Fuck your security. Who the would want my account anyways?.. mfw security talks about my password hi cutie
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#2 - Coolinbny (04/14/2013) [-]
It's pandamonium
It's pandamonium
#57 to #2 - delimor (04/15/2013) [-]
PANDAMONIUM
#70 to #57 - anon (04/15/2013) [-]
HoN needs to be in FunnyJunk. I don't give a **** if Dota2 and LoL are more popular, it needs to happen.
User avatar #4 to #2 - PartyPanda (04/14/2013) [-]
Goddamn it now I need to change my password!
#3 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account** (04/14/2013) [-]
mfw security talks 			****		 about my password
mfw security talks **** about my password
#89 to #3 - newmanchamp (04/15/2013) [-]
mfw security talks 			****		 about my password
mfw security talks **** about my password
#8 - acehades (04/14/2013) [-]
MFW "your password needs to contain atleast 5-9 characters and 1 number"
MFW "your password needs to contain atleast 5-9 characters and 1 number"
#48 to #8 - robertito (04/15/2013) [-]
An uppercase letter, 3 lowercase letters, a Hieroglyph, and the blood of a virgin
#54 - IBeatNiggers (04/15/2013) [-]
TOO WEAK?
security better get their **** straight, i can almost bench the whole bar
#11 - bitchplzzz (04/14/2013) [-]
... Weak passwords are often the hardest!

"Hey dude Ima totaly hack dis login"
-"IamAFanOfBieber"
-"Error"
-"SuperAwesomeDude666123456789"
-"jvninvriubnvruibreuibneruidsiooiedf123454334564323454"
-"Error"
"Well Im not gonna do this **** , Lets type this for the giggles and **** "
-"Dick"
-"Logging user in"
#95 to #11 - anon (04/15/2013) [-]
It would take a desktop PC about
A thousand years
to crack your password

Length: 11 characters
Character Combinations: 70
Calculations Per Second: 4 billion
Possible Combinations: 197 quintillion
#19 to #11 - toocheesy (04/14/2013) [-]
Not very hard, is it? Considering you figured out the password.
#20 to #19 - anon (04/14/2013) [-]
I am pretty sure its hard ;)
User avatar #45 to #11 - toosexyforyou (04/15/2013) [-]
There's a website where you can see how fast a hacker could get your password and pretty much everything under 10 letters could be hacked instantly.
User avatar #81 to #73 - infamoustrapper (04/15/2013) [-]
It says mine would take 6 billion years to crack....but then just below it says
"Your password looks like it might just be a word and a few digits. This is a very common pattern and would be cracked very quickly."
Wat
User avatar #91 to #81 - theelderscrolls (04/15/2013) [-]
wut wut wut wut
User avatar #71 to #45 - irvea (04/15/2013) [-]
Yeah and when you type in yours it will instantly save it to the database to use by bots.
#9 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/14/2013) [-]
To me it is like when your mother wants to put on another sweater when going outside.
To me it is like when your mother wants to put on another sweater when going outside.
User avatar #21 to #9 - oviedoplaya (04/14/2013) [-]
Could you kindly give me the source of that .gif? Please and thank you.
#30 - liquidz (04/14/2013) [-]
Password too weak... Bro, does your password even lift?
#50 to #30 - cough ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
As a matter of fact, I do lift, faggot.
#93 to #50 - liquidz (04/15/2013) [-]
I approve
User avatar #61 - cannedsmarties (04/15/2013) [-]
Username: Password

Password: Username
#63 - xozonex (04/15/2013) [-]
MFW the username I want is already taken...
MFW the username I want is already taken...
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#49 - ishotthedeputy (04/15/2013) [-]
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#5 - vwanyama (04/14/2013) [-]
They keep ******* with us. You get used to making a big ass password with numbers and capitals only to be told on some sites "Your password is too long"... well surely that's a good thing!
#35 - falconxmard (04/14/2013) [-]
I wanted to use "penis" as my password and the ******* computer told me I can't use it because it's too short.
User avatar #84 to #35 - ryuuyoru (04/15/2013) [-]
Funny....mine said it was too long
#25 - malkotay (04/14/2013) [-]
mfw I have to use another password that i will forget yesterday
mfw I have to use another password that i will forget yesterday
User avatar #27 to #25 - duhqueenmoki (04/14/2013) [-]
the verb "will" is the future tense.
Yesterday implies past tense.

Did you mean tomorrow?

Nvm

doesn't matter
#28 to #27 - malkotay (04/14/2013) [-]
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#64 - tonyspinners (04/15/2013) [-]
Password: Donkeydick   
   
"Your password expires in 7 days, would you like to change it now"   
   
Yes   
   
New password: Donkeydick1   
   
"Change successful"
Password: Donkeydick

"Your password expires in 7 days, would you like to change it now"

Yes

New password: Donkeydick1

"Change successful"
#51 - itsfreecola (04/15/2013) [-]
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#1 - tylertuesday (04/14/2013) [-]
later on, at the grocery store...
later on, at the grocery store...
User avatar #43 - daphnie (04/15/2013) [-]
Anybody making a password-changed-to-penis-but-it's-telling-me-it's-not-long-enough joke? Anybody?
User avatar #44 to #43 - PartyPanda (04/15/2013) [-]
Comment #35.
#37 - Gedziuzzz (04/14/2013) [-]
>be me 6 years ago   
>friend calls   
>tells that some douche saw his Runescape passwork in a net caffee   
>he can't change it himself because the dude keeps looking   
>asked me to change the password for him   
>I changed the password to "nottellingyou"   
>he called me and asked for the password   
>I told him "nottellingyou"   
>he immediatly hung up   
>MFW he called my mom to tell her that I stole his account and I refuse to tell him the password
>be me 6 years ago
>friend calls
>tells that some douche saw his Runescape passwork in a net caffee
>he can't change it himself because the dude keeps looking
>asked me to change the password for him
>I changed the password to "nottellingyou"
>he called me and asked for the password
>I told him "nottellingyou"
>he immediatly hung up
>MFW he called my mom to tell her that I stole his account and I refuse to tell him the password
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