Nailed it.. Slightly cute anyway.. Almost as graceful as this. Nailed it Slightly cute anyway Almost as graceful this
Upload
Login or register
Leave a comment Refresh Comments (305)
[ 305 comments ]
Anonymous comments allowed.
73 comments displayed.
#2 - fantomen
Reply +328
(03/17/2013) [-]
Almost as graceful as this.
Almost as graceful as this.
#145 to #2 - ubemadagian
Reply -18
(03/18/2013) [-]
that's a prtty powrful sowrd theere
#219 to #145 - nockae
Reply 0
(03/18/2013) [-]
No, you can't be back...
IT CAN'T BE TRUE!
#178 to #2 - anon
Reply 0
(03/18/2013) [-]
Did you notice she cut the piece she cut off in half?
#189 to #2 - mrbuu
Reply 0
(03/18/2013) [-]
I would buy that sword. The only down side is 550$ price tag or 350$ amazon.
#245 to #2 - thedungeonmaster
Reply +1
(03/18/2013) [-]
Lynn Thompson is such a goof lol but he makes some pretty cool stuff
#268 to #2 - jonaskjj
Reply +1
(03/18/2013) [-]
**** yeah! lynn thompson
#242 to #2 - toosexyforyou
Reply +6
(03/18/2013) [-]
I feel so happy for that man. Look at how happy he is to slice the **** out a trashcan with an amazing sword.
#91 to #2 - kroople
Reply +7
(03/18/2013) [-]
#49 to #2 - XxXRoxasXxX
Reply +33
(03/17/2013) [-]
****** min/max faggot
****** min/max faggot
#27 - haseotakaeda
Reply +195
(03/17/2013) [-]
One time at one of our new years celebration gatherings for karate, we were breaking boards like usual.   
One girl punched one   
It split not in half   
but into three pieces   
The guy was holding one third of the board in each hand   
and the last third flew and hit a wall   
do you have any idea how ******* hard you have to hit the board to make that **** happen   
   
MFW
One time at one of our new years celebration gatherings for karate, we were breaking boards like usual.
One girl punched one
It split not in half
but into three pieces
The guy was holding one third of the board in each hand
and the last third flew and hit a wall
do you have any idea how ******* hard you have to hit the board to make that **** happen

MFW
#97 to #27 - dangerousdays
0
has deleted their comment [-]
#193 to #27 - anon
Reply 0
(03/18/2013) [-]
I Did that once. Except it was with a flying front kick, one of the hardest hitting techniques out there.


