Meanwhile in Germany. Autobahn FTW!. WutWutInTheButt


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#118 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
And then this happens.
And then this happens.
#134 to #118 - ravyen (03/25/2013) [-]
I would imagine he pissed himself.
#141 - konradkurze (03/25/2013) [-]
guess who
#144 to #141 - Keoul (03/25/2013) [-]
Drive so goddamn fast and still the camera gets me!
Drive so goddamn fast and still the camera gets me!
User avatar #171 to #144 - nonsensical (03/25/2013) [-]
excuse my ignorance... but who is he?
User avatar #174 to #171 - redflame (03/25/2013) [-]
The Stick
#181 to #174 - whatwhen (03/25/2013) [-]
**whatwhen rolled a random image posted in comment #286 at Choose Your Weapon ** i hope u die for misspelling The Stig
User avatar #65 - Soilwork (03/25/2013) [-]
" **** I LEFT THE OVEN ON!!"
#64 - TheNewDudeMann (03/25/2013) [-]
Yep. No speed limits on the motorways or "autobahn". Stay to the right to cruise. Go to the left lane to die.
User avatar #70 to #64 - xxELITExx (03/25/2013) [-]
there is "recommended speed limits" but they are mostly on corners, in highly populated areas, and there are some all over for weather conditions

#108 to #64 - anon (03/25/2013) [-]
******** , on most parts of "Autbahn" you are only allowed to drive 120 km/h! It's rare to get a part where you can go as fast as you want..
#83 - klondikemonster (03/25/2013) [-]
I live in the U.S. and even if presented the chance, I wouldn't drive that god damn fast. The few times that I've hit around 100 mph I was scared as 			****		 that I would crash, your car feels EVERY little ass pebble in the road and it's almost like it has finally achieved a level of self-control and is also evil, so it must kill its driver.
I live in the U.S. and even if presented the chance, I wouldn't drive that god damn fast. The few times that I've hit around 100 mph I was scared as **** that I would crash, your car feels EVERY little ass pebble in the road and it's almost like it has finally achieved a level of self-control and is also evil, so it must kill its driver.
User avatar #101 to #83 - capslockrage (03/25/2013) [-]
Depends on the car.
Was lucky enough to test-drive a Bugatti and even going 215mph it felt pretty smooth.
User avatar #105 to #101 - ninjapuppies (03/25/2013) [-]
Dude. I'd do anything for an hour behind the wheel of a Veyron.
User avatar #107 to #105 - capslockrage (03/25/2013) [-]
I only got about 15 minutes but it was one of the cooler things in my life.
#112 to #107 - anon (03/25/2013) [-]
that's really nice.... i mean other people would have to pay or be famous enough to make that happen... even then you only get to be there as a passenger next to a "professional" driver, who will never make it in to the 200mph... or even 100

no wonder, since the car worth over 1 million and that's too much for handing it over to every random idiot.
User avatar #233 to #112 - capslockrage (03/25/2013) [-]
Actually I did drive it.
User avatar #160 to #83 - rieskimo (03/25/2013) [-]
It really depends on the vehicle and the road. On a well maintained highway and in a properly engineered vehicle(one that's designed with speed in mind) you can reach the highest speeds and barely feel anything. I was driving my now ex-gf's X3 and I went from the legal speed limit (50mph) and reached a stretch devoid of any cars. I looked down and in the short time that I didn't see anybody I had accidentally accelerated to about 95mph.
User avatar #204 to #83 - BlakHoleSun (03/25/2013) [-]
what is that gif off of? would like to know
#87 to #83 - etofun (03/25/2013) [-]
lol, ive hit 130 on public roads in my 25 year old fiero. bonus point since i live in hawaii, a little island in the middle of the pacific, where the longest straight away is only about 5 miles long
User avatar #98 to #87 - Foxchase (03/25/2013) [-]
Please don't tell me you've made a fake Ferrari out of the Fiero. Fieros look great as is, would love to have one.
#99 to #98 - etofun (03/25/2013) [-]
nope, i am restoring it thought, my dream is to build it into something of a roadracing GT car. if i wanted a fake ferrari fiero, i would have bought a miura
User avatar #103 to #99 - Foxchase (03/25/2013) [-]
Nice to know people restore those cars. A lot of people in my generation (I'm 21) see them as trash. But that's because they seem to think cars take care of themselves. If I had one, I'd also restore it. But I live in Norway, more Ford Probes than Fieros here... And yeah, would be cool to make a GT roadcar out of it, keep the original sleekness of the car, but make discreet changes that people still will notice. I always liked them in two-toned paint, like black with white around the bottom part of it. Or white GT stripes.
#238 to #103 - etofun (03/25/2013) [-]
well after i get all the rust repaired, im going to strip the chassis down and re-coat and paint. the body panels are all going to be mostly stock, i am going to build a carbon splitter, bodypan, and diffuser, along with maybe making a carbon hood and decklid. but thats all mostly for looks, my pipe dream is to swap in a LS mated to a NSX transmission, then make a custom suspension setup for it all
User avatar #246 to #238 - Foxchase (03/27/2013) [-]
Sounds delicious.
#100 to #83 - anon (03/25/2013) [-]
just got a bmw. 120 mph feels like im doing 35 in my old mazda. you sir have never driven a nice car. and just because you dont want to push the capable boundaries of engineering that our generation has been so fortunate to have been able to take advantage of does not in any way shape or form mean that i nor hundreds other like me feel like mashing our testicles into paste so we can wrap our minds around feminism and what total lack of adrennaline on a constant basis feels like. have fun in your beater. clearly you and i have different ideas of what just getting from point a to point b should be like.
#161 to #100 - anon (03/25/2013) [-]
And a BMW is supposed to be this "nice car" you're talking about? Nice joke.
User avatar #168 to #161 - namesmeannothing (03/25/2013) [-]
Are you kidding?

