How to deactivate your cat.... Might be a re-post. I don't know. :|. How to deactivate your cat lol WTF
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#11 - geertxxxl **User deleted account**
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#58 to #11 - jimimij
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I used to use neck rubs to shut down my gf when she was being bitchy. It worked.

usually
#74 to #58 - anon
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"used to"

nao & forever alone
#133 to #74 - jimimij
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Perceptive anon is perceptive.
#69 to #58 - froggoddess
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Solid strat.
#109 to #11 - happygrowman
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it works on cats. not female dogs.
#15 to #11 - freeyourmind
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RIP geertxxxl
#18 to #15 - anon
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died trying to get some pussy
#5 - deadadventurer
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as #1 said a repost. Still I find this post amusing since cat lovers always get butthurt about it claiming it to be animal abuse and **** like that.
#13 to #5 - anon
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It stems from mothers picking up kittens by the scruffs of their necks, and for some reason they're programmed to not move when said happens. Can't really see it being animal abuse if its a natural process?
#19 to #5 - anon
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When its absolutely necessary they will hold cats by the scruff of their neck at the vet too
#126 to #5 - cycloneclone
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Don't you even realize whats going on in this gif? This cat is basically dieing and you find it funny? This cat is probably ded beacuse of all the abuse!
#6 to #5 - unqualifiedlol [OP]
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If they are cat lovers then they should know that when the cat is young, the mother carrys around like that when moving to a new "den site". It helps the cat feel safe and secure. So, for the idiots that do get butthurt over it, which I do agree is stupid also,... Now they know. :D
If they are cat lovers then they should know that when the cat is young, the mother carrys around like that when moving to a new "den site". It helps the cat feel safe and secure. So, for the idiots that do get butthurt over it, which I do agree is stupid also,... Now they know. :D
#38 to #6 - zibbiezone
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My cat's an alien, then. Don't know what the **** she thought she was doing, but when she was moving her kitten, she wouldn't grab them by the scruff. Nah, she figured the leg was a better choice. The kittens didn't cry, surprisingly..
#101 to #6 - anon
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i like your name
#100 to #6 - anon
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i like your name
#17 - ingabenwetrust
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#16 - ilikeafros
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i tried this on all of my cats and it did not work
i tried this on all of my cats and it did not work
#127 to #16 - cycloneclone
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I love my two cats more than anything in the world, if I lost them I would lose my life.
#21 to #16 - invalidcupcakes
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ahem... "All.."
#23 to #16 - sanguinesolitude
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#27 to #23 - internetrage
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B'AWWWWWW
#43 to #27 - danrmanalt
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Psst, b'aww is when something's sad, not cute
#131 to #43 - internetrage
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#81 to #43 - theprocrastibator
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PSST, YOU'RE THINKING OF D'AWWWW
#104 to #81 - danrmanalt
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No, I'm not.
#45 to #43 - misticalz
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Are you actually following rules about something so petty, on the internet?
#61 to #45 - justtocomment
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It's not rules, you ********. It's just inaccurate. The term they were looking for was "daww", which is an onomatopoeia of a common reaction to things we consider cute or adorable. "Baww" is a bastardization of "bawl" as in "to bawl one's eyes out", and is used in reference to things that make you sad.
#67 to #23 - youded
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Was waiting for the cat to fall in =(
#53 to #16 - dapianoman
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If they were yours from when they were a kitten, it wouldn't work. In the GIF it works because when the cat was a kitten its mother used to carry it like that and so the kitten stayed still so its mother wouldn't drop it.

How many cats do you have? :3
#106 to #53 - ilikeafros
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i have 4 cats, 3 of them we had from when they were kittens, and the other we adopted when she was a year old but not sure if she was with her mother in that time or not. but thanks, i didnt know that :0
#82 to #53 - waterbottlemanboy
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I have two cats I raised from birth, as the mother left them in the cold night, and this works just fine with them, same if you put something around their stomachs. SO CUTE
#40 - jedisquirrel
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once it was paralyzed I was finally able to catch it
once it was paralyzed I was finally able to catch it
#70 to #40 - zeroxnight ONLINE
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so this is where Schrodinger's cat went
#91 - lordhasta
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cat.exe has stopped working
#92 to #91 - notified
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You glorious bastard!
#30 - sirbrentcoe
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(04/11/2013) [-]
another foolproof method
another foolproof method
#31 to #30 - LockonStratos
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Great movie.
#32 to #31 - sirbrentcoe
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rocco:  "....is it dead?"
rocco: "....is it dead?"
#34 to #32 - LockonStratos
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Murphy: I can't believe that just ******* happened!
#33 to #31 - lithiam
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what movie is this?
#36 to #33 - LockonStratos
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One of the greatest movie ever made, The Boondock Saints.
#44 to #36 - areialview
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God damn, I need to watch this movie again soon. I've got it on Blu Ray
#35 to #33 - bigappa
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boondock saints
#48 - felixfj
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(04/11/2013) [-]
it's easier for a dog to get deactivated.
it's easier for a dog to get deactivated.
#49 to #48 - unqualifiedlol [OP]
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I've got to have seen this at least 10 times before. :|
#50 to #49 - felixfj
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so is this post, man.
#51 to #49 - quesocnkane ONLINE
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I mean to be fair, I've seen this content 10 times before as well.

I've had it in my reaction folder for 6 months.
#52 to #51 - unqualifiedlol [OP]
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To be fair I've joined less then a month ago . I don't look at every post. :)
#47 - greenwithenvy
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that makes it much easier to eat.
#65 to #47 - anon
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(04/11/2013) [-]
I search "asian girl eating pussy", and this is what I get o_o
#122 to #47 - anon
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at least she gets to lick the pussy
#128 to #47 - outerfiend
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HEY! dont eat them raw
#59 to #47 - martbeast
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what the **** asians?
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#29 - icescream
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#134 to #29 - sanguinesolitude
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