How to deactivate your cat.... Might be a re-post. I don't know. :|. How to deactivate your cat lol WTF
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#11 - geertxxxl **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #58 to #11 - jimimij (04/11/2013) [-]
I used to use neck rubs to shut down my gf when she was being bitchy. It worked.

usually
#74 to #58 - anon (04/11/2013) [-]
"used to"

nao & forever alone
User avatar #133 to #74 - jimimij (04/11/2013) [-]
Perceptive anon is perceptive.
User avatar #69 to #58 - froggoddess (04/11/2013) [-]
Solid strat.
User avatar #109 to #11 - happygrowman (04/11/2013) [-]
it works on cats. not female dogs.
#15 to #11 - freeyourmind (04/10/2013) [-]
RIP geertxxxl
#18 to #15 - anon (04/10/2013) [-]
died trying to get some pussy
#16 - ilikeafros (04/10/2013) [-]
i tried this on all of my cats and it did not work
i tried this on all of my cats and it did not work
User avatar #127 to #16 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
I love my two cats more than anything in the world, if I lost them I would lose my life.
#21 to #16 - invalidcupcakes (04/11/2013) [-]
ahem... "All.."
User avatar #27 to #23 - internetrage (04/11/2013) [-]
B'AWWWWWW
User avatar #43 to #27 - danrmanalt (04/11/2013) [-]
Psst, b'aww is when something's sad, not cute
User avatar #81 to #43 - theprocrastibator (04/11/2013) [-]
PSST, YOU'RE THINKING OF D'AWWWW
User avatar #104 to #81 - danrmanalt (04/11/2013) [-]
No, I'm not.
User avatar #45 to #43 - misticalz ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
Are you actually following rules about something so petty, on the internet?
#61 to #45 - justtocomment ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
It's not rules, you ******** . It's just inaccurate. The term they were looking for was "daww", which is an onomatopoeia of a common reaction to things we consider cute or adorable. "Baww" is a bastardization of "bawl" as in "to bawl one's eyes out", and is used in reference to things that make you sad.
#67 to #23 - youded (04/11/2013) [-]
Was waiting for the cat to fall in =(
User avatar #53 to #16 - dapianoman (04/11/2013) [-]
If they were yours from when they were a kitten, it wouldn't work. In the GIF it works because when the cat was a kitten its mother used to carry it like that and so the kitten stayed still so its mother wouldn't drop it.

How many cats do you have? :3
User avatar #106 to #53 - ilikeafros (04/11/2013) [-]
i have 4 cats, 3 of them we had from when they were kittens, and the other we adopted when she was a year old but not sure if she was with her mother in that time or not. but thanks, i didnt know that :0
User avatar #82 to #53 - waterbottlemanboy (04/11/2013) [-]
I have two cats I raised from birth, as the mother left them in the cold night, and this works just fine with them, same if you put something around their stomachs. SO CUTE
User avatar #91 - lordhasta (04/11/2013) [-]
cat.exe has stopped working
#92 to #91 - notified (04/11/2013) [-]
You glorious bastard!
#47 - greenwithenvy ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
that makes it much easier to eat.
#122 to #47 - anon (04/11/2013) [-]
at least she gets to lick the pussy
User avatar #128 to #47 - outerfiend (04/11/2013) [-]
HEY! dont eat them raw
User avatar #59 to #47 - martbeast (04/11/2013) [-]
what the **** asians?
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#79 to #47 - anderplant **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#65 to #47 - anon (04/11/2013) [-]
I search "asian girl eating pussy", and this is what I get o_o
#40 - jedisquirrel (04/11/2013) [-]
once it was paralyzed I was finally able to catch it
once it was paralyzed I was finally able to catch it
User avatar #70 to #40 - zeroxnight (04/11/2013) [-]
so this is where Schrodinger's cat went
#29 - icescream (04/11/2013) [-]
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#12 - tacomanofthenorth (04/10/2013) [-]
Thos gosh darn cats
Thos gosh darn cats
#39 - lostdagame (04/11/2013) [-]
How do I fix this then?
How do I fix this then?
User avatar #63 to #39 - ballerfifteen (04/11/2013) [-]
turn it off and turn it back on
#95 - NekustaII (04/11/2013) [-]
**NekustaII rolled a random image posted in comment #1433434 at Friendly **
It didnt work for me WHAT dID I DO WRONG??!!!
User avatar #96 to #95 - dagramcraka (04/11/2013) [-]
You must not have grabbed the right place, its right at the collar bone or w/e its called in cats.
#48 - felixfj (04/11/2013) [-]
it's easier for a dog to get deactivated.
it's easier for a dog to get deactivated.
User avatar #49 to #48 - unqualifiedlol (04/11/2013) [-]
I've got to have seen this at least 10 times before. :|
#51 to #49 - quesocnkane (04/11/2013) [-]
I mean to be fair, I've seen this content 10 times before as well.

