EA's FW voted worst company in America. Found in comments www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4530901/EA+making+a+very+true+statement/3#3.. Alright boy and girls. Anyone who doesn't understand why EA are such massive cock juggling thunder-cunts, or anyone who thinks they're not that bad, listen up.
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#38 - chargrilledawesome (04/11/2013) [+] (26 replies)
Alright boy and girls. Anyone who doesn't understand why EA are such massive cock juggling thunder-cunts, or anyone who thinks they're not that bad, listen up.   
1: Day 1 DLC.   
2: Basically every game shipped incomplete purposely (links to reason 1).   
3: Ridiculous, money grabbing, useless DLC (all those Sims expansions).   
4: They don't make their own games.   
5: They buy out all the talented studios and then close them down firing all staff (ie Pandemic, Westwood, DICE, Criterion, Maxis, Bullfrog, Bioware, Mythic).   
6: They turn everything into a generic, safe game (ie Mass Effect).   
7: Origin bans (being banned on the forums prevented any access to every single game you purchased over Origin).   
8: Their war on used games.   
9: Constantly blaming #1-8 on the difficulty in making profit from gaming.   
10: No innovation (particularly mentioned in the Madden franchise).   
11: Online Passes required for nearly every new game, which then expire after a set time of being in use.   
12: Server shutdowns of multiplayer games older than 2 years.   
13: Customer service with the social graces of rampaging, raping, Mongol barbarians.   
14: DRM   
15: Removing almost all of their servers and "coincidentally" adding a Rent-a-Server feature at the same time, shifting the price of running a server to the consumer who already paid $60 for the game.   
16: Origin two year Entitlement Clause (You HAD to use Origin within two years lest your account fall victim to mandatory expulsion and loss of privileges).   
17: Overblown, forceful marketing (DLC charity events, fake Christians protesting for controversy, and anti/pro-gay movements to deflect from bad PR).   
18: Remaking games that are barely 3 years old, with little to no change at all.   
19: Shoehorning multiplayer into single player games (Mass Effect 3).   
20: Thousands of complaints of EA customer service banning people with a problem they didn't know how to fix.
Alright boy and girls. Anyone who doesn't understand why EA are such massive cock juggling thunder-cunts, or anyone who thinks they're not that bad, listen up.
1: Day 1 DLC.
2: Basically every game shipped incomplete purposely (links to reason 1).
3: Ridiculous, money grabbing, useless DLC (all those Sims expansions).
4: They don't make their own games.
5: They buy out all the talented studios and then close them down firing all staff (ie Pandemic, Westwood, DICE, Criterion, Maxis, Bullfrog, Bioware, Mythic).
6: They turn everything into a generic, safe game (ie Mass Effect).
7: Origin bans (being banned on the forums prevented any access to every single game you purchased over Origin).
8: Their war on used games.
9: Constantly blaming #1-8 on the difficulty in making profit from gaming.
10: No innovation (particularly mentioned in the Madden franchise).
11: Online Passes required for nearly every new game, which then expire after a set time of being in use.
12: Server shutdowns of multiplayer games older than 2 years.
13: Customer service with the social graces of rampaging, raping, Mongol barbarians.
14: DRM
15: Removing almost all of their servers and "coincidentally" adding a Rent-a-Server feature at the same time, shifting the price of running a server to the consumer who already paid $60 for the game.
16: Origin two year Entitlement Clause (You HAD to use Origin within two years lest your account fall victim to mandatory expulsion and loss of privileges).
17: Overblown, forceful marketing (DLC charity events, fake Christians protesting for controversy, and anti/pro-gay movements to deflect from bad PR).
18: Remaking games that are barely 3 years old, with little to no change at all.
19: Shoehorning multiplayer into single player games (Mass Effect 3).
20: Thousands of complaints of EA customer service banning people with a problem they didn't know how to fix.
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User avatar #5 to #3 - threadz (04/11/2013) [-]
Companies exist to sell goods and services to the customers. In other words, serve the customers. So it's kind of both just by default.
#19 - screwyouman ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#2 - jacksterlad (04/11/2013) [-]
i think its more like
i think its more like
User avatar #21 - ronyx ONLINE (04/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
They have actually lost a lot of money in the last years.
#11 - zhanken (04/11/2013) [-]
I think EA went more like this
I think EA went more like this
#20 - qwertfag (04/11/2013) [-]
Better customer service is DLC for 15$
#55 - givehimthemulk (04/11/2013) [+] (4 replies)
EA is a horrible company, no doubt about that, but all that WCIA showed is that gamers can get butt hurt easily and stay butt hurt. How would a video game company be worse than Bank of America that has literally destroyed people's lives?
#15 - angryturnip (04/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#10 - royrogersmcfreely (04/11/2013) [-]
**royrogersmcfreely rolled a random image posted in comment #1354919 at Friendly ** mfw ea
**royrogersmcfreely rolled a random image posted in comment #1354919 at Friendly ** mfw ea
User avatar #52 - randybutternub (04/11/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I think we're all forgetting Dead Space. I just beat the third one a week ago and personally I thought it was magnificent.
User avatar #62 to #52 - noblekira (04/11/2013) [-]
i sold it 2 days after buying it, it felt terrible as a game
User avatar #90 - I Am Monkey (04/11/2013) [-]
The good part about EA is that you get to use this joke every year
#50 - patriotpenguin ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
eas reaction
eas reaction
User avatar #41 - welshash (04/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I like EA customer support. Mainly cause they are ******* retarded. I have gotten:
Crysis 3 hunter edition
BF3
BF3 Premium
SimCity
Bad Company 2
Medal of honor: Warfighter
Most wanted (free game from sim city)

I can honestly say i have not paid for not one of those games. I like EA cause they higher people from Pakistan on chat support.
User avatar #46 to #41 - welshash (04/11/2013) [-]
Hire*
#28 - graydiggy (04/11/2013) [+] (4 replies)
If it wasn't for EA, we wouldn't have Battlefield 3's expansions, Deadspace 3, or Crysis 3... I don't think they are all that bad.

Preparing for red thumbs.

Pic semi-related.
#18 - henryjak (04/11/2013) [-]
**henryjak rolled a random image posted in comment #1362493 at Friendly ** sportsball!
User avatar #14 - mastereleven (04/11/2013) [+] (3 replies)
EA may be one of the worst video game companies but worst company in america?
worse than the banks that put us in a recession, i dont think so.
User avatar #108 to #23 - mastereleven (04/12/2013) [-]
Why are you comparing a place that stores our money to a video game company?
#22 - theturkeyburger (04/11/2013) [+] (5 replies)
**theturkeyburger rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at ...... ** Mfw EA's ****
User avatar #17 - manofparody (04/11/2013) [-]
Twice. Don't forget twice.
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