Being chased? Do the same as this guy. .. This could be a cool, new way to shake the guards in Assassin's Creed: Da Hood Being chased? Do the same as this guy This could be a cool new way to shake guards in Assassin's Creed: Da Hood
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#1 - ellucador
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(04/04/2013) [-]
This could be a cool, new way to shake the guards in Assassin's Creed: Da Hood
#257 to #1 - vivapinatapro
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(04/05/2013) [-]
This comment has 600 thumbs?
#204 to #1 - baconfeveritis
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(04/05/2013) [-]
First Comment Ups, you should be proud of yourself.
First Comment Ups, you should be proud of yourself.
#118 to #1 - Reeon
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(04/05/2013) [-]
Congrats bro
Congrats bro
#124 to #1 - pappathethird
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(04/05/2013) [-]
Here you go


It's 3am, take it or leave it
#5 - nsfwanon ONLINE
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(04/04/2013) [-]
He could've just hopped the wall..
#16 to #5 - superllamax
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What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******.
#63 to #16 - drewhamster
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What the swag did you just ******* yolo about me, you little wayne? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFags, and I've been involved in numerous Obey Records , and I have over 300 confirmed Swaggers. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I'm the top poser in the entire Swagfag Army. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the **** out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* hashtags. You think you can get away with not taking pictures in the mirror over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my mom, she has alot of swag, and your ratchet ass is being traced right now so you better prepare for the yolo, *****. The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. You're ******* dead, *****. I can swag anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my baggy skinny jeans. Not only am I extensively trained in having plugs and snake bites, but I have access to the entire Hollister store. and I will use it to its full swaggness to wipe your miserable swag off the face of tumblr, you little Non trend follower. I will swag yolo all over you and you will swag in it. You're ******* dead, *****.
#18 to #16 - fxremastered
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What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#26 to #18 - Darianvincent
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What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll **** fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
#64 to #26 - anon
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I read that all in Cptain Barbosa"s voice...Is that weird?
#261 to #5 - greenthegunstar
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Well, yes, but they would've seen him hop the wall had he done that. Unless you mean AFTER he turned the corner and then jump over and hide, that would work.
#119 to #5 - lawlfailwinepic
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(04/05/2013) [-]
Go hard or go home.
#262 to #5 - nsfwanon ONLINE
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Bloody hell... Top comment.
Bloody hell... Top comment.
#6 to #5 - kaboomz
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#8 to #5 - WolfPrince
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White men can't jump.
#12 to #8 - ledhendrix
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'Sup
#17 to #12 - WolfPrince
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He fell.
#20 to #17 - fingapopyabuttho
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#194 to #20 - spikes is cool
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he still made the dunk...
#184 to #20 - ddemiddon
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Mother ******* Gordon Hayward!
#264 to #17 - xireactiionsx
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It started with a jump
#136 to #17 - anon
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with STYLE!!
#268 to #8 - takesomemorewater
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#277 to #268 - waterbottlemanboy
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(04/11/2013) [-]
What is that from??
#278 to #277 - takesomemorewater
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Final fantasy 7: Advent Children
#265 to #8 - xireactiionsx
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Suction cups....
#260 to #8 - portugaltheman
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(04/05/2013) [-]
then what is kevin ware?
#173 to #8 - anon
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Yeah, and black men cant swim.
#165 to #8 - anon
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I'd like to see you jump out from a capsule 128,100 feet in the ******* air.
#267 to #165 - WolfPrince
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Too bad, you're not going to.
#10 - felixjarl
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Honestly, if your pursuers are that slow i think you could outrun them with ease.
#22 to #10 - anon
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He probably has a sprinting condition.

High speed, low endurance. So he could easily get a head start, but in the long run they would catch up with him.
#23 to #22 - felixjarl
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''sprinting condition''

You might mean that is he not fit.
#32 to #22 - comanderspy
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#274 to #10 - blacktitan ONLINE
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Not if you are a fattie sitting behind his desk, like a large amount of our and other communities!
#126 to #10 - ryuryu
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I like you can Speed walk that....
#14 - retrochris
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#137 to #14 - anonomoz
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wish we could be this cool with animals
#78 to #14 - elmarcocfc
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Awww :3
#24 to #14 - rieskimo
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The captions make sense, but not within the confines of logic.
#29 to #24 - twinnedorphan
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(04/04/2013) [-]
in the original, he just saw the one cat looking at him and he just said "shuu go"
#69 to #24 - tigersstripes
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in the full one two or three run by and the last cat runs by a few seconds later.
#25 - wolfdogone
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Too bad there weren't any haystacks around
Too bad there weren't any haystacks around
#223 to #25 - shivaspace
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#178 to #25 - anon
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where is this from??
#179 to #178 - wolfdogone
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look down
#107 to #25 - frostylasers
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That haystack looks like a pile of fries
#41 to #25 - jcdutt
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What's this from?
#39 - crazyolitis
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But what if you're chased by an angry spirit with a spoon?
But what if you're chased by an angry spirit with a spoon?
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#67 to #66 - whatacrackinjoke
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The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon by Richard Gale on youtube

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y

I'm an idiot, so I'm not sure if links work...
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#155 to #67 - anon
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This is by far the funniest thing i have ever watched!!!
#68 to #66 - anon
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For over a year? Holy downs... just reverse image search it and you'll get the youtube videos.
#75 to #68 - resbiansrock
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He was busy masturbating
#93 to #75 - atma
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#196 to #39 - anon
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i totally forgot about this vid., ****** awesome
#59 to #39 - pineapplechunkss
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#175 to #39 - aerosol
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Then it's only a matter of time...
#47 to #39 - fuperbooper
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#56 to #39 - rototornjik
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#50 to #39 - gjsmothefirst
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There is no spoon.
#51 to #50 - crazyolitis
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Only Zuul?
#42 to #39 - rawesome
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You will just have to change clothes again
...And again and again...
...and again and again and again.
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#3 - felixfj
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#15 to #3 - trollgiggity
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#13 to #3 - mariasaturnina
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People are blending into maps and **** to avoid this dude, and that bitch picks up a fern and climbs into the pot.    
   
You couldn't do ANY better?
People are blending into maps and **** to avoid this dude, and that bitch picks up a fern and climbs into the pot.

You couldn't do ANY better?
#55 - samxdaxman
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Sorry, but normally if I'm being chased, I don't have that much time to change clothes. If they were that slow, you could just easily run away too.
Sorry, but normally if I'm being chased, I don't have that much time to change clothes. If they were that slow, you could just easily run away too.
#103 - greenmurderer ONLINE
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(04/04/2013) [-]
pro level
pro level
#125 to #103 - iwilltrymybest
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jasper :D
#110 to #103 - Pompano
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#120 to #110 - Spikeydeath
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destorm?
#57 - capnwetnipples
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just like scooby doo
#208 to #57 - hatesmlp
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