Pizza. .. Who the eats one slice? Pizza Who the eats one slice?
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#24 - mrantoniou
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(03/23/2013) [-]
Who the **** eats one slice?
User avatar #27 to #24 - thejerseyjenn
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(03/23/2013) [-]
Me. I literally cannot eat more.
#31 to #27 - Happybean
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YOU MONSTER!
User avatar #117 to #27 - enorus
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(03/23/2013) [-]
You literally can't eat more than a single pizza slice? Are you a small rodent?
User avatar #83 to #27 - Bion
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(03/23/2013) [-]
I feel so bad for you. I could eat that stuff till I popped.
User avatar #326 to #27 - thejerseyjenn
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(03/23/2013) [-]
well damn! i didn't know that the inability to eat more than one slice of pizza is a funnyjunk crime!
User avatar #328 to #326 - turdburgalar
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(03/23/2013) [-]
Welcome to FJ
User avatar #331 to #328 - thejerseyjenn
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(03/23/2013) [-]
yeah. oh well thumbs aren't everything so I'm keeping my comment up.
User avatar #360 to #331 - lube
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(03/24/2013) [-]
+1 for taking it on the chin.
User avatar #164 to #27 - prickstick
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(03/23/2013) [-]
-11 thumbs because she can't eat more than one slice of pizza? I smell a alot of americunts on this page
#228 to #164 - anon id: 95b06252
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(03/23/2013) [-]
i'm slovak, weighing in at 50-55kg, height: 1.59 meters and i could eat an entire pizza after having had dinner -_-"

eating ONE slice and not being able to eat more is just absurd.
#229 to #228 - Xepheros
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That's because your body type gives you extremely fast metabolisation though, meaning you need to eat like three times normal amounts of food and you still don't get fat.
User avatar #196 to #164 - nogphille
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i'm dutch, weighing in at 70-75kg, height: 1.92 meters and i could eat an entire pizza after having had dinner -_-"

eating ONE slice and not being able to eat more is just absurd.
#339 to #27 - anon id: 6073597f
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(03/23/2013) [-]
What do you mean?
#281 to #27 - anon id: 3f43daf8
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(03/23/2013) [-]
This right here is the definition of anal trauma
#198 to #27 - anon id: 0aa86a1b
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(03/23/2013) [-]
Sounds sketchy.
User avatar #325 to #27 - annoos
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(03/23/2013) [-]
Here, have a down thumb you 29 kg faggot.
#278 to #24 - anon id: 3f43daf8
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(03/23/2013) [-]
Thin people
User avatar #322 to #278 - Jackimole
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(03/23/2013) [-]
You've clearly never seen an episode of Scooby Doo.
#357 to #24 - repostsrepost
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(03/23/2013) [-]
faggots
#359 to #24 - thatguythatlaughs
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(03/24/2013) [-]
People with lap band surgery
User avatar #155 to #24 - benedicto
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(03/23/2013) [-]
HAH!
User avatar #366 to #24 - hodoor
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(04/22/2013) [-]
hodor
User avatar #135 to #24 - basicargentinian
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(03/23/2013) [-]
women on a diet?
#284 to #24 - exlo
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(03/23/2013) [-]
People who didn't pay for the ****, that's who.
User avatar #324 to #284 - patchesdacrazy
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(03/23/2013) [-]
No, those people get to watch. ****** Freeloaders.
#13 - jmoneylax
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(03/22/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#89 - motherfuckingkenji
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(03/23/2013) [-]
Today at work, we made a pizza for some guy named Doug.
He wanted us to spell out "Prom?" in pepperoni as he was going to ask his girlfriend to prom.
Good luck to that guy.