...That girl must've been a beast.
#323 to #193 - haseotakaeda
Reply 0
(03/18/2013) [-]
It's strange though, a flying front kick SHOULDN'T hit that hard, but it does
Technically you should be able to put more force via standing front kick because you're pushing off the ground, for instance if you kick a door in, you never jump or you'll just bounce right off the door because nothing is keeping you constantly pushing forward (the ground)
Not sure if i explained it properly, but to my knowledge (and ability) the hardest hitting kick (that I can do) is the muoy thai tornado kick
#304 to #27 - Jesusnipples
Reply 0
(03/18/2013) [-]
I've done that before, it's funny as hell to see the board holders' expressions afterwards.
#324 to #27 - anon
Reply 0
(03/18/2013) [-]
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts.
#325 to #324 - haseotakaeda
Reply 0
(03/18/2013) [-]
The art doesn't matter, what matters is the person doing it
#44 to #27 - urbemarmis
Reply +6
(03/17/2013) [-]
not as hard as youd think. it just depends on the structural integrity of the board. it couldve been weak in those spots. breaking boards isnt as stupendous as people think...
#54 to #44 - lordaurion
Reply +22
(03/18/2013) [-]
You'd be amazed.   
>learning TKD from a legitimate Korean Master for four years then having to switch to a Mcdojo with a middle aged white guy for a teacher when we moved   
>mfw all these red belts and higher unable to break a half inch board with multiple strikes   
>mfw I was breaking inch thick boards at green belt with a single kick or punch   
I stayed for like 2 months then quit, so much ******** at that dojo.   
>lets NOT wear our protective gear for full contact sparring   
>lets teach students to stop after each strike   
>lets give them a dozen chances to break boards for testing so they never learn proper form   
>lets do kata's for 95% of the class instead of focusing on actual techniques LIKE HOW TO KICK WITH FORCE
You'd be amazed.
>learning TKD from a legitimate Korean Master for four years then having to switch to a Mcdojo with a middle aged white guy for a teacher when we moved
>mfw all these red belts and higher unable to break a half inch board with multiple strikes
>mfw I was breaking inch thick boards at green belt with a single kick or punch
I stayed for like 2 months then quit, so much ******** at that dojo.
>lets NOT wear our protective gear for full contact sparring
>lets teach students to stop after each strike
>lets give them a dozen chances to break boards for testing so they never learn proper form
>lets do kata's for 95% of the class instead of focusing on actual techniques LIKE HOW TO KICK WITH FORCE
#113 to #54 - haseotakaeda
Reply 0
(03/18/2013) [-]
We have 3 classes a week
Tuesdays are mostly sparring and doing basics
Thursdays are almost all kata
Saturdays are just hours of either cardio workouts/katas/sparring because we're preparing for the tournament in Osaka in July
I don't mind doing Kata though, it can still teach you a lot
but i agree you have to leave time to learn actual techniques
#73 to #54 - gangsterish
Reply 0
(03/18/2013) [-]
I know this feel.
#143 to #54 - onceapiece
Reply -1
(03/18/2013) [-]
Well, probably one of the reasons it isn't actually all that hard is because most karate masters (like at your second dojo, ones that are more commercial) use their fingers to bend the board somewhat so that the board will beak easier. If they don't do that at all, then it is a lot easier to break it in 3. I've seen quite a few people do it at my dojo, and I've even done it myself
#58 to #54 - urbemarmis
Reply -1
(03/18/2013) [-]
you are right it does depend on form, but other than that it depends on the hardening of the body. that essentially means it depends on how much youve conditioned your body. and even then they sometimes buy boards that are made to break. you can even see a person who takes pride in breaking concrete blocks say "i bought the wrong kind of block" on ridiculousness. conditioning the body isnt that hard, unless youre going for qigong. then youre just a crazy ************
#61 to #58 - lordaurion
Reply 0
(03/18/2013) [-]
It wasn't even a conditioning issue it was a "I have so many tries so I'm just going to beat it into submission with lots of ******, fast kicks instead of lining up one perfect one".
#63 to #61 - urbemarmis
Reply -1
(03/18/2013) [-]
ahhhhhh i see. yeah thats how you can hurt yourself. "well i have this many tries so why dont i just half ass the kicks and break it on the 10th kick"
#47 to #27 - pseudobob **User deleted account**
Reply +15
(03/17/2013) [-]
Now try doing it with grain held horizontally.
#312 to #47 - thrustingreatbacon
Reply +2
(03/18/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#121 - Alchemyst
Reply +76
(03/18/2013) [-]
Oh, you cut it twice?   
   
That's cute.
Oh, you cut it twice?

That's cute.
#132 to #121 - vaxidd ONLINE
Reply -1
(03/18/2013) [-]
Three times actually.
Three times actually.
#141 to #132 - astronautleague
Reply +1
(03/18/2013) [-]
right... three pieces= 2 cuts
#137 to #132 - spoonandfork
Reply 0
(03/18/2013) [-]
That was only 2 cuts.
#160 to #121 - anon
Reply 0
(03/18/2013) [-]
you nignogs need to learn how to count. the sword went through the wood three times, three cuts.
#254 to #121 - joehue
Reply +1
(03/18/2013) [-]
Looped very well...
I spent 5 minutes staring at it waiting for Link to reach the end of the bamboo... Didn't happen.
#4 - anon
Reply 0
(03/17/2013) [-]
that is a wierd looking kitchen
#45 to #4 - anthraxpotato
Reply 0
(03/17/2013) [-]
shut up Anon
#60 to #4 - Pompano
Reply 0
(03/18/2013) [-]


