Pizza. .. Who the eats one slice?
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#24 - mrantoniou (03/23/2013) [-]
Who the **** eats one slice?
#357 to #24 - repostsrepost (03/23/2013) [-]
faggots
#359 to #24 - thatguythatlaughs (03/24/2013) [-]
People with lap band surgery
User avatar #27 to #24 - thejerseyjenn (03/23/2013) [-]
Me. I literally cannot eat more.
#31 to #27 - Happybean (03/23/2013) [-]
YOU MONSTER!
User avatar #117 to #27 - enorus (03/23/2013) [-]
You literally can't eat more than a single pizza slice? Are you a small rodent?
User avatar #83 to #27 - Bion ONLINE (03/23/2013) [-]
I feel so bad for you. I could eat that stuff till I popped.
User avatar #326 to #27 - thejerseyjenn (03/23/2013) [-]
well damn! i didn't know that the inability to eat more than one slice of pizza is a funnyjunk crime!
User avatar #328 to #326 - turdburgalar (03/23/2013) [-]
Welcome to FJ
User avatar #331 to #328 - thejerseyjenn (03/23/2013) [-]
yeah. oh well thumbs aren't everything so I'm keeping my comment up.
User avatar #360 to #331 - lube (03/24/2013) [-]
+1 for taking it on the chin.
#281 to #27 - Rascal (03/23/2013) [-]
This right here is the definition of anal trauma
User avatar #164 to #27 - prickstick (03/23/2013) [-]
-11 thumbs because she can't eat more than one slice of pizza? I smell a alot of americunts on this page
#228 to #164 - Rascal (03/23/2013) [-]
i'm slovak, weighing in at 50-55kg, height: 1.59 meters and i could eat an entire pizza after having had dinner -_-"

eating ONE slice and not being able to eat more is just absurd.
#229 to #228 - Xepheros (03/23/2013) [-]
That's because your body type gives you extremely fast metabolisation though, meaning you need to eat like three times normal amounts of food and you still don't get fat.
User avatar #196 to #164 - nogphille (03/23/2013) [-]
i'm dutch, weighing in at 70-75kg, height: 1.92 meters and i could eat an entire pizza after having had dinner -_-"

eating ONE slice and not being able to eat more is just absurd.
User avatar #325 to #27 - annoos (03/23/2013) [-]
Here, have a down thumb you 29 kg faggot.
#339 to #27 - Rascal (03/23/2013) [-]
What do you mean?
#198 to #27 - Rascal (03/23/2013) [-]
Sounds sketchy.
User avatar #155 to #24 - benedicto (03/23/2013) [-]
HAH!
#278 to #24 - Rascal (03/23/2013) [-]
Thin people
User avatar #322 to #278 - Jackimole (03/23/2013) [-]
You've clearly never seen an episode of Scooby Doo.
User avatar #366 to #24 - hodoor (04/22/2013) [-]
hodor
User avatar #135 to #24 - basicargentinian (03/23/2013) [-]
women on a diet?
#284 to #24 - exlo (03/23/2013) [-]
People who didn't pay for the **** , that's who.
User avatar #324 to #284 - patchesdacrazy (03/23/2013) [-]
No, those people get to watch. ****** Freeloaders.
#3 - Rascal (03/22/2013) [-]
....i could eat that full pizza alone >.> never mind share and keep half for later
User avatar #7 to #3 - manofparody (03/22/2013) [-]
So could and have I, but the fact that you can doesn't mean you should.
One of my favorite lines from Louis C.K.: "The meal isn't over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself."
User avatar #4 to #3 - lwminlaa (03/22/2013) [-]
and that is why you are fat
#8 to #6 - fireworkmuffins (03/22/2013) [-]
What are you looking at?
#9 to #8 - arkadia (03/22/2013) [-]
I'm the prince of all Saiyans. I can look at whatever the **** I want.
#66 to #9 - zerpderp (03/23/2013) [-]
My legend goes back to the 12th century.
#237 to #66 - Rascal (03/23/2013) [-]
did somebody say soul eater thread?
#273 to #237 - Rascal (03/23/2013) [-]
No. No one said that. Go home.
#274 to #273 - tarmorman (03/23/2013) [-]
I heard soul eater thread.
#287 to #279 - tarmorman (03/23/2013) [-]
How about Zero Punctuation thread?
#173 to #4 - Rascal (03/23/2013) [-]
What are you a stick figure?
#38 to #4 - whatamidoingwithme ONLINE (03/23/2013) [-]
I can eat that pizza alone and more too but i am not fat.
User avatar #94 to #38 - siridontcare (03/23/2013) [-]
Whatever helps you sleep.
#89 - motherfuckingkenji (03/23/2013) [-]
Today at work, we made a pizza for some guy named Doug.
He wanted us to spell out "Prom?" in pepperoni as he was going to ask his girlfriend to prom.
Good luck to that guy.



