes up to me
"you ****** that bitch up."
"I thought I was supposed to."
"You were. I'm proud."
<---MFW
User avatar #10 to #8 - Protagonistism (04/18/2013) [-]
That was a good story.
#1 - felixfj (04/17/2013) [-]
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User avatar #9 to #1 - justinishere (04/18/2013) [-]
does anyone have the gif where the penguin spins around and avoids the trip?
User avatar #65 to #9 - qosfortyone ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
right above ya mate
#39 to #1 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
Oh hell 			*****		, i ain't taking that 			****		.
Oh hell ***** , i ain't taking that **** .
#93 to #39 - takers (04/18/2013) [-]
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#94 to #93 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
No you are the takers!
No you are the takers!
#6 - Rascal (04/18/2013) [-]
Little **** was trying to mess with them, got what he deserved.
#55 to #6 - Rascal (04/18/2013) [-]
yea, because 4 year olds know all about marching band etiquette.
#66 to #55 - Rascal (04/18/2013) [-]
They're totally by themselves there, to be honest the beaner parents need a good slapping.
#57 - snaresinger (04/18/2013) [-]
I've seen the video. The kid was running through all the ranks that way. It finally took until the last sousaphone to teach him some manners.

No sympathy. Cry some more. You don't **** with marching band.
#4 - ThekidsTEN (04/18/2013) [-]
Shoulda known not to break ranks, you're obligated to hurt people if they break ranks
#36 - tmbg (04/18/2013) [-]
Don't 			****		 with the tubas, 			************
Don't **** with the tubas, ************
#59 - mrcreamstick (04/18/2013) [-]
Marching Band: If he cuts through the block or breaks your rank, trample his ass
User avatar #62 to #59 - brenton (04/18/2013) [-]
Exactly. I slipped and fell during state competition on the field and was actually glad they just trampled over me. Brainwashing is real, and it is marching band.
#46 - sheperdofthestars (04/18/2013) [-]
MFW description
MFW description
#47 to #46 - sheperdofthestars (04/18/2013) [-]
Why do I have two versions of the same .gif?
Why do I have two versions of the same .gif?
#79 to #47 - Rascal (04/18/2013) [-]
I walked around campus pronouncing peoples names like Dean would. My all time favorite was Bobbeh.
User avatar #76 - irishzombieslayer (04/18/2013) [-]
"ARE YOU ******* SORRY!"
User avatar #23 - SenorButtPlug (04/18/2013) [-]
Seeing as how everyone here is a band kid, I feel as though I will get at least a few thumbs for mentioning drum corps.

I won't.
#31 to #23 - Rascal (04/18/2013) [-]
but you just did
User avatar #80 to #23 - friendlysniff (04/18/2013) [-]
SenorButtPlug
User avatar #25 - QuestionMarks (04/18/2013) [-]
First rule

never run through the marching band
#7 - othella (04/18/2013) [-]
"ARE YOU ******* SORRY"
User avatar #27 - wildcardyeehaw (04/18/2013) [-]
He's not an ass he did what anyone should have done.
#21 - Rascal (04/18/2013) [-]
Yep, i was a tromboner, and we were supposed to march through anyone who got in our way. I checked a bitch in the chin with my slide and the band teacher told the story, which was met with applause and laughter.
User avatar #11 - localbees (04/18/2013) [-]
As a drummer, we were authorized to punch other band students if they cut through the line.
#78 - craazhy (04/18/2013) [-]
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