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#24 - mrantoniou
Reply +467
(03/23/2013) [-]
Who the **** eats one slice?
#27 to #24 - thejerseyjenn
Reply -46
(03/23/2013) [-]
Me. I literally cannot eat more.
#31 to #27 - Happybean
Reply +67
(03/23/2013) [-]
YOU MONSTER!
#117 to #27 - enorus
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(03/23/2013) [-]
You literally can't eat more than a single pizza slice? Are you a small rodent?
#83 to #27 - Bion ONLINE
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(03/23/2013) [-]
I feel so bad for you. I could eat that stuff till I popped.
#326 to #27 - thejerseyjenn
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(03/23/2013) [-]
well damn! i didn't know that the inability to eat more than one slice of pizza is a funnyjunk crime!
#328 to #326 - turdburgalar ONLINE
Reply +6
(03/23/2013) [-]
Welcome to FJ
#331 to #328 - thejerseyjenn
Reply +9
(03/23/2013) [-]
yeah. oh well thumbs aren't everything so I'm keeping my comment up.
#360 to #331 - lube
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(03/24/2013) [-]
+1 for taking it on the chin.
#164 to #27 - prickstick
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(03/23/2013) [-]
-11 thumbs because she can't eat more than one slice of pizza? I smell a alot of americunts on this page
#228 to #164 - anon
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(03/23/2013) [-]
i'm slovak, weighing in at 50-55kg, height: 1.59 meters and i could eat an entire pizza after having had dinner -_-"

eating ONE slice and not being able to eat more is just absurd.
#229 to #228 - Xepheros
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(03/23/2013) [-]
That's because your body type gives you extremely fast metabolisation though, meaning you need to eat like three times normal amounts of food and you still don't get fat.
#196 to #164 - nogphille
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(03/23/2013) [-]
i'm dutch, weighing in at 70-75kg, height: 1.92 meters and i could eat an entire pizza after having had dinner -_-"

eating ONE slice and not being able to eat more is just absurd.
#339 to #27 - anon
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(03/23/2013) [-]
What do you mean?
#281 to #27 - anon
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(03/23/2013) [-]
This right here is the definition of anal trauma
#198 to #27 - anon
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(03/23/2013) [-]
Sounds sketchy.
#325 to #27 - annoos
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(03/23/2013) [-]
Here, have a down thumb you 29 kg faggot.
#278 to #24 - anon
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(03/23/2013) [-]
Thin people
#322 to #278 - Jackimole
Reply +8
(03/23/2013) [-]
You've clearly never seen an episode of Scooby Doo.
#357 to #24 - repostsrepost
Reply 0
(03/23/2013) [-]
faggots
#359 to #24 - thatguythatlaughs
Reply 0
(03/24/2013) [-]
People with lap band surgery
#155 to #24 - benedicto
Reply +1
(03/23/2013) [-]
HAH!
#366 to #24 - hodoor
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(04/22/2013) [-]
hodor
#135 to #24 - basicargentinian
Reply +8
(03/23/2013) [-]
women on a diet?
#284 to #24 - exlo
Reply +26
(03/23/2013) [-]
People who didn't pay for the ****, that's who.
#324 to #284 - patchesdacrazy
Reply +2
(03/23/2013) [-]
No, those people get to watch. ****** Freeloaders.
#13 - jmoneylax
Reply +175
(03/22/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#89 - motherfuckingkenji
Reply +138
(03/23/2013) [-]
Today at work, we made a pizza for some guy named Doug.
He wanted us to spell out "Prom?" in pepperoni as he was going to ask his girlfriend to prom.
Good luck to that guy.



Personally, I thought the idea was a bit too cheesy.
#120 to #89 - discon
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(03/23/2013) [-]
This guy
This guy
#92 to #89 - bigbeaufort ONLINE
Reply +4
(03/23/2013) [-]
Well if he gets shot down by his girlfriend that's going to be awkward as ****...
#127 to #92 - tomthehippie
Reply -2
(03/23/2013) [-]
Asks girlfriend to prom



Gets dumped


Asks female friend to go to prom (as friends)


