so that's how it works. .. I thought we'd established this already..
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#7 - settantaventi (04/10/2013) [-]
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#45 to #7 - deadrifler (04/11/2013) [-]
****		 yeah Leslie Nielsen.
**** yeah Leslie Nielsen.
#2 - beren (04/10/2013) [-]
I thought we'd established this already..
User avatar #32 to #2 - derpishb (04/11/2013) [-]
Game called?
User avatar #35 to #32 - rmoran (04/11/2013) [-]
Battlefield: Modern Warfare 3


The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
User avatar #64 to #35 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
A lot of people say Oblivion is better than Skyrim or just as good, I'm thinking about buying it.
User avatar #66 to #64 - rmoran (04/11/2013) [-]
I prefer Skyrim to Oblivion, but if you really liked Skyrim, Oblivion is worth a play.
User avatar #41 to #35 - derpishb (04/11/2013) [-]
I ain't that stupid.
#70 to #2 - camzore ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
*******		 this.
******* this.
#19 to #2 - yunma (04/10/2013) [-]
I actually clicked on "close" to put the enlarged picture away D:
User avatar #4 to #2 - mctoilet **User deleted account** (04/10/2013) [-]
Auto Attempt
Auto Attempt
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User avatar #5 to #4 - beren (04/10/2013) [-]
"No more lockpicks." :-(
User avatar #6 to #5 - mctoilet **User deleted account** (04/10/2013) [-]
"sigh" Esc ,Load, open saved game:" ************************* "
Auto Attempt
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User avatar #24 to #5 - bennya (04/10/2013) [-]
bitches don't know about my skeleton key. The most overpowered item in the game, unbreakable lockpick.
#48 to #24 - xpeh (04/11/2013) [-]
No doubt on of the best items in the game
User avatar #8 to #4 - skeetonamber (04/10/2013) [-]
I always could un-lock very hard ones by hitting it up, pausing it, and if the lock was halfway up, then you unpause it and mash A. (xbox)

always works
#16 - mrgoodlove (04/10/2013) [-]
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User avatar #25 to #16 - xplosevdiarrhea (04/10/2013) [-]
I've seen this a lot, but I've never heard it explained how they stay up. I figured the spring would push the completed pins down. torque on the cylinder maybe?
User avatar #26 to #25 - IAmManbearpig (04/11/2013) [-]
the thing on the bottom is a tensioner, you put pressure on it as you poke the pins, so when they get up it's turned just enough to not let them back down.
User avatar #27 to #26 - xplosevdiarrhea (04/11/2013) [-]
Figured that might be the case. But then it seems that the order in which you unlock them wouldn't matter.
User avatar #43 to #27 - killerduckywithtea (04/11/2013) [-]
The thing on the bottom is the tension wrench. This is what turns the cylinder (the thing that has the red pins in). Every time when a pin 'sets' (i.e. when the blue pin rests above the sheer line) the cylinder moves a little. The sheer line is the line the blue pins need to rest above, so that the cylinder can move, without the blue or red pins jamming it. If there is too much torque used (too much pressure from the tension wrench), then either the red or the blue pins will jam against the sheer line; the only way to un-jam them is to relieve the torque, which will unset any of the blue pins that are resting above the sheer line. Meaning, you will need to go through the whole process again; setting each pin individually.

I thought I'd give a bit of background first, sorry for the long reply. It doesn't really matter which order you set the pins, but each pin is being pushed up a little until the blue pin sits above the sheer line - making a slight, but noticeable, turn from the cylinder.

In other words, they're doing it little-by-little so they don't **** up and redo the whole process.

User avatar #28 to #27 - IAmManbearpig (04/11/2013) [-]
maybe they aren't all perfectly lined up?

I'm not really sure.
#22 - Zaxplab (04/10/2013) [-]
aw yeah, baby
aw yeah, baby
User avatar #38 to #22 - smittywrbmnjnsn (04/11/2013) [-]
Shove it in there real good.
User avatar #78 to #38 - shove (04/11/2013) [-]
You called?
User avatar #55 to #22 - thefortysecond (04/11/2013) [-]
im pretty sure that the by way you do it, you will get banned
#61 to #22 - anon (04/11/2013) [-]
MUST GO FASTER
#91 to #61 - irvea (04/11/2013) [-]
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Yes yes YES!!
#14 - dreamfall (04/10/2013) [-]
I learned how to pick locks thanks to Sam Fisher!
User avatar #90 to #14 - YukonCornelius (04/11/2013) [-]
the only way to learn
User avatar #18 - imnotthere (04/10/2013) [-]
you didnt know that from oblivion?
User avatar #10 - YukonCornelius (04/10/2013) [-]
this must be what sex is like
#11 to #10 - bitchplzzz (04/10/2013) [-]
Yes and no.

