Arrested for flashing. What the swag did you just yolo about me, you little wayne? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFags, and I’ve been
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Arrested for flashing

Arrested for flashing. What the swag did you just yolo about me, you little wayne? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFags, and I’ve been

What the swag did you just ******* yolo about me, you little wayne? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFags, and I’ve been involved in numerous Obey Records , and I have over 300 confirmed Swaggers. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the top poser in the entire Swagfag Army. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the **** out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* hashtags. You think you can get away with not taking pictures in the mirror over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my mom, she has alot of swag, and your ratchet ass is being traced right now so you better prepare for the yolo, ***** . The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. You’re ******* dead, ***** . I can swag anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my baggy skinny jeans. Not only am I extensively trained in having plugs and snake bites, but I have access to the entire Hollister store. and I will use it to its full swaggness to wipe your miserable swag off the face of tumblr, you little Non trend follower. I will swag yolo all over you and you will swag in it. You’re ******* dead, ***** .

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#16 - connectingdk ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
Remi Gillard, what a boss.
#24 to #16 - anon (03/29/2013) [-]
how many times has he been arrested now? like 30,000?
User avatar #18 to #16 - chaldin (03/29/2013) [-]
User avatar #8 - therealtjthemedic ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
Reason for arrest: being a radar
User avatar #1 - furryflava (03/28/2013) [-]
dident realize it was a guy untill the end
#49 to #1 - hairibar (03/29/2013) [-]
Dident? Really? I wanna cry
#27 - samoaspider (03/29/2013) [-]
OP is a magnificent bastard for creating that description and providing the link to the .gif source. Kudos man
OP is a magnificent bastard for creating that description and providing the link to the .gif source. Kudos man
#63 to #27 - anon (03/29/2013) [-]
Your gif source?
User avatar #91 to #63 - youareohsowrong (03/29/2013) [-]
Ghostbusters 3
User avatar #66 to #27 - floofy (03/29/2013) [-]
except he didnt create that description
#73 to #66 - anon (03/29/2013) [-]
read comment #40 smartass, right under this one
User avatar #40 to #27 - trustsharpeye (03/29/2013) [-]
OP didn't write what's in the description, it's been around for quite a while now.
User avatar #97 to #40 - ieaturchildren (03/30/2013) [-]
he edited the original, did you actually read OP's?
#68 - bongconnery (03/29/2013) [-]
*******		 remi
******* remi
#94 to #68 - elcreepo (03/29/2013) [-]
Good way to get run over.
Good way to get run over.
#11 - badgerbaiting (03/29/2013) [-]
What the flip did thee just flipping gabble about me, thine miniscule bitch? I’ll have thee know I bested the most prestigious jousting class in the whole of Camelot, and I hath been involved in numerous secret marches on behalf of his Majesty, King Arthur, and I hath over 300 confirmed victories on horseback. I am trained in castle of Guerrilla warfare and I am indeed the highest ranking joustee in the entire land of Great Britannia. Thee are nothing to me but another false crossbearer. I will joust thine shambles with precision the likes of which hath never been observed in the King’s lands, mark my flipping words! Thou think thou can escape retribution by shouting that hogwash at me from afar? I implore thee to think again, peasant. As we converse I am contacting my secretive network of knights across the realm and thine footsteps are being traced right now, so thou best prepare thineself for the storm, pig-maggot! The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing thou call your armour. Thou art a flipping dead man. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill thou in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare lance. Not only am I extensively trained in mounted combat, but I hath access to the entire arsenal of the Kings Royal Army, and I shall use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable derriere off the face of the realm, thou miniscule feaces. If only thou could have foreseen what unholy retribution your little “clever” challenge was about to bring down upon thee, maybe thou would have held thee flipping tongue. But thou couldn’t, thou didn’t, and now thee art paying the price, you goddamn fool. I shall **** fury all over thou britches and thee will drown in it. Thou art flipping dead, child.
User avatar #29 to #11 - ningyoaijin (03/29/2013) [-]
what the flip did thou*
thou miniscule bitch*
thou art nothing to me*
thou thinks thee can escape*
thou had best*
thine armour*
I can kill thee*
King's Royal Army*
thine little "clever" challenge*
thy flipping tongue*
thou art paying the price*
thine britches*
thou will drown in it*
Trust me on this; I'm British. We know this **** .
#62 to #29 - badgerbaiting (03/29/2013) [-]
Must we be so pedantic? I did not type this whole thing out; it is copypasta, the point of which is to copy and paste lengthy sections of text, to save one the bother of typing it oneself.

I suppose if you insist of Grammar-Nazism, I shall be the Union of Spelling Awkwardly.

