When my crush becomes Single. .. When my crush becomes single
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#1 - iamtheblackgoat (04/10/2013) [-]
When my crush becomes single
User avatar #23 to #1 - derpishb (04/11/2013) [-]
The sad thing is this is true.
User avatar #19 - wiinor (04/10/2013) [-]
There is a ninja Behind the door. I just thought I should share that.
User avatar #80 to #24 - wiinor (04/11/2013) [-]
Thx for that
User avatar #81 to #80 - awalkingparadox (04/11/2013) [-]
no problem
#5 - profflippystix (04/10/2013) [-]
Mr.T so crazy
Mr.T so crazy
#14 - amazingman (04/10/2013) [-]
When my crush become single I just go get more
User avatar #2 - tastycrisps (04/10/2013) [-]
My crush is single and still rejected me.

User avatar #18 to #2 - thebigpenguin (04/10/2013) [-]
Chloroform is one hell of a drug

i hope I spelt that correctly
#3 to #2 - mrwalkerfour (04/10/2013) [-]
is an option
is an option
#57 - alexjonez (04/11/2013) [-]
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#66 to #57 - genericnickname (04/11/2013) [-]
**genericnickname rolled a random image posted in comment #48 at Can't sleep ** mfw
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#35 - arsenalthegunners ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
**arsenalthegunners rolled a random image posted in comment #37 at so that's how it works **when my crush becomes single
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#44 to #35 - toxicovrtake (04/11/2013) [-]
..Rape?
..Rape?
#62 to #35 - schneidend (04/11/2013) [-]
...You break into her house?
#22 - yomommabinshoppin (04/11/2013) [-]
When my crush is single I cry myself to sleep because she is way out of my league and I don't deserve the wonderful person that she is
#71 to #22 - anon (04/11/2013) [-]
Not if you continue to be a beta faggot like that, and besides, there is a good chance that your standards are just too high and are overlooking a great girl who will say yes to you that is right under your nose. And if that doesn't work, just ask her anyways, you wont know shes out of your league until you ask her, the worst thing that can happen is she says no. Don't let being afraid of rejection get the better of you, its not actually that bad.
#82 to #71 - yomommabinshoppin (04/12/2013) [-]
She has a bf currently, and I really don't have that many friends that are women, and part of the reason on why I am a betafag like I am is because I don't know if I like her because she befriended me or because I am legitimately interested. And I don't have the will to change, I have the desire but not the will
#28 - assasian (04/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #34 - sgc (04/11/2013) [-]
i don't have a crush
all the girls i know are either in a relationship and therefore out of my mind
insane
whores who have a record of cheating
idiots who i can't talk to without screaming in my head
the rest are girls so out of my league that to even go after them it would be a waste of time
User avatar #58 to #34 - Shitthatscrazy (04/11/2013) [-]
Well if you think like that then you really have nothing to lose by trying to go after the "out of your league" girls the worst that can happen is what your already thinking of now. yet theres a chance you can score as well. there is no limits so don't make any to restrain yourself.
#73 to #58 - anon (04/11/2013) [-]
you'll wonder in the future when you are alone what would have happened if you had maned up and asked her.

Avoid that, go ask her, then you know the ending to that story
#25 - kevinator ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
yet you're so beta, you'll prob end up just being a shoulder to cry on.
yet you're so beta, you'll prob end up just being a shoulder to cry on.
#39 - devildogpratt (04/11/2013) [-]
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mfw
#64 - kingosiris (04/11/2013) [-]
>tfw no gf
#54 - spysappinmysasha (04/11/2013) [-]
mfw I had a crush on a girl for 5 years but was too afraid to talk to her and then she moved back to japan.

I have no more tears left to cry.
User avatar #60 to #54 - zenaki (04/11/2013) [-]
Be strong mate
#55 to #54 - Mesmus (04/11/2013) [-]
Thats called being a pussy
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#30 to #4 - kindakewl (04/11/2013) [-]
Seriously dude, I am probably going to sound cold, but I don't give a 			****		 how beta you may be. Ask the gal out - coffee, drinks, check out the art exhibits or museums, whatever your little heart feels would be a fun thing to do with "Annie."   
   
OR   
   
You could do nothing, and you will end up with nothing.   
   
If she says yes:   
SWEET! Have a fun time, that's why you asked her to something fun.   
   
If she says no:   
You are in the same spot you were in before, kind of like you did nothing, but at least now you know that you should move on.
Seriously dude, I am probably going to sound cold, but I don't give a **** how beta you may be. Ask the gal out - coffee, drinks, check out the art exhibits or museums, whatever your little heart feels would be a fun thing to do with "Annie."