Sadly
#37 - xoyv (04/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #47 to #37 - unclaimedusername (04/11/2013) [-]
I loved Oblivion, especially resisting arrest



cue "you like resisting arrest, don't you criminal scum?"
User avatar #50 to #37 - SybariteUbiquitous (04/11/2013) [-]
Maybe next time, I'll scroll down before I post a pic.
#1 - nyj (04/10/2013) [-]
#20 - lube (04/10/2013) [-]
Things are so much clearer now...
Things are so much clearer now...
#86 - neoexdeath (04/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #103 to #86 - qubot (04/15/2013) [-]
and thats how the mexicans came in and took my couch
#68 - tdotlegitz (04/11/2013) [-]
FINALLY!
FINALLY!
#58 - bdowns (04/11/2013) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #21 at Lempersy's Fun Facts **
#49 - SybariteUbiquitous (04/11/2013) [-]
I now understand the lockpicking on Oblivion.
#77 - japfapper (04/11/2013) [-]
MFW I see something related to my job at a hardware store.
#56 - anon (04/11/2013) [-]
i was gonna say "haven
t you ever played oblivion......."
#52 - electro (04/11/2013) [-]
how the hell do master keys work?
User avatar #67 to #52 - thelordofbutthurt (04/11/2013) [-]
bump.... I really wanna know to.. (I know bumping doesnt do anything -_____-)
User avatar #96 to #67 - irvea (04/11/2013) [-]
want to test it?
reply to comment #95 before the rating changes & it should bump up
User avatar #95 to #67 - irvea (04/11/2013) [-]
random info that you might find interesting
bumps kinda do work on fj but less 'powerfull'
conditions:
it only works if a person sorts by Top Rated
you can only bump up to a comment of the same rating
how:
for example if you see 2 comments below each other with both rating 0 and you reply to the bottom one, that one will be bumped up above the other comment with a rating of 0
User avatar #97 to #95 - thelordofbutthurt (04/11/2013) [-]
..... Where do you find the ratings??? this is so confusing D: hahaha you have to much knowledge my good sir.
User avatar #98 to #97 - irvea (04/11/2013) [-]
Hmm I noticed your reply didn't bump it up, I'm guessing it only works on 'root' comments.
And the rating is the red / green thumbs number on the right.

And I just like to test & find out funny tricks. like replying to deleted comments :3
reply to this and delete it, i can show u XD
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User avatar #100 to #99 - irvea (04/11/2013) [-]
:3
User avatar #101 to #100 - thelordofbutthurt (04/11/2013) [-]
soo what happens?
User avatar #102 to #101 - irvea (04/11/2013) [-]
Well, usually it's not possible to reply to deleted comments... Which I just did. .w.
User avatar #92 to #52 - irvea (04/11/2013) [-]
A 'master key' is a plain normal key, but the locks they fit on are altered.
Look at this image, it will help me explain. www.funnyjunk.com/funny_gifs/4530459/so+that+s+how+it+works/16#16
Here you see, between the red & blue parts there's a gap, allowing the 'chamber' to rotate when the gaps are aligned correctly.
Basically with a 'master key lock' some of the blue parts are split in 2, making 3 gaps in that 'pin chamber'. This way there are multiple combinations can open that same lock.
In an hotel all the locks would be created in a way that they all 'accept' the same master combination, yet all have a different own combination.

notification for thelordofbutthurt
User avatar #93 to #92 - thelordofbutthurt (04/11/2013) [-]
OOOhhh... so then there's no way to create a master key for say... a house that already has it's locks placed? you would have to buy completely different locks to fit the master key?
User avatar #94 to #93 - irvea (04/11/2013) [-]
The 'master key' is a plain key, so no you can't just simply create a master key.
It's the lock that allows a second key to fit on it.

A method some thieves use is a 'bump key', basically they take a random key, of the same brand as the lock, and they file in the 'gaps' and with a combination of pressure & tapping the key they're able to let those blue parts 'shoot' up and rest on the 'chamber' allowing to turn it and unlocking it.

i have never given anyone this information
you simply downloaded it to your brain, not gotten it from me
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>.>
#17 - shameonapony ONLINE (04/10/2013) [-]
#30 to #17 - englman (04/11/2013) [-]
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#31 to #30 - shameonapony ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
I'm sorry that I've seen this .gif about twenty times on this site.
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#33 to #31 - englman (04/11/2013) [-]
Kill the repost hater with a repost!   
I shall surely make him fanny-troubled with that one!   
   
Nah seriously, I don't care what anyone likes or dislikes or how they like or dislike it. Go crazy friend and have 2 thumb ups&lt;3
Kill the repost hater with a repost!
I shall surely make him fanny-troubled with that one!

Nah seriously, I don't care what anyone likes or dislikes or how they like or dislike it. Go crazy friend and have 2 thumb ups<3
#44 to #31 - shishiko **User deleted account** (04/11/2013) [-]
Ooooh, aren't you quite the OldFag.
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