Personally, I thought the idea was a bit too cheesy.
#120 to #89 - discon
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(03/23/2013) [-]
This guy
This guy
#92 to #89 - bigbeaufort
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(03/23/2013) [-]
Well if he gets shot down by his girlfriend that's going to be awkward as ****...
#127 to #92 - tomthehippie
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(03/23/2013) [-]
Asks girlfriend to prom



Gets dumped


Asks female friend to go to prom (as friends)


She stops speaking to him
#122 to #89 - JoshBauer
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(03/23/2013) [-]
CHEESY
CHEESY
User avatar #130 to #89 - mookiez
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(03/23/2013) [-]
Should have spelled out porn.
User avatar #356 to #130 - tetragramozoid
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(03/23/2013) [-]
Especially if he didn't check the pizza before he gave it to her.
#2 - thragtusk
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(03/22/2013) [-]
beat that digiorno
#3 - anon id: 607bdec5
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(03/22/2013) [-]
....i could eat that full pizza alone >.> never mind share and keep half for later
User avatar #7 to #3 - manofparody
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(03/22/2013) [-]
So could and have I, but the fact that you can doesn't mean you should.
One of my favorite lines from Louis C.K.: "The meal isn't over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself."
User avatar #4 to #3 - lwminlaa
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and that is why you are fat
#5 to #4 - fireworkmuffins
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#6 to #5 - arkadia
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#8 to #6 - fireworkmuffins
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What are you looking at?
#9 to #8 - arkadia
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(03/22/2013) [-]
I'm the prince of all Saiyans. I can look at whatever the **** I want.
#66 to #9 - zerpderp
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(03/23/2013) [-]
My legend goes back to the 12th century.
#237 to #66 - anon id: 6030e4d5
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(03/23/2013) [-]
did somebody say soul eater thread?
#273 to #237 - anon id: f6582ea7
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(03/23/2013) [-]
No. No one said that. Go home.
#274 to #273 - tarmorman
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I heard soul eater thread.
#279 to #274 - arkadia
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(03/23/2013) [-]
No.
#287 to #279 - tarmorman
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(03/23/2013) [-]
How about Zero Punctuation thread?
#173 to #4 - anon id: e84e70d1
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(03/23/2013) [-]
What are you a stick figure?
#38 to #4 - whatamidoingwithme
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(03/23/2013) [-]
I can eat that pizza alone and more too but i am not fat.
User avatar #94 to #38 - siridontcare
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(03/23/2013) [-]
Whatever helps you sleep.
#1 - iamtheblackgoat
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(03/22/2013) [-]
Do want
#47 - Cleavland Steamer
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User avatar #56 to #47 - xgeneration
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(03/23/2013) [-]
isnt it cut my pizza into pieces
User avatar #15 - vissova
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(03/22/2013) [-]
There's no way in Hell anyone could ever eat just one slice.

I would ram that entire thing down my throat before it even gets delivered.
#17 to #15 - alawabidingcitizen
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#238 to #17 - anon id: 6030e4d5
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you gay
#34 - nicolbolas
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(03/23/2013) [-]
How do four people not eat that?
How do four people not eat that?
#114 - marconde
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(03/23/2013) [-]
I don't need a dish.
#124 to #114 - tomthehippie
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(03/23/2013) [-]
I'm a Christian and that made me laugh.
#160 to #124 - whymewhy
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(03/23/2013) [-]
who gives a ****.
#188 to #124 - swiftykidd **User deleted account**
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#252 to #188 - tomthehippie
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Because I bet some asshat saw that and got offended that someone used the bible that way.
#167 to #114 - anon id: 499c79cd
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(03/23/2013) [-]
I'm a Muslim and that made me laugh.
User avatar #231 to #114 - arstya
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(03/23/2013) [-]
I'm nothing, and I don't care.
User avatar #206 to #114 - rieskimo
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(03/23/2013) [-]
Cold Pizza Master Race!
User avatar #209 to #114 - tomorrowsnightmare
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(03/23/2013) [-]
Posted this on facebook with the description "Found a use for it." Now I'm waiting for all the butthurt christian comments.
User avatar #247 to #209 - ilovehitler
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(03/23/2013) [-]
screenshot or it didn't happen.
User avatar #346 to #247 - tomorrowsnightmare
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(03/23/2013) [-]
I only got an angry call from my mom though.
User avatar #258 to #247 - limb
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Ditto.
#259 to #258 - anon id: 14d57bf1
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(03/23/2013) [-]
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say you get this same comment a lot.
User avatar #261 to #259 - limb
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It's either going out on a limb or being teared limb from limb no one talks about trees.
#345 to #247 - tomorrowsnightmare
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User avatar #353 to #345 - ilovehitler
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Heh, that's awesome.
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