Chicken Attack! EVERYONE RUN!. .. "Reporter gets slapped by a huge black cock" Chicken Attack! EVERYONE RUN! "Reporter gets slapped by a huge black cock"
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#8 - cseresznye
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(04/09/2013) [-]
"Reporter gets slapped by a huge black cock"
#155 to #8 - oliviersans
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(04/10/2013) [-]
thats a sexual reference
#207 to #155 - covered ONLINE
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(04/10/2013) [-]
IT IS!?
WHO WOULDA THOUGHT!
#45 to #8 - anon
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(04/09/2013) [-]
More at 11.
#89 to #8 - andrz
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(04/10/2013) [-]
i guess u could call it a horse cock
#86 to #8 - Reeon
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(04/10/2013) [-]
You glorious bastard
You glorious bastard
#6 - ivoryshadow
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(04/09/2013) [-]
>A hue hue hue
>A hue hue hue
#27 to #6 - marlkarxthethird
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(04/09/2013) [-]
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#19 - srslyjakecease
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Did the chicken have large talons?
#20 to #19 - TheManTheLegend
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(04/09/2013) [-]
what?
#21 to #20 - srslyjakecease
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Large talons.
#103 to #21 - TheManTheLegend
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(04/10/2013) [-]
I don't understand a word you just said.
#32 - fuckthepolice
Reply +98
(04/09/2013) [-]
"I OFFER YOU THIS CHICKEN O POULTRY LORD! MAY YOUR GRACE BRING US A NEW KFC TO EVERY TOWN!"
#79 to #32 - anon
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(04/10/2013) [-]
How many times did it take you to screenshot this at this exact second?
#135 to #79 - fuckthepolice
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(04/10/2013) [-]
I was trying to capture his face and got this instead. Decided to roll with it.
#11 - vikingpizza
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Chickens are awesome
Chickens are awesome
#48 to #11 - skiskate
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(04/09/2013) [-]
I was about to post that
#47 - reigndrac
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(04/09/2013) [-]
In his defense, roosters grow an odd appendage right above their feet known as a 'spur'. If they manage to attack you, the spur can pierce through your shoes and socks and sink into your skin and it hurts like hell. Not to mention that since birds in general are capable of carrying many diseases like salmonella, there's a decent chance of infection. So while it may be just a fifteen pound bird attacking, I'd still suggest getting the **** out of there if a rooster is after you. Trust me, I used to have one and those things can be mean as **** and they do not back down.
(Pic related, that ain't a tooth, that's a ************* spur of a ************* adult rooster!)
#52 to #47 - aurelianopeachdoor
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(04/09/2013) [-]
You know you're a fag when you try to justify your need to run away from an animal used by society to define cowardly.
#116 to #52 - fuckinniggers
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(04/10/2013) [-]
Please go on, you make yourself sound so ******* knowledgeable.
Please go on, you make yourself sound so ******* knowledgeable.
#166 to #116 - jizzonmypants
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(04/10/2013) [-]
I remember that cartoon but i dont remember the name could you please tell me?
#196 to #166 - wyllia
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(04/10/2013) [-]
"Treasure Planet" is the name of the film you are seeking, now go watch it.
#133 to #52 - HaloMythbuster
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(04/10/2013) [-]
Hey, being chased by a chicken, goose, or duck is actually a terrifying experience
Hey, being chased by a chicken, goose, or duck is actually a terrifying experience
#198 to #133 - anon
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(04/10/2013) [-]
turkeys are more terrifying than all three combined
#194 to #133 - anon
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(04/10/2013) [-]
so long as you don't **** with their goslings geese are alright, we raise them an when it comes time to take them away it's not exactly a pleasant experience
#112 to #52 - ftsfts
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(04/10/2013) [-]
Somebody has never had or been around chickens. Roosters and mother hens don't give a ****.
#197 to #52 - anon
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(04/10/2013) [-]
Chickens are anything but cowardly, game hens(or all hens in general) will wreck anything that dares to come near their chicks.

Malay roosters can be up to three feet tall and won't hesitate to **** you up if their hens feel threatend.

Even polish and silkie roosters will spur you given the chance.
#125 to #47 - CatfishCrothers
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(04/10/2013) [-]
And now I know.... and knowing is half the battle.
#51 to #47 - Zyklone
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(04/09/2013) [-]
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#119 - calidascopeeyes
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(04/10/2013) [-]
#122 to #119 - nevrit
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(04/10/2013) [-]
Anyone got just the bottom?
#124 to #122 - grimmwaters ONLINE
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(04/10/2013) [-]
#138 to #124 - swagbot
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#14 - pocoloco
Reply +26
(04/09/2013) [-]
"Huge black cock scares reporter"
#16 to #14 - falloutfanatic
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(04/09/2013) [-]
#30 - dollydagger
Reply +21
(04/09/2013) [-]
it's not a chicken, it's his cock
it's not a chicken, it's his cock
#71 - PokeBALLS ONLINE
Reply +20
(04/10/2013) [-]
Walk up to the club like, what up I got a big cock..