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What a ninja isn't

someone never made it to black belt...
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#89 - shadowtheowner (1 month ago)
skinny dude"haaaa hi-ya" 10 sec later BITCH SLAP!!!!
#88 - anonymous (1 month ago)
hey, it's chuck norris' long-lost, chubby, bitch-slapping brother!!
User avatar #82 - VerbalAssasin (2 months ago)
A Ninja's only weakness: THE BITCH SLAP.
#79 - anonymous (2 months ago)
when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something good will happen to u if you post this on 5 more pages comments
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#86 to #79 - turlesrfun (1 month ago)
you must be 100% blonde
#77 - anonymous (2 months ago)
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#78 to #77 - anonymous (2 months ago)
Hello faggots! You are all stupid haters. The Jonas Brothers and Justin Bieber are the greatest musicians ever you cuntfaces. Twilight saga is the 3 best movies on the world just get over it
BTW FAT BEN MADE POOP
POOP IS EVERYWHERE
SUCK MY DICK FAGS
YEAH FUCK YEAH YEAH HAHAHAAHA
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#90 to #78 - jjustin (1 month ago)
haha ur gay and fat ben is constipated
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#87 to #78 - turlesrfun (1 month ago)
Hello faggot You are stupid and gay cuz you want us to suck your 1 inch dick and you love the gayest ppl in the world, Justin Bieber, Jonas fags, and Twilight. btw fat ben got shot on funnyjunk ever since he came. go get a fucking life
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#75 - belfigor (2 months ago)
Don't wanna be picky but the big one is Italian... Check this name: Bud Spencer
User avatar #85 to #75 - micheleITA ONLINE (2 months ago)
you're right,is Bud Spencer :)
#74 - anonymous (2 months ago)
gay power is at work within the white dude.......................did you see him makin room in he arsewhole the the bid fellow
User avatar #83 to #74 - Mongoose (2 months ago)
fag
User avatar #71 - PedoHunter (2 months ago)
the fat dude should hav farted on his face when the guy was knocked out
2 finish the guy off :P i wud LOL if that happened
User avatar #70 - RunNinWitSizZrs (2 months ago)
basically, china vs america.

take a wild guess who is who
#80 to #70 - anonymous (2 months ago)
i really dont know why ur bad mouthing america. ok yeah we have our share of asshole, but i know many people who are very kind hearted and nice people who dont go around saying America's number 1 so fuck you. just saying you comments show your ignorance. so please dont judge a country by its stereotype.
#81 to #80 - anonymous (2 months ago)
He didn't even insult the US. Read the fucking comment first.
User avatar #91 to #81 - InflictorOfPain (1 month ago)
Powerful shit? Ha! We have the best military in the world, and I hope china gets another outbreak of SARZ, lol. They suffer from overpopulation.
#76 to #70 - anonymous (2 months ago)
OH! I know!
America is the country who thinks he's all that so he does crazy flips and shit to try to show off and fails.
China is the country who actually has powerful shit and destroys America then takes a shit on em.
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#73 to #70 - Springroll (2 months ago)
america is the one thats the fat ass right?
#72 to #70 - anonymous (2 months ago)
that's fucked bitch
#69 - anonymous (2 months ago)
h t t p : / / w w w . p r e t t y m a n d y . c o m / ? i d = 8 4 7 Q 8 9 6

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#67 - anonymous (2 months ago)
watta fukkin loser...
#66 - anonymous (2 months ago)
no actually pirate 0 ninja INFINITY cuz tht guy definitely no ninja
#63 - anonymous (2 months ago)
pirate 1 ninja 0
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#61 - shhakezula (2 months ago)
he got ninjropped xD
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#59 - rickshaw (3 months ago)
"I said to quit it and knock that the fuck off!!!"
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#55 - anonymous (3 months ago)
the bigger they are, the harder you fall!
User avatar #56 to #55 - Crossraod (3 months ago)
more like, the bigger you are, the harder other people fall!
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#68 to #56 - deathshell (2 months ago)
more like "the bigger they are, the harder you fail!"

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i just shat brix
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#54 - Sagitta (3 months ago)
Get down ya little fuck
User avatar #53 - Crossraod (3 months ago)
omg, its the older erik cartman! "respect my authoritiah!"
#57 to #53 - anonymous (3 months ago)
cept cartmans a little baby when i comes to confrontation
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#48 - anonymous (3 months ago)
if only they were gay..... that would a perfect homo moment wen the guy is on the ground.............
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#58 to #48 - LMAOnator (3 months ago)
WTF?!?!? HOMO MOMENT?!?!?
#50 to #48 - anonymous (3 months ago)
If only you WEREN'T gay.....nobody would have to read your GAY comment.
#51 to #50 - anonymous (3 months ago)
win
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