too late. .. This is the day you will remember as the day you almost caught the Captain Jack Sparrow
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#34 - ifuckedyou (03/18/2013) [-]
I beg to differ
User avatar #60 to #34 - churrundo (03/18/2013) [-]
The Nig
#145 to #60 - cdlogan (03/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #152 to #60 - hanakoikezawa (03/18/2013) [-]
(skin version)
User avatar #12 - miniwilliam (03/18/2013) [-]
Why would you run, this cheetah is obviously friendly!

I say befriend it, tame it and go on merry adventures with it.
User avatar #15 to #12 - nastoy (03/18/2013) [-]
But what if you try getting away and it wanna play...
ouch
#28 to #12 - thebritishguy (03/18/2013) [-]
I saved this gif about 20 seconds ago and it's already come in useful
I saved this gif about 20 seconds ago and it's already come in useful
#92 to #28 - anon (03/18/2013) [-]
What anime is it?
User avatar #13 to #12 - dedj (03/18/2013) [-]
if i'm not mistaken, i think tigers use their tongues to remove fur and feathers from their prey before eating since they have very rough tongues. Not sure about cheetahs though.
User avatar #20 to #13 - miniwilliam (03/18/2013) [-]
To me it just looks like it is trying to bathe him.
#38 - stalkingtiger (03/18/2013) [-]
That moment when...
That moment when...
#90 to #38 - anon (03/18/2013) [-]
what's he riding?
User avatar #124 to #90 - stalkingtiger (03/18/2013) [-]
An elephant.
#130 to #38 - aerosol (03/18/2013) [-]
It can be rather unexpected
It can be rather unexpected
User avatar #43 to #38 - mohne (03/18/2013) [-]
is he kill?
#66 to #43 - checkingnsfw (03/18/2013) [-]
nope saw a documentary on it, he was only serverly injured.
#72 to #66 - apocalypseboyz (03/18/2013) [-]
Only severely.
#82 - snakefire (03/18/2013) [-]
I would say "don't be afraid"

but we all know what happens after a cat licks you for 12 seconds
#11 - shrapnelleader (03/18/2013) [-]
WHY CAN'T I KEEP YOU?
WHY CAN'T I KEEP YOU?
#128 - fishertiger (03/18/2013) [-]
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#1 - nicolbolas (03/18/2013) [-]
This is the day you will remember as the day you almost caught the Captain Jack Sparrow
This is the day you will remember as the day you almost caught the Captain Jack Sparrow
#2 to #1 - snoboardkid (03/18/2013) [-]
captain jack sparrow thread?
captain jack sparrow thread?
User avatar #3 to #2 - nicolbolas (03/18/2013) [-]
that was the only one i had, you didn't have to call attention to it.
#4 to #3 - snoboardkid (03/18/2013) [-]
or did I?
User avatar #5 to #4 - nicolbolas (03/18/2013) [-]
savvy
(two v's not a w)
#8 to #3 - hellkitequeen (03/18/2013) [-]
I too enjoy your username. Check mine out ;)
I too enjoy your username. Check mine out ;)
#25 to #8 - nicolbolas (03/18/2013) [-]
Are you coming on to the?
Are you coming on to the?
#21 to #3 - unhappyface (03/18/2013) [-]
have one more
have one more
#54 - yodaddysofat ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #99 to #54 - ylubz (03/18/2013) [-]
When I see this I picture it saying 'Whassup'
#18 - undyingpanda (03/18/2013) [-]
<---His face after the cheetah leaves
User avatar #57 to #18 - coolponyboy (03/18/2013) [-]
Guess that would explain why the cheetah left
User avatar #24 - jbails (03/18/2013) [-]
In Soviet safari park, pussy licks you.
#47 - vilememory (03/18/2013) [-]
Dude Jerry watch this, I'm going to totally freak this camera guy out.

AH HA HA HA HA HA! MIKE! Stop I can't breathe!
#98 to #47 - anon (03/18/2013) [-]
I thought you were going to name the cheetah Tom
#10 - douchebuttt (03/18/2013) [-]
Be cool, be cool, be cool, be cool...
#62 - connorsg (03/18/2013) [-]
that moment when you **** your pants.
#16 - felixjarl ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #41 to #16 - stupidpancakes **User deleted account** (03/18/2013) [-]
I... actually think I can fap to this.

<< >>

Don't judge me!!!
#87 to #41 - Pompano (03/18/2013) [-]




Dammit, I was having a good day.
+1
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User avatar #53 to #41 - shishabar (03/18/2013) [-]
gon' jack off 2 da pussy?
#122 to #16 - anon (03/18/2013) [-]
"ohhh food..."
User avatar #50 to #16 - skullzero (03/18/2013) [-]
Commander Shepard?
#65 to #50 - superassassin (03/18/2013) [-]
Looks like it.