google "BMW M6 G Power". Then we talk...
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User avatar #110 to #83 - sketchE (03/25/2013) [-]
i drive a 99 dodge dakota. i live in alaska. i hit 100 regularly and have never had such an issue
User avatar #104 to #83 - JuliusC (03/25/2013) [-]
if you never maxed it out, you never truly owned it.
User avatar #106 to #104 - shugudugs (03/25/2013) [-]
well THAT proves something about my penis.
#155 to #83 - kaboomz (03/25/2013) [-]
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> it's almost like it has finally achieved a level of self-control and is also evil, so it must kill its driver.
#82 - royrogersmcfreely (03/25/2013) [-]
hfw stop signs
hfw stop signs
#68 - ReaLCooLGuY (03/25/2013) [-]
Yeah, so I just have a regular car.
User avatar #237 to #68 - royrogersmcfreely (03/25/2013) [-]
i use to before i rolled it :<
#157 - doddythechef (03/25/2013) [-]
****		 that
**** that
User avatar #72 - xxELITExx (03/25/2013) [-]
Im a big fan of driving fast but JESUS CHRIST! after about 130 its more scary than it is fun. he's gotta be going over 250kh
User avatar #102 to #72 - capslockrage (03/25/2013) [-]
130 is nothing, lol
User avatar #243 to #102 - xxELITExx (03/26/2013) [-]
It was enough to make me not care if I ever go that fast again lol
#84 to #72 - tenthdivine (03/25/2013) [-]
Fastest I've gone is about 215km/h (and this was in America on a road with a speed limit, if I had got caught I would have spent the night in jail) my car was shaking so hard, but it was fun!
User avatar #88 to #84 - xxELITExx (03/25/2013) [-]
i think fastest iv gone is about 140. I prefer to keep it under 100 and stick to tight corners and short straights

my area you would have gotten a felony and 30 days jail time. impounded car. revoked license for 5 years
#111 to #5 - anon (03/25/2013) [-]
#47 to #5 - anon (03/25/2013) [-]
I was not aware FJ had such clever users.
User avatar #53 to #47 - frysandaburger ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
And you call yourself asian...
#229 to #53 - anon (03/25/2013) [-]
not anymore...
#242 to #229 - frysandaburger ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
When I posted this I took a chance at this **** happening...
But **** me if it didn't seem clever at the time.
User avatar #23 to #5 - biot (03/24/2013) [-]
And when you ask these Turks which country is the best then they answer "Turkey".

If you reply to this like this: "And why you're here?" You probably get punched.
User avatar #33 to #23 - iamtheblackgoat (03/25/2013) [-]
Which is exactly my point...I wholeheartedly disapprove of the Turkish inundation in thumbs are all right, as long I got my point across
#35 to #33 - part (03/25/2013) [-]
The Pakis are the same here in the UK.
User avatar #38 to #35 - Protagonistism (03/25/2013) [-]
Gentle men, we're ****** unless we do something.
User avatar #49 to #38 - iamtheblackgoat (03/25/2013) [-]
It's hard because there's no easy answer...doing nothing leads to uneducated, poor immigrants roaming Europe and doing everything stereotypically criminal you can imagine, but trying to literally fight it leads to **** like the Golden Dawn in my very own Greece, where fascists beat regular, hard-working, asylum-seeking Syrians and Libyans and illegally round them up and ship them out of the country by the truckload

