When you facing an armed assailant.... .. Let's defeat the purpose of using a ranged weapon by getting in close with it and then be surprised when we get disarmed!
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#25 - lulzdealer ONLINE (04/03/2013) [+] (7 replies)
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Let's defeat the purpose of using a ranged weapon by getting in ************* close with it and then be surprised when we get disarmed!
#3 - analrespect (04/02/2013) [+] (9 replies)
gotta say as flashy and awesome it looks, the chances of it succeding without getting shot are pretty slim, the gun can go off at any second, event when he is reaching for it, you don't **** with people with guns, ever
#6 to #3 - iyr (04/03/2013) [-]
I think you're forgetting the golden rule: never bring a gun to a chair fight.
I think you're forgetting the golden rule: never bring a gun to a chair fight.
#4 - roguetrooper (04/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
No one just blatantly holds a gun out like that; if it were a real gun "assailant" he'd be dead. Also, anyone who stands that close to someone they may or may not shoot deserves to have their ******* gun taken off them.
User avatar #14 - deathcampforjewtie (04/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
My Kimber has this new feature where you don't need to be 2 inches from someone to soot them.
#18 to #14 - pizzoooo (04/03/2013) [-]
soot
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User avatar #53 to #51 - mrgusti (04/03/2013) [-]
you die
#2 - ldial (04/02/2013) [-]
#1 - crazyolitis (04/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
He kind of looks like Putin.
#52 - trollgiggity (04/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I'll just leave this here.
I'll just leave this here.
User avatar #15 - somedumbcomics (04/03/2013) [-]
As we learned from Han Solo...shoot first.
User avatar #63 - zraven (04/03/2013) [-]
Ok, so, annotated, this translates to...

"When faced with an armed assailant:

Step 1:
Be Russian.

Step 2:
Win."


User avatar #35 - mrgoodlove (04/03/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Aren't most assailants armed? I've never been robbed by a guy with no arms... just sayin.
User avatar #42 to #41 - mrgoodlove (04/03/2013) [-]
Well armless soldiers aren't gonna do much harm.
User avatar #37 - gottdammit (04/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
A tactic invented by my friend:
1. Make the most disturbing grimace you can think of
2. Look the man straight in the eyes
3. Make weird-ass animal noises, snorts, and growls

There is a 10% chance your assailant will be decent enough not to touch an agressive retard. In other 90% you will probably get shot.
#9 - Penn (04/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
My thoughts as GIF was loading: "Wow, that's really slow. He would've been shot multiple times by now."

My thoughts after GIF loads: "Wow, that's really slow. He would've been shot multiple times by now."
User avatar #74 - crazyeyedbioll ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
Then get shot because you thought watching some self defence video on youtube makes you a badass
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User avatar #98 - gibroner (04/03/2013) [-]
my money's on that dude being spetznaz those dude are basically super soldiers
#90 - rowdymatt (04/03/2013) [-]
You're pretty good kid
User avatar #71 - twinnedorphan (04/03/2013) [+] (5 replies)
okay step 1: grab the gun. step 2: grab neck. step 3: bone him with your boner so he freaks out and falls to the floor...

nah, but srsly. Why did he fall?
#72 to #71 - sheriffhd (04/03/2013) [-]
the arm grab pulls his body weight forward, while th next move of grabbing his neck forces his uper body backwards while his weight is already moving forward, thus throwing his entire body of balance
User avatar #57 - sledmondson ONLINE (04/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
it takes .3 of a second to pull a trigger unless facing someone whos bluffing or someone with a fake gun this is the worst possible move
User avatar #65 to #57 - Riukanojutsu (04/03/2013) [-]
the reaction time of a human is 0.6 second on average.
that mean you got about a full second to make your move
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