You picked the wrong day motherfucker. .. Look at that wonderful execution. >Calm set up >Bag off to allow free movement >Arm coils up close to torso >Hand levels up with target >Leans in
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#28 - ilgattozaiga (03/10/2013) [-]
Look at that wonderful execution.    
>Calm set up   
>Bag off to allow free movement   
>Arm coils up close to torso   
>Hand levels up with target   
>Leans in on the punch   
>Shoulders rotate to add power and range   
>Fist straight towards face   
>I'm half pistol shrimp 			************		   
>Target doesn't realise until face is rippling from contact   
>Right in the centre, Robin Hood would be proud   
>Maintains look that says "I'm disappointed in you, squire"   
>Sweat? Bitch please, I'm cooler than Morgan Freeman in a coma at absolute zero   
   
10.5/10, this guy should be worshipped and covered in respectable young ladies.
Look at that wonderful execution.
>Calm set up
>Bag off to allow free movement
>Arm coils up close to torso
>Hand levels up with target
>Leans in on the punch
>Shoulders rotate to add power and range
>Fist straight towards face
>I'm half pistol shrimp ************
>Target doesn't realise until face is rippling from contact
>Right in the centre, Robin Hood would be proud
>Maintains look that says "I'm disappointed in you, squire"
>Sweat? Bitch please, I'm cooler than Morgan Freeman in a coma at absolute zero

10.5/10, this guy should be worshipped and covered in respectable young ladies.
#76 to #28 - lamerthanyou (03/11/2013) [-]
Yes, a rather exquisite punch, I might say.
Yes, a rather exquisite punch, I might say.
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#62 to #28 - roninneko (03/11/2013) [-]
"I'm half pistol shrimp 			************		"   
   
Lost it.
"I'm half pistol shrimp ************ "

Lost it.
User avatar #5 - deescalation (03/10/2013) [-]
Don't **** with tanks
#10 to #5 - anon (03/10/2013) [-]
******* ranger noob trying to attack a tank like that.
User avatar #12 to #10 - deescalation (03/10/2013) [-]
his dps and health were way too low to try to solo that boss
User avatar #14 - therealslim (03/10/2013) [-]
What are you going to do pussy hit m*CRUNCH*
#80 - shrapnelleader (03/11/2013) [-]
That's right, dude....just keep poking at the guy who's twice your size.    
   
How could it possibly backfire?
That's right, dude....just keep poking at the guy who's twice your size.