Incidentally, I am also British, but I don't feel the need to get on my high horse about grammar to give an allusion of intelligence.
#15 - bakinboy ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
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#79 - zzRedzz ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
#72 - avatarsarefornoobs (03/29/2013) [-]
OI! Da ‘ell you say about me, you lit’l grot? I’ll ave you know I’m da best shoota in all of da klan, and I’ve been on lotsa sneaky mishons on da umie planets, and I gotz ovas 300 skullz. I fight like a sneaky git, I do, and I’m da best at killin far away da the entire WAAAAAAGHHH . Yous nothing to me but just another squig ‘erda . I’s smash da you to pieces wiff precishion da likes of which as neva been seen before on dis rock, mark my ******* words. You fink you can get away wiff muckin about, saying that grot to me over da Internet? Fink again, umie. Right now, as we muckin about, I’m callin da all sneaky boyz across the planet and your IP is bein traced right proper now! So you’d betta prepare for da WAAAAAAGH, you git. DA storm that stomps out da paffetic lit’l fing you call ya life. Yous ******* dead, umie. I’s can be anywhere, anytime, and I’s can kill you in a whole buncha ways, and dats just with me bare mits. Not only am I real good in rippin and tearin up umies, but I’s got access to da entire shooty pile of the ork WAAAAAGH and I’s use all da dakka ta stomp out yer miserable mug off da face of the wurld, you little grot. If only you could ave known wot waz comin afta yous little “smart” talk waz about ta git cha, maybe yous woulda ave ‘eld your bloody mouff. But you can’t, and now youa paying da teef, you goddamn git. I will stomp all ova yous and yous gonna die good. Yous gonna be ended, grotling.
#75 to #72 - corelious (03/29/2013) [-]
^ ******* golden.
#78 to #72 - tomthehippie (03/29/2013) [-]
What did you say you heretical chaos infested spawn of a grox?! I'll have you know I am Brother Sargent of First Company in my Chapter! I am a master of all of the Chapter's weaponry, from the chainsword and bolter to the storm fist and power sword! I can put a bolter round between an Eldar's eyes at over five hundred yards! I've fought champions of Chaos, Eldar Witches, Tyranid synapse creatures, you name it, I've killed it for the glorious God Emperor! You have no idea the wrath that is coming your way because of your cowardly words, you spineless heretic! Even as I speak the Inquisition Hereticus is tracking your IP and is informing me of your location. Pray to what ever idol of Chaos you follow, for your days are numbered! Perhaps had you been smart enough to keep your heretical words to yourself, you might have lived another day, but due to your stupidity you will so die screaming heretic! Hopefully you can prove challenging enough to be worth mentioning the Chapter's Codex, but I doubt it! You will be just another weak heretic to count amongst the thousands I have killed for the glory of the God Emperor!
#31 - yiffcario (03/29/2013) [-]
I'm saving the description.
I'm saving the description.
#82 - giygasman (03/29/2013) [-]
MFW decription
#77 - zzRedzz ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
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User avatar #87 to #77 - anthonyh (03/29/2013) [-]
I like how he knocks his blue bucket off and he has another one underneath.
#88 to #87 - zzRedzz ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
Always carry a backup.
Always carry a backup.
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#74 to #65 - taila (03/29/2013) [-]
I don't know.

It's not like the gif was meant to be funny or anything.

This isn't
#76 to #74 - corelious (03/29/2013) [-]
No, this is You need to login to view this link where we beat people for laughing.
User avatar #61 - pyrobonz (03/29/2013) [-]
I can't stop laughing.
User avatar #86 to #9 - xdiabolicx ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
>implying he doesn't appreciate quality copy pasta
#28 to #9 - anon (03/29/2013) [-]
it was a joke from the original "guerilla warfare from over 100 confirmed kills" etc joke.
You are a dumbass.
#92 to #28 - grandterskrasao ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
i think the point was that the description is an over-used joke that wasnt funny in the first place.
#56 to #9 - felinescrotum **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #25 to #9 - deezknuts (03/29/2013) [-]
i think the description was a joke
User avatar #33 to #25 - binomancha (03/29/2013) [-]
i think your a joke dolan
User avatar #35 to #33 - deezknuts (03/29/2013) [-]
what do you think about my "a joke"?

you did not finish your sentence.
User avatar #37 to #35 - binomancha (03/29/2013) [-]
my English is bad huh
#38 to #37 - deezknuts (03/29/2013) [-]
my russian is worse
my russian is worse
#93 - anon (03/29/2013) [-]
Is he trying to run away...

from a car?
#95 to #93 - xheneta (03/29/2013) [-]
#64 - muslimxxtaco (03/29/2013) [-]
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User avatar #71 to #64 - kachingga (03/29/2013) [-]
By the third and fourth car he's just like "who even gives a **** "
#90 - yusay (03/29/2013) [-]
God I love Remi.
God I love Remi.
#22 - gibroner (03/29/2013) [-]
dat description
#14 - budokai (03/29/2013) [-]
Sat here meant to be doing my dissertation with my parents in the other room (yeah im a bass I know). I CAN'T STOP GIGGLING at the run!!!!!
#20 to #14 - anon (03/29/2013) [-]
im pretty sure the video is from a guy on youtube named remi gaillard just look up nqtv
#26 to #14 - deezknuts (03/29/2013) [-]
>yeah i'm a bass I know
#60 to #26 - zorororonoa (03/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, I'm a bass I know
#99 to #26 - budokai (03/30/2013) [-]
well played sir, well played
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