She stops speaking to him
#122 to #89 - JoshBauer
Reply +9
(03/23/2013) [-]
CHEESY
CHEESY
#130 to #89 - mookiez
Reply +14
(03/23/2013) [-]
Should have spelled out porn.
#356 to #130 - tetragramozoid
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(03/23/2013) [-]
Especially if he didn't check the pizza before he gave it to her.
#2 - thragtusk
Reply +67
(03/22/2013) [-]
beat that digiorno
#3 - anon
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(03/22/2013) [-]
....i could eat that full pizza alone >.> never mind share and keep half for later
#7 to #3 - manofparody
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(03/22/2013) [-]
So could and have I, but the fact that you can doesn't mean you should.
One of my favorite lines from Louis C.K.: "The meal isn't over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself."
#4 to #3 - lwminlaa
Reply +56
(03/22/2013) [-]
and that is why you are fat
#5 to #4 - fireworkmuffins
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(03/22/2013) [-]
#6 to #5 - arkadia
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(03/22/2013) [-]
#8 to #6 - fireworkmuffins
Reply +4
(03/22/2013) [-]
What are you looking at?
#9 to #8 - arkadia
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(03/22/2013) [-]
I'm the prince of all Saiyans. I can look at whatever the **** I want.
#66 to #9 - zerpderp
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(03/23/2013) [-]
My legend goes back to the 12th century.
#237 to #66 - anon
Reply 0
(03/23/2013) [-]
did somebody say soul eater thread?
#273 to #237 - anon
Reply 0
(03/23/2013) [-]
No. No one said that. Go home.
#274 to #273 - tarmorman ONLINE
Reply 0
(03/23/2013) [-]
I heard soul eater thread.
#279 to #274 - arkadia
Reply +1
(03/23/2013) [-]
No.
#287 to #279 - tarmorman ONLINE
Reply +1
(03/23/2013) [-]
How about Zero Punctuation thread?
#173 to #4 - anon
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(03/23/2013) [-]
What are you a stick figure?
#38 to #4 - whatamidoingwithme ONLINE
Reply -2
(03/23/2013) [-]
I can eat that pizza alone and more too but i am not fat.
#94 to #38 - siridontcare
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(03/23/2013) [-]
Whatever helps you sleep.
#1 - iamtheblackgoat
Reply +52
(03/22/2013) [-]
Do want
#47 - Cleavland Steamer
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(03/23/2013) [-]
#56 to #47 - xgeneration
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(03/23/2013) [-]
isnt it cut my pizza into pieces
#15 - vissova
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(03/22/2013) [-]
There's no way in Hell anyone could ever eat just one slice.

I would ram that entire thing down my throat before it even gets delivered.
#238 to #17 - anon
Reply 0
(03/23/2013) [-]
you gay
#34 - nicolbolas
Reply +35
(03/23/2013) [-]
How do four people not eat that?
How do four people not eat that?
#114 - marconde
Reply +31
(03/23/2013) [-]
I don't need a dish.
#124 to #114 - tomthehippie
Reply 0
(03/23/2013) [-]
I'm a Christian and that made me laugh.
#160 to #124 - whymewhy
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(03/23/2013) [-]
who gives a ****.
#188 to #124 - swiftykidd **User deleted account**
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#252 to #188 - tomthehippie
Reply -1
(03/23/2013) [-]
Because I bet some asshat saw that and got offended that someone used the bible that way.
#167 to #114 - anon
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(03/23/2013) [-]
I'm a Muslim and that made me laugh.
#231 to #114 - arstya
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(03/23/2013) [-]
I'm nothing, and I don't care.
#206 to #114 - rieskimo
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(03/23/2013) [-]
Cold Pizza Master Race!
#209 to #114 - tomorrowsnightmare
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(03/23/2013) [-]
Posted this on facebook with the description "Found a use for it." Now I'm waiting for all the butthurt christian comments.
#247 to #209 - ilovehitler
Reply -1
(03/23/2013) [-]
screenshot or it didn't happen.
#346 to #247 - tomorrowsnightmare
Reply 0
(03/23/2013) [-]
I only got an angry call from my mom though.
#258 to #247 - limb
Reply 0
(03/23/2013) [-]
Ditto.
#259 to #258 - anon
Reply 0
(03/23/2013) [-]
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say you get this same comment a lot.
#261 to #259 - limb
Reply 0
(03/23/2013) [-]
It's either going out on a limb or being teared limb from limb no one talks about trees.
#353 to #345 - ilovehitler
Reply 0
(03/23/2013) [-]
Heh, that's awesome.
#152 to #114 - matthewfjr **User deleted account**
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