tl;dr as much as I think Europe headed for a ********* , using force to circumvent it is just as (if not more) awful
User avatar #93 to #49 - Protagonistism (03/25/2013) [-]
True, but you must remember sometimes the solution to the problem is force. Forcible removing people is kinda a solution, it's the selection process is the problem. You keep those who ensure they can be good working citizens, but members of their family maybe criminally active, so you'll have to ship the working member of the family with them. Or else they just try bringing in their family by other means.
#208 to #35 - anon (03/25/2013) [-]
wow fj's so racist o.o
User avatar #133 to #23 - goobyman ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
I've also heard that the real turks hate the Turks in germany and consider them shameful
#210 to #133 - anon (03/25/2013) [-]
True, we generally don't like them. They are weird in another level.
User avatar #123 to #23 - herpkankerderp (03/25/2013) [-]
I'm sorry for my people D:
#96 to #23 - anon (03/25/2013) [-]
I love u guys for understanding
#122 - recoilish (03/25/2013) [-]
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#159 - dovakinbronie (03/25/2013) [-]
eehhh .... normal saturday in germany
#205 to #159 - haunterbrony (03/25/2013) [-]
Ja. Ja, ich spreche deutsch.
User avatar #170 to #159 - Loppytaffy (03/25/2013) [-]
Er...ich libe dich?
#172 to #170 - dovakinbronie (03/25/2013) [-]
jemand der mich liebt !
was für ein wundervoller tag!
libe zwar mit "ie" aber so ein kleiner schreibfehler macht ja nix
User avatar #175 to #172 - opa (03/25/2013) [-]
halts maul
User avatar #177 to #175 - dovakinbronie (03/25/2013) [-]
da hätte ich aber was anderes erwartet
aber versuch erst gar nicht mir den tag zu ruinieren
heute ist ein wundervoller tag , an dem mir jemand gesagt hat
das er mich liebt.
User avatar #178 to #177 - opa (03/25/2013) [-]
was erwartest du? echte liebe und toleranz im internet? ich bitte dich
#179 to #178 - dovakinbronie (03/25/2013) [-]
da hast du natürlich auch wieder recht.   
aber irgendwie ist es mir nur wichtig das es mal jemand gesagt hat.
da hast du natürlich auch wieder recht.
aber irgendwie ist es mir nur wichtig das es mal jemand gesagt hat.
User avatar #195 to #179 - shishabar (03/25/2013) [-]
heil hitler
User avatar #235 to #179 - Loppytaffy (03/25/2013) [-]
Baseme bella chika!
User avatar #193 to #170 - shishabar (03/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #26 - pkmntrainerruby (03/24/2013) [-]
I better film myself driving one bajillion km/h
User avatar #28 to #26 - shadowfox (03/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #29 to #28 - pkmntrainerruby (03/24/2013) [-]
Can we just agree that it exceeds the norm?
User avatar #48 to #26 - CallMeCrisco (03/25/2013) [-]
Dude, it's the Autobahn. That's what you DO on the autobahn.
User avatar #44 - symustafa (03/25/2013) [-]
My dad loves driving fast with his friends as passengers. Especially when he's on the Autobahn, he'll just go up to 220km/h and all his passengers will be screaming for him to slow down.
#156 to #44 - anon (03/25/2013) [-]
A german would not cry at 220km/h that's pretty average speed.
#180 to #156 - anon (03/25/2013) [-]
watch out we got a badass over here.jpg
User avatar #54 to #44 - xsirxrepostxalotx (03/25/2013) [-]
My dad drives 220 in suburbs in New Zealand, that's scary.
#67 to #54 - treeandmonkey (03/25/2013) [-]
Your dad is a dick.
User avatar #143 to #67 - symustafa (03/25/2013) [-]
I know. He's dick to everyone, especially me.
#164 to #143 - anon (03/25/2013) [-]
he wasnt talking to you phaggot.
#169 to #54 - xnotcreative (03/25/2013) [-]
Your dad's risking the lives of others for his own entertainment.

treeandmonkey is right, your dad is a dick.
#135 to #44 - anon (03/25/2013) [-]
Your Dads going to be one of those people that crashes and kills everyone but himself. Dick.
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User avatar #142 to #132 - jonnyp (03/25/2013) [-]
"..I find the panda doing 160 more impressive.."

i lol'd a bit.
#139 - arjunz (03/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #203 to #139 - commanderbunbun (03/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #176 - opa (03/25/2013) [-]
i find it fascinating how people in other nations think this is special here. When you drive on the autobahn something like that happens all the time
User avatar #158 - TCRCPRODUCTIONS ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
Dat corvette Z06
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