I've had it in my reaction folder for 6 months.
User avatar #52 to #51 - unqualifiedlol (04/11/2013) [-]
To be fair I've joined less then a month ago . I don't look at every post. :)
User avatar #50 to #49 - felixfj (04/11/2013) [-]
so is this post, man.
#55 - pooflinger (04/11/2013) [-]
More like how to get your skin removed by cat claws.
#57 to #56 - stubbyftw ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
Gee, that beard seems awfully familiar...
User avatar #73 to #57 - demandsgayversion (04/11/2013) [-]
Just tell us who's beard it is and be dunn with it!
#89 to #73 - rzpdisciple (04/11/2013) [-]
I laughed more than I should have
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#78 to #73 - anderplant **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#105 - dzubelyu (04/11/2013) [-]
System error
System error
#124 - josieabby (04/11/2013) [-]
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#30 - sirbrentcoe (04/11/2013) [-]
another foolproof method
another foolproof method
User avatar #31 to #30 - LockonStratos ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
Great movie.
#32 to #31 - sirbrentcoe (04/11/2013) [-]
rocco:  "....is it dead?"
rocco: "....is it dead?"
User avatar #34 to #32 - LockonStratos ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
Murphy: I can't believe that just ******* happened!
User avatar #33 to #31 - lithiam (04/11/2013) [-]
what movie is this?
User avatar #36 to #33 - LockonStratos ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
One of the greatest movie ever made, The Boondock Saints.
User avatar #44 to #36 - areialview (04/11/2013) [-]
God damn, I need to watch this movie again soon. I've got it on Blu Ray
User avatar #35 to #33 - bigappa ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
boondock saints
#66 - lauen (04/11/2013) [-]
the cat froze, it's a bad and slow cat.



Mine is overclocked.
User avatar #5 - deadadventurer (04/10/2013) [-]
as #1 said a repost. Still I find this post amusing since cat lovers always get butthurt about it claiming it to be animal abuse and **** like that.
#19 to #5 - anon (04/10/2013) [-]
When its absolutely necessary they will hold cats by the scruff of their neck at the vet too
User avatar #126 to #5 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Don't you even realize whats going on in this gif? This cat is basically dieing and you find it funny? This cat is probably ded beacuse of all the abuse!
#13 to #5 - anon (04/10/2013) [-]
It stems from mothers picking up kittens by the scruffs of their necks, and for some reason they're programmed to not move when said happens. Can't really see it being animal abuse if its a natural process?
#6 to #5 - unqualifiedlol (04/10/2013) [-]
If they are cat lovers then they should know that when the cat is young, the mother carrys around like that when moving to a new "den site". It helps the cat feel safe and secure. So, for the idiots that do get butthurt over it, which I do agree is stupid also,... Now they know. :D
If they are cat lovers then they should know that when the cat is young, the mother carrys around like that when moving to a new "den site". It helps the cat feel safe and secure. So, for the idiots that do get butthurt over it, which I do agree is stupid also,... Now they know. :D
User avatar #38 to #6 - zibbiezone (04/11/2013) [-]
My cat's an alien, then. Don't know what the **** she thought she was doing, but when she was moving her kitten, she wouldn't grab them by the scruff. Nah, she figured the leg was a better choice. The kittens didn't cry, surprisingly..
#101 to #6 - anon (04/11/2013) [-]
i like your name
#100 to #6 - anon (04/11/2013) [-]
i like your name
User avatar #75 - cazabrow (04/11/2013) [-]
well done, now the cats won't be able to escape their Asian consumers.
#107 - hamdaman (04/11/2013) [-]
The cats point of view
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