OR

You could do nothing, and you will end up with nothing.

If she says yes:
SWEET! Have a fun time, that's why you asked her to something fun.

If she says no:
You are in the same spot you were in before, kind of like you did nothing, but at least now you know that you should move on.
User avatar #45 to #30 - ehzio (04/11/2013) [-]
Good point, never thought of it that way.... I just wanted some advice on how to ask the girl out... not to sound Supreme Ruler of Betaville..... but thanks overall!
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User avatar #47 to #45 - kindakewl (04/11/2013) [-]
Nah dude, this is just kind of a rant to all the Beta I read about here asking for help with girls - you weren't really that bad. Seriously the trick is to just calm the **** down and have fun.

You don't know her actual name?
No worries, ask her over coffee.

She doesn't like coffee?
Good things coffee shops sell smoothies and are often located in the near vicinity of many other food and drink facilities.

Seriously just ask her to something and talk. You don't need to know everything before you go on a date. I have asked many girls to coffee after just seeing them, it's exciting for everyone - girls like the attention too.
User avatar #49 to #47 - kindakewl (04/11/2013) [-]
But stick to something simple that both of you can sit talk and bail from.

NO MOVIES!!! Can't talk freely in a theatre.

I like bowling, there are moments where you can touch her and see how receptive she is being to the date over all, plus if after a game or two things aren't going so hot you can call it a night.

But it is most important that you pick something you enjoy, don't force anything.
User avatar #51 to #49 - ehzio (04/11/2013) [-]
It's not that I'm being beta, I've dated before, it's just this girl is different... she's into the medical like me so I don't really know where to take her... a hospital seems like a bad place..
User avatar #52 to #51 - kindakewl (04/11/2013) [-]
Nah dude, hospital caf probably has the best food decency to cost of eating ratio out of all the places on my campus... Kind of perfect for a between class get to know each other thing. Ask her to lunch - I have done this before. Though that assumes your hospital has a decent place to eat at.
User avatar #36 to #4 - megusters ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
My crush's name is annie.I don't know who you are, but I will find you and I will kill you.
User avatar #38 to #4 - megusters ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
My crush's name is annie, i don't know who you are, but I will find you, and I will kill you.
User avatar #6 to #4 - alfjnn (04/10/2013) [-]
Ask her out man.
Worst that can happen is that she'll say no.

Or at least find out if she's dating someone.
User avatar #7 to #6 - ehzio (04/10/2013) [-]
but that's the thing, I don't know how... the last girlfriend I had was 2 years ago and when I met her, we were drunk and made out. Things aren't the same when you're conscious
User avatar #8 to #7 - alfjnn (04/10/2013) [-]
Have a sense of humor about it.

I usually ask people out be being annunciative and official about it, which people generally find funny.

Like

"Hey. You seem like pretty cool gal! I'm a pretty cool guy myself. Question. How may I get to know you better?"

Unless she's like typical teen slutty chick with no sense of humor, she'll generally giggle, which is a good basis, and what happens from there is on you.
User avatar #9 to #8 - ehzio (04/10/2013) [-]
Hmm I'll try to somehow get private enough. Everyone already knows who I am in the class... Thank you sir, you've proven yourself a noble gas today
User avatar #10 to #9 - alfjnn (04/10/2013) [-]
Anything to help a brotha out.
#31 to #4 - SaNcAlandariel (04/11/2013) [-]
So your crush is an orphan?
little orphan Annie
#11 to #4 - anon (04/10/2013) [-]
If you see her crying, go up to her and ask, "Annie are you okay? Are you okay, Annie?"

If she turns away, ask her again, "Annie are you okay? Are you okay Annie?"


It could be that she's been hit by (and probably struck by) a smooth criminal.
User avatar #32 to #11 - venumb (04/11/2013) [-]
She probably lost Tibbers again..
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User avatar #20 to #12 - burningsmurfs (04/10/2013) [-]
Not familiar with the song eh?
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User avatar #33 to #21 - burningsmurfs (04/11/2013) [-]
Ah well I wouldn't try it either honestly. There's probably like a 1% chance she'd find it charming a 49% chance she'd be annoyed because she's heard it 1000 times in her life and a 50% chance she'd just think you were a weirdo. Start small is my advice, go up to her and say, you know I've only ever heard your nickname, what is your whole name? Then build up small talk from there.
#78 - turtledude (04/11/2013) [-]
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#77 - basham (04/11/2013) [-]
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#68 - rockinstrockin (04/11/2013) [-]
Anyone else see the person walking behind the door?
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