How could it possibly backfire?
#7 - slenderwolf (03/10/2013) [-]
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User avatar #16 to #7 - kagji (03/10/2013) [-]
yeah, guy tried to do that to me once. so, while I was upside-down, I stabbed him in the thigh with a compass. aimed for (and hit) his femoral artery and he almost died. being big does not make you invincible. you need to know what you are doing. otherwise, you cant complain when people follow human nature.
User avatar #17 to #16 - goobyman (03/10/2013) [-]
were you bullying him
User avatar #19 to #17 - kagji (03/10/2013) [-]
I was 4' 2'' in the 9th grade. no. he pushed me, I said stop, he pushed he again, I dislocated his jaw, he swung and missed, I broke his nose, he tried to pile-drive me into the concrete, I hit his femoral artery with a compass. it's more of the "pile-driving into concrete" thing that I am talking about here. that **** can kill people. sort of like severing an artery.
#30 to #19 - motherduck (03/10/2013) [-]
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User avatar #31 to #30 - kagji (03/10/2013) [-]
yeah, got expelled, charged with battery, and spent 6 months in juvenile hall. no more bullies though.
User avatar #49 to #31 - pseudobob **User deleted account** (03/11/2013) [-]
At least learn how to lie properly. If you had just said, you were fighting a bigger guy and stabbed his leg with a compass, then thrown in a few "I don't know"s and swear words for good measure some people may have believed you. You know, acting like a regular guy who happened to almost kill a guy with an improvised weapon. But no, you went for the serious, efficient, my-hands-are-weapons, license to kill persona and look where it got you. Disappointing.
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#61 to #57 - snuffff (03/11/2013) [-]
My 			*****		 thurnis. Im seeing tyler in 2 days.
My ***** thurnis. Im seeing tyler in 2 days.
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#65 to #63 - snuffff (03/11/2013) [-]
Im excited as 			****		. I dont know if its gonna be a solo show or if its gonna be all of OF.
Im excited as **** . I dont know if its gonna be a solo show or if its gonna be all of OF.
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#69 to #16 - hippymofuka ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
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#38 to #16 - sirbrentcoe (03/11/2013) [-]
good for you man. I'm reading thru your thread. I'm not a little guy like you were, I have always been a bear. But I hated when people my size would pick on the smaller ones. It was a bit pathetic. And if this story holds even an ounce of truth, then you did what needed to be done. I taught a lot of the kids I went to school with, who were picked on, how to break holds and stun their opponents. but he was trying to break your 			*******		 neck. Glad you didn't let it fly man. good for you.
good for you man. I'm reading thru your thread. I'm not a little guy like you were, I have always been a bear. But I hated when people my size would pick on the smaller ones. It was a bit pathetic. And if this story holds even an ounce of truth, then you did what needed to be done. I taught a lot of the kids I went to school with, who were picked on, how to break holds and stun their opponents. but he was trying to break your ******* neck. Glad you didn't let it fly man. good for you.
User avatar #74 to #16 - chargrilledawesome (03/11/2013) [-]
You lying ******* mongoloid
#72 to #16 - sneezer (03/11/2013) [-]
How dare you lie like that.... on the internet
#59 to #7 - usernamecannotload (03/11/2013) [-]
requesting
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#137 to #136 - anon (03/11/2013) [-]
**** sake youtube Victim Fights Back In NSW Sydney School | 'Casey'
User avatar #54 to #7 - doombunni (03/11/2013) [-]
It's like watching a toddler take on the hulk
User avatar #32 to #7 - HarvietheDinkle (03/10/2013) [-]
anyone have the edited gif with all the combos?
User avatar #3 - drpoptart (03/10/2013) [-]
didnt even finish taking off his backpack
User avatar #18 to #3 - stijnverheye (03/10/2013) [-]
ice cold ***********
#6 to #3 - taurusguy (03/10/2013) [-]
He wasnt taking it off, just took the strap off of one arm to hit harder
#56 - jakeleefromtheuk (03/11/2013) [-]
I wish this GIF was longer
#110 - greenwithenvy (03/11/2013) [-]
the way the kid took off the backpack to swing makes me feel like he's done this before...
the way the kid took off the backpack to swing makes me feel like he's done this before...
User avatar #141 to #110 - riathewolf (03/11/2013) [-]
Holy **** , that kid deserved it.
User avatar #142 to #110 - riathewolf (03/11/2013) [-]
(in the GIF I mean)
User avatar #2 - bloodeyes (03/10/2013) [-]
rock beats scissors, scissors beats paper, paper beats rock, fist beats face
#27 - irokk (03/10/2013) [-]
**** bullies
User avatar #33 - Thefirstpedobear (03/10/2013) [-]
Ohhh so this is what would happen if Soraka basic attacked Darius...
User avatar #90 - smokedmeatlog (03/11/2013) [-]
I hate how they will both get in trouble now because of school rules even though that kid probably has been picked on countless numbers of times. Same type of **** that kid from Australia had to deal with. ******* schools.
#81 - ishotthedeputy (03/11/2013) [-]
I would like to know what happened to this immortal leader
User avatar #92 - Soilwork (03/11/2013) [-]
"Hmm I'm gonna throw something at the kid whose twice my size"
#134 - WootBoot (03/11/2013) [-]
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#130 - craazhy (03/11/2013) [-]
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#138 - dannonzzz (03/11/2013) [-]
good for you kid
good for you kid
#135 - creosote (03/11/2013) [-]
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#125 - jaketasticness (03/11/2013) [-]
this **** was on front page not even a month ago...
User avatar #128 to #125 - DrBobsPatient (03/11/2013) [-]
as you be on FJ long enough, that emotion of pooh you posted becomes the norm.
User avatar #140 to #125 - hydraetis (03/11/2013) [-]
How is it that I go on FJ every day and yet somehow I miss all of these "front page" posts everyone claims to have seen there shortly afterwards?
#147 to #140 - jaketasticness (03/11/2013) [-]
Depends on what time of day you get on really
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