Shut up, Meg.
#62 to #4 - crazyolitis
Reply 0
(03/18/2013) [-]
Say that to her face. I dare you.
#129 to #4 - zorororonoa
Reply 0
(03/18/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#42 to #4 - kevinenter
Reply +4
(03/17/2013) [-]
Go find and say that to her. I'm curious to know how long you'll remain in once piece, or even two for that matter.
#26 to #4 - georgeharison
Reply +12
(03/17/2013) [-]
hahahahhahahaha   
hahahahahahahaha   
hahahahahahahahahah   
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!   
no
hahahahhahahaha
hahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahah
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
no
#8 to #4 - bangala
+74
has deleted their comment [-]
#28 - aliksander
Reply +72
(03/17/2013) [-]
#30 to #28 - lifeisnocabaret
0
has deleted their comment [-]
#64 - crazyolitis
Reply +55
(03/18/2013) [-]
She and the queen would get along quite nicely, I think.
#75 to #64 - comanderspy
Reply +4
(03/18/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#77 to #75 - crazyolitis
Reply +5
(03/18/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#244 - raexe
Reply +45
(03/18/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#38 - lazybrainz
Reply +45
(03/17/2013) [-]
Cute.
#39 to #38 - banhammerfortyk
Reply 0
(03/17/2013) [-]
LOL'D **** YOU MIHAWK YOU ALMOST KILLED ZORO
#50 to #38 - rtyo
Reply +4
(03/17/2013) [-]
Thanks.
#127 to #38 - zorororonoa
Reply +4
(03/18/2013) [-]
i will surpass you
#249 to #127 - toosexyforyou
Reply 0
(03/18/2013) [-]
wow you get that name and you make it look lame by not capitalizing the Z and the R
#309 to #249 - adamks
Reply 0
(03/18/2013) [-]
"The" R?
#316 to #309 - zorororonoa
Reply 0
(03/18/2013) [-]
he probably means Zoro and Roronoa, but can you capitalize usernames?
#319 to #316 - adamks
Reply 0
(03/18/2013) [-]
You definitly can.
#55 to #38 - yeh
Reply +9
(03/18/2013) [-]
here's a gif
here's a gif
#264 - nightdge
Reply +39
(03/18/2013) [-]
What anime is this?
#52 - SevenForOhNoe
Reply +38
(03/17/2013) [-]
like Monsoon gives a ****
like Monsoon gives a ****
#115 to #52 - confusedasian
Reply 0
(03/18/2013) [-]
What game is this? Is it for the xbox 360? Only console I have.
#122 to #115 - SevenForOhNoe
Reply 0
(03/18/2013) [-]
yes it is
#125 to #122 - confusedasian
Reply 0
(03/18/2013) [-]
Ah, I remember seeing an ad for that. It just came out not too long ago didn't it? The name though, does it follow the Metal gear solid theme? Or is it just coincidence?
#131 to #125 - SevenForOhNoe
Reply 0
(03/18/2013) [-]
it follows the theme
#291 to #52 - seffo
Reply +1
(03/18/2013) [-]
he still had the best boss music of all though
#328 to #291 - SevenForOhNoe
Reply 0
(03/19/2013) [-]
yea i know, i keep playin the song
#94 to #52 - dovahsix
Reply +2
(03/18/2013) [-]
Most annoying boss fight ever...
#100 to #94 - SevenForOhNoe
Reply 0
(03/18/2013) [-]
i agree....the amount of **** u put up with him is unnecessary
#102 to #100 - dovahsix
Reply 0
(03/18/2013) [-]
It took me forever to get the take no damage achievement against him
#110 to #102 - SevenForOhNoe
Reply 0
(03/18/2013) [-]
nice....I'm not even gonna try 2 get that achievement against him
#111 to #110 - dovahsix
Reply 0
(03/18/2013) [-]
I used the Fox blade, so yeah, tons of damage
#114 to #111 - SevenForOhNoe
Reply 0
(03/18/2013) [-]
i dotn have the fox blade :(
#117 to #114 - dovahsix
Reply 0
(03/18/2013) [-]
it has a chance to cut as if you were in ripper mode, its the most expensive item in the game
#123 to #117 - SevenForOhNoe
Reply 0
(03/18/2013) [-]
dont i need a code to get that?
#76 to #52 - unbird
Reply +3
(03/18/2013) [-]
Comment Picture