Personally, I thought the idea was a bit too cheesy.
#120 to #89 - discon (03/23/2013) [-]
This guy
This guy
#92 to #89 - bigbeaufort ONLINE (03/23/2013) [-]
Well if he gets shot down by his girlfriend that's going to be awkward as **** ...
#127 to #92 - tomthehippie (03/23/2013) [-]
Asks girlfriend to prom



Gets dumped


Asks female friend to go to prom (as friends)


She stops speaking to him
#122 to #89 - JoshBauer (03/23/2013) [-]
CHEESY
CHEESY
User avatar #130 to #89 - mookiez (03/23/2013) [-]
Should have spelled out porn.
User avatar #356 to #130 - tetragramozoid (03/23/2013) [-]
Especially if he didn't check the pizza before he gave it to her.
#13 - jmoneylax (03/22/2013) [-]
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#2 - thragtusk (03/22/2013) [-]
beat that digiorno
User avatar #56 to #47 - xgeneration (03/23/2013) [-]
isnt it cut my pizza into pieces
#216 - lamaswithhats (03/23/2013) [-]
NOW THAT IS 			********		! As cool as it is four people do not each have one piece. When I order a pizza I eat until I feel sick
NOW THAT IS ******** ! As cool as it is four people do not each have one piece. When I order a pizza I eat until I feel sick
User avatar #175 - dragonicangel (03/23/2013) [-]
Who the **** eats only one slice?
#195 to #175 - killerofcows (03/23/2013) [-]
only explanation would be they bougth 5 pizzas, the last one they share
otherwise one slice wont make sense :o
User avatar #230 to #195 - dragonicangel (03/23/2013) [-]
You're probably right.
User avatar #172 - rufless (03/23/2013) [-]
**** your origami ****

I'm hungry and pizza doesn't wait to get cold.
#103 - Cleavland Steamer (03/23/2013) [-]
It's not delivery   
   
   
   
   
   
it's Digiorno
It's not delivery





it's Digiorno
User avatar #139 to #103 - ninonybox (03/23/2013) [-]
My god...I never thought I would see someone else post that gif.
#1 - iamtheblackgoat (03/22/2013) [-]
Do want
#263 - WitchKingTroll (03/23/2013) [-]
Four people not finishing an eight-slice pizza
#34 - nicolbolas (03/23/2013) [-]
How do four people not eat that?
How do four people not eat that?
User avatar #15 - vissova (03/22/2013) [-]
There's no way in Hell anyone could ever eat just one slice.

I would ram that entire thing down my throat before it even gets delivered.
#238 to #17 - Rascal (03/23/2013) [-]
you gay
#250 - HolyArachnid (03/23/2013) [-]
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#126 - domkooo (03/23/2013) [-]
Finally, I have a use for this.
Finally, I have a use for this.
#140 to #126 - animepsycchosecond (03/23/2013) [-]
Dante thread?
Dante thread?
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#134 to #126 - ataeru (03/23/2013) [-]
dang beat me to it
Aww, all the pizzas gone!

oh well, there's dessert...
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User avatar #178 to #156 - paraplegichedgehog (03/23/2013) [-]
just finished my biyearly Boondocks marathon, thank you for this .gif
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User avatar #181 to #179 - paraplegichedgehog (03/23/2013) [-]
really hoping they make the Uncle Ruckus movie, now i'm going on a quest to get as many images to fill my lacking reaction folder, i finally convinced my friend to watch it with me yesterday...she can't look me in the eyes anymore
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#189 to #183 - paraplegichedgehog (03/23/2013) [-]
thanks, i know this gif will come in handy one day (sorry if you already have it) if there's ever trolling a foot
thanks, i know this gif will come in handy one day (sorry if you already have it) if there's ever trolling a foot
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#304 - Strudel (03/23/2013) [-]
W....what?
W....what?
#240 - caplocker (03/23/2013) [-]
Like anyone in my house eats one slice of pizza. Also, what the **** is a left over? 1 medium pizza for 4 people and there's half the ****** left?



Proof this is witchcraft.
User avatar #242 to #240 - blackshot (03/23/2013) [-]
we need 3-4 pizzas (large) for just 3 people. haha
#211 - thebiscitking (03/23/2013) [-]
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