Guess we're done romancing crew members.
#46 - capnwetnipples (03/18/2013) [-]
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#97 to #46 - critique (03/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #132 - imnotkickthecat (03/18/2013) [-]
Well that's the fastest land cat in the world, good luck ever finding a time when it isn't too late to run.
User avatar #151 to #132 - ofmiceandmen (03/18/2013) [-]
Are there other types of cats besides land ones?
User avatar #153 to #151 - imnotkickthecat (03/18/2013) [-]
yea, catfish.
User avatar #154 to #153 - ofmiceandmen (03/18/2013) [-]
Touché
#123 - incest (03/18/2013) [-]
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#80 - luminisenc (03/18/2013) [-]
Y'know, cheetahs are instinctively non-hostile cats, kinda like cats. They only kill to survive, and that cheetah looks like it is fed by humans.

What I'm trying to say is that a cheetah would make a good (and pretty safe) pet, as long as you don't starve it.
#116 to #80 - wudup (03/18/2013) [-]
No wild or exotic animal makes a good pet. A friend of mine volunteers for a local exotic animal sanctuary - 90% of the animals they receive are from dumb, rich people who thought it would be fun to own a lion, tiger, bear, chimp or cheetah. It's always more than they can handle. Want a cat? Get a cat. Leave these animals where they belong.
#112 to #80 - Wingz (03/18/2013) [-]
How do you figure a wild animal needing 8lbs of red meat a day would make a "good and pretty safe" pet.... Not to mention the dumpster of a litterbox you would need
User avatar #125 to #112 - luminisenc (03/18/2013) [-]
If yer rich it'll work. Too bad for me, though. And they aren't very hostile.

Only a little.
#84 to #80 - tomthehippie (03/18/2013) [-]
Yeah, cheetahs are ******* awesome.

If I ever get rich, I'm totally going to have one as a pet. Even if it means living in Africa or some **** .

Fun fact, you know at zoos they pair cheetahs with dogs? Apparently cheetahs and dogs get along really well, and cheetahs see that the dogs are always relaxed, so the cheetahs relax.
#88 to #84 - luminisenc (03/18/2013) [-]
Actually knew that.
I'm quite the cheetah-fan though.
#89 to #88 - tomthehippie (03/18/2013) [-]
**** yeah. I honestly would get a cheetah if I could at all afford it. Especially sense I want a few dogs too.

I pity the fool who breaks into my house.
#91 to #89 - luminisenc (03/18/2013) [-]
Wait. That's actually pretty ******* badass.
#93 to #91 - tomthehippie (03/18/2013) [-]
Right? Some guy picks the lock to the door, hears a few dogs barking, thinks "Naw, its cool. I got a gun!" then five wolfhounds come racing around the corner following a ******* cheetah.

Guy's last thought " **** nuggets..."
#101 to #80 - anon (03/18/2013) [-]
New York Times- "INTROVERTED FRIENDLESS INTERNET ENTHUSIAST HARBORING EXOTIC ANIMAL GETS KILLED BY PET"
User avatar #121 to #101 - luminisenc (03/18/2013) [-]
That made me laugh.
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User avatar #100 to #80 - rhblink (03/18/2013) [-]
probably what the lady that owned a chimpanzee thought, until it ripped her friend's hands and face off. its a wild animal, not meant to be pets
User avatar #103 to #100 - WHATTHEPISSTRAINE (03/18/2013) [-]
Chimps are known to kill rival families of chimps for territory and bitches, then eat the young to show dominance.
#102 to #100 - josephkirk (03/18/2013) [-]
i...im going to ggogle real fast! be right back!
#105 to #102 - rhblink (03/18/2013) [-]
look what that animal did to her ******* face

all you people that want cheetahs as pets, wow. you dont know what you're getting yourself into. theyre not meant to be pets..
#117 to #105 - luminisenc (03/18/2013) [-]
Ancient Egyptians had them as pets. But they need to be domesticated as cubs. And even then, there is a slight, slight chance for it, accidents still happens.

And what the cheesy **** is wrong with that image.
#107 to #105 - josephkirk (03/18/2013) [-]
WHAT THE **** !?
User avatar #109 to #107 - rhblink (03/18/2013) [-]
there was also another story where a different chimp ripped some dudes balls off. gnarly
User avatar #113 to #109 - josephkirk (03/18/2013) [-]
!? why do people keep making the same mistakes?
User avatar #115 to #113 - rhblink (03/18/2013) [-]
because theyre ignorant and live in a fantasy world *cough*
User avatar #118 to #115 - josephkirk (03/18/2013) [-]
i think that would be a perfect crime. if you want to get rid/hurt some one just buy them a chimp!
User avatar #143 to #105 - mrfartypants (03/18/2013) [-]
that was a chimp that did that
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#31 - darkjoker (03/18/2013) [-]
TAKE LIKE A MAN


TAKE LIKE A MAN
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